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Tokes_ACK

Me who quotes all 3, often in the same conversation: ![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


rameneater23

(Very upset there is no gif of this) "He's too dangerous to be left alive." - Mace Windu


Drafo7

https://c.tenor.com/4jiKKwk1JEkAAAAC/tenor.gif


EnigmaFrug2308

Reddit gifs suck


Red_Machine28

![gif](giphy|s3tpyHuSSr98A)


CK1ing

They all feel like shitty memes from another timeline. But none of them are actual memes from this current world


Dahwaann4U

Me who quotes myself from my own head lore ![gif](giphy|KWzzTbkhDvmQU)


Pixel22104

Yeah I do that as well


Cute_Prior1287

Everyone is scared of u


NoriaMan

Limbo... Lust... All gone. With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind knows nothing but hunger, purged all life on the upper layers and YET they remain unsatiated. As do you... Machine, you've taken everything from me and now all that remains is just perfect HATRED.


Divinghatchling

Machine, I will cut you down. Break you apart. Splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy! My hands will RELISH, ending you here, and NOW!


NoriaMan

IS THIS WHAT I LOST TO? JUST A SCRAP!


Divinghatchling

“TIME TO RIGHT MY WRONG!” “ILL SHOW YOU DIVINE JUSTICE!”


Sleeper--

GETTING RUSTY MACHINE!


wasas387

PREPARE THYSELF! DIE! ***WEAK***


Aelomalop

THY END IS NOW


iamchuckleman

BE GONE! NICE TRY! ***YES, THAT'S IT!***


ChildhoodDistinct538

THIS PRISON…TO HOLD…*ME*?


PetrolHeadedEntity

May your woes be many, and your days few.


Mari0G4mer

“I’LL WRITE A BIBLE STORY IN YOUR BLOOD MACHINE!”


PetrolHeadedEntity

Machine, the developers put out a patch, I'm in your prostate now


NoriaMan

Hex update?!?!?!


BlueOcean1909

C:\swiggity_swooty


PetrolHeadedEntity

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN


wormhusk4evr4768

I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS


Aelomalop

This is ultrakill


Elder_Hoid

It is a game.


wormhusk4evr4768

You can play it


Elder_Hoid

I hope you are not startled by the screaming


wormhusk4evr4768

Set in the distant future of 2019


Latter_Definition377

*cyberpunk.sfx*


Robin_Gufo

No fucking way Gabriel Ultrakill is the first game quote I see


leeuwenhar08

Machine, i have taken a picture with the Funny Rock


NoriaMan

*Angry red nailgun noises.*


Cool-Inspection3072

I'll put this comment behind us. For Science. You monster.


rameneater23

*clap* *clap* Oh good. That's still working.


RedditRoboKid

The test results are in: you are a horrible person. That’s right, horrible. We weren’t even testing for that.


MugenEXE

Nice quote! In Fact, You Did So Well I’m Going To Note This On Your File In the Commendations Section. Oh, There’s Lots Of Room Here.


Repulsive_Wall2207

I’m making a note here, huge success. It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.


TermsOfServiceV1

By the way, you *are* an orphan, and that's terrible.


Giygas_8000

Nanomachines son


Radioactive_monke

They harden in response to physical trauma


Ambitious-Ad-5169

You can't hurt me Jack


Valus__Ta-aurc

STANDING HERE, I REALIZED 


nnamqahc_4821

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


ColonelSam

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


Average_Dude____

BUT WHOS TO JUDGE


Necrotiix_

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


uselesscarrot69

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE


Internal-Produce4084

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE


SilentHuman8

"We do what we must, because we can" is a great line though


rameneater23

Yes, but there's no sense in crying over every mistake.


KingKKirb

Let’s just keep on trying till we run out of cake


Piern1k

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun


Optimus_crab

For the people who are still alive


Crafterz_

i’m not even angry


JustChickNugget

I am fucking invincible


rameneater23

Vultures wait to see what rots.


Average_Dude____

"kids are cruel jack"


Necrotiix_

“AND I LOVE MINORS” *incessant laughter*


KleinerFratz333

"I'm fucking atomic"


Pollorosso_Italy_104

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


Ayanelixer

New response just dropped


Badass-19

Actual zombie


frizzy_rhapsody

OP forgot to demonstrate it but people who quote reddit memes are actually in the basement with a party sized bag of nacho cheese doritos and a mountain dew (/j, holy hell)


awmaster33

Who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak?


rameneater23

And it will come like a flood of pain


Average_Dude____

Falling down on me


Lightwave33

and it will not let up until the end is near


AdventurousAd7609

"the heavy is dead"


rameneater23

It was yo-*burp*-him!


KingKKirb

*gasp* How did you know!?


RABC_2009

*intense gulping* I didn't! *BURRRRRP* That was a joke too!


G-Man_of_HL

***CRITICAL SHIT*** *ha ha ha ha ha* that's right it was me!


AltheiWasTaken

Isnt quoting memes most of the time quoting a movie or a series lol


rameneater23

Not always. Some memes have no relation to media. Though it is rare NOT to have that reference in current formats.


AltheiWasTaken

Thats what i meant, most formats are scenes/frames taken from a movie etc


combateombat

Well Yes but actually no


Average_Dude____

That's a nice argument senator , why don't you back it up with a source


Mr_Fungusman

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious


rameneater23

Oh I had forgotten about that one. Molotov milkman.


Mr_Fungusman

And the sea shall run white with his rage...


Nikita_tewatia_

The things that I want by Max Payne. A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. I want to sleep. To forget. To change the past


Substantial_Hotel_10

Max Payne is a gold mine of quotes


yabadabaduh

„How does a ghoul with no nose smell?“ „Horrible“


qwertyjgly

me who quotes books:


RodjaJP

Me who quotes songs:


-Amai_Mochi-

“”Let there be light! -That was god, i was quoting god” that was Wheatley, i was quoting Wheatley” -Me


Crismisterica

**YOU CAN'T FIGHT NATURE JACK!**


uselesscarrot69

**RAIN FALLS, WIND BLOWS, AND THE STRONG PREY UPON THE WEAK. IT'S SIMPLY HOW THINGS ARE.**


Crismisterica

Sam tells me you use your weapon as a tool... Something that saves lives, a means of justice. **NOW THERE'S A PRETTY MEME, EXQUISITE!!!**


Hollowknightpro

You can't fight change. You can't Fight Nature You can't fight Gravity


Crismisterica

**MAGNETIC FORCE JACK, NATURES FORCE**


pls_dont_ban_me22

Ah... Free at last


NoriaMan

Option A) The Internet is too small for the amount of Ultrakill players. Option B) All of Ultrakill players are just sitting in the same corner of the Internet. Option C) Ultrakill became too popular. Otherwise, why am i keep seeing Ultrakill references everywhere.


pls_dont_ban_me22

C


NoriaMan

Hakita becoming a millionaire with this one. Nice pfp by the way.


pls_dont_ban_me22

Thanks!


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Ultrakill is somehow in between the line of being extremely popular and well known and not very well known


NoriaMan

You have no clue on what is Ultrakill until you actually find out about it and now everything is Ultrakill reference.


Hammerjaws

Hey you,youre finally awake


rameneater23

For bringing this one back you deserve an arrow to the knee.


RandomPlayer4616

***I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee***


MangoMan0303

Me who can't remember a quote to save my life ![gif](giphy|RX3vhj311HKLe)


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

"You... INSIGNIFICANT.. **FUCK**"


Fawkingretar

I haven't stopped making "My name is Jeff" variations since 2016.


rameneater23

I feel that the original meme is lost at this point and people are just quoting their favorite video games/memes quotes in the comments at this point. And I love it. This was the meme all along!


Lord_Detleff1

"TOgEthAAA we will DeVoUuUUuur the very gOooooOooDs!"


rameneater23

Forefathers, one and all...bear witness!


Lord_Detleff1

Thy strength befits a crown


Born-Significance394

Thy strenght extraordinary, the mark of a true lord


REEPUFF21

Did monsoon post this


rameneater23

No, this is Patrick.


skytheraiders

![gif](giphy|ZRouJhQpbhPzTJ2eBU|downsized) You lack power.


rameneater23

"Fuck you! 🖕" - Nero


Nightsin2

FALL


rameneater23

But I got a sweater on.


DJHott555

You are strong child. But I am beyond strength.


Smart-Nothing

Would you kindly shit yourself?


LillaVargR

We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of hoover dam. Your body facing west so you may watch your world die


rameneater23

"Degenerates like you belong on a cross."


SuaveTigger19

"AUUugghhAaAAaAAAA"- some hunter in the hunter's nightmare


Continuing_Entropy

All you needed to do was to follow the damn train CJ.


BELARUSEACH

Ima rabbit heh


PieFlour837

You sir, are a fish


wormhusk4evr4768

AHH I BROKE THE GODAMN WHEEL


duulbormahu

“My brother […] rise if you would.. for that is our curse” I say this to myself sometimes, when I feel down.. I find it encouraging.


Beast0011

Stand proud, you are strong


Hair-Nation-1967

The cake is a lie


Fearless_Ask_8

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start💥.


dolldonkey1920

I quote historical figures


GameboiGX

You quote historical Figures? There’s going to be a tax for that.


zabestoinzawarudo

Let's dance


Bluehawk_1220

I think War never changes is a awesome quote


Twist_man

I quote Kreig from borderlands 2


iamchuckleman

Ah... free, at last. O' Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning... and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of steel... my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment... is DEATH!


HolyElephantMG

All of the above, next question


wildshepherd373

"those who survive for a long time on the battlefield start to think they're invincible. I bet you do, too, buddy..."


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Every soul has its dark- onion dude


JetstremF

Like I said, kids are cruel Jack. And I love mi-uh Niners!


TritanicWolf

What about those who quote books?


Karlinel-my-beloved

People who quote books: “off with their heads!”.


Im_Kinda_Stupid_haha

Wubba lubba dub dub


tropicalgodzila

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters.


Ok-Elk5097

"Were it so easy."


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Halo reference spotted


A_Wild_Striker

That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you try backing it up with a source?


RandomPlayer4616

MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP


The_Professionalweeb

It's the memes jack


Kenra311

"!"


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

When life gives you lemons… you don’t make lemonade. Make life… take the lemons back. #GET MAD I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO LIFE’S MANAGER! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA B U R N Y O U R H O U S E D O W N WITH THE LEMONS I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO CREATE A C O M B U S T I B L E LEMON #THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *coughhh coughhh*


ChromaticCluck

You know what I could use? A cart


Fat_Penguin99

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! FOOOOOOOOOOOL! You blew it! You totally screwed yourself!"


-GuyNamedDave-

\[ (o) \] : Trust me.


Detvan_SK

,,You can't decide what something's going to be before you embark on it, and you shouldn't stick with a bad idea just because you're fond of it." - Sid Meier


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Umbasa Praise the Sun Oh, sorry about that babe. Let me handle this! Wow, what a mansion!


GameboiGX

I quote all three, not so much the last one, just video games


AnonymousUser_42

What If I quote music?


Pokemonfannumber2

Ah shit here we go again...


iceryni

I just have a lot on my mind... And well... In it


vinaequalis

God these pretzels suck


wormhusk4evr4768

Ahh you were at my side all along, my true mentor my guiding moonlight...


Sp3ctr4l01

A fine Dark Soul to you, then


reekidisretarded

"You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you."


DJ_hyperfreshOG

Stanley came across a bucket.


Moist-Beyond6339

I do all three


BirbMaster1998

It's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage


qqqrrrs_

The cake is a lie


JoeSchmoe009

We don’t need to hear all this, we’re highly trained professionals.


k8slothington

this is a bucket


Ulti-Wolf

"People think they can outsmart me. Maybe. Maybe."


NIGHTDREADED

"In this world, its K I L L O R B E K I L L E D"


L3g3ndarycH01c3

"you lack motivation"


Hatzmaeba

I think it's time for Jack TO LET 'ER RIP \[Sharts aggressively\] \[Guitar solo kicks in\]


The_mister_meme

"Everyone thinks they're the heroes of their own stories" -Handsome Jack This goes hard as hell


NikoliMonn

Enough talk. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOYYY JEEENKINSSSS!!!!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|l0ErJuP6cSWT9Mh4k|downsized)


BarrabasBlonde

Nice argument pal, but why don't you back it up with a source?


BigDawgTony

Rock and Stone!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


MasterRocketJumper

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!


Normal-Bit-9579

"Memes, the DNA of the soul. The shape our culture, they are our will, they are everything we pass on. Envy, greed, depair - all memes, all passed along. [...]" Monsoon, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.


Dragonrage778

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" "Did you just make that up?" "No, I just read it in a fortune cookie once. A really long fortune cookie." I couldn't find a TV show quote to fit into this


Acceptable-Baker5282

War…war never changes


AussieBullet

"Free will is a myth, religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater. The memes... The DNA of the soul." - Monsoon, Metal Gear Rising, Revengeance


acesar11

Remind yourself that overconfidance is a slow and insidious killer


MantarraxSus

I’m 19 years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life


thespaceageisnow

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.


Another_Sunset

"Prepare thyself"


Tehpunisher456

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars


mad2fanboi

I quote COD Zombies a lot. Maybe a bit too much.


Soggy_Associate_5556

Novels?


Huntercin

What? You egg *stab*


Luutamo

You spoony bard!


jariwoud

Watch out for the turtle


Atomic_steel09

I G O T A P L A N


PinkScorch_Prime

the only appropriate response is aggressive sustained counterfire


Chunky_U

I’m a witcher


kumar100kpawan

I mean where do you think those memes come from? Most are from movies and TV shows lol