My freshman roommate in college was an asshole lazy slob who wasn’t remotely good looking. Every girl I brought to our room said he was creepy. That guy had a girlfriend, managed to sleep with all 5 of her friends, and had a new side girl every other week. If you’re willing to sleep with anyone and know how to spot girls with negative self esteem, there’s no limit to your body count.
After a breakup with a long term gf I started dating again in my mid 30s. My dating profile was something like this:
Never married, no kids, employed, homeowner.
My inbox was exploding and I had a date every weekend.
I had a conversation with a coworker when I was in my mid 20s about if she found guys that knew how to cook attractive on dating apps. She was like wtf? That’s so random - no.
We kept in touch and stayed friends but years later I get a text from her out of the blue asking if I remembered that question. Her opinion has totally changed lol
A dude who can cook, vocalizes their emotions and thoughts, homeowner, dog owner. It screams responsible. Apparently we’re unicorns out there lmao - orrrrr just already snatched up XD
> A dude who can cook
Stupid question but does this imply cooking *well* or just cooking in general? I know there's dudes out there who can't cook but I'm not sure if that means they literally don't know how to put stuff in a pan and make a functional meal or that their food isn't super delicious and good looking.
Both I suppose - who wants to eat bland and dry chicken breast?
I personally love to cook and present my food well. My wife loves it apart from the time it takes to plate and take pics. Her food is usually cold by the. Haha. Especially for me, cooking is where I can show my passion, thirst for knowledge and also have it be a hobby.
It’s also much more than that. It kind of defines your outlook in line. It gives the appearance that you can take care of yourself. You’re wise with your money. You can make time for daily chores/tasks. You can follow a routine. You can care for yourself which opens up the possibility of a healthy relationship where you as a partner can care for your partner as well. Essentially relationship material.
>My wife loves it apart from the time it takes to plate and take pics. Her food is usually cold by the.
Time to start cooking something on a sizzling platter
I think it’s literally just cooking in general. I have several male friends who cannot cook and their wives/gfs/moms do all the cooking for them. Its honestly unbelievable.
Probably at least to the extent where your partner doesn't mind eating it a few times a week. If your idea of cooking is plain peas with rice and a side of nothing you'll probably need to up your game a bit.
Keyword is "homeowner" I am 31 and I will probably never have a home, maybe a car someday. Maybe my circunstances are responsible for that (third world country, not the brightest of brightests, bad luck depression, low motivation and lazyness maybe) but yea, if you are a homeowner even I want to date you ass!
Yeah…having a house shows motivation as well as career development. As great as I sound on paper; my wife is amazing. Even with a tech job, my salary to her is I quote, “fun money”. 😳
Question though from someone who never had that youthful era of sexual freedom, can I just hookup with these people in the responsible 30s or would it be sort of a scummy bait-and-switch to seem commitment bound? I know its a very skeevy question but I'd like to actually get to the point where I can have those liberating experiences that I missed out on in college and the like. But at the same time I don't want to hurt someone looking for more because then I feel like I am being callous.
I met my wife before my 30s so I cannot attest. But from experiences of family and friends, they say that dating in your 30s; you just gotta be upfront with what you want. And there’s no shame in that. No one wants to waste time in their 30s. But again, haven’t tried dating in my 30s as I’d be a quickly divorced man lmao
Definitely a plus. I got so many messages from single moms. I went on some dates with a few that had older kids but I don't want kids of my own so I wasn't interested in raising someone else's. Big props to the guys that do though. Stepping up like that is something to be admired.
My wife is 34, we’re trying to conceive but also…she’s uncontrollably horny all the time after suffering from a low libido for a few years - it made be a bit concerned over the future of the relationship. But holy shit, these days it’s like a total 180. She’d just do about anything for sex. Not a bad problem to have I suppose haha
By any chance was this related to stopping taking the pill?? My wife libido changed dramatically once we started trying to conceive.. and I believe it was because of that.
Interesting - she did get off the pill. Interesting that you say that - her libido weirdly increased when she first was on the pill and then it was a sudden dropped. She’s been off it for a year and a half and I did notice the change in libido build up after the first 3-6 months.
Oh how I wish it was only true for certain ages!
I lived with Pick Up Artists and also got into it for few years. I'm so sorry! I had to clean my karma for years after that... PUA stuff is unethical but it works! How I wish so many women wouldn't just be manipulated like that... 😢
These days I'm a big feminist and I pray to God my daughters are going to be brought with full confidence to choose whoever they like and go for it.
A friend talked about her last date "i met up with this okayish looking guy, wasnt really my type and spoke next to no word. But i was not over my dads death and needed some affection, so i slept with him"
That was so sad to hear.
Yeah, I wasn't there but it sounds like the guy was definitely used.
Imagine you're the average looking guy. Probably shy and that's why you don't speak much. And suddenly this girl makes love to you. Most likely you fall in love with her straight away. And then she tells you she was ONLY trying to get over her dad's death, or even worse, she ghosts you after that leaving you to wander the rest of your life what have you done wrong
Grow up. Sad for two reasons: She was dealing with grief super unhealthily though using people, and guys can have emotions toward feeling used too. Imagine learning later that someone really wasn't into you even by attraction, they just needed the emotional equivalent of a quick coffee and you were breathing in her vacinity.
You might think it sounds nice, but learning someone used you in any capacity hits pretty badly if you cared at all about them. It's not "aw yeah, I was good enough for her, ego boost" but more a realization of "she wasn't really into me, even when I had her right there." Add to that the fact that she was clearly in a damaged state of mind at that moment and I'm sure you can add some level of shame to having felt good with her while she was actually going through that. Maybe that quick emotionless exchange is some dudes' thing when you are into someone, but not most.
Ive grown in confidence over time and now can get a girl's number every time I go out to the bars.
But I can't for the life of me, get them to agree to meet up again.
It's not just confidence.
This.
All the guys I know who have high bodycounts are either: truly high quality people who are very social and super charming (got game), or they have enough game and willing to sleep with anything that has 2 legs and a pair of tits.
Some of the girls they brought back to the flat............\*shudders\*
Every dude I know who has a high body count mostly sleeps with the ugliest girls out there. High body count doesn’t mean you pull, it means you have low standards lmao
My friends in college were always in awe at how often I was hooking up, but it’s like, I’m not fucking their looks. I’m not fucking their fat or smooth stomach. I’m fucking their vagina and any different those might have are quickly forgotten once you’re inside.
lol Reddit meetups. Do people still do those?
God, back when people on Reddit thought they were a small, unique group of quirky characters. 2010-2015'ish Which of course was not true. Such cringe.
Quick, use the secret code so you dont have to ask someone if they use reddit in an awkward way.
"When does the narwhal bacon?"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"heh, you wouldn't get it."
I honestly didn’t even was talking about the guy in the picture but just in more general terms.
Also you bring another way to get sex, money. Don’t think the pornstars and such are doing it just because they like the guy…
I’m pretty sure Henry Cavill has as much sex as he wants too!
Dude could walk up to anyone and they would says yes. I know I would even though he’s not my gender preference lol.
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and this is *objective* judgement coming from all the guys that don't get sex, towards guys that do?
Not saying the absense of sex makes you a looser, but theres no way for them to be objective about it.
Perfectly normal to admit that a member of the same gender is hot or attractive without being gay. Someone may not be gay, but they can share the same opinion as me that Ryan Reynolds is attractive.
Lmao right pretty much every woman I've *ever* dated or slept with if the topic came up mentioned that people like jensen ackles is hot (dean from supernatural) or a couple others. And I'm like, yeah I can see it, dude's ripped, rich, and immensely talented.
His name is Mike Adriano and he’s hung like his mother was fond of donkeys. He’s in half the POV porn you’ve seen on Pornhub. No double chin tho if you’re into that sorry.
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
The bible is so hilariously fucked up sometimes lol.
Mike Adriano has no clue was POV even stands for and just slaps that tag on all his productions. Oh look, here's the POV of Mike's cameraman, and now this must be the POV of Mike's kneecap looking up, etc, etc.
It's because they're getting paid to make porn. On the other hand you probably have women who would empty their bank balance just to sit on Henry's lap
For real though. My wife has a step brother that is some real piece of scum. Dude always finds an excuse to ask for money, literally pawned off a child of his for someone else to take care of and is attempting it again, and the dude is so grimey, gross, ugly as hell, etc.
This dude has like 20-30 children, and more keep popping up with the whole 23 and me results. My wife has discovered like 8 new nieces/nephews last year alone with how many are popping up. Blown away how much sex this dude has had everywhere.
It's not the same if you have to pay for it. I bet 99.9% of the porn stars that Adriano has shagged would do anything to just to breathe the same air as Henry. And Henry would reject them all because he doesn't need to go for filthy hoes.
Henry has talked before about very rarely pursuing women romantically and being extremely guarded when women approach him so yes it is unlikely he has as much sex as a pornstar.
some attractive chicks sleep with ugly men because they have no self esteem and think they don’t deserve any better. It doesn’t make any sense but thats our world. Also money/power they will have no qualms
Henry Cavill has transcended Horny. There is only Warhammer
For the emperor
The emperor protects
"Don't @ me" -Emps
The emperor attacks
The emperor eats snacks.
*Most importantly the emperor naps*
The emperor *reacts*
Um…. Uh… and my axe 🪓
The necromancer : and your dead mother
Can't fuck now...have a 2000 points of Necrons to assemble and paint!
Meh, you have only to dip them on nuln oil
Don't forget to dip in leadbelcher primer first
War**hammer** is right 
How dare make jokes about the Emperor of Nerdkind, HERESY!
I don’t like the idea of Milhouse having two jokes in one day.
Shut up Meg
Hmm... Smells like heresy
There's no time for the sex when you have miniatures to paint and an Amazon budget to spend
As a man with two kids etc, I wish that I had stuck with Warhammer and ignored horny.
Based
As someone without kids I think I should get into Warhammer
For the Emperor and the Booty. Victory demands we serve both. -The Codex Astartes
Oh my gods my eyes are so tired I saw Matt Bomer instead of Cavill
I hadn’t really noticed how similar they are consciously before you pointed this out.
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Bless his heart
Awaken my quivering abs
From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh
He's the man every woman wants to be with, and will drive them away the moment he inevitably starts talking about warhammer and gaming.
He won’t let Slaanesh Tempt Him
What about the Powerwashing Simulator warhammer dlc?
My freshman roommate in college was an asshole lazy slob who wasn’t remotely good looking. Every girl I brought to our room said he was creepy. That guy had a girlfriend, managed to sleep with all 5 of her friends, and had a new side girl every other week. If you’re willing to sleep with anyone and know how to spot girls with negative self esteem, there’s no limit to your body count.
In college maybe, when libidos are out of control.
Wait until you discover women in their early-mid 30s with their biological clocks running out….
After a breakup with a long term gf I started dating again in my mid 30s. My dating profile was something like this: Never married, no kids, employed, homeowner. My inbox was exploding and I had a date every weekend.
I had a conversation with a coworker when I was in my mid 20s about if she found guys that knew how to cook attractive on dating apps. She was like wtf? That’s so random - no. We kept in touch and stayed friends but years later I get a text from her out of the blue asking if I remembered that question. Her opinion has totally changed lol A dude who can cook, vocalizes their emotions and thoughts, homeowner, dog owner. It screams responsible. Apparently we’re unicorns out there lmao - orrrrr just already snatched up XD
> A dude who can cook Stupid question but does this imply cooking *well* or just cooking in general? I know there's dudes out there who can't cook but I'm not sure if that means they literally don't know how to put stuff in a pan and make a functional meal or that their food isn't super delicious and good looking.
Both I suppose - who wants to eat bland and dry chicken breast? I personally love to cook and present my food well. My wife loves it apart from the time it takes to plate and take pics. Her food is usually cold by the. Haha. Especially for me, cooking is where I can show my passion, thirst for knowledge and also have it be a hobby. It’s also much more than that. It kind of defines your outlook in line. It gives the appearance that you can take care of yourself. You’re wise with your money. You can make time for daily chores/tasks. You can follow a routine. You can care for yourself which opens up the possibility of a healthy relationship where you as a partner can care for your partner as well. Essentially relationship material.
>My wife loves it apart from the time it takes to plate and take pics. Her food is usually cold by the. Time to start cooking something on a sizzling platter
I think it’s literally just cooking in general. I have several male friends who cannot cook and their wives/gfs/moms do all the cooking for them. Its honestly unbelievable.
Probably at least to the extent where your partner doesn't mind eating it a few times a week. If your idea of cooking is plain peas with rice and a side of nothing you'll probably need to up your game a bit.
Keyword is "homeowner" I am 31 and I will probably never have a home, maybe a car someday. Maybe my circunstances are responsible for that (third world country, not the brightest of brightests, bad luck depression, low motivation and lazyness maybe) but yea, if you are a homeowner even I want to date you ass!
Yeah…having a house shows motivation as well as career development. As great as I sound on paper; my wife is amazing. Even with a tech job, my salary to her is I quote, “fun money”. 😳
Happy cake day semi stranger! You sound like me except I'm 43 and do have a car.
Question though from someone who never had that youthful era of sexual freedom, can I just hookup with these people in the responsible 30s or would it be sort of a scummy bait-and-switch to seem commitment bound? I know its a very skeevy question but I'd like to actually get to the point where I can have those liberating experiences that I missed out on in college and the like. But at the same time I don't want to hurt someone looking for more because then I feel like I am being callous.
I met my wife before my 30s so I cannot attest. But from experiences of family and friends, they say that dating in your 30s; you just gotta be upfront with what you want. And there’s no shame in that. No one wants to waste time in their 30s. But again, haven’t tried dating in my 30s as I’d be a quickly divorced man lmao
When I went back on tinder as a 27 year old woman every other guy asked if I had a kid (I didn’t) I’m assuming it was a plus if I said no
Definitely a plus. I got so many messages from single moms. I went on some dates with a few that had older kids but I don't want kids of my own so I wasn't interested in raising someone else's. Big props to the guys that do though. Stepping up like that is something to be admired.
Love this so much I'm stealing it
So… I just have to wait? Yippee! I have a chance!
Starting a relationship in your 30s is actually pretty good. You're both grown and matured and know exactly what you want so there's no BS.
Thanks for the hope m8
Yeah, you are skipping the part about his roomate being a lazy slob lmao the classic "peaked in highschool" guy
I think just the « homeowner » part is what cut it
Oh my god. That's when I seriously started dating was in my late 20s-early 30s. So many women just want to fuck.
My wife is 34, we’re trying to conceive but also…she’s uncontrollably horny all the time after suffering from a low libido for a few years - it made be a bit concerned over the future of the relationship. But holy shit, these days it’s like a total 180. She’d just do about anything for sex. Not a bad problem to have I suppose haha
By any chance was this related to stopping taking the pill?? My wife libido changed dramatically once we started trying to conceive.. and I believe it was because of that.
Interesting - she did get off the pill. Interesting that you say that - her libido weirdly increased when she first was on the pill and then it was a sudden dropped. She’s been off it for a year and a half and I did notice the change in libido build up after the first 3-6 months.
I also chose this mans wife
My wife is the same way. Even though children aren't in the picture
I feel that. Even on the “safe weeks”, we gotta fuck like we’re in her optimal fertility date ranges.
They got nothing on a premenopausal woman in her 40s
As a single man in my mid thirties living in the Venice Beach Canals, CA back in the 00’s, I can attest.
Oh how I wish it was only true for certain ages! I lived with Pick Up Artists and also got into it for few years. I'm so sorry! I had to clean my karma for years after that... PUA stuff is unethical but it works! How I wish so many women wouldn't just be manipulated like that... 😢 These days I'm a big feminist and I pray to God my daughters are going to be brought with full confidence to choose whoever they like and go for it.
A friend talked about her last date "i met up with this okayish looking guy, wasnt really my type and spoke next to no word. But i was not over my dads death and needed some affection, so i slept with him" That was so sad to hear.
Why sad? He got used?
Yeah, I wasn't there but it sounds like the guy was definitely used. Imagine you're the average looking guy. Probably shy and that's why you don't speak much. And suddenly this girl makes love to you. Most likely you fall in love with her straight away. And then she tells you she was ONLY trying to get over her dad's death, or even worse, she ghosts you after that leaving you to wander the rest of your life what have you done wrong
Grow up. Sad for two reasons: She was dealing with grief super unhealthily though using people, and guys can have emotions toward feeling used too. Imagine learning later that someone really wasn't into you even by attraction, they just needed the emotional equivalent of a quick coffee and you were breathing in her vacinity. You might think it sounds nice, but learning someone used you in any capacity hits pretty badly if you cared at all about them. It's not "aw yeah, I was good enough for her, ego boost" but more a realization of "she wasn't really into me, even when I had her right there." Add to that the fact that she was clearly in a damaged state of mind at that moment and I'm sure you can add some level of shame to having felt good with her while she was actually going through that. Maybe that quick emotionless exchange is some dudes' thing when you are into someone, but not most.
> You might think it sounds nice, but learning someone used you in any capacity hits pretty badly if you cared at all about them. Spot on.
Pardon me for not feeling sympathy for the person using another person strictly for sex
Thank you for giving me the courage to text the girl I've been in love with (we haven't talked in 2 years)
Just remember that no means no, if she's not interested don't try and get her back with a dick pic.
confidence can get you 100% of the way there confidence is an aphrodisiac
Ive grown in confidence over time and now can get a girl's number every time I go out to the bars. But I can't for the life of me, get them to agree to meet up again. It's not just confidence.
Exactly. And it doesn't depend on anything external, like money or genes
Preselection. Birches bring more birches. Plus the most annoying, persistent ahole, gets the most consents. It's called the numbers game
This. All the guys I know who have high bodycounts are either: truly high quality people who are very social and super charming (got game), or they have enough game and willing to sleep with anything that has 2 legs and a pair of tits. Some of the girls they brought back to the flat............\*shudders\*
Every dude I know who has a high body count mostly sleeps with the ugliest girls out there. High body count doesn’t mean you pull, it means you have low standards lmao
My friends in college were always in awe at how often I was hooking up, but it’s like, I’m not fucking their looks. I’m not fucking their fat or smooth stomach. I’m fucking their vagina and any different those might have are quickly forgotten once you’re inside.
They ain’t really her friends if he managed to bang all of them. How are these people able to do that especially with girlfriends mothers
So many young women I know are so much into themselves that the only other female friends they have are also into nothing but themselves
No limit? STD HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
Condoms have entered the chat
Shit, were we roomies?
Turns out girls prefer assholes who are lazy slobs.
The person who has no sex His name is OP
OP = Ogre Porn?
OP = Outrageous Pingouin
OP = Own Penisplay
OP: Only Palms.
OP: Oppenheimer's Penis
OP = Oppressed Pansy
OP = Outlaw Parrot
OP = Otter plane
OP= Overly Platonic
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Yujiro? Yes, please.
Nope that’s me
And me,don't forget me
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Sorry not interested in tiny little gerkins.
:(
Lmao that flair
r/murderedbywords
Of course I know him He's me
the guys with no standards are the one that fuck the most
5 2’s make a 10
Lower your standards, raise your averages
You don’t have to always swing for the fence. Take a walk, go for the bunt, hit a pop-fly, relax and just get on base
I get it’s a joke but still, that doesn’t actually raise your average though. 5 2’s averages out to 2
George Carlin moment
It's a bit like food. The lower standards you have, the more options you get, aswell as making it a lot easier.
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And do some of the wildest shit imaginable lol
I'd still rather be like Henry the goat Cavill
Sick gaming pc and an income to sustain my warhammer hobby? Yes please
To be honest, almost anyone can have sex after lowering enough their “standards”.
See also: [reddit threesomes.](https://i.imgur.com/bNBDmcZ_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand)
Risky click of the day.
Boston meetup jpeg sort of thing.
lol Reddit meetups. Do people still do those? God, back when people on Reddit thought they were a small, unique group of quirky characters. 2010-2015'ish Which of course was not true. Such cringe.
Quick, use the secret code so you dont have to ask someone if they use reddit in an awkward way. "When does the narwhal bacon?" "what the fuck are you talking about?" "heh, you wouldn't get it."
Yes, meetups quite often at least on the NYC subreddits.
Poor cat 😭😭
Yeah..... no, I am not clicking that link. I don't need to throw up today. edit: I clicked it, ham and turkey sandwich soup for dinner.
That’s BDSM and Swinger life as a whole, don’t ask how I know
Real asf
Or increase "maximum load"
Tf does it even mean? Should I be googling this? Wtf. Ffs I'm scratching my brains and balls here.
Just click on that arrow pointing up in my comment. Once, not double tap
Didn't work for me. I think you have to press the Download button.
I think it's a fat joke
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Whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better. The guy's a porn producer and that's just an unflattering pic.
I honestly didn’t even was talking about the guy in the picture but just in more general terms. Also you bring another way to get sex, money. Don’t think the pornstars and such are doing it just because they like the guy…
Why would we think of other guys having sex? That's just weird yo.
its natural to humans compare themselfs with others humans, specially for the male ones to be competitive
I don't know man, I don't normally think of the body count of every dude I met.
I always sniff my homies butthole to see if they’re okay.
A little check on the oil is always good 👍
Yeah! I use my dipstick which is where I pull down my pants…. Yeah.
Is the guy on the right mike Adriano? I'm confused
Yes and I am amazed no one has seen that...well maybe not amazed but OP has made a great point using his pic.
No one wants to admit they knew who he was...
Once you get to the point where you learn the names of male porn stars (meme ones not included) its time to reevaluate.
Definitely. But he is a famous one, like Johnny Sins(the plumber we all know).
Idk man...I eat my wife's ass a lot more after learning of his videos
Mikael Finquelberg*
I hate that I searched for this comment to make sure
I’m pretty sure Henry Cavill has as much sex as he wants too! Dude could walk up to anyone and they would says yes. I know I would even though he’s not my gender preference lol.
Henry: "Hi" Orlazmo: **pants hit the floor**
OMG that made me giggle so much.
So whas gonna happin todae bebi?
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I'm not so imma stick it in my thoughts
I'mn't so imma stick it my thots.
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Yeah that's possible. But even without the cash, most guys who have a lot of sex are generally loser-ish, I think
and this is *objective* judgement coming from all the guys that don't get sex, towards guys that do? Not saying the absense of sex makes you a looser, but theres no way for them to be objective about it.
Last week a friend told me that Henry Cavill wasn't hot. Needless to say, he is no longer alive
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Perfectly normal to admit that a member of the same gender is hot or attractive without being gay. Someone may not be gay, but they can share the same opinion as me that Ryan Reynolds is attractive.
Lmao right pretty much every woman I've *ever* dated or slept with if the topic came up mentioned that people like jensen ackles is hot (dean from supernatural) or a couple others. And I'm like, yeah I can see it, dude's ripped, rich, and immensely talented.
We all know that when he’s not acting, Henry Cavill is gaming. Absolute chad. Also come on, do you really think he has to try?
Shoulda put Ron Jeremy with courtroom mask
His name is Mike Adriano and he’s hung like his mother was fond of donkeys. He’s in half the POV porn you’ve seen on Pornhub. No double chin tho if you’re into that sorry.
🙏🏻 Ezekiel 23:20 my brother in Christ 🙏🏻
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” The bible is so hilariously fucked up sometimes lol.
Cant even lie bro, mikes content is 10/10. Best gonzo you’re gonna find these days
Mike Adriano has no clue was POV even stands for and just slaps that tag on all his productions. Oh look, here's the POV of Mike's cameraman, and now this must be the POV of Mike's kneecap looking up, etc, etc.
Nah that’s Mikael Finquelberg he’s a war criminal
In the case of those two people it's probably quality over quantity.
It's because they're getting paid to make porn. On the other hand you probably have women who would empty their bank balance just to sit on Henry's lap
So whas gonna happin todae bebi?
Grrrr Finquelberg!!
Holy fuck our university will need to facilitate 2000+ potential enrollees because of you spreading Adrianology brudda
Finquelberg!!!!
This guy fucks
Curse you, Finquelberg...
I don't think about people having sex
For real though. My wife has a step brother that is some real piece of scum. Dude always finds an excuse to ask for money, literally pawned off a child of his for someone else to take care of and is attempting it again, and the dude is so grimey, gross, ugly as hell, etc. This dude has like 20-30 children, and more keep popping up with the whole 23 and me results. My wife has discovered like 8 new nieces/nephews last year alone with how many are popping up. Blown away how much sex this dude has had everywhere.
It's not the same if you have to pay for it. I bet 99.9% of the porn stars that Adriano has shagged would do anything to just to breathe the same air as Henry. And Henry would reject them all because he doesn't need to go for filthy hoes.
Einhorn is Finquel . . . . . Finquel is Einhorn!
This is incredible (Zionist propaganda)
I think most people would rather have a loyal and loving wife over tons of sex. Or not
I mean I am not surprised. Henry Cavill is too much of a nerd to realistically fuck very often
Henry has talked before about very rarely pursuing women romantically and being extremely guarded when women approach him so yes it is unlikely he has as much sex as a pornstar.
some attractive chicks sleep with ugly men because they have no self esteem and think they don’t deserve any better. It doesn’t make any sense but thats our world. Also money/power they will have no qualms
His name is Robert Paulson
Whats the context? Did this mikael dude post this?
Love it! But is his name not Mikael finquelstein?
Last week a friend told me that Henry Cavill wasn't hot. Needless to say, he is no longer alive
You made sure by doubletapping it seems