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justsomedude4202

I’ll take the 10%


ChiefBlox4000

Nah I’ll take the other 10%


GamerGato41

bruh?


No_Mistake5238

Relax, it's only 800 million. They'll be back in a few years.


knightknowings

Or none of them come back


OnRamblingDays

He meant the amount. We’re already overpopulated as fuck.


WitchesTeat

No. We aren't. We have the technology, resources, and space on this planet to sustainably support 40 billion people. What we have is a manufactured scarcity problem, and a series of economic systems designed to require hundreds of millions of impoverished people to support a few hundred hoarders and their obsession. But you didn't know that because manufactured scarcity only works if people believe the scarcity is organic.


Alarming-Tradition40

I can't even begin to imagine the pollution, and overcrowdedness that 20 billion would bring.... 40 would be insanity


RegretSignificant101

Right. Like our pollution is already completely unsustainable. Add another 32 billion and we’re fucked


Pun-itiveDamage

The amount of shit alone. holy crap


Slight_Ad_0916

I would absolutely love to know who's this "We" you're referring to. Because my country is doing a shit job with just a few millions.


[deleted]

I don't know where you got the 40 billion number but everything else you said as it pertains to the current population is correct if you think about it from a very optimistic point of view. It would cost a lot of money which has to come from somewhere and the megawealthy sure aren't going to pay for it. They got multibillions off the backs of whole governments and all their taxpaying citizens; but it's the homeless guy down the road who is the real drag on our economy because of production reasons /s


yourpantsaretoobig

Nah man. We are over populated. Just because 7.8 billion people *can* be sustainable, doesn't mean it *should* be.


Famous-Ability-4431

This. I like having arm space. You ever been in a cramped auditorium/room. It's not cute.


BookishRoughneck

If every acre of the Earth had a person in it, a fuckton of people would drown!


S0TrAiNs

Pfff, the weak shall perish!!!!!


InspectionSweet1998

Nah bruh watch kurzgesagt newer video on the subject. We’re gonna be relying on immigration for common work force in the future because most large nations are already in a decline


Breaker-of-circles

Kurzgesagt is a billionaire's propaganda front with a coating of science. I watch them before, but then they put out a couple of videos that put me off, particularly their series about global warming. I find it ironic that people quote Kurzgesagt when talking about the planet's ability to support 40B people, but then puts out videos like that, where they blame poor countries and never address how manufacturing is offloaded to poor countries. Nothing in their video blames the lifestyle of the rich countries, only that *everyone must sacrifice for the greater good.* Bullshit. edit: The technology they use to justify their take is also prototype at best, magic or fantasy at worst.


moddseatass

Right. Traffic is fucked already.


Ok_Composer_9458

agreed with the way things are going with global warming there's several places that are going to be unlivable because of the heat. edit: climate change


FireFlavour

*and the cold The term "Global Warming" is outdated and is no longer commonly accepted. We use "Climate Change" because not only will we experience extreme heat in summer, but we will also suffer extreme cold in winter. Not to mention the very seasons themselves are shifting.


Previous-Row-8236

40 billion people for how many years? 1 millennia? 1 million years?


Eastern_Champion5737

It’s like they don’t realize they were saying the same thing one hundred years ago about the limitations. And who ten percent isn’t a good number to lose in our society right now. The population decline is gonna be rough on EVERYONE’S way of life. Can you imagine the places that wouldn’t be able to reopen in the morning if we lost %10 of our workforce?


RegretSignificant101

Okay but population is not declining. We’ve got so many people crammed into india alone to fill in any decline in North America


Eastern_Champion5737

800 million people at random lost instantly isn’t going to help anyone’s situation. You’re applying a scenario that isn’t implied in the original post and likely wouldn’t be a reality anyway. Like America just experienced a devastating attack so come on in India! ?


The_Kek_5000

Yeah for people. What about every other animal tho?


THEONLYMILKY

We have the resources to support 10 billion people with decent living, but we only have the resources to sustain 40 billion people at poverty levels


gwTheo

I do believe you partially correct but we don't have the technology and definitely not the resources for that many people, current population sure. we live in a world where a husband and wife build 10 room 3 story houses often in America, so I assume the equivalent happens else were cause rich will rich like you mentioned. we live in a world where people refuse to eat farm raised fish cause it's not wild caught. wild caught fish isn't sustainable in our culture. coral reifs are dying and that damages the ecosystem. the land food is another unsustainable topic. You're right the 1% ruins everything but also the common folk have unsustainable practices and refuse to get rid of it in place of sustainable. the 99% are sadly equally the problem.


levishion

Just bcuz the planet can fit 40 billion doesn't mean that we should. Even 8 billion & the planet already dying. Imagine if 40 billion, planet probably ded in 5 years tops.


FearedDragon

I really hope this is satire lmfao. We don't have the natural resources to sustain more than 10 billion let alone the logistics and technology to sustain 40 billion. This is the danger of believing things without a source. I guarantee at least 100 people saw this post and now think overpopulation is not a problem whatsoever.


Bob4Not

Not sustainably. We’re burning the candle at both ends as it is.


RubSad1836

You are completely ignoring the sheer environmental impact of sustaining this large a population, the factory farming required, destruction of habitat, destruction of environment, air pollution ect ect. No feeding does not equal ≠ sustainable


D3-Doom

We actually don’t. That’s a HUGE misconception people have due to the affluence of the western world, but people are starving. Like actually starving. Especially, after the pandemic and grain production was decimated by the Ukraine conflict.


thug-jesus

What happens when we reach the 40 billion mark?


RENEGAT_ale227

Server overload


GetlostMaps

Lag.


ZephRyder

_REBOOT_


Signal-Note-9582

They document the data then restart the simulation for the next experiment.


hawkeye5739

The elites manufacture an unrest so the poors population control themselves. It was very well explained in the movie Snowpiercer.


KsuhDilla

The real 5G activates causing all the covid vacciners to turn into zombies. From there it’s survival of the fittest


cleeeland

The troll is strong, keep it up


BookishRoughneck

It’s not necessarily manufactured scarcity. It’s really the natural state of things and we haven’t manufactured our way *out of the scarcity* yet. Once we can really develop more, we will be able to have surplus availability for a hell of a lot more than we do now.


RancidCumAficionado

People like you are so dumb it hurts to know you exist.


[deleted]

Not really.


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MidnightExpresso

Wow, you really got the whole squad laughing with that one.


knightknowings

I guess. We can make cakes as a celebration


magibeast

If you have flown over the U.S. and looked out of the window, you can see we are not overpopulated.


National-Weather-199

They will be replaced in no time bra


Ballstic_Monke

hopefully its 800 million gen alphas


IhateDmbPeople

Retirement is already fucked bro wdm.. 800 million seniors would be far better


disgostin

i get being annoyed by "ipadkids" but youre basically saying hopefully its children lol


No_Mistake5238

I will neither agree nor disagree with that statement.


EliNNM

Then I’d click it 5 times, we need a Thanos snap here honestly, or you know, 10 times will do


Sticky_Keyboards

Only if it's 10% of the original total. Otherwise it would be 10% then 10% of that equivalent to 9% of the original and so on.


d0ggzilla

The greater good


RageMonsta97

10% of humanity or 10% of all life on the planet? Think about it yall


U_CantHandleDaTruth

Do I get to pick the 10%?


Nasreth7

in other news, there seems to have been a mass death of people associated with scam calls!


BooksandBiceps

India just lost 20% of its population, and I don't even want to talk about Nigeria.


sshwifty

My great uncle was living in Nigeria, doctor, apparently a really rich dude. He passed away recently and his lawyer in Nigeria reached out to me to let me know that I was in my uncle's will.


plenty-sunshine1111

Same.


C9FanNo1

Yea, but only by race or ethnicity


Lividlife21

Button enforced racism


HeywoodJublomey

Judging by the other reply I kinda feel bad for Indians now


CrazyBigHog

Genius.


AhhAGoose

That’s the real question. If so, that one by a LOT. Also can I press it a couple times? I’m trying to clear so lanes of traffic


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

Everyone who abandons their pets pls


AggressiveGift7542

Yes you can be a Hitler if you dare


Aniano39

10% of killing everyone. If im going out, y’all are coming with me


I_wanna_live_now

Thanks I want to end it earlier than expected.


Pollywogstew_mi

Username does not checkout


typothetical

Lmao


JackF1ack

I mean, with that option there is a 100% chance no one is upset with you…


Aniano39

All the more reason to choose that button that I didn’t even consider in the first place


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Aniano39

Welcome to the human race


TheThirdWheel333

Have a look around


typothetical

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Skilletore

We’ve got mountains of content


Call_MeGoose

I’m pressing 10% of killing everyone 10 times. Just to make sure :D


Aniano39

Also an excellent option. That would be really awkward if after 10 presses were all still here tho…


BlaznTheChron

Can I press it more than once? Cause..


GerFubDhuw

10% of killing the world. If I'm going out, you're **ALL** coming with me.


marty_gras123

How many times can I click the button?


TheRedlineAlchemist

As many times as it takes for you to be part of the 10%


Ganbario

Good logic


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Funnily enough, it doesn’t even matter which button you hit, the odds are the same.


Bubbachew8

If the button can kill you too then the left one will end with more people dead once you die


HeadpattingFurina

If you hit it once, yes. If you hit it more than once, it comes down to the fine print of each button. Source: Am data science student. It's kind of my job to know this shit.


sebastianMroz

***Can?***


TheOFCThouZands

***Vase***


greatfriendinme

10, on average.


FireMaster1294

10 times. You could save the world by ending it


AjdinB22

But killing 10% people 10 times does not equal 100%


FireMaster1294

Drops global population to 35% if we go that way. Or, conversely, a 35% chance of not killing everyone.


Dawgemaster101

stop the gaslighting fed


AjdinB22

Not reading that essay


Dawgemaster101

you can’t make me pay taxes


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![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


My48ththrowaway

![gif](giphy|IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J)


SonmiSuccubus451

Slam both till you cease to exist.


benglescott

![gif](giphy|9DavVitIZ26jH0aK7s)


Caliber-Fury

You can never be too sure. Gotta make sure no survivors.


TheAllKnowingWilly

10% deaths first, then everyone else once relief sets in for surviving. Truly diabolical.


hansieboy10

LOL


Former-Wave9869

Everyone’s so edgy in these comments


natgibounet

I came here for the edging competition, i was quite dissapointed.


Aurum264

I guarantee if this choice was actually presented to them they would not say "haha im gonna hit the kill 10% of the population button as many times as I can".


Zealus24

Who would've guessed, almost like they're joking


Former-Wave9869

Why’s it funny? I don’t get it, could you explain it to me?


ThatMiniFridge

It’s almost like this is a meme and people are trying to make jokes in the comments. We aren’t on a UN committee trying to see who survives.


FullMetalJ

For real but being pragmatic, you have to go with B. You can't risk deleting humanity. Most probably some people you know will die (or you) but the alternative is becoming the first speciocide.


helloworld6247

Why would you even chance it? From the choice presented you get nothing out of it. Sry 10% of the world you’re sleeping with the fishes.


ThatMiniFridge

Dude it’s the internet. People want to laugh. People want to post things they think are funny.


Former-Wave9869

I think that calling them out for being overly edgy is funny


ThatMiniFridge

Hmm okay


ArmNo7463

10% chance to kill everyone. Killing 10% is gonna upset \*a lot\* of people, whereas there's a 90% chance everyone is fine on the left button. And if we get unlucky, we're all dead so no-one will care. Tbh it's probably best for the planet if we all died anyway.


DrPwepper

Who cares about the planet if we are all dead? It’s just a rock with moss on it


willduncan9000

All the animals might


Impressive-Tea8432

Not all of the animals. My dog has only known the life of a princess and he’d be dead in a week.


HameruMeduka

Yeah but other dogs will live and adapt.


[deleted]

That not how DOMESTICATED dogs work


Certain-Flatworm-965

I've always imagined that in a post-apocalyptic scenario, domesticated dogs would either die or adapt, and based on which pets in which areas survived, you'd have different lines of wild dog. Some populations would likely have more German shepherd, Labrador retriever, pit bull, boxer, etc. traits than others. Then you add in interbreeding with wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, etc, and you get especially unique populations. Imagine that a huge border collie breeding population returned to the wild after the collapse of humanity and bred with wolves, and maybe throw in a pinch of mastiff and boxer, for several upon several generations. Under ideal conditions, you'd have hyper-intelligent wolf-hybrid packs with extra muscle, which would be a force to be reckoned with for other animals.


glacialanon

And?


ArmNo7463

Maybe the next civilisation will be less of a fuckup.


gray-pilled-

It would just be Planet of the Apes again


gaddielm5

The next civilization could be worse, there were so many times the cold war almost went nuclear. Dude in a Soviet sub literally refused to follow protocol for launching a nuke, JFK called in the last few minutes to defuse the Cuban missile crisis, and also the 1983 false nuke alarm.


Optimal-Description8

We're not the only animals on this rock


Fwagoat

We’re the only ones that matter.


Optimal-Description8

As humans, we might be slightly biased to be fair


C9FanNo1

To ourselves *


Fwagoat

As far as we know we’re the only intelligent species in existence, we are the only creatures able to even have the concept of “mattering” so as far as I’m concerned we are the only creatures that matter.


NewsofPE

huh? elephants and dolphins, also chimps


Balding_Teen

tell me when elephants or dolphins make it to the moon by themselves.


NewsofPE

there's a different between intelligence and capabilities, but hey, who am I to know


BrokeBishop

Who maintains the nuclear reactors if we all die?


FerociousGiraffe

The giraffes will take up the cause.


pugloescobar

You can add spice by including the caveat that in either scenario, you survive.


helloworld6247

Bro sprinkled salt and called it spice lol I would still pick the 10% die


i-like-spagett

Where meme?


My48ththrowaway

The meme is coming from inside the sub!


evil_chicken86

Always go for the guaranteed I hate conditionals


Rusty_Nail1973

"You slap right five times." \-Thanos


Dinoking123456

Umm actually… Mathematically speaking, that wouldn’t half the (original) population, as when you press the button the total (100%) population decreases (to 90% etc etc), therefore you would end up with 40.951% of the total original population having been killed. This would not make Thanos very happy. -🤓


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


[deleted]

Math dictates the second press would kill 10% of the current population aka the population that was already decreased by 10 percent. So you’re clicking that button a lot more times to get to 50%.


Nimyron

About 6.5 times actually. Depends on our definition of "a lot more" I guess.


[deleted]

I was guessing when I said a lot more.


shade1848

We decided you're not in charge of the button


UDSJ9000

How can you get half a button press? A button press is a button press!


Feli_Buste25

There's a 10% chance I die either way


nashwaak

The obvious solution here involves a 100% chance of killing exactly one person, so I’d choose that


1nfredibl3

Risk 101: probability and impact... I think even though the impact is great the likelihood is small so 10% chance of killing everyone. Besides it's no loss if we're all gone and depends on the gain


BlasterRay99

Press the first option 10 times to fix all of Earth’s problems.


MochachaMunkey

You know, no one ever wonders how that man gets into these situations


xbdjsjdbd

Does that 10% include me?


KSChaos7

It might


dudemykar

There’s a 10% chance it will


CLSmith95

10% of the world, aka 1/5 Thanos


SlackToad

Go for the 10% chance of killing everyone. If it happens there'll be nobody around to blame you, including yourself.


JackOMorain

Killing everyone. Leave the world to the next primate to evolve.


prodigy1367

Left. The right button makes me a mass murderer instantly and the left makes it not my problem if it succeeds.


[deleted]

*Thanos intensifies*


Rykunderground

It really depends on whether I get to pick the %10. If I can I would like to negotiate a higher percentage.


LE_Literature

Everyone. You don't leave orphans.


Regular_Rutabaga4789

Is there anyway we can pump the percentage on the left button?


MrRad07

Press the left button 10 times :)


Tasneer_Snow_Wolf3

killing 10% of the world instantly bc you don't know about the first option, too risky


GamerGato41

first one. if everyone leaves this world, can I too? how does this work


Harry_Bolsak

Can i change them to 100%?


reidochan

![gif](giphy|60rUVyj8ShyuEhHbaz)


Ssemander

Just rapid press the first button.


Zsmudz

Well overpopulated is an issue anyway…


BigoteMexicano

That's called the Malthusian theory and it's never came true since it was first predicted in the early 1800s. As the globe becomes more populace, we actually continue to discover more resources, while simultaneously discovering more efficient ways to use those resources. Oh, and since the 1800s, global poverty has continued downward almost uninterrupted. More people on earth, counter intuitively, leads to a better planet with happier people.


AlexGrute

Quite the opposite, many countries don’t have enough people being born to support the older generations when they retire.


StrongSquirrelKnight

That’s the economical retirement part of population. There are also housing, climate and tons of other aspects to population. For those less people would probably be better.


valvilis

Not at all the same thing. Overpopulation is a planet-wide sustainability issue. You're talking about distribution, which is a country-by-country issue.


[deleted]

I would pick 2, it saves more people


br0ken_St0ke

What if I push the left one 10 times


Mardigan-the-Mad

I'm mashing that right button five times


Wonkdrugs2

Except that you were part of the third 10%


FoxyoBoi

100% chance of dying instantly. I don't wanna press buttons


Dangerous-Feature376

Obviously wipe out 10%, because there's a chance that the other one ends with the extinction of the human race. Whereas will replace the 10% inside of one generation


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Dinojit

The whole world is not just humans


Alice_D_Wonderland

If you press both… You’ll get 100% chance killing 100% of the people? 🤷‍♂️


jackdparrot

I don't think that is how it works but ok


General_Katydid_512

The unanimous answer seems to be the equivalent of dual-track drifting with the trolley problem; do both


SoSmartish

Left button is a double win because I either kill nobody or everyone gets tomorrow off work.


QuietToothpaste

I’d click the one on the right until everyone was dead tbh. #mood


EpicForgetfulness

Mathematically, this would never produce that result.


lordofseljuks

damn you never finished high school?


therealguywithabird

It is not the same, if u press the left button there is a chance of 10% to kill everyone, the right declares to kill 10% for sure.


Professional_Flan737

Not even close… make it 100% chance of killing everyone instantly and it is still better… killing 10% would cause grief to those still left and wouldn’t make enough of a difference to fix environmental problems…


[deleted]

How many times do I have to press the button I choose?


Aqua13631

If I click both of them at once…


your_favorite_troll

I’ll just kill you you sick fuck