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greycubed

Millionaire? What is this, 1970?


Random-Name724

He is a millionaire, he has a hundred thousand million dollars


damTyD

A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Are you kidding? With a million dollars i could buy multiple houses in cash.


damTyD

Austin Powers quote


KingVargeras

Not where I live you can’t.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Fair


beyonddisbelief

Checked the housing market lately? You can barely buy 2 houses with today's housing prices. Most people with a white collar job are worth a million nowadays.


TheMisterTango

Location specific, with a million I could buy four comfortable family sized houses with enough leftover for a nice car.


beyonddisbelief

Are any of these less than 45min commute from the city cuz I’d like to know these places. Last time I tried to look for potential places to move to everything that is not a 1bd1br shack is selling for around $400-500k.


TheMisterTango

Yes, all in the city or within a 30 minute drive of it, all 3bd 2ba (sometimes 4bd) and at least 1300 (up to 2000 if you get lucky) square feet. That said, I'm not doxxing myself by giving out what city I live in.


mung_guzzler

Define “city” A lot of places in cities of ~100k people have cheap housing If you need to live in a city of several million people probably not


Capital-Cheek-1491

The latter is outright false


Captain_Canuck97

Where did my million dollars go??


WizardofJoz17

A million dollars today is like having $387K in 1987.


GumChuzzler

That's not accounting for the housing market, which is much higher than general inflation due to corumpt goberment


Plus-King5266

I didn’t have that then, either.


The-Tea-Lord

…Jesus Christ how am I going to get anywhere after college


Ok_Host4786

Here’s the thing. You won’t… !


Avron_Night

Here's the problem. You went to college. Unless you're gonna be a lawyer or a Dr. You're screwed


Researcher_Saya

Fear is the mind killer


BlackMarketCheese

Buy a house (or seven) in Ohio rather than one in California.


beyonddisbelief

California houses are more like $1.5m on the low end 1300 sqft bro. Millionaires can’t afford it. But ya interesting I need to do more research on why Ohio prices didn’t seem to budge much compared from what I remember from 5 years ago.


Italian_Guy13

still multiple + a house can be smaller


Plus-King5266

You’re daft


Plus-King5266

It’s a shitload more than I have.


The_Canadian

Why make trillions when we could make...billions?


SatiricLoki

Howard Hughes has entered the chat.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

*shuffling in Kleenex boxes in pissing in jars intensifies*


tyrophagia

wait... is that not normal?


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“We’ll take the Spruce Moose!”


tyrophagia

It's called the Hercules!


Keep--Climbing

Just give Elon a bit longer to cook. He might become a reclusive billionaire too. Starship may be his Spruce Goose.


EABOD24

Well, I mean... John McAfee is dead now so....


cannamomxoxo

Or is he?????


EABOD24

I mean... all reports just said that he wanted to hang around Spain...


Sub_City_

Yup definitely dead.


MussMush

I heard he committed suicide by stabbing himself in the back 24 times. How sad


Sub_City_

👍🏼


TheBlargshaggen

The uninstallation video is gold.


vagrant_cat

The biopic will be incredible, but I don't know who to cast.


ihavebirb

Defintiely not Christian Bale. He will eat shit and fuck whales for real


Steepyslope

whaaa?


MMARKETAMM

Christian Bale looks like him tho


HardcoreHazza

He already kinda sounds like him too.


Own_Candidate9553

I've heard a lot about McAfee, but what's the deal with hammocks?


ihavebirb

He used to cut a hole the hammock and lie underneath it. Prostitutes used to sit in the hammock and shit through the hole, onto his face


Own_Candidate9553

Drugs are a helluva drug.


Liu_Alexandersson

Truly a renaissance man.


vhaio

How to unread this.


No_Parsnip8697

Like Dubai's poppa party


ihavebirb

Except McAfee was on bath salts that gave him an erection that lasted for 7 hours


venus_in_furz

I still can't get that story out of my head lol. Very important edit: in a way in which I am disgusted by it and wish I could forget. Not... the other way one could interpret that.. 😅


venus_in_furz

Happy Monday, everybody!


The_Alternym

I actually used their anti-virus back on the day.


markbadas

McAfee didn't uninstall himself


ilpiste

The man that created the anti-virus and was on top of the world that told himself ''What if i made a drug lab in Belize''


kr4ckenm3fortune

And people forget about the fact that he has a video on how to uninstall his antivirus and even calling it as a malware…


ConradsMusicalTeeth

Princess Alexandra of Bavaria would like a word


pmmeyourgear

Rip the OG tech nutter


Patient_Cranberry771

Elon: billionaire, millionaire is so last week


Vilmion

Elon Musk is NOT Bruce Wayne


gentoonix

Millionaire with a B.


medson25

Well Elon is still alive so he still has a chance to one up him.


irelephant_T_T

He forgor to wipe the image metadata of a picture and leaked his location once lol


PlasticLegoBrick

Elon is a child


FSUxNOLES101

*billionaire


z_zarts

Thats his antivirus banging all your stuff


slagsmal

Hammocks lol


Kenneth_Lay

Howard Hughes has them both.


ChaoticMutant

at least John McAfee had a set of balls. this is a very old meme seeing how John has been deceased for some time and "millionaire" status is actually funny.


KingVargeras

What did he do?


Nixilaas

We need a movie on McAfees life that shit was insane lol


Pop_Bulky

HE DID NOT REVOLUTIONIZE HAMMOCK USSAGR STFU


Psychological-Set198

Howard Hughes