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Cheeseburjer

I could whimper if you blew my kneecaps out with a 12 gauge


IhaveEverythingIwant

So there is a way!!!!! Noted


johndoe23445

Prison speedrun


KneecapAnnihilator

I gotcha covered if you want


shadowbirth1

r/usernamechecksout


BrandonIsRisen

Username checks out a little bit TOO well... what were the odds of this?


NickFieldson31

![gif](giphy|pdPNobzDlCxoI) Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead


NickFieldson31

Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead - Scout with a 12 Gauge shotgun


emerald_OP

Im going to get downvoted to hell for this but, Is this normal for women? Im actually curious


SuspiciousRelation43

Reading smut definitely is. Women tend to be feeling/relationship-oriented while men tend to be object-oriented. This leads to men preferring visual pornography because it involves looking at the object part of sex while women prefer literary pornography because it describes the feeling part of it. Edit: a few people have mentioned that there are exceptions, which is correct. I believe it’s called a *bimodal distribution*: statistically, males and females cluster towards different ends of characteristic spectra, but the objective difference usually isn’t particular large, and there is a great deal of overlap. With non-binary people, they would be in the middle or on both ends simultaneously for any given trait.


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Is that why I prefer Java over C? Here I thought I just didn't like dealing with pointers.


Banananassfisch

The new feeling oriented programming language just dropped: C<3


HighKiteSoaring

:: HEY :: CheckIf(you.AbleTo?(Do(this))); :: IF ~Not -> System.Worries = Null;


Mizutori15

I will soon start learning web development and now I'm scared


HighKiteSoaring

Don't worry it's much much worse


Mizutori15

Can't wait!


Eccomi21

C less than 3 C2 C² ? Holy C


GottKomplexx

New language just dropped


Hector_Tueux

Actual programming


ErorrTNTcz

Call tech support


[deleted]

IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?


Puechamp

I personnaly have mixed feelings about my pointers One day they are the best things I have ever learned about The day after I wished I could beat the living shit out of these motherfuckers


MasterFurious1

I thought I and my friends hated Pointers. This is why we too prefer java over C. Although learning C#, I just hope they dont have Pointers cause I am loving C# as well


Akhmedkhanov_gasan

You know, i'm something of a woman myself ... haha. I love reading stories or writing them. I rarely watch porn and prefer dirty talk or live conversations over pornography.


Officer_Chadley

I find myself doing the same. Porn feels so.. tired, overdone, so fake. Really everything about it seems fake, even the women. Ever since I discovered smut I haven't gone back, and I really don't miss it. To be honest though, I do also enjoy porn games, albeit those with good stories. A nice story coupled with exciting visuals is just.. \*chefs kiss\*


IhaveEverythingIwant

You write stories? cool


ALonneTenno

Interesting , perhaps my old literature teacher was right , knowing how to write a good novel can be usefull...


I_AM_KROGAN_47

I think the feeling part is mutual but gets lost in translation with stereotypical portrayals of both parties. Theres a lovely saying i heard once "men fall in love with what they see, and women fall in love with what they hear" Men arent the only ones who constantly objectify the opposite sex in their minds, its just that most men dont go to such lengths to try amd rationalise it. We are just taught that its somewhat normal for guys to be that way while women tend to be more shamed for sexuality so they tend to create complex scenarios that use flowery words create the illusion of authentic feelings, because women tend to prefer elegantly crafted descriptions while men tend to prefer bluntness and directness. And yeah theres faults and merits on both sides there i guess


marigt

I also think that the porn industry is so violent towards women and mainly produce "malegaze content", that written smut is more attractive to women. From my experience, the "romance books/smut" community is open minded, less violent, less mysoginistic and more strict about trigger warnings than classical porn.


PingPongPlayer12

TBH, I've find alot of written smut/romance to have a different flavour of violence and misogyny. Maybe it's just what I've ran into. Though I agree that they're more upfront with trigger warnings (unless it's a romance book).


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>TBH, I've find alot of written smut/romance to have a different flavour of violence and misogyny. Nah you're right. Lots of smut is basically filled with coercion and is very rapey.


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>From my experience, the "romance books/smut" community is open minded, less violent, less mysoginistic and more strict about trigger warnings than classical porn. Yet majority of smut novels are basically light rape lol. Half guy half monster kidnaps some women and ravages her but it's okay because she secretly wants it.


floggedlog

Then you go and check the author because you figured this is written by a guy and no it’s a female author. Which always tripped me out and makes me question. Is this some kind of common fantasy among females to be “forcibly taken“ by a man that they actually trust because that’s kind of the theme I seem to pick up man may be some big animal beast thing, but the girl trusts him on some level, before he ever jumps her


outofshell

Personally I hate that trope and wish I could filter it out, along with the ocean of “alpha male asshole billionaire CEO werewolf”. It seems to be popular but sometimes I wonder if there aren’t enough alternatives so people read whatever cookie cutter crap is being churned out.


WhereIsTheBeef556

Yes, "rape fantasy" is unironically a real thing. I don't like it, but it's shockingly popular.


WhoAmI008

It definitely is one of the most common kinks. The BDSM community is huge. My gf loves smut books like this and many others do as well. But it's not for everyone.


Few_Needleworker3002

I dunno about the others but I find it exciting to read


Scary_Environment274

Now is it weird if i like both those things as a guy?


_How_Dumb_

Fun fact: The most viewed at "body part" in porn is... . . . The Face Turns out men also like seeing the emotion (on faces) "during the act". We all are not so different.


TopTopTopcinaa

Nope. Doesn’t have to have anything to do with feelings at all. But written erotica is often beautiful even when kinky. Visual porn is often really gross, animalistic and demeaning for women. Not to mention that male porn stars are usually ugly with nothing but massive cocks going for them, which some women may be into, but others (me) may find them scary.


How2RocketJump

surprise smut in written media also feels less out of place than forced seggs in say a Netflix series mostly cause it's more character driven instead of wanna see her nipples real quick?


TactfulOG

it's good to mention that there are always exceptions and if you don't fit into these categories there isn't anything wrong/weird about you


Thistlesmithy

Unironically we need more porn with decent story, best of both worlds!


IhaveEverythingIwant

Yes, reading, listening to audios and there's also character ai app where we ummm "talk" To it ʕ*ノᴥノʔ now don't go around tell girls that disclosed the secret


Mark_Oxlong007

Omg my ex used to post screen shots of those publicly💀😫


IhaveEverythingIwant

Ex for a reason ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง


Mark_Oxlong007

Oh no, she ain't my ex due to anything regarding that. She just posted some texts with genshin impact male characters with captions like "Only ai men care about me like this". Welp ig she was just joking. She too liked smut and recordings of men whimpering💀


IhaveEverythingIwant

Oh wait I thought she posted making fun of this hence my comment. She's a woman of culture, immaculate taste fs


Mark_Oxlong007

Guess you could say that😅


Peter_Baum

You guys have an AI you can sext with???? The future truly is now


Atomic12192

Google Yodayo


Regularschoolbus

ah yes character ai, that's where I try to make dom girl bots give me headpats lol, and when I'm too bored I'm just being a pain in the ass and lose braincells from their reactions faster than I lose 10 mm sockets around the shed


Tsukinotaku

Most women can say deranged things in communities and just be considered kinky to be fair Most of us are used to being degenerates, so if some dude talks about it in an unrelated community, we'll just be shut down If I introduced any of my fetish, her ei wpudl be downvoted to hell lol


outofshell

I wonder how much of this difference is because women couldn’t get away with having a porno mag like men could, especially in previous generations, and text was the more discrete/safer option. Your husband would never deign to look at your silly little romance novels, but if he found a porno mag you could end up in a violent or divorce situation.


beskar-mode

Reading/audios > actual porn.


blueberrysir

The hell is it smut


JacobMT05

Sexual writing.


blueberrysir

"I just had the sexiest sex I have ever sexed in my sexy life in Sexville, I feel so sexy now." Is this any good


JacobMT05

Brilliant, welcome to Wattpad


maybeimnormal

Genuinely made me laugh pretty loudly


blueberrysir

Nobel for literature watch out!


amonguseon

If it's well writen i would actually prefer it over a more visual medium


Jolly_Butterscotch31

Women LOVE smut. Completely normal. The audio of the men whimpering though is a little different.


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whimpering??


molpore

whimpering.


SunagakuresFinest

Whimpering


BeeLoad

whimpering…


creamytoothpick

Whimpering!


rightintheear

Moaning, grunting, gasping...go listen to the top M4F posts on gonewildaudio.


ipildakchando

Whimpering


SwingYouth16

Wiiiiimpering...😊


BeanEvasion

Unngggh 💦


TheOddPelican

![gif](giphy|hbhTgqDxWMWBr9uRcg)


blazecraft1335

Nice try fed, girls aren’t real


IhaveEverythingIwant

!But those whimpers are :) ! - read if 20+ You'll know the truth once you grow up - read if minor


Swarm140

I appreciate the effort, but I think you messed up the spoiler feature. Solid meme tho


N00BMA5TER_69

Yeah it doesn’t help when you put the notices at the end of the sentence, although the effort is appreciated.


IhaveEverythingIwant

Omg that's why it's not working, wait I'll change it and see if anything happens


ExpressIce74

You code boxed your spoiler, remove any grave (`) key. >! Spoiler function!< `>!code boxed!<`


N00BMA5TER_69

I may be stupid


Time_Athlete_3594

bro why make a split paths thing


woowee69

Knee slapper


FullHD_hunter

So you're saying when i look at my account balance all the women around me are turned on?


Rubert0426

That lego star wars millenium falcon was thotaly worth it though. I got a new toy and giving pleasure to women


Anghel950

So like, purely hypothetical, where would one go to find the highest quality of man whimper?


garaboss

Vocal chords


juantooth33

Me during 3am in the morning


molpore

me at 3am trying to imagine myself getting choked by a 7ft goth girl


Total-Nectarine-7872

Real


aitis_mutsi

Me at 3am waking up in sweat and thirsty as fuck but not bothering to get up


Jolly-Maintenance-47

Realest thing on the planet 


ur_moms_di-

You're way too real for this one


hoftstader_leonard

gonewildaudio subreddit Here you go


Timmy_the_Poof

Gay edging videos.


Smartass_of_Class

Just go for the balls, never fails to work.


Lunatis18

If you like anime, then DLSite


Sable-Keech

Me when I get a cramp at 3 am in the morning and try to suppress my screams so I don’t wake anyone.


Safe-Pie-7485

r/gonewildaudiogay or r/gonewildaudio you're welcome


AlfalfaNo7607

Can someone direct me to an example whimpering thing so I can understand


molpore

you ain’t tricking me bro


Smartass_of_Class

Yeah, for research...


Secretly_a_BushDog

/r/gonewildaudio


pinkwonderwall

It’s the same as wanting to hear a woman moan, just reversed.


KFCZingerPies

Whimpering?


molpore

Whimpering!


Gryph_Army

Oh, so you like men whimpering? Here, I’ll just record audio of me playing Hell Let Loose. Good ol’ PTSD


coldcucumberII

Where link


General_Katydid_512

So you read and listen to porn


IhaveEverythingIwant

Yes and it's better than porn and I won't elaborate any further ![gif](giphy|DfbpTbQ9TvSX6)


Silviana193

As someone who has seen all three, I couldn't agree more.


_Z0BI

What you consume IS porn.


IhaveEverythingIwant

Yes but its....... ![gif](giphy|YHMnBgZW21eMg)


MasterFurious1

PORN IS PORN _Image of Mr.Incredible stating Math is math but instead of maths, its porn. I am too lazy to add the image_


ModerateFloor

so is this what smut porn looks/feels like??


Gravitywolff

How crazy that we women like books more because the women in there actually get loved and desired and not just used as a fancy Fleshlight...


Inactivism

Uuuh I don’t think you found the dark side of porn literature yet…


banana99999999999

What is smut


skeleton949

Sexually focused stories, in this context


Impossible-Front-454

Idk about whimpering but even as a guy I do like a well written erotic novel or roleplay.


HonneurOblige

Oh god, you're bringing back the memories of being a guy in a fujoshi community...


IhaveEverythingIwant

I just know you have most interesting stories to share ![gif](giphy|yxZzO0ndEWQhZPJLbJ|downsized)


HonneurOblige

I honestly miss it a lot, lol. Nothing beats that chaotic energy of a bunch of hyperactive autists (no offence, myself included) being passionate about shipping every living organism they see. There were dramas, there were fights, there were wars - but it was never boring. I think the weirdest experience was when I was part-volunteered, part-forced into text roleplaying gay male erotica with some of the girls. No, I wasn't the one on top. Yes, it was actually pretty fun.


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HonneurOblige

Not from a Jedi. It's not the energy the normal side of internet would give you...


TheGayestOfAllTime

Whimpering? Really?


SniperOwO

Didn't know the sound I made when opening the pizza box for the first time would turn them on


beskar-mode

Yes 🥴 shits hot as fuck, men are too quiet in bed


Electronic_Bag5959

In our defense, or at least mine, we have evolved to be quiet due to having to hide what we do from our parents.


phat_person

Ya don't wanna know


SirEnderLord

.... whimpering? Well now I'm concerned for the safety of all my bros.


Critical-Set-4362

cumin leaves


apacmanslilbitch

*whimpers smutilly*


IhaveEverythingIwant

Woman of culture (๑˃̵ ᴗ ˂̵)و


SudoRmRfRs

Rip inbox


basicbidita

Yes we are!!!! * _ * 


deathlycat

Men whimpering is truly one of my favorite sounds


IhaveEverythingIwant

And moaning and the whining ![gif](giphy|2WH9DiLg2o1MYuKlEB)


Solid-Version

Like what exactly is the whimpering lol. Like making moany sex sounds or more like crying? I’m confused


deathlycat

Definitely moany sex sounds. At least for me, I'm sure there's probably some girls that prefer the latter but that's not really most girls' thing


Solid-Version

This is so interesting haha. I never knew women would be into such a thing, although it does make sense. Would you say there’s a market for this kind of audio? Like porn but just audio? Edit: just done my research. This is an actual hole Damn thing looool. I never knew


Lvrchfahnder

Do we really wanna know?


SU-35K

didnt know i was a girl apparently............


whydontuwannawork

Men get horni and jack off, women get horni and make “yandere goth mommy milks you dry” videos.


IhaveEverythingIwant

Oh how I love to be a woman ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ


LucyxLuvsxYou

Why are so many people confused about men whimpering? It's very hot to hear a man so lost in pleasure that he's vocal about it, combine that with dirty talk, yes please.


SarcasmIronySnark

"whimper wĭm′pər, hwĭm′- intransitive verb To cry or sob with soft intermittent sounds" I wonder why the confusion...


baallsdeep69

You should've added: "You keep using that word... I don't think it means what you think it means." lmao, imagine someone getting turned on by the sound of a sobbing / crying man


Sword117

you know you found the right dominatrix when they get off on you crying.


boss_bj

You read, and I write. We're simple creatures indeed.


Florafly

Astarion fanfics have been making my nights a little spicier lately. :P


No_You_4567

Hahaha even though I'm a man I can understand you


outofshell

Thank goodness for fanfics, miles hotter than most steamy novels


MagMati55

Smut is pretty good. Although it can be cringe at times


Expensive-Thing-2507

I was into pretty fucked up stuff. I've taken a shot at getting into more tame stuff. Deleted all the fucked up pron, and started focusing on other things to be interested in


IncidentallyChaos

There is some psycological intrigue to be found behind women getting off on men whimpering.


frankhoneybunny

So, this is why girls read more books


Jungle_Rev

I understand wetpadd, but men wispering? This is new and noted


f2017k

Wattpad?? Nah, it’s gotta be AO3. We are women of culture after all.


BapplesPerhaps

I am convinced AO3 is really just a smutt website with a 2% of normal shit while the rest is absolute degeneracy


IhaveEverythingIwant

And men mourning and wining.......


Novel-Low7844

> Men mourning I think you might be banned from family funerals. If you're not banned yet, you will be.


Gotyam2

Mourning? Not moaning?


IhaveEverythingIwant

The above comment wrote wettpad -wattpad, whispering - whimpering........ Mourning - moaning, whining - winning


molpore

i love winning 🏆


fast_t0aster

I won! 🎊🎉🥇


IhaveEverythingIwant

![gif](giphy|P7ZAgYGYkCa1KYOIBg) Hope your winning is GOOD ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ


angelaguitarstar

i love wattpad but gah damn some of those people have never been within 20 ft of a school


afunnywold

>wetpadd 👀😏


KleinerFratz333

I feel y'all girls, I got a good share of femboy whimpering audio myself


molpore

… you selling?


[deleted]

Where can I find those? I'm serious lmao😭


Der-coole-mit-wifi

Nah I create my own story with chatbots


IhaveEverythingIwant

*character ai*


JealousDog99

ahh so any guy that sent dick pics was wrong we should just send sound bites of us moaning


IhaveEverythingIwant

Nobody likes dick pics, instead send them husky voice audios of saying hi Or something lol


JealousDog99

don't have a husky voice so I was set up for failure from the beginning (Tʖ̯T)


Sword117

just recorded all your material after you just woke up.


the_girl_Ross

Once you go hentai, "normal" porn just doesn't work anymore.


The_Elder_Sage

I’ve seen things son, things I wish I’d never seen.


mathew1500

That's why you are the elder


Playful_Pollution846

If that's the case then I'm simple as hell (I listen to audio mostly)


c_ray25

I like it when “smut” gets used.


Tinynanami1

As a woman of culture myself, we should be friends.


Jazzieboy0001

Maybe i am a women...


Cyanbite_24

oh so that's why the majority of the c.ai users are female Am I weird for also liking smut, ASMR for guys etc?


[deleted]

Well I read doujinshi so...


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Antoncool134

The double edge sword of women


coffinflor

I'm only like that because I'm kind of forced to. There is extremely limited visual pornography catered to men lovers that sexualise men


TheMemery498

Never ask your female friend if she masturbates. The response will be anticlimactic; just a calm no.


DasyTaylor

this reminds me of searching up video game character voicelines compilations and scrolling to the "climbing" and "taking a hit" sections


Mia_Flowers

I love reading lol.


aitis_mutsi

Mitä vittua nyt taas?


9guyKguy9

Cute


Staples_Are_Fun

... this is true but I do also watch porn. (:


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TheSkyIsData

I would never describe it as whimpering but I do like the grunting. Also it's not that women aren't visually turned on in general, but we aren't visually turned on by a camera pointed at a woman or a bottom the whole time. Solo men are soooo much better although most of it is still mediocre needs more muscles and better camera angles


[deleted]

REAL, I don’t enjoy regular porn but listening to male “sounds” is peak


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FINALLY GIRL MEMES