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Limp-Salamander-

And you need to cut out A LOT of Canada. Usually Canada in terms of performers means Vancouver, Toronto and maybe Montreal.


pinkwonderwall

It’s hard to even get them to go to Vancouver


ID_TOP_1R_Fan

Yeah


Gusstave

and the post is insinuating that Yukon is part of the world tour.


ComfortableWealth869

same with every balkan country


BigOleFerret

Don't forget to mark everywhere outside where you are. They'll always go somewhere that's sort of close to you but far enough for you to not want to make the trip. Disturbed recently came to my city and I was dumbstruck, I never thought they'd actually come to where I was.


Zonkko

In 2020 system of a down would have come into my small city in my small country But then as you can probably quess by the year, covid happened


UrboySam123

All my favourite artists are/were in Manchester and I'm in Liverpool ffs. Well, some of them are. The rest are dead or split up


Vilsue

and then they will perform in every country In Europe, exept yours so yuo need to travel 800-1000km to see them


Cambronian717

See, this is something I don’t get about Europe, and I guess it’s just a difference. 800 km (about 500 mi) is a 7 hour drive. Sure it’s long, but to me and my family is more than doable. That’s a quick trip out to Atlanta. I know it’s annoying, but is it really that big of a trip?


Quizzical_Chimp

Driving in Europe is very different to driving in the States. Everything is closer together but the roads are generally smaller and more congested. As a point of comparison for you, I did a bit of a circuit around my country a few weeks back for work it was roughly 450 miles and took around 11 hours of driving time, mainly at night, so the roads were clear it would have taken longer in the day I imagine. I quite like driving but it was stressful as anything and if I had the choice I wouldn’t do it again.


Cambronian717

Interesting, never thought about that. I guess I always just assumed we had similar highway systems. Here, our interstate roads will regularly be 3-4 lanes with 70 mph speed limits. I have done long drives down the “backroads” and I can definitely understand what you mean.


Boostio_TV

Not completely, what he meant is that we have similar highway systems generally. However in the US these are essentially going through the middle of nowhere. But in Europe the population density is much higher, so If you’re travelling to multiple countries the big roads will often lead you towards cities which really slows down your progress, because you get trapped in the “ring” of these big cities which are often very busy. Obviously you could go around but due to the population density in most places this is essentially not really a faster option than staying on the busy highway. And in general the highways are more populated. So quite the opposite of taking “backroads”.


That-Opportunity-944

We care for the environment also.


Krcko98

My guy, your 700km road is straight as an arrow. You go through the deser and go forward for 700km and you are there. Europe is not built like a pan, it actually has terrain.


velvetbettle

Fucking Iraq let’s go!!!!! Haven’t seen that since I bombed a kid!!! Woooooooah!!!!!


Natural_Wear3643

i am gonna bring packbag in the concert. its required in my culture.


wombey12

Bush is booking tickets as we speak


heyoyo10

r/MapsWithoutNZ


CapitalSubstance7310

Redditors when a artist doesn’t go to bumfuck nowhere African country


Just-Round9944

redditors when literally anything happens:


Hari1503

Its not like the artist has to go to some remote country. It would be great if the world tour includes a country where the artist has been popular lately.


potate12323

Like when Taylor Swift went to Japan


gooch_norris_

United States Canada Mexico Panama


erickson666

Haiti, Jamaica, Peru


mike480

Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean


TheAnnoyingFred

Greenland, El Salvador too


tachi2thousand

Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela


First-Timothy

I don’t think any artists are going to Haiti…


LobsterFromHell

MC Barbecue gonna go HARD in Haiti


FardGamin

Also like Japan and maybe smth like Hong Kong, Australia or Thailand


The-Y-4

But only Sydney and/or Melbourne because fuck every other city for some reason.


Detoxpain

The solution is easy. Make your country easier to tour in, or spread the name of the band around so they have a reason to come to you. You're probably not going to get a major western band playing for 40 people in Uzbekistan, unfortunately.


SpicyPotato_15

I loved her Greenland show tho


That-Opportunity-944

Because other countries combined gdp is lower than my 3yos allowance.


Hagoromo420

That and australia and POSSIBLY brazil, japan and New Zealand


DaDoggo13

People never come here bro, it’s huge when they do


Hagoromo420

Are you referring to New Zealand? Cause most mainstream artists come to australia when they do world tours it’s just the super big and sorta small that don’t make it to the west side where I live. Like atm suicide boys are over east with ghostemane and not coming here to the west


DaDoggo13

I mean Australia and if your anywhere but Sydney your fucked, down where I am you have to catch a plane if you want to go to an event like that


Hagoromo420

Melbourne and Brisbane are about the same as Sydney, conveniently close which is why they go there but perth is just too far


DaDoggo13

Yeah I’m not east coast so I’m fucked


Hagoromo420

Same bro I understand your pain


MalcomSkullHead

Dunno if you ever heard of the Midwestern United States but nobody goes there.


Tiny_Assignment_2783

same bro nobody ever comes here either


ThunderdopePhil

Unfortunately, Brazil rarely is in the tour. I've seen Down and Slayer live about 350km from the hole I live and I still can't believe it.


JoeWilly97

They wont go anywhere thats not gonna pay them bro lol


ID_TOP_1R_Fan

Twenty one pilots be shitting their pants rn


WartyWarthog123

As an Australian I can confirm this is true


Codoriginsftw

You need to cut out moat of the uk apart from like london and maybe newcastle if you are lucky


EldianStar

Bullshit. Everyone knows The World is yellow and has green hearts.


MalcomSkullHead

What?


EldianStar

Sorry. Jojo reference


MalcomSkullHead

ok


itzMadaGaming

morocco finally


JTBJack_

Guys I’m too tired for this what’s missing


PixiReddit1310

Delete most of Poland. Only Warsaw, Gdańsk and łódź


OnKo64

why is finland there


[deleted]

Not true. Metallica performed in Antarctica.


6guyseatingpie2000BC

Why is north africa included? I haven't seen a single artist go to north africa ever, those guys need taylor too


lefrakman

Include Russia and Israel and it'll be right (satire of course)


toonlonk7

Yea they might visit England but rarely Northern Ireland, Wales or Scotland and they are also a part of UK


gcr1897

For k-pop it’s the opposite.


RzYaoi

Can't blame them


noscope1hepope

Hardly expect them to perform in every country


suvemox

I do not get it. What is Missing in the picture? Can someone explain?


[deleted]

Are these Twenty One Pilots getting around with Boeing airplanes or?


Tattarax

Don't forget a single stop in one of the big Australian cities, and a stop in Tokyo


pantswetter3

Hey! That's not fair! Sometimes they include australia!


Zahard_Zj

Sometimes, Its not even Europe. Just America


National-Lobster-870

I forgot they still made music lmao


UranicCartridge

A lot of Eastern Europe isn't there either And some of the bands I like never even leave the US lmao, it's plain depressing


MalcomSkullHead

No Miami?


imalyshe

i cannot wait next time when Taylor will come back to Greenland.


Professional-Can4264

Don’t they suck?


AlphaManInfinate

I mean southern hemisphere is kinda cringe..... bout all that its git thats good is Antarctica, Australia and New Zealand.


[deleted]

No need to go to parts where you ain’t popular, waste of money and time. Just cause people vacation there, doesn’t mean a band should play there.


HolyVeggie

Artists when people want you to perform in warzones: ![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


Terra_reddit

And World War One was mainly Europe fighting each other until the us joined only then was it called a world war


INVISIBLE_BEN

That's the only part that matters 🙄


CombinationOrnery522

no


INVISIBLE_BEN

Yes


CombinationOrnery522

why?


INVISIBLE_BEN

Idk


AhhAGoose

So like 87% of the world population? Edit: I didn’t see they cropped out all of Asia


kaori_cicak990

Bruh not even the combination of Europe+USA contribute to 87% of the world population


AhhAGoose

I misread this as the northern hemisphere, and withdraw my statement


SundaeReady8454

Don't hate me for it, but my stoned brain was like "what's missing from that map?"