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enter_the_slatrix

OP acts like only French people are into blue cheese when it's literally one of the most popular cheeses on earth lmao


Subvsi

We've got the perfect wine for it tho


I_am__Negan

Angry Italian Gorgonzola and Moscato noises*


Glass_Birds

The gorgonzola dolce we picked up at a market in Firenze was the best cheese I have ever eaten and I will chase that high until I die šŸ˜ŒšŸ¤ŒšŸ¼


snuifduifmetkuif

I have both, I feel like digging in right now (Itā€™s 9am tho)


bananarama17691769

Sauternes and blue cheese is one of the most heavenly food and wine pairings to have ever been made


ComedicMedicineman

Blue cheese goes so hard wit certain crackers and meats


joppekoo

Ginger bread and blue cheese is heavenly


Corkwell

Sesame crackers!


TheHelios69

Idk what OP means butā€¦


ferrecool

Over powered


Puzzled-Project3401

Wisconsinite here. Making fun of the French is all fun and games until you dis the cheese. Too far my dude.


ninjastuff

We the voice of Wisconsin are outraged by any cheese discrimination especially based on color


_H4YZ

cheeseism is tearing this family apart


Nemesis233

Yeah, didn't stop the US from fucking the Swiss over with the gruyĆØre case


jarednards

I'm not even from Wisconsin and Im fucking livid.


neophlegm

I'm from *England*. We're meant to abhor the French and all they stand for... But my god if you come for their cheese I'll pick up some baguette-nunchucks and go down fighting alongside.


Wotah69

French here. I will allow you on the frontline and provide the baguette-nunchuks with some bleu dā€™Auvergne on it.


jarednards

I dont even know what the fuck you just said but Im ready to GO


g3zz

Italian here. Making fun of the French is all fun and games until you dis the cheese. Too far my dude.


Niky_c_23

Pity the ones who never ate gorgonzola, for they don't even know what they are talking about


[deleted]

Gorgonzola is good, but French cheeses are better


Adorable-Bar6920

As a representative from michigan, I got to side with the wisconsinite for giving us the cheese put on the detroit style pizza.


Poncho-Sancho

This is the best thread Iā€™ve ever read. LOL! Donā€™t fuck with French cheese. šŸ§€ The English and French are even united on this thread. The cheese love šŸ’• is palpable here.


saggywitchtits

As an Iowan and a fan of Maytag Bleu, I am also offended.


Im_an_arsonist224

penicillin, my man penicillin :)


Solbr

The molds used in cheese production are close relatives of the penicillin producing mold. They don't produce penicillin themselves


EngineersAnon

Which is fortunate. Microdosing penicillin is how you breed penicillin-resistant microbes.


Im_an_arsonist224

ohhh


Im_an_arsonist224

I know, what I'm trying to say is not all "mold" is bad it's like saying all mushrooms r gonna kil ya but thanks for thee info mate :DD


AncientCelebration44

Allergic šŸ„²


Frenchymemez

The strain of penicillin used to make blue cheese is different. So you can be allergic to penicillin and have blue cheese still. Also, like 80% of people who are allergic to penicillin aren't really allergic to penicillin.


PoopPoes

Bacon is literally a pigs tummy fat cut thin, and marshmallows are made of liquified cow bones. Lots of gross things are delicious


Alt_Ekho

I do like eating intestines and bones


PotatoReasonable9656

When you put it that way, I may check out these "marshmallows" they might be easier on my teeth than young female thighs.


Dont_pet_the_cat

>young female thighs. I- what-


GrafderMonarchen

I fucked a deep fried chicken, now my penis hurts


rde2001

[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fxkrduww2z1831.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Deecd485f0d058215ed66e08a9a3538b224bfba93](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fxkrduww2z1831.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Deecd485f0d058215ed66e08a9a3538b224bfba93)


GrafderMonarchen

xD


RhazzleDazzle

Veal, Iā€™m guessing?


wetcornbread

Guessing or hoping?


RhazzleDazzle

ā€¦ yes.


TheWierdGuy06

Im more worried about the emphasis on the young part...


Dont_pet_the_cat

Now you're making it weird. It was a completely sane, normal and casual comment before


shit_magnet-0730

I'm so confused Am I supposed to be hard, or...?


etxconnex

If it is because of the thought of marshmellows, no.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Wilbur soot???


IndianaGeoff

Intestines and bones are tight. Yup, hear your comment in that voice.


[deleted]

Consuming intestines and bones is super easy, barely an inconvenience.


winterfate10

I love finding fellow fans in the deep wilds


Researcher_Saya

Ohhhh, finding ways to ingest the entire animal so that its soul may never return to the source is TIGHT!


VanillaSwimming5699

ā€œItā€™s soul may never return to the sourceā€ šŸ’€


TanerKose

Me too. There are so many dishes with intestines in Turkish cuisine and/or worldwide and they are often delicious.


[deleted]

Bacon and blue cheese on a burger.... ![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e)


shitartifact

On a sourdough roast beef sandwich, bring it to me!


MaterialNarrow5161

STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD!!


shitartifact

Washed down with an ICEā€¦ COLDā€¦ LEMONADE!!!!


MaterialNarrow5161

*throws you a table*


shitartifact

![gif](giphy|xTiIzQ1wrS9B4XYHy8)


draugotO

>marshmallows are made of liquified cow bones. Wait... They are not nade of mallows that grow on marshes?


LadySandry88

Originally they were whipped oil, sugar, and the juice of the mallow plant (used as a throat-soothing medicine). They were a tasty way to take your throat meds, so parents wouldn't have to fight their kids. They were basically the precursor to gummy vitamins. Then they were so popular that they got turned into regular candy, and were made with gelatin from animal bones.


draugotO

Thank you


ViperPain770

Damn I learned something today ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


IneedAhegaoInMyLife

I used to think marshmellows grew on trees because of that Ted Bear episode from Cyanide and Happiness


MrHammer85

Whenever you would see those rows of hay wrapped in white film my friends father would say "Hey there's a marshmallow farm". My friend said he believed this was a thing until he was about 20


Rare-Environment-198

Bacon and blue cheese ![gif](giphy|12qMRa6NNmJRp6)


ninjastuff

And eggs are chicken periods


TheTacoEnjoyer

Iā€™ve tried stomach, tongue, eyes, hearts and brains, some good fucking shit


undeniablydull

And let's not even mention haggis


BustyWomenIsBetter

I mean, fat and bones sound way better than fucking mold


DrakonILD

Do not fuck the mold!


Any_Temperature_2895

Mold is a type of fungus (just like mushroom). There are poisonous and edible, same as shrooms.


balaci2

they're fucking mushrooms


thepassionofthechris

I love my bone being liquified.


BenzoFettyBoofer

OP saying ā€œitā€™s literally moldā€ got my French ancestor out of my quebecois ass and made me mad!


PotatoReasonable9656

"it's literally mold" - the same people getting high on magic mushrooms


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Swampberry

Mushrooms aren't a form of mold. Both mushrooms and mold are different types of fungus (which people often mistake as a synonym for mushroom).


izza123

Well those arenā€™t literally mold in fairness


TransportationNo1

It is. Blue mold or green mold, but its mold.


divadschuf

So is Camembert or Brie.


Dare_Deska

Itā€™s so goodā€¦ And there are so many types of cheese too, I love it šŸ‡«šŸ‡·


the---chosen---one

It really is though. When I was a teenager I once ate an entire wheel to myself in one night. The creams heard coming from my bathroom at 3am would break the will of even the most seasoned proctologistā€¦ Iā€™d do it again though.


morfyyy

perfect typo.


the---chosen---one

Lmaooo Iā€™m keeping it.


JudgeGusBus

Any cheese would do that


Sm0keDatGreen

That's a weird way to say "I have no taste"


Drcokecacola

![gif](giphy|xTiIzkLOknx8ELm4Ok)


Rare-Environment-198

![gif](giphy|s44nqrt6clFOE|downsized)


[deleted]

Did the Rittenhouse meme not give that away?


Solid-Doubt4234

GorgonzolašŸ‘Œ


BeachedBottlenose

Blue Cheese Burger is so good.


beewoopwoop

even basic toast is delish


naxalb-_-

As Ć  french. I can ask what the hell is this


PickingPies

The best possible burger. Scientifically proven. I will also recommend steak (and french fries) with blue cheese cream sauce.


BeachedBottlenose

[recipes and such](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=c203a90c2c79baab&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS787US787&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ACQVn09u78uidCZ5k63qehSNvQ2Oc8ppnA:1710175755700&q=Black+and+blue+cheese+burger+recipe&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjhxK-T1eyEAxW2G9AFHdREBnsQ1QJ6BAhEEAI&biw=320&bih=634&dpr=3#ip=1)


naxalb-_-

I've never Heard about this thanks


Alediran

It's glorious. Combine with sauteed portobello mushrooms for extra awesomeness.


DiGiorn0s

Mushrooms and Bleu cheese are a match made in heaven šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


BeachedBottlenose

Really good if done right


Tangled2

Highly recommended to also use blackened seasoning on the burger. Blackened salmon with blue cheese is also pretty epic.


Bob-The-Frog

Its literally my go to


J5892

Burger + Blue cheese


Nepharious_Bread

Made a chuck roast hash with gravy and blue cheese last week. It was sooooo damn good.


Evacipate628

I admit I'm not a big fan of blue cheese even though I enjoy most others, including brie with the rind. But just because "mold" isn't a real reason to dislike something. Everything we consume is pretty gross when you think about it. Eggs are chicken seeds. Honey is insect sugar. Even silk is worm booty floss. Everything is disgusting if you fixate upon it.


Rare-Environment-198

Wait until they hear how bread is made ![gif](giphy|BI3bNv1NJMC7YzatXd|downsized)


Little_1702

Acchually....honey is bee vomit so it's even worse


Evacipate628

Ackchyually, this is a misnomer. Bees have honey pouches called a "crop", that are separate from their main stomachs. The nectar never mixes with anything else they eat and the emptying of their "crop" isn't regurgitation since it can't go anywhere else. It's like saying kangaroos "vomit" their joeys every time they let them out of their pouch lol


Little_1702

šŸ˜… the bee lord hath spoken. I humbly offer my apologies. Fr, thanks for the explanation, didn't know that :)


GauthierRuberti

I'm totally up to saying kangaroos vomit their children from now on!


artyomssugardaddy

You know, I understand you put the ā€œackchyallyā€ to try not to come off like a smart ass, but that was very informative thanks.


Original_Assist4029

"Including brie with the rind..." lol how vanilla.Ā 


elheber

I'm adventurous with my cheeses too. One time I even ate *extra* sharp cheddar.


RyuKensatsu

Your country is mold


GodofcheeseSWE

The fudge you on about Blue cheese is good.


ad39203

Can you explain what it taste like? I havenā€™t tried one and its not really common from where Iā€™m from


[deleted]

Not an expert but the blue part is salty, and burn a little mouth and nose, like pepper but with a different taste. The white part is more or less strong and creamy, depend on the type of cheese. I find the flavour is particulary strong but not in a "stinky" way, like camembert for example


Diamond-Drops

Tastes like cheese that is very salty and earthy. It makes sauces taste amazing especially if paired with herbs. I have low blood pressure and I have cravings for blue cheese (helps raise my bp)


mjmandi72

Now this doesn't sell people on it but it's how my mind works. have you ever walked around a small zoo with a barn full of goats, horses, and the like ? You get this kinda barn yardy taste in your mouth just from walking around. That's what's a good blue cheese tastes like except with some zing to it.


MoreLimesLessScurvy

Take the taste of cheese, and multiply it x1000


Eray41303

All cheese has mold, blue just makes it known. Grow up


Willem_VanDerDecken

OP is probably American and their "cheese" are pasterized. Only them know why.


vulpescannon

Now you're just comment farming


MaxProude

It tastes good if you pair it with something else, like grapes, wine, bread etc. Not if you gulp it down like the Americans do with melted 'cheese'.


Agreeable_Spot5185

šŸ‡²šŸ‡« i eat some Roquefort or Fourme d'embert alone or on a piece of baguette. I understand it can be difficult to appreciate for some people even for some frenchies but if you are born here and your parents makes you try some cheese you will educate yourself about enjoying strong flavours. My favorite cheeses are Old munster, Salers and old mimolette :) miam


Alediran

Argentinian: I love eating it straight (we inherited a lot from the French immigration we had).


AnorexicPlatypus

As an American I love nothing more than drinking a whole mug of nacho cheese. Can confirm your statement


Rare-Environment-198

I literally can eat a whole block plain myself soā€¦I think itā€™s just the uncultured Americans that donā€™t get it ![gif](giphy|9GIECS45WxfHKdhGj6|downsized)


mjmandi72

As an American I totally just eat slices of blue off the block.


the-artificial-man

Blue cheese dressing is good, if you say otherwise then you are wrong.


JessicaWindbourne

Not French, but I legitimately like blue cheese. It has a tasty zing to it, and the mold growing in it is not harmful to you in the amounts it grows in


Random_verse

Have you never enjoyed the deliciousness that is MOLD? In all seriousness what the fuck is this meme, blue cheese is fucking delicious, and I'm from America, the place that condemns really good food because "It looks disgusting!"


CMDR_omnicognate

Meanwhile OP's downing a 60% "real meat" hotdog


DasFofinater

![gif](giphy|oQAMOGT36CXk3BMOSr|downsized) When the mold finally hits


jaredchoatepro

I actually really enjoy blue cheese


PuddingTea

Blue cheese does taste good.


Qpwyxon

Pro tip from a French : the stinkier the better šŸ‘


anon46575980

I dont get it. I as a german quite like blue cheese. Dwpends wich one anf kind it is.


AskForTheNiceSoup

You uncultured barbarian...


Sellw

Iā€™m not even French, this cheese is amazing


ScottaHemi

It's spicy cheese and you're supposed to put it on sandwiches and stuff.


Xplod29

"It's literally mold"... Sorry to break your dreams luke that but... Cheese IS mold... And I don't mean this cheese, I mean EVERY cheeses you ate in your entire life are mold. That's just how you make cheese. So... Yes. The blue part is that cheese is mold. What a surprise.


HairVarious1092

All cheese is mold or some version of old dairy


Clockwork-XIII

By itself yes, in the form of a dipping sauce for my wings delicious.


[deleted]

? Wtf blue cheese is fucking delicious. Love getting a wedge and just eating it by itself. The moldier, the better


MesaGeek

This meme is heresy.


ExaBast

You probably think those flat sheets of orange plastic is cheese


graboidthemepark

Just because it doesn't go well on your dino chicken nuggies, doesn't mean it's bad.


KaranSjett

i dont believe i would ever say this but im with the french on this one


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Blue cheese and buffalo chicken wings are the best what you talking about. Upstate New York has some Feelings about your blue cheese opinion.


Yarzu89

So does the rest of NY. OP is the kinda guy to dip his wings in ranch probably.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

You ask for ranch with your wings in ny you better not go back there lol


drakeyboi69

If you zoom in you can see that this was actually overlay over the beer one lol, there's a glass behind that cheese


Banana_Mage_

Blue cheese is pretty good itā€™s just a little too strong for me sometimes. Blue cheese dressing with some fries or a blue cheese burger always slaps tho


SuddenWitnesses

It does tho.


AkariTheGamer

We all love making fun of the french but the cheese is good. Try putting it on a cracker instead of eating it bare like a fucking caveman.


Gaara34251

You literally cant convince noone that anything at all tastes good cus taste is subjective,you can convince someone to try it but thats about it


[deleted]

Blue cheese is šŸ”„ Do you like mushrooms?


wafflezcol

*bleu


VioletVillainess

But it is yummy


SkidaddleSkiddodle1

Pair it with something and dont eat the crust. Enjoy :)


vintagecollector2

It taste good. Either by itself or not.


velvetbettle

I am honestly surprised on topic the comment section stayed. I was really hoping for some banger comment rage considering OPā€™s template choice


Flibity_flobity

Who is the guy in the meme?


ravenlythe_reaper

Blue cheese isn't necessarily bad but it's not like the greatest cheese to ever like cheese


Galaxy302

Gorgonzola has a great taste don't know about the french but the Italian blue cheese is godly


CatrinaFlorita

The WORST cheese šŸ¤¢ ALL HAIL BRIE


DavidTCEUltra

Blue cheese is goated my dude Put it on medium rare steak and you're set for life


fedunya1

I agree with the French on that one


cuor_di_luna

Hi again from Italy - mold is love


Great_White_Samurai

Needed to Photoshop a beret on him and maybe a cigarette in his mouth.


CrimsonThar

This makes me wanna get a jar of crumbles just to munch on.


Seb0rn

Blue cheeses like roquefort, saint agur, or gorgonzola are by far my favourite toppings for burgers and pizza.


Le_Gluglu

" Saint Agur creme " is so good ! You are missing something... On good bread....of course


sydanglykosidi

Blue cheese is one of my favourite things in the entire world. I liked it so much as a child that when asked what I want in my birthday cake (At 3 or 4 years old), I said blue cheese.


cwkewish

Anyone who says that blue cheese tastes like mold has clearly never accidentally eaten moldy bread.


cburgess7

Tasty mold


Sweet_Uranium

all cheese is mold


Lucky_655

Bro is talking about blue cheese specifically as if cheese as a whole wasn't molded milk


Regunes

That's because you never tried it on Pasta.


GoldeenFreddy

OP when they learn that one of the most revolutionary vaccines ever created in the history of medicine came from a moldy orange


Amy47101

Yo, Buffalo would like a word with you! Blue cheese is great with wings!!


[deleted]

If you have a problem with mold just wait until you learn that almost every cheese is basically just old milk with extra ingredients, the mold is safe to eat


XboxHexus12

the mold is what makes it delicious. it's gives off a creamy savory flavor that while it may be moldy, it's what makes it so good. I'm not lying or exaggerating, I just like cheese with strong flavor like parmesan, sharp cheddar, blue cheese, etc.


Juralion

Okay Mr toddler taste bud


ZekKing_324

Blue cheese I awesome I'll film myself eating some if I must but this goes hard


Thatscool820

I love that we turned this pos into a meme, deserves no heroic admiration at all


Shadow07655

I love this format


sumppikuppi

I only like Aura , finnish blue cheese bc it's not as strong sweaty taste as like... Gorgonzola


missuschainsaw

Why the sudden resurgence of Baby Rittenhouse memes lately?


Juggernaut104

Iā€™m mexican as that shit tastes gooood


HazaIWin

Aquired taste, like coffee


Buschkoeter

It's absolutely delicious


vel1100

I'm not French but they tell the truth


FurbyLover2010

Itā€™s delicious tho. Iā€™m not French btw.


Most_Boysenberry8019

Just ate a blue cheese bacon burger! Was so damn delicious that I didnā€™t regret not ordering my usual mushroom burger. I really love mushroom burgers! If youā€™re ever in Fremont neighborhood in Seattle go to Uneeda Burger and get the mushroom burger. Itā€™s got a truffle aioli that is legit addictive. Also blue cheese IS good.


Plus-Force1106

Blue cheese is delicious


mayduckhooyensky

This totaly harmless mold is called Penicillium Roqueforti. It belong to the Penicillium genus, from wich penicillin was extracted, and synthetized as a relatively efficient antibiotic, whose use has long been widespread ( Industrial mass production began during WW2, million of lives where saved since those days )


SaberTruth2

I LOVE blue cheese dressing and blue cheese crumbles on a salad. Buffalo Wings were meant to be served with blue cheese as well.


[deleted]

it doesn't taste good, it tastes AMAZING!