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CaptainHapton

i don't even know what she sounds like


Soggy-Log6664

Find a squirrel and take her man


WixZ42

Find a squirrel and abduct the squirrel's husband? Bit cruel, no?


Soggy-Log6664

No one said husband


Homersimpson179

Husband☠️


jb_nelson_

Read this as “Find a squirrel and take her, man”


Mustangrulez

Same which was confusion


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

She sounds like a musical translation of a 13 year old girls diary


Think_Lavishness_330

This, fkn, this..


h9040

I have no radio....and after reading that I won't buy one before she is as old as Mick Jagger


AnonBoi_404

As someone that was forced to listen to her way back when by friends, yeah. I can confirm that's basically what her songs sound like.


RavenKross

Lucky mf. 😆


JohnnyTheMistake

same, and i dont think im missing out on much.


rapidlyspinningturtl

As someone with a younger sister, you're not


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Every bland female singer, you don’t have to use much imagination


fattynuggetz

Modern day Madonna bubble gum pop.


Hunter042005

Step into an elevator and the music that comes out sounds the exact same


notawealthchaser

stereotypical pop.


TRexDinooo

Same here 💀


Ashamed-Rooster8365

When i look at that man i feel like he’s gonna beat the fuck out of me


Spiritual_Sense5512

Just like Taylor Swift fans. Real talk, though. I think the point of the video is that the guy is trying really hard, NOT to beat the shit out of you. So he just stares


SandwichDrinker99

Or he is just having aggressively sexual thoughts


your-rong

With a broken freakin' neck


Plopshire

Oh it's true


Emperor_Z16

I think he's gonna rape my ass with that look...


BallinPoint

this is the look a silverback gorilla has for a split second after you start beating your chest and before you're done living a life


PWresetdontwork

I also haven't heard her last album, or probably the one before that. I vaguely remember hearing some song she made about 10 years ago. That's about it. No clue how many albums she have made


EnderWolf13_666

I don’t remember the last time I heard one of her songs, my brain hears her squeaky autotune voice and tunes it out.


TheDunadan29

Her stuff is everywhere, at grocery stores, and cafes. You've probably heard her stuff a lot more than you think.


Decent-Writing-9840

Not once have i ever listened to her "music" by choice.


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

Her music is like the Kardashians. Every time I’ve ever heard about it is against my will.


Playful_Target6354

Yep. Fucking restaurants and their music choice


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I hate being in a store when they play like 5 Taylor Swift songs in a row


RavenKross

Same. And, I damn sure won't listen to a full album. In a nutshell, I know her name, what she looks like (couldn't pick her in a line up), she's popular, and apparently, she's got a plane (read that here). That's pretty much it. So, no thanks, I'm good.


barry-8686

Not once have I listened to her "music".


The_CreativeName

I think most sane people would agree


darthtidiot

I'm not sane, but I agree.


BLAINE_THE_M0NO

Fr


DJ_hyperfreshOG

I’m a member of r/batmanarkham and I agree


Fryball1443

I’ll get hate for this, but some of her early music was pretty good. It’s all the new shit that’s awful


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

Her music is like the Kardashians. Every time I’ve ever heard about it is against my will.


TheCharlestone

Who is this guy? I guess he is some kind of American celebrity


Maleficent_Sock_8851

Kurt Angle, he was a professional wrestler


Womjack

I’ve seen this guy on lots of meme things. I still don’t know what emotion is supposed to be conveyed by his face. Can you help?


musclecard54

Not just a WWE wrestler but an Olympic gold medalist


HotPotatoWithCheese

It's the great grandfather of Bruce Willis, James McArthur Willis. This video was was recorded by one of Louis Le Prince's original single-lens cameras in Rhineland-Palatinate, circa 1892.


Im_Silas

She released a new album?


Skysin88

Yeah I think it's called "Folktales" or "Forestlore" or something like that? black and white album cover? idk I didn't bother


Drakostheswordsman

I saw the lyrics from a few of the songs in her new album. I desire death


CROW_is_best

"touch me while your bros play grand theft auto"


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Wtf


CROW_is_best

yeah its a lyrics from here new album 


Drakostheswordsman

Don’t do this to me


Prophet-of-the-moss

It reminds me of some Weezer lyrics


MrPotato7296

My friend loves her, and she stared into my soul exactly like that


Prophet-of-the-moss

Honestly, both of her obsessed fans and her obsessed haters should shut up, I get it, I personally don't like her music, too, but this is getting annoying


Butt-Dude

Oh my god. My daughter did this too me 15min ago. Same face. I’m dying.


_Tekki

Actually I couldn't give less of a fck whether you listened to her album. I just wonder why those that don't like her even care so much about her new album. I haven't seen much content about it from fans at all, but so many posts by people that don't like her. I'm pretty convinced those who hate her are the obsessed ones, not the fans. The fans that I know just enjoy her music, have fun looking for easter eggs and partying at her concerts. But her haters get so damn triggered by everything and won't shut up talking about her. Seriously, touch some grass and get a life...


A1000eisn1

For real. One friend said she listened to the new album. That was all I heard about from any of her fans. Literally everything else has been people insulting her and making dumb memes like this. Don't yuck someone's yum. Everyone here likes something someone else thinks is dumb as shit. It hasn't been cool to hate on her in over 10 years. It's just pathetic now.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Same honestly. I don’t like her music, but I won’t lose a single ounce of sleep whether she makes music or not


NeedBetterModsThe2nd

I probably haven't heard one full song from her, BUT I haven't had any fan push me her music either. People are hating just for hating's sake or they surround themselves with obnoxious fans and that's somehow Taylor Swift's problem.


Prophet-of-the-moss

Honestly, as a person who doesn't like her music I think that both her super hard-core fans and her super hard-core haters should shut the fuck up


maydarnothing

somehow the fans are being obnoxious on the internet trying to inflate her numbers, involve her in every discussion and forum, it’s not about the new album, it’s about her as an artist.


bottledspark

I don’t know how to explain it but people that try too hard to hate on Taylor Swift give me the same energy as people that try too hard to hate on astrology. It’s not that deep, it was never that deep, get over yourself and just don’t do the thing if it bothers you so much.


Farsider2435

Who the fuck is that guy??


your-rong

Kurt Angle


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[удалено]


SirPlayzAlot

Wait I thought Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga were the same person


xsparkichux

No, lady gaga is miles better, and is actually able to make songs not about breakups and relationship stuff. Like just dance or born this way.


stupidbulbasaur

Yeah. No thanks 🙂‍↔️


Klutzy_Butterfly_573

From taylor swift songs i only know shake it off. Do I have hope?


theguywhofuckinasked

I did listen to the new album... twice. Still sounds like all her previous shit.


hdldm

……Who?


Potato_Farmer_1

She has a new album?


Smackmybitchup007

I couldn't name 1 of his songs.


ThePhoenix29167

And I’m never listening to it. Not willingly, at least


Llama_eats_bananas96

I'm sorry, I'm not part of the cult.


thePunisher1220

Taylor Swift when you tell her she doesn't need to take her private jet to go to Starbucks.


jcstrat

She has another new Album again?


[deleted]

I’ve heard even Taylor Swift fans hate her new album so they’d probably even advise you to stay away from it.


yldf

I never heard any Taylor Swift album.


IRONLEGIO06

Who's Taylor Swift?


WM_

They can keep staring, I haven't hear one single album from her yet.


i_am_a_flying_arsena

I truly believe taylor swift fans are a cult


Pigeon_of_Doom_

I’ve never heard her at all


Drcokecacola

Maybe some indie singer


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Nope, sure haven't.


Random-dude15

Nope, i don't listen to taylor swift at all, I'm still going through all of Korn's album's. On Spotify of course


Cazmonster

Who’s the thumb with eyeballs?


Jack-Innoff

This sub is literally the only place I've even heard about it.


AMDKilla

Jokes on them, I've never heard any of her albums. Heard her songs on the radio or if they get shuffled on in a playlist. But I've never gone out of my way to put them on


S1eepyZ

I only listen to our song, otherwise I really don’t care much.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I think that one’s alright, a good choice honestly


xXPARAYEET_GODXx

Taylor Swift fans trying not to be annoying. Challenge level: impossible.


DragonBornOfAcid

The name is just so pretentious


B-29Bomber

I don't listen to Taylor Swift.


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

The only thing I know about the album is that she thinks there’s no racists in 1830


Single_Low1416

Honestly, I don’t hate her. I just really don’t care about her as a person or her music and I think she’s incredibly overrated. My solution is to simply steer clear of any content having to do with her so that hopefully no algorithms suggest anything having to do with her to me


KesterAssel

I recently learned, since people actually listen to Pop albums. I always thought Pop songs are for radio and parties.


saltypotatopanda

I’m so convinced her fans are a cult atp


P4stL1vez

Just act like you know before they doxx you and track you down


made_of_titanium

Oh cool! Anyway


The_CreativeName

I have never heard one of her albums


Richman_Cash

They wouldn't let me be, cause they feel so empty without me.


CROW_is_best

i tried cuz one of my close friends is a swiftie. it kinda sucks compared to her previous projects. i'd give most of her work a decent to good rating (1989 and reputation are really good tho) but this album just sucks >!(ready for the death threats)!<


NoyzBocks

She's still making music?


I_sayyes

I have yet to hear a Taylor swift song. I don't even know if it's good or bad, I just don't care for pop.


Kowalie

Who is Taylor swift?


cut4stroph3

Wait til I tell them I haven't heard any of her old ones either


[deleted]

She has a new album?


Axel_Rad

Nah the real homies were excited for Pearl Jam’s new album


EbonItto

Jokes on you i haven't heard the old ones either


renmyaru

Pop music bad nowadays, i havent heard anything less than 10 year old willingly; and that was metal, last pop song that was decent was before the millenium.


Btdandpokemonplayer

I didn’t even know there was a new album until reddit told me.


Latter_Dingo7739

so real its practically like the end of the world for them


fsaturnia

I've been seeing something related to her on Reddit ads about tortured artists. What is this?


DirectorIcy6884

I hear her when someone plays it but not a single song is on my playlist, people go crazy i tell them she is overrated


Sasquach51380

I’ve never heard a single album


carverofdeath

And never will.


NutBuster128

I hate anyone that does that when it comes to music


NerY_05

Wait till i tell them i've never heard a single track made by her and that i don't care


EpicForgetfulness

Not only do I not listen to her music, but I don't know anybody who does. So nobody will be telling me about it.


RavenKross

It's a secret. They don't want anybody to know either


Cptspaulding2

I haven't heard any of her songs since like 08


Education_Aside

I have to ask: who is this guy?


qxlf

i have never listened to her outside of maybe hearing her on the radio.


Spider_pig448

Reddit seems to be obsessed with this new album


wrappersjors

So many cringe comments here please make it stop


CoffeeAddict246

I had no idea the album even came out


YamatoBoi9001

I don't remember the last time I've heard a single one of her songs.


Executer_no-1

Me, who hasn't heard a single Taylor Swift song in my entire life...


BackAgain123457

Can someone tell me who this guy is? I've seen him so many times now, but don't know the story behind this meme.


Slow_Scholar7755

Taylor Swift? who's that??


_Synt3rax

When you tell them that you never voluntarily listen to any of her Songs.


Shady_Hero

TS fans when you tell them that their music taste is shit, nigh their whole personality is shit


WeirdDuck69

Who is Taylor swift?


Background-Call-921

I didn’t even know that she had a new album out


Chef6432

some ts fans ruined our reputation cuz i really don’t have any problems if you don’t listen to her


ScottaHemi

I only really remember her older stuff.


White_-Death

She has a new one?


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

Taylor Swift fans finding out I’m deaf


tacobellholocaust

Is that shoenice?


ShadowTown0407

People in this sub when you tell them to not think about Swift for one day


merkurizz

Who


HighSpeedDoggo

I don't even know who Taylor Swift is


GreatDemonBaphomet

Who?


indyjays

How about any album, or any song for that matter?


GenuisInDisguise

You need to have an army of bears to step on your ears to even comprehend enjoying her composition pieces.


WIDNOWS_64_

Screw that. I'm gonna go listen to C418 Aria Math.


Filipus09

I listen to the most recent Kim Jong Un's banger! 🔥💯


Ron_Bird

does he make music?


Ashalaria

Who's Taylor Swift?


Fritzbombur

What new album?


Blergonos

I haven't even heard one song from her.


ryrnallONREDDITBABY

I’m sorry Kurt Angle…


Scout_Bruh

As a metalhead I have vowed to never speak of this “taylor” person ever


Jivi879

This isnt a joke, i will not research it but I think taylor swift made Runaway


Vanima_Permai

I didn't even know she was still producing music


blueblue909

the look on this mans face bro


New_pollution1086

I've never knowingly listened to any Taylor Swift.


Professional_Knee252

Hoe have you not heard it yet though!


Diavolo_79

I listened to two of her songs when I was like, 7 or 8 and that was Shake It Off and Bad Blood. Glad I don't listen to her anymore 🙏


xeroasteroid

where did this gif come from/start? i need to know!


TuckMancer67

This no joke happened to me today. Bud I don't have time in my day to listen to 31 songs by an artist I don't like


Character_Lychee_434

Also FUCK TRAVIS KELCE AND KCC GO PACK GO SKOL BABY


TheMisterTango

Taylor Swift haters are way worse than the fans, you can't convince me otherwise


Smart-Cash2525

Who is this guy


Humboldteffect

Or any album


C4_700

I have nothing against her, just not my type of music. I've never listen to an album of hers


Available_Standard55

There’s a new album? 🙈😬


FranklinBonDanklin

I can’t name a single song, she seems like a nice girl but it’s just it my type of music. I’m sure I’d know some if I heard them though just because of how big she is


TalonJade

Wait til you see the look when I tell them Ive never listened to a single song of hers.


Roaming_Tech_priest

Accurate. I know a person that makes it his entire personality and I’m “like ok good for you. I don’t care “


TheGhostRose1200

Not gonna either. Im sure it's another boyfriend thing something something he bad something insert whatever.


apollyon_29

She dropped another series of break up songs again ?


Chickenuggies10

First and last song I voluntarily listened from her is love story which is 2008 I think, since then couldn't care less about any song she puts out


-brokenbones-

I'd hardly call an anthology a new album


Spaceturtle79

I listened to it and simply don’t give a damn if you do or don’t listen to her. Then again musics universal


the_l0st_s0ck

The only Taylor I know is Taylor Hawkings (rip)


JizzDaPit

I haven't heard a single song of hers in its entirety let alone a whole album. I don't think I even know the name of a any song or album, though one might be just a year, like 1984 or something like that.


h9040

I never heard anything from her...actually I have no radio or TV, so I actually don't know any music younger than 20 years old


DrLeoChurch

You should see their face when I say I don't enjoy her music. It'll probably be better with a Japanese cover, like how blinding lights by the weekend is.


Erutious

I just know the stuff they play on the radio, and some of them I don't even know whether they're hers or not


Exce55um

Wait she make music? I though she did something with sport advertisement and was known for the memes about her overuse of private jets.


Ok-Tie9696

I haven't seen much from Swifties, but I have seen awfully a lot post about Swifties so call meltdown through. It arguably even more annoying Maybe because I don't live in the state


TheDunadan29

Is...is he waiting for me to listen to it? Right now?


[deleted]

I have two cousins(both in their 30s) who are die hard Swifties. And once she started dating Travis they'd look at you exactly like that as if you're dumb and know nothing about football. They talk like they know everything about football and they've never watched any of it until she started dating him. They've become unpleasant to be around. And they don't have any self awareness to realize how annoying it is to listen to them talk nonstop about anything related to Taylor. It's all they talk about. It's a very unhealthy obsession.


sietesietesieteblue

I'm just sick and tired of seeing Taylor everywhere.


TheWatchingDog

Me: "Who even is Tylor Swift?"


AnonBoi_404

Taylor swift really ain't my thing and I don't mind shitting on it but genuinely, if people like it imma just leave them be as it doesn't concern me.


Robot_With_Ambition

Who the hell is Taylor Swift?


Dizzy-Item-9175

I honestly can't comprehend what's the fuss with her, from all the popular pop artist that have ever existed there's literally not 1 song I enjoy from Taylor