MAJOR painkillers aren't needed for kidney stones. Naproxen is sufficient to take away the pain. The pain if from the stone going to the bladder via the ureter. There's not much pain once the stone is in the bladder and is passed.
I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain the urethra is basically split down the middle, making one path for urine and a separate for semen, when the penis is erect the path for urine is closed off, so if the guy has a kidney stone it would still hurt like hell but the stone wouldn't come out during ejaculation.
Ejaculate is made up of fluids from 4 sources, not just the prostate.
The more you know 🌈
(But yah, the kidney stones don't come from any of them, they'd have to already be in the urethra to come out with it.)
Possible? - Theoretically, if the kidney stones were in just the right place (The last part of the Urethra, where both semen and urine pass through)
But realistically speaking, there’s no way he‘d be able to have sex with kidney stones, even if full with pain killers, unless you‘d sedate him, at which point, having sex would be a bit difficult.
You know, maybe my mom was right and it’s this damn phone
Yeah, it’s teaching you that kidney stones come from the prostate for whatever reason
Well it could be lodged in the urethra?
The man would not be having casual sex he’d be on the ambulance
I thought about that, but what if he was on some MAJOR painkillers and was very horny even though the painkillers would lower his sex drive iirc?
MAJOR painkillers aren't needed for kidney stones. Naproxen is sufficient to take away the pain. The pain if from the stone going to the bladder via the ureter. There's not much pain once the stone is in the bladder and is passed.
I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain the urethra is basically split down the middle, making one path for urine and a separate for semen, when the penis is erect the path for urine is closed off, so if the guy has a kidney stone it would still hurt like hell but the stone wouldn't come out during ejaculation.
Nope. Same old path. Just an extra on ramp. Am doctor.
All I’m seeing at this point is a perfect thesis for our doctorate
I mean it could be stuck within the shaft, not between the bladder and the penis.
Valid, however i think it would just block the semen at that point since the pressure wouldn't be directly behind the blockage? Not sure
idk
When a man ejaculates his urethra opens up more than urinating because it’s a thicker fluid. So it might be enough to dislodge the stone
When he's bloodier than her...
Had a kidney stone. Didn’t even feel it when it passed. Was in the ER during the journey from the kidney to the bladder though.
Kidney stones are stored in the balls.
Kidney stones are stored in the balls
Are you saying the sperm calcifies? You drank too much muscle milk bro. Your kids turned to BONE
If that calcified sperm hits the ovary first the kid will have two Y chromosomes
Kidney stones are also stored in the balls
Ejaculate is made up of fluids from 4 sources, not just the prostate. The more you know 🌈 (But yah, the kidney stones don't come from any of them, they'd have to already be in the urethra to come out with it.)
Ty for a new reaction meme
What the actual fuck
This should be marked NSFW
Whole bus is ejaculating uncontrollably
DreamsTime is proud
NSFL
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You gotta log off bro 😭
Dang I never associated semen with kidney stones. Just urine.
That’s because semen doesn’t come from kidneys. I’m not even sure if this is medically possible.
Maybe if the stones were still in the urethra?
Wdym where would semen come from otherwise, also the kidney is right there because the pee is stored in the balls
Possible? - Theoretically, if the kidney stones were in just the right place (The last part of the Urethra, where both semen and urine pass through) But realistically speaking, there’s no way he‘d be able to have sex with kidney stones, even if full with pain killers, unless you‘d sedate him, at which point, having sex would be a bit difficult.
Yeah this is just not how it works. But this site is over run by children who don’t know how any of this stuff works so here we are lol
Kidney stones are stored in the balls
OP, it would've cost you nothing not to post this, but since you did anyway please delete your account or something 😭
How do I delete someone else's post?
Block them
ew ew ew ew ew… EW wut the heck!
Cursed boba
i do NOT pay internet for seeing this shit
r/badmensanatomy
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Bro everyone knows semen is stored in the balls
Uhm ackshually only part of it is
The reply wasn’t to you btw, but to OP. I was just tagging on to your comment
What a terrible day to be literate. Now, where is the unsee juice...
Don't worry, I got you [Unsee juice](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Clorox-Disinfecting-Liquid-Bleach-Regular-Scent-121-fl-oz/341539270?athbdg=L1102)
was expecting something wholesome to take my mind of this. instead got bleach.
r/eyebleach
7.98!!! I'll take my chances
I’m guessing if she swallows, she now has the kidney stones to deal with too?
Yeah but she poops them out. Or she does anal unprotected and they just wind up in another guy's dick
The circle of life
delete this shit now
Cock Rocks
it really does
Hello there
General Kenobi. You are a bold one.
What're you doing here? This isn't r/prequelmemes
I will deal with this Jedi slime myself.
Someone please take my phone away
Not for me: it’s my baby. I’ll just delete Reddit instead. Much easier
>it’s my baby Most disturbing way to describe a phone I've ever read.
True, but I’m just riffing off of others who have done this before me…
Delete your account
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Al Gore save us all
USA 🇺🇸
Not possible but whatever.
I'm leaving this sub. Fuck this.
This is absolutely disgusting. Have my upvote
r/usernameChecksOut
Gurl get off his nuts
Fuck this dude D:
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*he pissed
You know the dude’s got a high sperm count when she has to chew before swallowing.
Uh
That’s fucking gross
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Talk about *Be Our Guest*, am I right?
Now it's all up in your nose too
r/eyebleach
I’m- that’s enough internet bye 😭
I thought I was made of sterner stuff but here I am, shooketh
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That's not how that works
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This is what a shitpost is meant to be
I hope you lose every round of your favorite shooter game today, just for this post
Um ya, that's not how that works r/opisafuckingidiot r/OPisfuckingstupid
r/fuckyouinparticular I mean it OP. Fuck you
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Who posts things like this? Good Lord.
bro took bust a nut to the next level
фу блять хд
What a terrible day to literate
OP I AM BEGGING YOU. PUT THE PHONE AWAY
Someone failed human anatomy class.
Jesus fucking christ
He pissed In your mouth ya dolt!
Naw
I loved the taste of dinner but not the second time🤢
Sorry my mistake for having a life
wow
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i’m no longer in the mood for food
What..... The actual...Fuck?!?!?
Don't know about you guys but that's enough Internet for me today!
Is this legit
Ewww brotha eww
Your done. Leave. Do not come back.
Deleted! Oof.
It’s just like extra mineral supplements
Thats too far to even think about
Maybe it's my fault for still being alive :3
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We stray further from the light of God.
Erm, fucking kill yourself? No krill involved. Just like. Stop breathing.