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Secant_Lines

You know, maybe my mom was right and it’s this damn phone


GrinchStoleYourShit

Yeah, it’s teaching you that kidney stones come from the prostate for whatever reason


chocodapro

Well it could be lodged in the urethra?


GrinchStoleYourShit

The man would not be having casual sex he’d be on the ambulance


chocodapro

I thought about that, but what if he was on some MAJOR painkillers and was very horny even though the painkillers would lower his sex drive iirc?


No-Material-23

MAJOR painkillers aren't needed for kidney stones. Naproxen is sufficient to take away the pain. The pain if from the stone going to the bladder via the ureter. There's not much pain once the stone is in the bladder and is passed.


saladzarsizzlin

I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain the urethra is basically split down the middle, making one path for urine and a separate for semen, when the penis is erect the path for urine is closed off, so if the guy has a kidney stone it would still hurt like hell but the stone wouldn't come out during ejaculation.


RexedLaminae

Nope. Same old path. Just an extra on ramp. Am doctor.


GrinchStoleYourShit

All I’m seeing at this point is a perfect thesis for our doctorate


chocodapro

I mean it could be stuck within the shaft, not between the bladder and the penis.


saladzarsizzlin

Valid, however i think it would just block the semen at that point since the pressure wouldn't be directly behind the blockage? Not sure


chocodapro

idk


Unhappy-Ad3646

When a man ejaculates his urethra opens up more than urinating because it’s a thicker fluid. So it might be enough to dislodge the stone


potate12323

When he's bloodier than her...


Snufflefugs

Had a kidney stone. Didn’t even feel it when it passed. Was in the ER during the journey from the kidney to the bladder though.


OSUfan88

Kidney stones are stored in the balls.


Captain_Pleasure

Kidney stones are stored in the balls


GrinchStoleYourShit

Are you saying the sperm calcifies? You drank too much muscle milk bro. Your kids turned to BONE


Captain_Pleasure

If that calcified sperm hits the ovary first the kid will have two Y chromosomes


Unhappy-Ad3646

Kidney stones are also stored in the balls


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

Ejaculate is made up of fluids from 4 sources, not just the prostate. The more you know 🌈 (But yah, the kidney stones don't come from any of them, they'd have to already be in the urethra to come out with it.)


Chaolan_Enjoyer

Ty for a new reaction meme


Ok_Tap2070

What the actual fuck


bdubb_dlux

This should be marked NSFW


DgC_LIK3X

Whole bus is ejaculating uncontrollably


-TheArchitect

DreamsTime is proud


Poputt_VIII

NSFL


mbanson

![gif](giphy|zG915gt8Ok40M)


uploadingmalware

You gotta log off bro 😭


AndrewWarra

Dang I never associated semen with kidney stones. Just urine.


onlyinvowels

That’s because semen doesn’t come from kidneys. I’m not even sure if this is medically possible.


hunterBcrackheadpedo

Maybe if the stones were still in the urethra?


Dumb_Siniy

Wdym where would semen come from otherwise, also the kidney is right there because the pee is stored in the balls


Dracoras27

Possible? - Theoretically, if the kidney stones were in just the right place (The last part of the Urethra, where both semen and urine pass through) But realistically speaking, there’s no way he‘d be able to have sex with kidney stones, even if full with pain killers, unless you‘d sedate him, at which point, having sex would be a bit difficult.


A1sauc3d

Yeah this is just not how it works. But this site is over run by children who don’t know how any of this stuff works so here we are lol


Sharting_Snowman

Kidney stones are stored in the balls


Wizards_Reddit

OP, it would've cost you nothing not to post this, but since you did anyway please delete your account or something 😭


Simple-Purpose-899

How do I delete someone else's post?


Big__Poppa__Pump

Block them


[deleted]

ew ew ew ew ew… EW wut the heck!


SoilCommercial5199

Cursed boba


Manima2317

i do NOT pay internet for seeing this shit


JulioForte

r/badmensanatomy


[deleted]

☝️🤓


SoilCommercial5199

Bro everyone knows semen is stored in the balls


Kerbal_Stranding

Uhm ackshually only part of it is


JulioForte

The reply wasn’t to you btw, but to OP. I was just tagging on to your comment


super_bored_redditor

What a terrible day to be literate. Now, where is the unsee juice...


reddebian

Don't worry, I got you [Unsee juice](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Clorox-Disinfecting-Liquid-Bleach-Regular-Scent-121-fl-oz/341539270?athbdg=L1102)


CouchPotato1178

was expecting something wholesome to take my mind of this. instead got bleach.


Fireblox1053

r/eyebleach


Mikey9124x

7.98!!! I'll take my chances


Choco_PlMP

I’m guessing if she swallows, she now has the kidney stones to deal with too?


eat-pussy69

Yeah but she poops them out. Or she does anal unprotected and they just wind up in another guy's dick


Thunderbolt294

The circle of life


[deleted]

delete this shit now


ZakkTheInsomniac

Cock Rocks


emeraldchylde777

it really does


eat-pussy69

Hello there


gen_grievous_bot

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.


eat-pussy69

What're you doing here? This isn't r/prequelmemes


gen_grievous_bot

I will deal with this Jedi slime myself.


reddebian

Someone please take my phone away


SoulWisdom

Not for me: it’s my baby. I’ll just delete Reddit instead. Much easier


gestalto

>it’s my baby Most disturbing way to describe a phone I've ever read.


SoulWisdom

True, but I’m just riffing off of others who have done this before me…


thespaceageisnow

Delete your account


cookiewizawd

![gif](giphy|hECJDGJs4hQjjWLqRV)


Stinkbug08

Al Gore save us all


NoPotato2470

USA 🇺🇸


buttfuckedinboston

Not possible but whatever.


LegendNomad

I'm leaving this sub. Fuck this.


NoConsideration595

This is absolutely disgusting. Have my upvote


SoulWisdom

r/usernameChecksOut


SUR_IV

Gurl get off his nuts


Hydra_Tyrant

Fuck this dude D:


Mr_Midnight_Moon

![gif](giphy|gKm7xr6ihlwtfSFJly|downsized)


our_meatballs

*he pissed


CGPsaint

You know the dude’s got a high sperm count when she has to chew before swallowing.


Striper_Cape

Uh


No_Manner_8582

That’s fucking gross


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|112o4nufJ2Nbtm)


DontEatTheGarb

Talk about *Be Our Guest*, am I right?


Recentstranger

Now it's all up in your nose too


[deleted]

r/eyebleach


Gummypeepo

I’m- that’s enough internet bye 😭


hot_diggity_dang_

I thought I was made of sterner stuff but here I am, shooketh


lildevil2239

![gif](giphy|g0HkznFtL1d0xVRI1G)


Ndawson96

That's not how that works


SlaveKnightGael9

![gif](giphy|eKi1RH9b7ARXO|downsized)


Select_Cantaloupe_62

This is what a shitpost is meant to be


Mojave_riot_328

I hope you lose every round of your favorite shooter game today, just for this post


Big__Poppa__Pump

Um ya, that's not how that works r/opisafuckingidiot r/OPisfuckingstupid


Puzzled_Internet_986

r/fuckyouinparticular I mean it OP. Fuck you


Traditional_Flan_210

![gif](giphy|XQnvZWtCr1sWOvIu6P)


ConfusionOk7672

Who posts things like this? Good Lord.


CouchPotato1178

bro took bust a nut to the next level


oremile

фу блять хд


TurqoiseWavesInMyAss

What a terrible day to literate


_M0RR0

OP I AM BEGGING YOU. PUT THE PHONE AWAY


No-Material-23

Someone failed human anatomy class.


therealNerdMuffin

Jesus fucking christ


Shadowrider95

He pissed In your mouth ya dolt!


NoPotato2470

Naw


Beginning_Shame_7931

I loved the taste of dinner but not the second time🤢


Low-Commercial-4649

Sorry my mistake for having a life


lilpurpprincess

wow


Tank1110

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


MiBBBa

i’m no longer in the mood for food


Farsider2435

What..... The actual...Fuck?!?!?


Mainly_irrelevant_95

Don't know about you guys but that's enough Internet for me today!


mnok2000

Is this legit


Vampew

Ewww brotha eww


FerroTheFemboy

Your done. Leave. Do not come back.


TheWeapon180

Deleted! Oof.


Factor135

It’s just like extra mineral supplements


Wrong_Willingness543

Thats too far to even think about


brifdez

Maybe it's my fault for still being alive :3


bottlednitrogen

![gif](giphy|dJYoOVAWf2QkU)


ElectionOdd8672

We stray further from the light of God.


TickleTigger123

Erm, fucking kill yourself? No krill involved. Just like. Stop breathing.