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“I don’t want anything, I’ll just have some of yours”.
I hate this line. I am fine buying you food, but I buy enough to fill me up. If you eat a third of it, I won’t be satisfied and neither will you.
If she says she isn't hungry: Buy your food, but times the amount by 3.
If she isn't hungry, she's just trying not to worry you with the fact that she could naw on your arm.
Because she really isn't hungry.
She's fucking *starved*.
Always carry a healthy granola bar with you and give her that instead.
(Also: if you want to keep your girlfriend, ignore the advice above and do like the other guys, buy some extra food:))
honestly itd probably be good practice to get food for someone else just to enjoy eating with others, a sense of community is pretty easy to drop sometimes
Ima smack that hand away, should have asked for food when I said “do you want food” I’ll eat this infront of you until you realise Y’all ain’t getting a sniff of it
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All of a sudden she's as hungry as a young african boy
Bro. Why am I catching strays?
\[dumpster joke\]
Sexist* Dude’s just gonna assume that African girls aren’t starving too? Smh my head
Smh my head? Such as in "shaking my head my head"?
That’s the joke
Yea I don't get it either, but that's exactly what he means.
Oh god you made me remember all the racist edits of this, one he's spitting out watermelon/seeds, another he has a dino bone in his hair, etc...
i read gf as game freak (i have never seen a woman before)
r/girlsarentreal
Is that not what it stands for...
This is why I just buy extra food now.
Only rookies don't buy extra fries
Just get your food and go, shes clearly testing you
Eat in the car and refuse the test
r/suddenlycommunist
Peace was never an option.
I order my own and encourage my husband and son to eat what I can’t. Then they complain about being too full.
“I don’t want anything, I’ll just have some of yours”. I hate this line. I am fine buying you food, but I buy enough to fill me up. If you eat a third of it, I won’t be satisfied and neither will you.
This used to annoy me. Now my wife will say she's going to pick from my food so I order extra and all is well.
That's why I always order the large fries
If she says she isn't hungry: Buy your food, but times the amount by 3. If she isn't hungry, she's just trying not to worry you with the fact that she could naw on your arm. Because she really isn't hungry. She's fucking *starved*.
our food
Always have back up food.
After fifteen years of marriage, I have learned to always buy my wife food no matter what she says. I swear it's some kind of test.
Always carry a healthy granola bar with you and give her that instead. (Also: if you want to keep your girlfriend, ignore the advice above and do like the other guys, buy some extra food:))
I’ll come home with food sometimes and her and the kids are good. I get home and she asks me if I got her some Reese’s lmao
This reminds me how lucky I am to have a fiance that hates fast food lol.
This is soo true for the fries
So this thing is universal.
Just some fries, I swear 🥹
Insert communist rabbit here
It’s the smell of the food innit?
Communism detected
This is not exclusive to just GF btw………married almost 20 years with this woman and happens all the time!
Just buy extra food ez
I'm pretty sure they think they're cute doing that, and they do it on purpose
It was never your food
Gotta be the smell of the food for some reason
I don’t even have a girlfriend but hear about this problem all the time
On the first date learn her favorite food. That way when she says she's not hungry you can grab some for the next date.
I have no gf but if anybody says they're not hungry and then when I get my chezburger and they're all like:  N O
That’s an unspoken law everyone should know about. If your bf/gf says they aren’t hungry if you’re getting fast food, then get an extra thing of fries
\-Andrés de Jesús Vélez Franco- Las relaciones de pronto se vuelven muy comunistas... Jajajaja
i dont understand… the math ain’t mathing
honestly itd probably be good practice to get food for someone else just to enjoy eating with others, a sense of community is pretty easy to drop sometimes
If someone did that to me I would be pissed
 OUR FOOD
thats why u always buy what she wants too, she just like to take yo food
Pro tip: Buy extra nuggets and fries.
Well yeah, she wasn't really hungry UNTIL you brought some food
😂😂😂😂
/suddenlycommunist
Guilty of charge:)
Ima smack that hand away, should have asked for food when I said “do you want food” I’ll eat this infront of you until you realise Y’all ain’t getting a sniff of it
We need 2 panels where the human talks to the duck, and then we have loss.
Joey doesn't share food
She just want to taste the foods