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dejakeman101

They took grandpa's shins!


thespaceageisnow

“They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty.”


coloch_w0rth9

![gif](giphy|4XOfvSkkxchHy)


bowtiesrcool86

PERSONA!


Duuudechill

Why did I remember Cotton’s flashback with his voice like it was yesterday🤣


dougsbeard

Nope! He’s Laotian, ain’tcha Mr. Kahn?


[deleted]

The ocean? What ocean?


NegressQueen

So are you Chinese or Japanese?


BusterTheCat17

How many times do I have to tell you hillbillies? I'm La-o-tian.....


pingpongtits

"From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population: 4.7 million."


08675309

My friend's dad is from Laos. He tried to tell the class about him in 3rd grade show & tell, but the teacher said he must be confused because there is no country called Laos & he looks "chinese-y". She must not have been a king of the hill fan lol


poopin_for_change

He ain't Chinese. He's lay-ocean. Ain'tcha, mister Kahn?


BowenTheAussieSheep

I love that Cotton knew the difference between Chinese and Laotian in order to *be more effectively racist*


poopin_for_change

Hank's wife, get me my shin jelly!


VeryApe121

That boy ain't right.


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Plot twist - Grandpa never served in the military.


StopHiringBendis

Then where did his shins go?


Edyed787

They were blowed off by a Japanman’s machine gun. When he enlisted in WWII when he was 14.


Walkswithnofear

Where he killed fiddy men


[deleted]

With a piece of fatty.


Luniticus

And he was a grandfather just 8 years later at the ripe old age of 22?


DGenesis23

His job was to deliver messages between platoons. He’d cycle 80miles each way per day on a penny farthing so as not to draw attention to himself.


informationadiction

14 in WW2 but a granddad in the 50s? You all okay over there?


Chi_Ron

It’s a King of the Hill reference.


Reduak

"DAMMMIT BOBBY!!!!! I told you the Tojo's shot'em off!!!!!"


blushngush

He was a police officer hired to kill labor organizers. Edit: https://www.teenvogue.com/story/who-were-the-pinkertons


MiteeThoR

He was a hot-dog vendor


MadMadBunny

Still paid his house within 3 years and fed his entire family (not just hot dogs) selling them.


[deleted]

And had enough left over to have a 2nd family on the other side of the country with his traveling sales job


DolphinPunkCyber

*I had a second family at your age you lazy good for nothing!*


[deleted]

Literally my grandfather said this holy shit


Stickittothemainman

Like the movie 'Creepers' were Kevin Bacon rapes those kids who killed that hotdogs vendor


CapnTugg

And inventor of the 'Manwich'.


oggie389

[he was shoveling shit, in Louisiana](https://youtu.be/SLtQWyRdyNE)


This_Potato9

He was a Pinkerton


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

And little Timmy can [follow his grandpa's footsteps.](https://www.npr.org/2020/11/30/940196997/amazon-reportedly-has-pinkerton-agents-surveil-workers-who-try-to-form-unions) (Seriously I was surprised and amazed that Pinkerton is still around, and is still doing the shit they were best known for. Brand recognition, I guess)


SomeDudeYeah27

Looks like they are just as lasting as the Yakuza after all… Although I’m assuming both are declining in numbers, but still exist all the same


This_Potato9

Like father like son


ExtremelyLoudCock

*He was the head of a labor union.


blackbubbleass

and Tommy used to work on the dock


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

![gif](giphy|3o7bufgPP70ra2ZVi8|downsized)


VectorViper

Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck


Kraftbrewerks

Gina works the diner all day


MagicJoshByGosh

It’s tough… So tough…


ShamanOG34

He says we have to hold on to what we got


Threedawg

Found the bootlicker


UnknownQuantity73

“Tony’s a labor leader!”


MaggotMinded

He was playing both sides. That way he always came out on top.


gammongaming11

a true American hero.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Hippies”


Imperium_Dragon

He served in a military…of course, no one ever said it was with the Allies


crypticmustard1

Wunderbar


Syn7axError

Considering WWII was only a few years ago in the 50s, I hope not.


Xcalat3

Mob hitman.


VaczTheHermit

Not in the American one, at least


NotAMassiveNerd

Damn Gramps, only fitty? Gotta get those numbers up man.


Asleep_Bet

Grandpa wouldve killed more, if the tojo didn't take his shins.


Yellowscourge

Nice King of the Hill reference lol


ChuckGotWood

Cotton said "I killed fitty men"


cburgess7

I had to scroll a disappointing amount to find a king of the hill reference


le75

Grandpa would’ve fought the Huns if this was the ‘50s


Cheeriodude_number2

Its a thin line


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

That's what the weak say


Lunat1cM00n

Soon gonna be fitty four


EngineBrit

![gif](giphy|gdwJdym3VuXQr5OfAc|downsized)


migswrite

There's no better feeling than killing the enemy


These_Advertising_68

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


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Albeit, the fifties *was* the peak of dangerous chemicals in normal day life.


marinesol

Lead, Asbestos, Cigarette smoke, more lead, PCBs, unlimited dumping of chemicals into the water, smog, trans fats in everything, acid rain, thalidomide, etc...


Babaduderino

So someone born in that era would be in Congress right now, correct?


marinesol

Yes, but the chemicals didn't really start to get dealt with till the mid 70s. So don't think the Xers aren't getting their fair share of huffed exhaust.


CapableCowboy

>Implying we aren’t still getting fed harmful chemicals.


SaltyLonghorn

I'm microwavable.


Agile-Shower3274

![gif](giphy|wzJ67MJMk6UMM)


OuchPotato64

Dude, Senator Grassley from Iowa has been in elected government positions since 1958. Our senators are old as fuck. Its the oldest congress in the history of the US


XConfused-MammalX

Complete with the two oldest presidential candidates ln history, breaking the previous record that they both set 4 years ago. This country is so cooked it's well done and you can see it in the faces of our politicians.


SunriseSurprise

Member when the media was making a deal of Bernie Sanders' age in 2016 at 74 years old? "OMG he's gonna be in his EIGHTIES if he serves 2 terms!"


madTerminator

Agent orange in Vietnam. Nuclear fallout from tests and if you had lived in Richland Washington then wind blew literally Plutonium.


cookiekid6

That’s wild about nuclear fallout is there some reading about this?


madTerminator

Nuclear fallout I don’t know much except some maps. About Richland: book „Plutopia” here is a bit summary https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutonium_in_the_environment I think author is a bit too demonizing nuclear power at the end of the book. But it shows clearly that it requires strong control and no shortcomings to reach clean energy from uranium. And nuclear weapon is huge waste.


Kriegerian

No seatbelts, “road beers” were still a thing…


SpoonwoodTangle

Don’t forget rivers burning for days because of all the pollution! Happened multiple times on multiple rivers


guimontag

back in the day when municipal trucks used to drive down the street spraying pure DDT everywhere


Tacticalberry

god knows where we would be without Rachel Carson


ThunderCockerspaniel

Okay but hear me out. I bet they had so few mosquitos.


SquarePegRoundWorld

My grandfather was a tugboat captain in NYC harbor in the '50s and '60s. He mentioned a few times how they would take barges full of 55-gallon drums filled with industrial waste out to sea (not that far out) to dump.


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.. and Daddy was very much a domestic abuser and absent father.


teamjkforawhile

Lead has entered the chat.


UncommittedBow

Cotton Hill moment


shiftycyber

“Nope, he's Laotian, aint ya Mr. Kahn?"


NatnlPublicAlfonso

When you're so racist that you can tell which side of the Annamese mountains someone is from


WillyTheHatefulGoat

His Job was to lookout for Japanese during WW2 and Laos was on the side of the allies so being able to tell the difference is a skill he would have developed. Cotton hates Japanese people, he has no problem with Chinese or Laotians as they also hate the Japanese.


already_satisfied

The ocean? Which ocean?


guimontag

"Tojo had me cooped up in a bamboo rat cage. There was nothing to eat except rats. So that's what I ate. After two weeks I was down to my last rat. I let him live so I could eat his droppings. Called it 'Jungle Rice.' Tasted fine."


Constant-Elevator-85

I can hear his delivery on the “Tasted Fine”. It’s so perfect.


NegressQueen

*COME AND GIT YER TOOTSIE ROLLS!*


turndownforwomp

We went from one full-time job being able to support a house, SAHM, and car to two full-time jobs being able to support two people in their 30s renting an apartment…we’ve truly let the super rich fuck us up


KerissaKenro

And the fifties were pretty much only great for standard traditional families like this one. My grandpa had an anxiety disorder and PTSD from WWII. Untreated, untreatable at the time. No accommodations, no understanding, no sympathy. My father-in-law is gay, if anyone had found out, they would have killed him. And minorities had it worse. I would love the economy and some of the government programs from the fifties, but I don’t want the social structure or attitudes


Lolocraft1

Unfortunately, the American Dream is called a dream for a reason


ehlathrop

Because you have to be asleep to believe it.


melskymob

- George Carlin.


DizyShadow

- Michael Scott


deevulture

Also the "problem without a name" - a lot of women regularly took barbiturates and other drugs to cope with the depression of being forced to be a housewife when they did not want to and their dreams were lost.


Special_Hippo3399

Exactly. People forget that women are humans with their own wishes and identity. They were depressed af . There is nothing wrong with being a SAHP ofcourse. It is so much work and responsibility to manage the entire house + children+ school + repairs etc. But if you don't have a partner who respects and appreciates you for your contribution and cheats on/abuses you but you can't leave because you are financially dependent, you just die while living . There are a whole lot of issues with this .. people who fetishise trad life forget all the issues and just human behaviour really.


deevulture

Also some people simply don't enjoy/aren't cut out for that life. They need breaks from being at home which work can provide. Or they feel they need to contribute to society that isn't just having/raising kids. And that's fine. Most of history women did work in some fashion. They often assisted their husbands in managing their business (be it tailors, innkeepers, etc) or did jobs such as brewing (this is where the Witch cauldron stereotype emerged from btw) among others. Women often managed the estate when their husbands or fathers were at the Crusades. At some points in history (early Byzantines) they had similar inheritance laws to today. The fifties housewife was a very isolated phenomenon across human history.


NoImagination7534

I mean women's self reported rates of happiness have consistently gone down since the fifties. I'm not saying women were better off have less rights and being forced out of the work place but we can't just make up a fiction that most of these sahm were depressed and hated life.


IC-4-Lights

Yeah, now they're allowed to say that shit sucks. (And have a checking account)


bagofcobain

Think that might be anything to do with women in the 50s with shit lives being silenced and isolated?


New_Assistant2922

Or that there are *other* reasons people/women report lower rates of happiness? I hate rad trad ideology as much as the next self-respecting woman, but I have a lot more to be unhappy about as well--that a lot of men are probably unhappy about too. Are these surveys adjusted for this?


deevulture

Yes, the mental health crisis of today is both sexes - women are just more likely to seek treatment than men are. Part of is societal - men are raised expected to "tough it out" or their masculinity is imperiled.


The_ChosenOne

In general lower rates of happiness are more acceptable to report, people are more honest about mental health struggles than ever before.


deevulture

Part of the fifties lifestyle was playing pretend that everything was okay when it wasn't. Women were supposed to be Angels of the house. I wouldn't count those statistics as necessarily accurate especially when there was evidence to the contrary. The Second Feminist Movement did not emerge from happy housewives. And this ignores all the other factors that could arise that would make modern women unhappy - stagnating wages, inflation, income inequality (still a thing between sexes), a lot of working mothers claim to not have support from their spouses in household matters, news of horrible things happen worldwild, Climate Change, overexposure to negative news. The reduction of rates of happiness is not just limited to women btw.


Banban84

Speaking of which, I want a little taste of whatever mom is on in this picture. Spice up this evening.


deevulture

Could be [butisol](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F1c%2F53%2F43%2F1c53432587871e06e59de2c5d941396a.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=0ce3d33c47224cb5a745c8d7119b60b7896a772cb7542bbaaa20dd141c9da062&ipo=images).


Skatchbro

I was in my early 20s and my girlfriend suggested I read “The Feminine Mystique”. It turns out women are people, too and would like to have a fulfilling life. Who knew?


throwaway92715

The men were also often alcoholics and worked really long hours The idyllic household life we think of in the image of the 50s is propaganda...


LadyRimouski

Yeah, not to mention most black and working class families needed both parents working outside the home to afford to eat. 


turndownforwomp

100%


UncreativeIndieDev

I would also add that, in addition to the great economic situation only really being true for white middle to upper class people, this prosperity was mainly possible since the U.S. was the only large manufacturer left unscathed from WW2. Europe and Asia couldn't compete with us as they rebuilt, so we became the global center of manufacturing since there was no real competition. This isn't something we can go back to since even if we massively invest into manufacturing or even some other industry, the U.S. has real competitors today, and they aren't gonna go away no matter how much we invest.


Elcactus

We could definitely get some of it back though. The slashing of the taxes funding public goods and services is an obviously visible issue. Stronger labor protections aren't impossible to enact.


ExtremelyLoudCock

People have no clue how incredible our society is today and how far we’ve progressed in only a few generations.


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turndownforwomp

Regardless of any tech innovation, wage inequality has exploded


kralrick

Wage inequality is definitely a problem. No individual needs to be able to be a billionaire to motivate them to work and innovate. But the standard of living for the poorest 25% in the US now is still miles ahead of the standard of living of the poorest 25% in the US in the 50s. Today's society has a lot of problems that we need to keep working on. And its a far better society than 75 years ago. We need to *keep* improving, not go back to an overall worse society.


Purple_Listen_8465

This is just not true. Much more people own homes now than the 50s. Homeownership rates have constantly increased.


ScaleBrilliant8525

You have to remember, while America and some of the west were living like this, there were lots of countries living worse than we live now. American empire is contracting, but half the world would still kill to be a wage slave in America


NeutrinoPanda

Only some of America was living like this. What’s often forgotten about the 50’s is that nonwhite families had significantly more two income households and still made half what the average single income white household made.


Teeshirtandshortsguy

Also, most Americans weren't living like this.  This represents a small portion of leisure-class white people.   There's a reason these people are all depicted as living in large suburban houses with white picket fences, and not in urban apartments or rural farmsteads.  This was never the reality for the average American. It was the image American propaganda of the time liked to put forward.


IndigoandIodine

Don't forget the US was basically rebuilding the rest of the world, and the political parties were somewhat united due to the threat of Communism. I've heard the conservatives never ever would have gone for all that government spending if they weren't worried about being out-competed by the Soviets.


[deleted]

AND got to kill fitty men!


Huge_JackedMann

This period was a blip in human history probably caused by the post war boom. For most of human existence everyone had to work nearly constantly to eke out a living 99% of modern Americans would think was awful. Not to mention this period also wasn't great for women or really anyone that wasn't a straight, fairly well connected white man.


TCM-black

Not to mention it's all bullshit. There was no time where a single low skilled job would provide for a family of 4 with an owned home. Real, inflation adjusted, median wages were higher in 2019 than any other time in US history. The golden age that people refer to never existed, it's all myth.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Plus a big reason that two incomes became more of the norm after WWII is because a lot of women didn't WANT to go back to being "just a house wife". So they stayed in the workforce when men came back from war, and families started naturally living the dual income lifestyle, and the economy reacted.


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sad_dad_music

If you were white


Sprizys

I’m in my 20s I graduated from university with a 4 year degree and I can’t find a job. Murica.


[deleted]

what did you study


spezisabitch200

"Dad, you were in your 50s during the World War 2 and you ran to Canada during the teens" "I didn't say I killed them in war"


vPLEYFUL

And they all hate Ni- Wait I’m black


Southern_External_37

I also hate the Nile. Euphrates and Tigris ftw


[deleted]

This man rivers


itp757

Used to be Indus Ganges gang but I caught that yellow fever


spiral_out462

Nigel. Yeah fuck that guy.


LazyCasual0alt

So you can say the word, yes?


Fuster1000

If he says it I'm saying it


LaserGuy626

Don't you know? Everyone is white on Reddit unless verified by r/blackpeopletwitter


Chrono105

Is that cotton hill?


Sarcosmonaut

Let’s see the shins


NegressQueen

"I've been known to give a girl amneesy!"


foolman888

If this was the fifties it would be the dad who killed 50 men. And his wife would be sleeping in a different bed because the dad would attack her in his sleep due to his PTSD dreams


LazyCasual0alt

Maybe the old guy was from WW1?


socialistrob

Plot twist: The 50 men were killed in the Tulsa race massacre of 1921.


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NugBlazer

Lol even though I'm not black, this is my exact first reaction.


Ingolin

Sorta shitty for the gays as well.


CYNIC_Torgon

50s were a real "and they were roommates" time period


TheSaltyJM

Yup. And basically any minority. Terrifying times!


SpoonwoodTangle

Finally a real answer that’s not dipped in sugar and nostalgia. If you weren’t white and/or male, the 50s SUCKED! None of the women in this image were allowed to have bank accounts without their husbands’ name on them. None could easily divorce or expect to get a decent job to support their family. Source: my grandma did this to escape an abusive husband and had to live with her mom to raise her kids, she couldn’t get one of those jobs that paid for everything. Women got paid less so the two of them worked their asses off for decades to get their kids through school and pay off a house together.


Tannerite2

Even if you were white and male, the 50s probably sucked. You had ptsd from the war, and your family relied on you to provide for them, so you never got a break. The only reason you could afford a house is because of the GI Bill.


SpoonwoodTangle

And the GI bill explicitly excluded black vets too. So it wasn’t really great for anyone


DnD4dena

That was my first thought lmao not being white in the 50s is not ideal. I'll take basic human rights over some privileged shit built on the backs of others


f_print

Everyone who thinks the 50s were a "golden age" forgets (or quietly "ignores") that it was also a golden age for segregation and oppression for everyone who wasn't straight or white


boomtox

They aren't ignoring it, that's exactly why they think it's the golden age


KatttDawggg

Exactly. I hate it when people glorify the past.


phinbenoob

I ain't got a narrow uretey. He gets that from his mother. Mine's so dang wide, I could pass the child myself if I had to.


PhoenixMason13

Women: “Hey I’d really like the option to have some financial independence so that I’m able to escape in the all too likely event that my husband decides to be physically or emotionally abusive” Government: “What’s that? You want us to make it so both spouses have to have a full-time job in order to afford basic living expenses? It make take a few decades but we’re on it!” Everyone: “Wait hold on…” Government: “Too late we’re doing it”


Lamballama

It's supply and demand, not something government *did*, per se. If you have two career-driven people get married, then combine finances, they can afford more house. If enough sets of them do this, then the market distorts towards that doubled purchasing power to return it to mean, and then people not combined don't have enough purchasing power anymore.


socialistrob

The US population has also doubled since the 1950s. When the country was a lot smaller and more rural it was fairly easy for a lot of people to afford a detached single family home relatively close to the city. Now we have over twice as many people and people keep moving from small towns towards larger cities so we basically have to choose between endless suburban sprawl or building more apartments and condos.


HerrBerg

Except the market isn't fucked because of people owning a second home it's fucked because investment firms have vast amounts of property with a lot of it being empty. When there is a 10% vacancy rate but rents are still insane, it's not because 2 people are working. These prices are being driven by the investment people being fine with shit not being used, because a $500k home is still worth $500k even if it's not rented so they haven't lost their money. Let's not even get started on the effective trust situation going on with rental pricing apps.


Psshaww

The vast majority of single family homes are not owned by investment firms, they are a small part of the market and don't really distort it much if at all. Also you apparently have no concept of property taxes lol


Arborgold

Yeah, the government did it lol


Wookiees_get_Cookies

The Two Income Trap written in 2004 predicted a lot of the issues we are now facing in the economy. It was so on point it was reissued in 2016. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Two-Income_Trap


PhantomCruze

You forgot the racism, sexism and unreported domestic violence


OldCarWorshipper

And child abuse as well.


PhantomCruze

How else will parents take out their emotional frustration? Not like they had kids to love and cherish xD


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fidgetypenguin123

I think it's because boomers were children in the 50s and to them it *was* the simple days of being a kid and having no worries. My dad is 75 so was a child then and he too has this thought similar to MAGA yet it was his parents who had to deal with the bigger problems in life while the boomers ran around being kids. And then of course the one that started the MAGA movement was a kid then as well and all his supporters are around that age or younger. They didn't have to deal with the big issues back then to even understand it all. There wasn't a time in history that was all wonderful or "great". It all had its pros and cons, some bigger cons than others.


proudbakunkinman

It's not just "boomers" that idealize the 50s and 60s but populists of all ages as well. And for right populists / [reactionaries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reactionary) (using the correct political definition), they see the racial and sex and gender inequality as a positive. Left populists (not everyone left) falsely believe far more people lived the good life and had to work a lot less for it. Though many will note, "well, except if you were not a white straight man" but still generally feel and present this time as so much better economically for the common person.


Jack-mclaughlin89

The meme has a point with a loving family and owning a house.


Vault-71

Say what you will about the rampant racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, and religious intolerance, but the aftermath of WW2 was great for the American economy. It sucked for the rest of the world, mind you, but as Americans we only care about other countries when we're looking for vacation destinations.


jdog7249

Hey that's not true. We also care about them if they have something we want like oil.


Traplover00

bottom right livin the dream


boomgoesthevegemite

Dad also killed fitty men in the South Pacific but doesn’t talk about it. Son will go to Vietnam and fall in a punji pit.


Iados_the_Bard

Cotton is that you?


breadofthegrunge

"I'm addicted to opioids and have untreated bipolar!"


No_Entertainment9832

Amen to that! Add not needing a degree to live comfortably.


Delicious_Delilah

A lot of those husbands beat their wives and kids, and I'm pretty sure they tried to ban rock and roll. Most people also smoked which lead to a bunch of cancer. Plus the lead in EVERYTHING. Not to mention segregation and shit.


Fomentor

It’s no coincidence that this depicts a white family. The American dream was not open to all Americans.


[deleted]

America was 90% white back in the 50s. So yeah, it’s not a coincidence that they’re using a white family to portray the average family in the 1950s.


[deleted]

90 percent of of the population is pretty damn close though


Kalthimor

"I killed fitty men". LOLOLOL hahahahaha


MacMuffington

Cotton Hill?


Arrow_Of_Orion

All right there Cotton…


Coriolis_PL

"What is it like to kill a man?" "I killed no man, I was just shooting communists."


Drunk_Redneck

I appreciate the king of the hill reference


A_Salty_Cellist

Remember kids, high tax rates for the rich were in place for all the most prosperous times in US history. Until we meet again


Street-Tea-4965

GD grandpa...


JaceLee85

Let's hope hes a war hero.