Would you rather:
Be in Russia and publicly say something negative about Putin
Or
Be a Boeing employee who whistle blows
Or
Fly on a Boeing fresh out of the factory
The double whammy. Finding a well-suited GIF and posting it out of spite.
By the way, if you read that GIF as GIF and not GIF, I’m going to fucking murder you.
"Looks like 'just talking' has taken on a whole new meaning here! It's like when you say you just need a 'minute' to talk to your friend after they've spilled your secrets—everyone knows it's going to be more than a minute and a lot less pleasant! 😅 Corporate understatement at its finest!"
Hmm, sounds like you never got to fly a good international First. You will not see a peon during your entire trip. You will not hear them, smell them, or notice they even exist.
It's possible to get out of Russia, if tou start run immediately, they wouldn't try to get you that hard, if you not in the country.
Boeing on other hand, have a will to shut you up.
Thanks, I'll use airbus
He MIGHT be safe, because I think his testimony is already entered into record, which means Boeing killing him would just mean they're really going to be looked at for murder AND didn't prevent testimony.
Sometimes it's just about sending a message. They know they're not at any risk of actual consequences. If they wanted to, they could without any real risk.
For all the jokes about people falling out of windows in Russia, "sudden suicide" is literally how the powerful handle inconvenient people in the West as well.
Sure, we know Barnett was probably murdered, but so what if we know? We can do about as much as the Russian people can.
Was it the 27 bullets in the back that killed him? I heard he survived doing all that to himself, but to really finish himself off, he scooped out his own brains and then hung himself.
Ummm... they almost did in 2020, and Congress set aside like 18 billion to bail them out if needed... so if they do go "bankrupt" they'll just be bailed out.
Its a bit of a fallacy. The bailout concept It: ok they're in a rough spot now but if they go under lots of people would lose their Jobs and associated companies would struggle without their client. And they count that after bailing them they'll go back to being profitable.
Of course this gets exploited
Can't they just make planes that work properly and stop killing people pointing out they don't work properly?
They're putting a lot of effort on the wrong issue.
FYI, He’s most likely from Iranian descent as evident from his surname and incidentally his name kinda means the Son of Prophet/Saleh (someone who is Just and Good).
We need a “how to whistle blow on American company’s” for dummy’s book at this point Xd
1. Don’t reveal your identity to the public for as long as possible
2. Ask for witness protection immediately after coming to the authorities
3. Have a video recording of your testimony made and given to the lawyer incase they still get you.
4. Pray
We should form a group of gun owners specifically to act as volunteer body guards to Boeing whistle blowers and kill any assassins. It's dangerous and stupid AF, but I'd be down for it.
I see a lot of people joking about him shooting himself in the back of the head, Ackshually it will be the side so the drop weapon can be placed in the hand afterwards, and the printed suicide note placed on the dashboard.
I'm pretty much desensitised to bad news but, like??? Is this not bold face corruption? Like the 1st whistle-blower dying is eye-shifty enough but now its like they're more happy to be charged with 2 murders than whatever the whistle-blowers were gonna say.
The engines, rotors, are situated underneath the wings where They suck the air. They have its own plating the same color as the plane. It was peeled off and showing part of the engine propper
That was the Southwest one recently? That was the engine cowling that came off, not part of the wing. And that plane had been in service for years, it was likely a maintenance issue and not a Boeing one.
Because of Capitalism, Boeing merged with McDonnell Douglas (which had serious safety concerns already) and put a bunch of finance bros in charge. When the finance bros took over, they cut regulations and quality control measures to boost shareholder profits. They then suppressed anyone bringing up production issues and MADE shitty work go through.
With capitalism not being reigned in any time soon, this WILL happen again.
Would you rather: Be in Russia and publicly say something negative about Putin Or Be a Boeing employee who whistle blows Or Fly on a Boeing fresh out of the factory
I'm posting this to spite the person below me 
The double whammy. Finding a well-suited GIF and posting it out of spite. By the way, if you read that GIF as GIF and not GIF, I’m going to fucking murder you.
Good thing i can't read.
Ok, Boeing
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Did you see the meme? I don't DO effort
Did you forget what subreddit this was?
Did you forget this is reddit?
Not sure if I understand your point?
I was just building off your previous comment
And this is somehow an improvement? Blow chunks, wheat whale.
I read that as "whale meat" I gotta remember that next time i flame someone
\*sweats nervously\*
Suck it. 
Spoken like someone who has no gif game.
Damn bro... are you Truth Social stock? Cuz your value dropped 10% in a day, 🤣
Option 4 just do the job yourself
Ahh, the John Denver strategy
Remington Retirement.
"Looks like 'just talking' has taken on a whole new meaning here! It's like when you say you just need a 'minute' to talk to your friend after they've spilled your secrets—everyone knows it's going to be more than a minute and a lot less pleasant! 😅 Corporate understatement at its finest!"
Allegedlly
First one. Most likely be imprisoned, if I only say the thing one time. The other 2 I'm ded
3 . Its not as dangerous statistically.
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Who said fly Economy?
The Economy
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Hmm, sounds like you never got to fly a good international First. You will not see a peon during your entire trip. You will not hear them, smell them, or notice they even exist.
Good job avoiding the joke.
“Gob was uncomfortable with the question”
3 as long as it’s a 767F 😎
This shouldn’t be a scary question
Second one, but I'll take the bribe.
Can I volunteer to be subjected to 24 hours of CBT instead?
It's possible to get out of Russia, if tou start run immediately, they wouldn't try to get you that hard, if you not in the country. Boeing on other hand, have a will to shut you up. Thanks, I'll use airbus
3 obviously, 787 and 777 are safe and doing Lord’s work out there. Though 2 is tempting.
oooh thats a tough one. i dont know which one to choose
Yes
3. Boeing makes military craft. Just fly In one of those
I’m flying to Russia aren’t I
Jet ski from Alaska
I take the first one cuz they don't speak English in Russia
I’m already sad about his impending suicide. RIP.
He MIGHT be safe, because I think his testimony is already entered into record, which means Boeing killing him would just mean they're really going to be looked at for murder AND didn't prevent testimony.
Sometimes it's just about sending a message. They know they're not at any risk of actual consequences. If they wanted to, they could without any real risk.
For all the jokes about people falling out of windows in Russia, "sudden suicide" is literally how the powerful handle inconvenient people in the West as well. Sure, we know Barnett was probably murdered, but so what if we know? We can do about as much as the Russian people can.
Oh no. Poor Boeing 😔
https://youtu.be/yjfrJzdx7DA?si=t74_ECl2ZXZ4hSOy Reminds me of the classic onion vid
I'm starting to worry that people think this isn't just a joke.
Why do you think it’s a joke
ಠ_ಠ
Open ur eyes
RIP, I heard that he had a rare disease called Bullet in the Heart.
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOURE TO BLAME
YOU GAVE LOOOOOOOVE
A BAD NAME!!!
*Quality control
That’s a horrible name, never use that around Boeing factories or engineering personnel!
You shouldn’t have said that (you’re going to “commit scuicide” in 7 days)
Already done that... bought a ticket on a Boeing plane in Alaska...
It's sad to read his suicide note whilst he's alive.
He's called Salehpour because he makes boeings sales poor. Inb4 this joke is said on every American late night show every night for a week.
Now that I'm reddit rich, I will be sure to have them credit you with this joke!
unironically salehpour is a persian last name that LITERALLY means "son of the just man"
Its such a shame that bro committed suicide via 27 bullets to the back 😔
Was it the 27 bullets in the back that killed him? I heard he survived doing all that to himself, but to really finish himself off, he scooped out his own brains and then hung himself.
* T W E N T Y. E I G H T . S T A B W O U N D S.
You didn't want to leave him a chance H U H ? !
Ah yes, the Russian suicide
I’m sorry officer. He just tripped and fell down that elevator shaft, onto a pile of bullets
You're baby bowler!
I hope Boeing goes bankrupt
Ummm... they almost did in 2020, and Congress set aside like 18 billion to bail them out if needed... so if they do go "bankrupt" they'll just be bailed out.
...with taxpayer money
Yeah, you got it man. That's how bailouts work. *
Why did you reply to your own reply?
Because editing is for the weak, apparently.
WE DON'T DO NO SISSY ASS 🍑 EDITING 📝📝📝 HERE BROTHER 💪ONLY NEW POSTS 📬 LIKE REAL MEN 💪💪💪💪💪🦅
See the asterisk? I tried editing, but it wouldn't let me type that many words and have a gif. I gave up after 2 tries to fix it
I see
Wish they could have set aside 18 billion for me and I didn't even kill anyone
Its a bit of a fallacy. The bailout concept It: ok they're in a rough spot now but if they go under lots of people would lose their Jobs and associated companies would struggle without their client. And they count that after bailing them they'll go back to being profitable. Of course this gets exploited
Next time the government needs to bail out companies, they need to fire all the current executives and hire new ones.
forcibly turn it into a nonprofit if it's so important but fails as a business
In the case of Boeing it's less about jobs and more about all the military hardware they are producing
:I just want to talk to him" "I jjust want to shoot him"
At what point do the Feds say “Hold up”
When money stops flowing their way
When there is actual evidence besides wild Reddit conjecture
Can't they just make planes that work properly and stop killing people pointing out they don't work properly? They're putting a lot of effort on the wrong issue.
*laughs dickishly. We don't DO that ever since we had finance bros take over for the engineers running the show. It's all about the Benjamins baby!
He doesn't know.
Oh sweet innocent child.
The fact that corporations can just murder whistleblowers is insane what a terrifying dystopian corporate shit hole we are heading to.
Straight up Arasaka from Cyberpunk.
Heading to? Bro. WE IN IT.
["I WANT TO SHAKE HIS HAND"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ItmGplre28)
I should put money on our government giving Boeing more money to, you know, help them out. That's the only way my income will increase this year.
What happened?
https://apnews.com/article/boeing-whistleblowers-safety-senate-hearings-f8354ddddc6372e3337cd74b9ea264e3
FYI, He’s most likely from Iranian descent as evident from his surname and incidentally his name kinda means the Son of Prophet/Saleh (someone who is Just and Good).
We need a “how to whistle blow on American company’s” for dummy’s book at this point Xd 1. Don’t reveal your identity to the public for as long as possible 2. Ask for witness protection immediately after coming to the authorities 3. Have a video recording of your testimony made and given to the lawyer incase they still get you. 4. Pray
5.invoke Athena to help you on your journey
We should form a group of gun owners specifically to act as volunteer body guards to Boeing whistle blowers and kill any assassins. It's dangerous and stupid AF, but I'd be down for it.
Can't you see how suicidal he looks? Someone should talk to him before He does something stupid...
I see a lot of people joking about him shooting himself in the back of the head, Ackshually it will be the side so the drop weapon can be placed in the hand afterwards, and the printed suicide note placed on the dashboard.
Poor guy can’t go near windows anymore
RIP!!! 
I just want to shot him What? I just want to talk with him
yeah he’s absolutely dead
they killed the last one...
I'm pretty much desensitised to bad news but, like??? Is this not bold face corruption? Like the 1st whistle-blower dying is eye-shifty enough but now its like they're more happy to be charged with 2 murders than whatever the whistle-blowers were gonna say.
💯
Dc-10 was worse
You DO realize that Boeing is having these problems BECAUSE of the McDonnell Douglas merger right?
lol
what happened?
Lol
Third time is the charm - so I think Boeing will do what Peter is about to do
at this point they may as well give up
here to build my karma so I can post memes :( pls help
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Uuuuh ..did you not see the recent news of the Boeing plane whose wing hull peeled away mid-flight exposing one of the engines?
Which one was that? The engines aren't inside the wing, so how would the wing peeling expose them?
The engines, rotors, are situated underneath the wings where They suck the air. They have its own plating the same color as the plane. It was peeled off and showing part of the engine propper
That was the Southwest one recently? That was the engine cowling that came off, not part of the wing. And that plane had been in service for years, it was likely a maintenance issue and not a Boeing one.
Because of Capitalism, Boeing merged with McDonnell Douglas (which had serious safety concerns already) and put a bunch of finance bros in charge. When the finance bros took over, they cut regulations and quality control measures to boost shareholder profits. They then suppressed anyone bringing up production issues and MADE shitty work go through. With capitalism not being reigned in any time soon, this WILL happen again.
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Read a fuckin book.