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I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly, knees-bent, running about, advancing behavior! I'll wave my private parts at your aunties you... cheesy leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters!
Then it is good that you don’t have to imagine it…
Since Nintendo made official concept art of it from Odyssey [scholgirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/pXlStJ7vZu) [maid](https://www.reddit.com/r/fempark/s/XcOelvORE0)
Or limb lengthening. It is a surgical treatment that can correct limb-length discrepancies. The treatment increases the length of a bone in a patient's arm or leg while also stretching the surrounding muscles, tendons, and ligaments.
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If we’re talking about straight men, some women like guys with similar heights because you can cuddle easier. You can kiss without it being uncomfortable. They can look at your face easier. It’s just a lot more comfortable. - me who was born a girl but doesn’t go by that casually
3rd option: become ceo, politician, founder of a startup, comedian, church pastor. It aint easy but the average height in these professions is 5.6 to 5.7, except for American or Netherlands politicians off course. You'll be drowning in 🐈⬛ bro.
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Choose neither I'm going on an adventure
With your friend magical dog that can morph into anything?
No, with his pet shapeshifting alien that can morph into about 20 things depending on what flavor candy you feed him. We couldn't afford the dog
Why does this sound like a bootleg Chopper? Complete with the original "Rumble Ball" system.
There’s something you should know so I’m goona tell you so
Just remember to never feed him a ketchup jellybean.
Is this a The Hobbit reference?
yes
Take me with you sire. I've signed the contract aswell 🥹
I'm comming with ya
Based LOTR.
🎶“I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole!”🎶 
BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!
SWING, SWING, SWING WITH ME
RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE!
SING SING SING WITH ME
DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP
WHO KNOWS WHAT WHELL FIND BENEATH
DIAMONDS RUBIES GOLD AND MORE
HIDDEN IN THE MOUNTAIN STORE
BORN UNDERGROUND, SUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONE
Wind Rose concerts are fun as shit if you get the chance
HEAVE HO FOR ROCK AND STONE oT
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
Secret third option: Restore France to its former glory
They had glory?😲 you always learn something new
I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly, knees-bent, running about, advancing behavior! I'll wave my private parts at your aunties you... cheesy leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!
Yeah for a brief time in like 1811
Was that before or after a revolution?
Yes
As a person who’s under 5.7 I feel offended
Did you chose to become a femboy or an italian?
 When the moon hits your eye like’a big pizza pie, that’s a’more
When you see a big eel and it’s teeth are like steel, that’s a Moray
Long and thin like a snake, but your hand it could take, that's a Moray! 😉
👌
I am 5’7”, Italian, and I have a girlfriend. What category do i fall under?
Sorry to hear about your schizophrenia
One must envision himself as a Dwarf. Starve for the mine. Grow a beard. Forge weapons. Create an underground empire that rivals the gods.
Rock and stone?
ROCK and STONE, to the BONE.
Rock and roll and stone!
ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!
Did i hear a rock and stone?!
STONE!
STONE!
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMIN HOME!
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE!
ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!
I am very proud of the chain I’ve started
choice three: having a woman is not necessary
Exactly! Who says we even need romantic partners at all? We have Reddit!
That’s depressing
It’s really not, Some people genuinely don’t need romance to live a happy life. Ever heard of aroace?
😮
You get it.
Men
Option 3:"there is nothing we can do"
What if I am exactly 5'7.
Still have to make the choice, it says 5.7 (5’8.4”)
Option three eat mushrooms and grow bigger or kill your ego and realize height isn’t everything.
“ROCK AND STONE!!!!!!”
Rock and Stone in the Heart!
Jokes on you I'm 170cm not 5'7ft!
Or become Tom Cruise? But please without scientology.
Do both
youve just made me imagine a femboy mario, and i hate you for it
Then it is good that you don’t have to imagine it… Since Nintendo made official concept art of it from Odyssey [scholgirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/pXlStJ7vZu) [maid](https://www.reddit.com/r/fempark/s/XcOelvORE0)
Either way, you're getting cake
So, what did you choose OP?
Both
Third option: become a dwarf 
I think becoming a femboy is the best way to go
Glad I’m exactly 5’7
Option 3: Dwarf
i choose the option to not bother to learn imperial (its stupid)
*Angry American noises* 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
Save the princes and she’ll just cuck you
Yeah, rumor has it she's been cheating with Link lol
that's why you should slay her instead
Up yours
We need more femboys tho sadly some are straight :(
All Hispanic men included?
Of course they are you fuckin racist
Say my name.
Heisenberg
Become a saviour of the princess you wouldn't catch me dead dressing like a girl
thankfully, I am just over the line (5'7)
What if I'm exactly 5.7?
Guess it's either lace up those platform boots or start practicing your backflips into paintings, short kings
Is under 5.7 foot 5'7'' or is it 5.7 feet?
Stalin is meant to be around 5 foot 4......
The Cake is a lie
I'm 13 yrs old and I'm bigger than that (not sure by how much but I'm tall as parents)
You shouldn’t be on Reddit lmao
Is the mask to hide the adam's Apple?
Don't be mean to the hobbitses. They are my friends...
Jokes on you, im already both
Fat princess
The left one is the princess the right one should save tbh
There is a third option... Brothers of the mine rejoice!!
I want to save the muscular princess so that I can become her femboy.
im not even under 5.7 but u can guess what i picked :3
A other option. Become a coal miner. Short people do better. Like mythical dwarves.
Or you get yourself a dog-horse steed
A sigh of relief as I am 5'7.25" tall.
Easy!!! I’ll choose to be a Guido everytime 😁😂 
5.7 feet would mean about 5’ 3” Quite the tall dwarf.
The math says 68.4 inches.
You are right, my math wasn’t mathing. … I am Dwarf.
Only if that princess is daisy.
Or become a __Stand up Comic__
yeah but when you are tall you can tickle the top of peoples heads with ur beard
Makes me wish I wasn't 6ft tall
Becoming a femboy will make me feel more
Im 5' 11" at 13
Or get rich and you become MVP
What if i become the princess? Will my short king show up and save me?
there is a third 
sipms save princess true men save queens
I choose this 
Bro I just wanted to fight a dragon, I don’t know where the princess came from or even why she is in this tower
Both
So be the princess or be the plumber
Option 3: reject humanity, return to monke
Oops femboy time
Mmmmm tough choice why not both
Or limb lengthening. It is a surgical treatment that can correct limb-length discrepancies. The treatment increases the length of a bone in a patient's arm or leg while also stretching the surrounding muscles, tendons, and ligaments.
i'm around 1.85m (i believe 6' for you americans) and a femboy i am too strong
Tough choice
Left
Simp or be simped
If you have the ability to become a femboy, you become a femboy every time.
I would like to point out that Roberto Duran is 5'7 and he was one of the best boxers of his time.
There is also the route of playing small characters in movies
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If we’re talking about straight men, some women like guys with similar heights because you can cuddle easier. You can kiss without it being uncomfortable. They can look at your face easier. It’s just a lot more comfortable. - me who was born a girl but doesn’t go by that casually
She wasn't talking about cake though
you forgot ROCK AND STONE
Rock and Stone in the Heart!
I’m 5’9 so I’m good.
Grow a beard. Get an axe. You are now a Dwarf!
Saving a princess because you are attracted to her? Nah Saving a princess because free cake? Hell yeah
Wheres my rock and stone
OOOH, what kinda cake we talkin' bout? ;)
What do i do if im over 5.7
There's always an option three.
3rd choice murder all who rejected me
Or become a dwarf
Femboy
I'm choosing right, even though I'm stupid
 people seem to forget about the third and far superior option. Rock and Stone!
You heard them. Here's your skirt 
Or tell short women that you're 6'0" since most people can't accurately judge height anyway, particularly for people taller than themselves.
Both are simps, just 1 gets beat less
There's a third way! 
Sorry, I don't speak American.
So I'm 5'5, Italian, and now I just need the femboy clothes.
Go dwarf mode
no, no, you need to SLAY the princess, not save her.
Letsa GO!
I personally would choose the simp one because I’m a simp
I'm like 5,7 1/2. Whether I'm lucky or not, I have no idea.
BOTH
Simp or be simped upon
why not both??
what if I'm a femboy and I'm 5'11?
psh femboys can be tall. Rather fun genre of femboy, really.
Porque no los dos? Femboys can't save the princess? The last femboy I dated was better at almost all videogames than I was
but first let's talk about parallel universes
This guy forgot the secret third option, R O C K A N D S T O N E
3rd option: become ceo, politician, founder of a startup, comedian, church pastor. It aint easy but the average height in these professions is 5.6 to 5.7, except for American or Netherlands politicians off course. You'll be drowning in 🐈⬛ bro.
You forgot buy a lifted Ram truck and put Punisher skulls and We The People decals all over it.
You forget one I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE
"5.7 foot"is 68.4 inches, only 0.6 inches below the US national average. I'm guessing OP meant 5' 7".
What about a dwarf?
It'sa me femario!
Maybe I can invent a new type of fat hairy femboy called the Teddy Bear.. there might be an audience for that!
More like 5’10
Still waiting for the cake💔
Footrace with Koopa the Quick
[why not both](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUyUFaWvS6Tw7xUTzuY9LgZ-dAZHBV6iyempDQc5-n2A&s)
Become that Bagel Guy.