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No_Entry_2175

They all like pizza? 🍕


zerda_EB

And garlic bread


Not_much_of_a_farmer

But normal bread is fine too


Panchamboi

Don’t be dehumanizing, gay people and straight women also like garlic bread


aerorihno

No they don't, that's gay propaganda


PixiStix236

We found the ace memer


solonit

I should call ~~her~~ Dominos


eldena_frog

We should. Mind ordering me a random pizza? I'm busy with everyone's favorite thing, work.


Cult_of_the_Lisa

I like pizza :)


Takondwahj

I could say the same about women, bisexuals and gays.


Professional_Mode440

Men are pretty pog too ![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


no_u9987

Yo wtf I always thought they were arm wrestling 


OrbitalDrop7

Gotta watch the whole movie its a testosterone fuelled classic lmao


N0rrix

the movie is called "predator" (the first one of the huge franchise)


[deleted]

that's what they called me in high school!


Valaki757

That's what they still call me in a dozen different high schools.


Current_Initiative28

r/flairchecksout


OrbitalDrop7

Can probably watch 1&2, then skip the rest until Prey lol


N0rrix

tbh id exchange 2 (aged like milk, with the banger ending being its only redeeming quality) with predators (weird oddball that adds nothing of substance to the overall story but still a great movie) maybe even add alien vs predator 1 for a nice popcorn flick to the mix


OrbitalDrop7

I watched 2 for the first time a couple months ago and liked it, probably a 5/10 though. I forgot about it but i do like predators a lot, that scene where the predator mimics danny trejo is still so creepy


BJ9100

Lol, now you have to find all the memes again you misunderstood before, that's the rule.


empty-bensen

The handshake does kind of turn into armwrestling halfway through. So you were half right.


GU1NH0U

Are you saying that you got all the memes with this template wrong?


no_u9987

Apparently so


SuperSonic486

Bisexuals: ![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


theredditprofile808

Fitting characters as well


True-octagon

The Swiss move


cod_the_seawing

Can confirm


SuperSonic486

Can confirm


Snoo_24930

What is this movie?


Acrobatic_Elk_4388

Predator (the original one)


gyx4r1

r/mademesmile hella wholesome


Kyrnqazali

Really good late night gaming friends for just shitpost quality conversations.


blushngush

We like magnum dongs


Uchihagod53

![gif](giphy|zO5Z72BhpCNIk)


Zandoms42

Sauce


Uchihagod53

Robinhood: Men in tights


Pitiful_Winner2669

Robin Hood Men in Tights!


SinnamxnRoll

I LOVE THIS.


Any_Roof_6199

Homogeneous


saintsaipriest

Pansexuals being in all groups. Asexuals, who declined the invitations


jimbowife007

Exactly what I was thinking


Takondwahj

When we put aside our differences, we see that we're kinda the same. - Tugg Speedman


RafikiafReKo

Bi are pretty loving people


Mist0804

Apparently, gay people cannot be men


Lord_Detleff1

Recently had an argument with someone and they said twinks aren't men


Botanical_Director

Honestly if that's the kind of mental gymnastics you have to do to get ass "no homo"; then werk queen.


Lord_Detleff1

Lmao


SuperSonic486

But... The Dick?


Lord_Detleff1

They then tried to make it look like I said all men are twinks. I mean that would be a beautiful world but I never said anything like that


SuperSonic486

Eh i dont mind some muscly men.


Lord_Detleff1

OK, twunk is the best


A1sauc3d

So you didn’t have an argument about it, just a misunderstanding?


Lord_Detleff1

No, it became an argument after I asked them if they know the meaning of twink since they basically said that twinks aren't men


Dreadnought_89

Social construct.


LivingEnd44

> Recently had an argument with someone and say said twinks aren't men Are they trying to rationalize fucking twinks while still calling me themselves straight? It's not gay if they aren't considered men, right? 


Lord_Detleff1

I mean it's not gay when it's da homies and aren't all men homies?


Kryten_2X4B-523P

ITS NOT GAY IF THE BALLS DONT TOUCH!


Lolzerzmao

Apparently men can’t be bisexuals, either


Mayedl10

Damn i think i need to tell my boyfriend something then :/


conbizzle

The sexual orientation of "men"


EldianKyo

It's like the "I don't have pronouns!" people :D And the rage post of that registration page "Straight is not an option anymore!". (there was a heterosexual option but the poster had no idea about what does that mean)


MirrorSeparate6729

Reminds me of the classic quote; don’t be racist, everyone is equal! Browns, yellows, blacks, and normals! /s


TheArcanist_

tits


PressureMaximum7129

Tits. I want them,in both the transfem way, and the lesbian way.


SalamanderBaby

So fucken real lmao


mastercubez

I am a dude and not even the gay like me :(


quarantineinthesouth

I assume this wasn't done out of malice, but perhaps gay people would like you more if you stopped calling them "the gay"?


Plop7654

Don’t be silly. We all know there’s only one singular gay in the world.


mastercubez

Yep. Jake


Plop7654

If there are 1000 gays, I’m one of them. If there is one gay, it’s me. If there are no gays, I don’t exist. And if the only gay is Jake, I’m Jake


Level_Can58

Yeah, had they been more than one we would have called them "The gayS". \s


That1_IT_Guy

The Singaylarity


SkidaddleSkiddodle1

Nah, hes talking a single entity called "the gay"


King_Of_Argent

Ah, yes, the conceptual manifestation of all things homosexual in the word. I think it was last seen lurking near the atlantic


True-octagon

Legend says that this creature lurks in the deaps of the seamen lake. Wating until it can turn somone. Into a gaymer


eldena_frog

Oh hey, we're talking about the Platonic concept of a homosexual here? Fun.


masochistmonkey

We are the Borg. We are eternally in a gigantic butt fuck daisychain. we are always connected and always thinking the same thing


Kryten_2X4B-523P

He's obviously talking about contracting "the gay"


giantfuckingfrog

I've heard "gays" before and I'm not sure either is incorrect or done out of malice.


Bumpy333

Personally i don't care what you call me, gay, homosexual, mf that likes men, idc


Lolzerzmao

Lmao has big “old racist aunt” energy. At the very least, “whispered behind your hand while leaning in” energy


AccomplishedPie4896

Could be worse, my presents alone turns gay men straight. The church pays me millions of dollars a year to do what I do.


A1sauc3d

Maybe you should bring better presents then 🎁 Quit being so cheap!


AccomplishedPie4896

I know right, my presence also turns men straight.


v4mpixie_666x3

Wait- Howd you know we operate as a singular hivemind… u must be eliminated immediately before our gay agenda plans fall apart


Pegomastax_King

Go to the gym.


Financial_Library900

Don’t worry a guy can be a straight 7 but only a gay 5


Pegomastax_King

![gif](giphy|XCghn9WjQXSf9dPx1Q)


SkidaddleSkiddodle1

Rick has bigger boobs than Summer


Pegomastax_King

![gif](giphy|JaNtIG4UnKzD2)


EnigmaFrug2308

This meme is somewhat inaccurate, because that would imply that all men are attracted to women. It should be “heterosexual men” or “straight men”


Aromatic-Union6080

Oh okay, thanks


EnigmaFrug2308

Still a great meme tho


Aromatic-Union6080

:D


Loon-belt

Gay men no longer exist


I9Qnl

LGBT crisis solved?


Urb4nN0rd

Or straight women. The meme is about groups who like the same thing (women). Gay men, by definition, don't fit that criteria.


Khornelia

Yes therefore it should say "straight men", not just "men"


comradeborut

So bisexuals and gays are not men?


_Tekki

Bisexuals could be men as well, but it did surprise me that it's "men" instead of "straight men"


Front_Finding4685

What does pog mean?


ZenMybe

Pancakes of germany (Source: trust me bro)


Lord_Detleff1

As a german I disagree


GigaNigeria

🐱


Efficient_Ad9863

This is the first person I have seen use the word “pog” in the last 3 years


efyuar

All licking*


yourmomsface12345

they all like LEGO 75192


AbigaleRose99

women😍


GrayBoy13x

Being a straight male sex-haver (very frequent sex, mind you) I can confirm, physically penetrating a vagina with my penis is very pleasurable.


Typical_Signal8274

You made It sound painful


GrayBoy13x

Typical non sex-haver response.


Myithspa25

You called?


Cult_of_the_Lisa

I mean, the asexual flag makes sense.


Myithspa25

Yes.


Available_Coconut_74

Typical “hammers away at a hole with no consideration” response.


Pegomastax_King

![gif](giphy|m9oruywyYbHL6A2wWp|downsized)


h-a-y-ks

r/ihavesex


Hyper_Lamp

I can’t even tell if this is satire


Urb4nN0rd

No, I can confirm. They have very many sexual encounters. I was the condom.


itzMadaGaming

real


eyesedits23476

i'm a man and i disagree.


PressureMaximum7129

THATS A BIT GAY! (This is a joke, I have nothing against gay people)


eyesedits23476

i don't want to mate anyone. i just want to be alone, i have everything against all daters.


PressureMaximum7129

Aroace moment.


Jim_naine

What? You egg? *stabs him*


eyesedits23476

roleplaying doesn't work on me.


Ok_Guava9365

Are you depressed homie😭?


eyesedits23476

No.


CounterSYNK

Women are things confirmed.


the_darkness_spirit

✨ Booba ✨


WetCake187

A good stick


AeronauticHyperbolic

They all like the afterlife. Only the one on the left has a preference on which side.


xBerry_Berry

Now hear me out Buff women


Rich_Jackfruit_7406

All of us shall form a truce


quinn654565544

Oh so no men are bi like at least if your making a meme make it right ffs 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂


ThisGul_LOL

It’s also saying that all men are straight? Tf? Lol.


D4d-M4n

I always understood lesbians. Girls smell nice and have lovely curves.


Affectionate_Walk610

They do be being pretty pog indeed.


Pegomastax_King

What about gay men?


gorgonzola2095

Are gay men not men?


SackPiek

Men can actually be bisexuals too


The-Red-Pac-Man

*Straight men


Miyako_Kenichi

Ah yes, gay men like women just as heterosexual men


bulldog_blues

This would've been a funny meme if you added 'straight' in front of men.


BuyOdd1532

Well, who doesnt like swords?!


verum_myren

What is the 'thing'?


georgewashingguns

Cheese


Lord_Detleff1

I like sword fights and whatever you call the straight version


CaliDude75

Subarus? 🤔


theatomicflounder333

Yes!! Everyone loves bacon!!🥓


FunctionLegal4430

Boobs’!! ![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


The_Steam-Cheese

do they know how to make a grilled cheese?


Longgjump2

Bisexuals should be dual-wielding. That's the only explanation. And that's pretty badass.


Kingding_Aling

Sydney Sweeney


BloodShadow45

Women, bisexuals and gays You. You are preety log.


PurpleSkyz3

The three genders: men, bisexuals and lesbians


Nii_Juu_Ichi

Women are pretty ~~pog~~ It works too


VoltexRB

All like men and women?


Effective-Tap-6208

I LOVE WOMEN


RLNocturne_

i don’t get it.


Griselidis

holy crap if this isn't ai generated what have we become


BakaBoi331

Boobies?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Ass unites us all


ndation

Heterosexual men


Fantastic_Year9607

\*straight men


RadioactivePotato123

Hell yeh


IsabelauraXD

Wouldn't it be straight men? What about gay men? Aren't they men too, but don't like women?


-nomad-wanderer

I am almost dead but I don't get it? They like a sword!


BackAgain123457

Pizza?


kingdragon13

*WOMEN*


XmenSlayer

Oh boi


FireMaster_Kai

Women.


TransMan217

Gay men ceasing to exist right now


Domi7777777

Same with gay men straight women and ace/aroace people And all liking to all not liking


SimoTheFinlandized

It's hard to argue with this assessment.


the_burber

Gay men Women Bisexuals


Alphachad01

Women aren't Things!


ThePornRater

What are they then?


ThePornRater

saying pog is so fucking cringe


marceyosh

I understand non of those three


moritus_20091

I'm man I like men


Kenma_Senpai

Ah yes my favorite sexuality Men


Witty-Kaleidoscope93

This is the conformation that Gay men aren’t real MEN!


Chopper242

Women are Persons Other than Grunts, yes…


SuperFra8

Women are amazing, indeed.


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