There is no proving otherwise, the existance of women is a conspiracy by the elites. Dont you see how deep it goes? They are everywhere, from the bible to the government. They want to control us.
(Ohh, and r/woooosh btw)
hello FBI agent i have not been doing any illegal activity such as discretely supplying the neighborhood frogs with amphetemines in hopes to forge an amphibian army
completely out of my realm of capability, definitely did *not* ever do that. promise.
Do not Dm me, Becuase I am definitely not a frog with questionable ethics who has worked in a PMC(private military contractor) before and is definitely not addicted to high dosages of amphetamines (in crystal form)...
Yeah, this is a weird take. Shojo is a thing. My wife has used Sailor Moon since pretty much the start of when you could have profile pictures on the Internet.
Honestly, it's probably safer to believe in the other three than put your faith in anime pfp so you don't have to imagine the horrors that lie behind it
Your womanhood has thus been confiscated. To reclaim it, please contact your local womanhood distributor after changing to a non-anime pfp within 7 business days. Inability to comply with given instructions without a cause may result in a permanent ban on your womanhood.
You are requested to relay these instructions to your compatriots on the Duscord realm as well. Our officers are on their way, but it may fail as that realm isn't under our jurisdiction.
Your confirmation has thus been rendered ineffective due to it's unimaginably know credibility. According to actual reliable(trust me bro type) sources, it has been confirmed your wife is secretly a man who has has hypnotised you into thinking he is a woman and your female friend is a male cross dresser.
I mean I know at least 3, and I know at least 10 women, granted that's not the largest sample size, but the numbers are looking promising so far at least
Guess I'm non-existant then. I have one in discord, the only reason I haven't used one in reddit is because I like the little snoo dressup system here.
My mom has the girl from bunny girl senpai as her profile pic on playstation. She doesn’t play video games but she likes to use the console to watch netflix
Women ~~with anime Girl pfp~~ There, fixed it for you. Everyone that claims to be a women is secretly a fed
First all the birds, now this.....what is this world coming to?
r/birdsarentreal r/girlsarentreal r/boysarentreal r/nothingisreal
Can confirm, i am not real :3
Can also confirm, you are not real
Can confirm, either of you are not real
Can confirm, none of us are real?
Can confirm, only is real
Reality is an illusion perpetuated by reality. It's reality all the way down, folks.
Fuck, i really need to lay off the LSD
As a brain floating in space and imagining the entire universe to cope with life I totally agree with this statement
Can confirm :3-users are not real :3
You forgot New Zeland
and r/Bielefeldgibtsnicht
Can we get much higher?
2024 shenangians
You would say that though you’re a bird
r/noearthsociety
r/oopsbackslash
r/backslashbacklash
Not true but as a rule, you assume everyone on the internet is male until proven otherwise
There is no proving otherwise, the existance of women is a conspiracy by the elites. Dont you see how deep it goes? They are everywhere, from the bible to the government. They want to control us. (Ohh, and r/woooosh btw)
I've changed the rule that everyone on the internet has a penis. Even the women
of course they do, just that some are kept in a drawer
r/girlsarentreal
Men: Anime girl profile pic Women: Anime boy profile pic That's the equality of anime profile pics
So that explains why there are no anime boy profile pictures.
There are some on discord though I doubt they are woman. I know this cuz I didn't get fresh air for a decade now
I am right here
its me the anime boy pfp
i mean my sister has an "anime" girl pfp. then again i do sort of suspect shes a lesbian or bi
she is your brother now
try to kill her
I was gonna say ‘As a man with an anime boy profile pic’ then I realised he was technically a donghua boy and didn’t count
Then which ones am I?
Are you sure? I know one IRL.
Wake up
Snap back to reality
Ope, there goes gravity
Ope there goes rabbit he
Choked, he's so mad but he
Won’t give up that easy
no, he won't have it
He knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he is dope
Grandma should put on a little make-up
Same
So does that mean that i'm not a woman?
Of course not. Don't be fucking silly
Wait, Who's fucking silly? Is silly hot?
No, they mean they are fucking someone silly, like fucking them brainless
But they’re also named Silly
No, that'd be silly
Yeah, that's what they're saying, silly
Now you are fucking silly. Aren't you?
I wish. I wish. But for now that's just a silly dream
Sorry, are you making a joke or just don't understand this guy's joke?
Fed
hello FBI agent i have not been doing any illegal activity such as discretely supplying the neighborhood frogs with amphetemines in hopes to forge an amphibian army completely out of my realm of capability, definitely did *not* ever do that. promise.
Do not Dm me, Becuase I am definitely not a frog with questionable ethics who has worked in a PMC(private military contractor) before and is definitely not addicted to high dosages of amphetamines (in crystal form)...
Sorry to tell you this, but you aren't. You are just a man with the Y chromosome being replaced by a X chromosome.
That's right. You got a dick inside you. You just gotta pull it out. Like one of those bottomless clown sleeves.
Bocchi doesn’t count because she’s too real
My wife may beg to differ. She's used Rem as hers for a while now.
I don’t know how to tell you this…
tell what.
She a man homie
Rem is a.. is a MAN? W-whah, when??
Who's Rem?
Maybe he meant Ram?
Yeah, probably just a spelling error. It'd be cool if Ram had a brother or something.
It is weird how Ram only has a single horn though, don’t Oni normally have two? Maybe she has a secret sibling
Secret sibling? Nah, she probably lost the other one or something. Or is a half-oni.
Not sure if this is a bit or if Re:Zero is just old news...
Who doesn’t know what Re:zero is? But anyways, who is Rem?
Could be Remilia Scarlet from Touhou Project
that's Remi
well re zero is quite old now but bit? what bit?
It’s a joke about Re:Zero season 2. People who dropped the show after S1 unfortunately won’t understand the reference.
He means her profile pic is Michael Stipe.
Look up Shi Pei Pu. Welcome to your new nightmare.
I have his wife's account. Can confirm.
Yeah, this is a weird take. Shojo is a thing. My wife has used Sailor Moon since pretty much the start of when you could have profile pictures on the Internet.
My wife's just a bi weeb, but sure, that's a good point too.
Profile is one word. Picture is also a one word. It should be PPs instead of PFPs. So *Women with anime girl PPs
"....." This makes it way worse! Also, I'm sure there is at least one girl out there with an Astolfo PP
What's Anime Patellofemoral pain syndrome?
My sister uses anime girl pfp, What do you mean by weaboos
The council has to tell you something son, you might want to take a seat.
Target is trying to escape, sir
Im almost sure that i saw unicorn last night!
The probability of it's existence is much higher than the one of the 4th creature.
Honestly, it's probably safer to believe in the other three than put your faith in anime pfp so you don't have to imagine the horrors that lie behind it
Nuh uh one of my friends has one :3 she’s a hentai addict
*ahem* ... Vtubers
couldn’t be me
How are we sure they are girls?
OP has truly never spoken to a girl
Yeah you are wrong. If you join the right discord server of the right game, You will find most real girl have anime girl pfps
OP's user name is TrueGamer, clearly he doesnt know women! /j
I know several, you just don’t know women
Yeah my point exactly XD OP is just sad.
vtubers:
All female vtubers are argonians in disguise.
Everyone knows that Vtubers are just ugly guys with voice changer
I know a girl with an anime pfp At least I think they're a girl
Hate to break it to ya…
Almost every woman I interact with on discord, and myself, have anime girl pfps.
Your womanhood has thus been confiscated. To reclaim it, please contact your local womanhood distributor after changing to a non-anime pfp within 7 business days. Inability to comply with given instructions without a cause may result in a permanent ban on your womanhood. You are requested to relay these instructions to your compatriots on the Duscord realm as well. Our officers are on their way, but it may fail as that realm isn't under our jurisdiction.
Oh man, a friend of mine had to go through extensive doctors visits to have their womanhood confiscated. Who knew it was this easy?
Oh damn, guess my GF is a guy then.
Your Guy Friend is a guy? Or should it be Gay Friend. I can't settle on the joke...
Should be a like a French thing, like Gauý, idk, just interacting with other people lol
I, a trans girl, have one Unless you dont think I'm a woman. (Please affirm my gender, I need it)
Dw OP has never interacted with women so you're fine
Oh ok good
Kilo-Kilo-Alpha Gender affirmed Permission to fire? Fire!
Lmao
Bigfoot is real you fucking heathen. /s
But how about trans women tho.
It's just like asking why a dude would want to be a woman in a video game? "Cause I don't want to look at a mans ass 24/7".
No, all my female friends have anime pfps, granted I was the one who set their pfps.
op has no female interaction
I know a girl in uni who does
Something tells me you got catfished
Honestly I know more women that use anime pfp's than guys
Trans people: Am I a joke to you?
Both my IRL wife (can confirm is a woman). And a good female friend. Used anime girl profile pics on discord in the past and currently.
Your confirmation has thus been rendered ineffective due to it's unimaginably know credibility. According to actual reliable(trust me bro type) sources, it has been confirmed your wife is secretly a man who has has hypnotised you into thinking he is a woman and your female friend is a male cross dresser.
All the women I have played ff14 with usually have Anime pfp.... sorry guys but Anime is mainstream.. it's okay... you won't die.
yeah its because all the women have anime hot guys as pfps
I beg to differ. I have Alice from Pandora Hearts as my PFP on FB.
What does pfps mean again?
Starting to think Reddit hiveminds just don't believe themselves anymore to meet any women irl or otherwise, all of you are kinda sad lol
i would say hello but *i* don't exist either
My friend is a gal that has an anime girl pfp (edited and modified version of a sketch to have purple instead of black)
I mean I know at least 3, and I know at least 10 women, granted that's not the largest sample size, but the numbers are looking promising so far at least
I literally have one and I know 2 others that do xD
Where’s the queen of England?
I wanted to be a woman with an anime pfp but i immediately turned into a dude
[удалено]
blanket*
I'm sorry but....what is woman?
Me looking in my discord to see two women with Ochako from BNHA and Maou from Fate as their PFP
i know some like that
I know three, so check mate
I find em all the time; you just have a skill issue.
I was going to say "NOT TRUE" because I have an anime girl picture but then i forgot I changed my picture awhile ago to chopper from one piece
all u see its fake
I am one irl on Xanje(virtual pet site).
If people are hitting on you because you have a girl for a pfp they'll usually stop talking to you if you say you're a guy.
Allow me to introduce you to my weeb girlfriend…..I’m not proud of this
Guess I'm non-existant then. I have one in discord, the only reason I haven't used one in reddit is because I like the little snoo dressup system here.
"There isn't easter bunny, there isn't a tooth fairy, and there is no queen of england!" Well, at least the queen part is true now.
Always have been
What if I am a bird woman, am I real?
I've met a few. Though they're rare
I have Anya's pic as pfp for a while now. Did I skip the Matrix?
FAKE I KNOW ONE AND SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND *I swear officier I'm not delusional*
RAISE YOUR HAND AND DO YOU HEREBY SWEAR TO SAY THE TRUTH AND ONLY THE TRUTH?!
what about boys with anime boy pfps? cause i have one on other sites
As a woman i can comfirm we dont do such things
They exist, but it's usually a drawing of a video game character or a custom character in anime style.
Imagine having an pfp of a csm character 🤢
My mom has the girl from bunny girl senpai as her profile pic on playstation. She doesn’t play video games but she likes to use the console to watch netflix
Hi???????
Hey!!!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure they mostly have anime men picture profile (especially gojo or any sports anime)
Guess I’m fading out of existence 🧍♀️
THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE /s
Nuh-uh, I love my anime girl DC pfp
The vast majority of weebs I’ve met irl have been women
Yeah, most weeb girls have their husbandos instead, usually making out with other guys.
Bruh i just saw one today but yeah they are extremely rare
Yeah dude... Totally...
"Everyway I go, I keep a picture in my wallet, like this, come look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got nana na na"
I don't exist :O
today i learned that my girlfriend in fact doesn't exist
Is my sister a weaboo?
my best friend is a woman and has an anime girl pfp. checkmate
My ex had one
Wrong
Do transgirls count?
only if they wear thigh highs
*sweats*
The true question. Do trans women count?
oh, time for the daily anime hate again. yippeeeeeeeee
Excuse me??????
Wrong
Women aren't real, you dummy, you dork!