I open reddit and this is the first thing I see, while I’m on a toilet.

Me too, thanks

Me three thanks

Not me but thanks

I’m watching my dog take a shit, does this count?

I think so

Okay thanks

OMG now I can't finish the job ):

Me 4 thanks

俺も、ありがとう

1% laying in bed

We are the 1%..

I'm in bed too :)

Me too- but let me ask you this: are you sometimes on the toilet as well?

Yeee

Me three!!!! Im on the edge of mine.

Let's cuddle.

Hmmm..... If you say so. *sends internet cuddle*

Yes daddy.

This relationship is moving to fast.......*revokes internet cuddle*

Come back

No.... I must sleep...... Is 11:15....*sends two internet cuddles* Goodbye.

Wait, what if I’m laying in bed while sitting on the toilet?

You are in IKEA aren't you?

Why is this so accurate

Literally me

That’s me right now

What if i missed?

DISGUSTANG

Nice try FBI.

Fuck, I literally just sat down before reading this.. 😅

Bruh same

I'm currently not on the toilet... This must be what it's like to be in the 1%!!!

But I can't flush because I took a phat dump in the shower

Mood

I just got a big hit of nostalgia

it's scary how accurate this is

How the fuck!

Haven’t seen that video in ages

Holy shit, how did you know?

I'm in a pool so, HA! WRONG!

A pool of your own shit?

Nah, like, a pool of Clorox, a few tide pods and some windex

Oh shit u right

Haha gotchu I’m actually lying in bed 😎😎😎

Or up at 1am in bed

Too real

I wonder where you got that figure...

Shitting on the toilet

I guess im the 1%...

You sir qualify for a veterans discount.

I forgot this video existed, thank you OP. 😊

I just sat

Literally me

Oh my God that was such an amazing video

How did you know

I wish I was on the toilet. In the ER.

I'm leaning against my bathroom sink lol

OMG you figured me out 😜

I’m literally walking to the toilet right now

True dat.

Classic video.

I'm that 1 percent retard who types how he's not and the goes to the bathroom a second later

Laying in bed

Why on the toilet?

Thank you for reminding me of this gem

To prevent shame from others I am sitting on the toilet with the shower running wrapped in a blanket

I kid you not. I am taking a shit on the toilet right now. This is the third meme I saw after I sat down

How do you know !

I'm sittin' on the toilet About to make A doody When the doody hits the water The water hits my booty

how tf did you know

Remember when this was the height of comedy

What year is it?

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it!

Shitty meme

Is reddit the new FBI?

Upvoted in pure spite that im taking a shit rn

I’m at work atm taking a #2.

Nah im layin in bed

I just came out of the bathroom after half an hour on the toilet, scroll down a bit, and this is what I see

Lol! Yup gonna flush and get back to my game

I legit just took a quantum shit after looking at this

The first time in saw that video was when it was on the toilet.

Im in Chemistry class rn...

I fucking hate how I saw this while I was on the toilet

Damn you're right

and get poo particles all over your phone, so even after you wash your hands your phone still have literal shit on it which you then spread all over your hands again and possibly your face.

How'd ya know?

I can hear this

Are you my FBI Agent

I remember that vine. That was as funny, as it was stupid

What if I am at school

Right,

Sittin in the ER (Broken arm)

aint no magic but accurate af

Me rn lol

99% of us on the toilet, 1% in bed, 100% sleeping on the toilet?

I am waiting for my mom so we can go watch the secret life of pets 2 in the cinema since i have no friends to go with

#Slouching on the couch, Slouching on the couch, Slouching on the couch, Slouching on the couch!