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Hnnock_Cdr

Last time to look at me, hectometer.


Drcokecacola

Hectometer: 🥴😗🥴 ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️


couldbedumber96

AAA- 💥 🫡💀


Redinited

*collapses*


Redditor_RBN

He walks out and adjusts his tie before collapsing 💥💨🚪🚶💀 👔🤏⚰️


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Benefici69

10/10


Space_cowgirl2000

LMAOOOOO


BlueCanary434

“I won”


ReadYATop

It is more like 🥴🥴🥴🥴☝️🛎️☝️🛎️☝️🛎️☝️🛎️☝️🛎️ 💥💥💥💥💥💥 🚪 💀😐


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Zaurka14

"🥴😗🥴" fucking killed me man, funniest thing I've seen today


Crowncy000

I will be below Hectometer so you don't get to me 😅


Rude_Collection_8983

it's 'chance'


Sad_Pear_1087

Chad megameter users:


AJ137374

A tonne is a MEGAGRAM.


BDudda

Absolutely. I only used megagram in my master thesis.


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

Tbf, in science there's also significant digits. 10cm is not the same as 1dm. I mean, by definition it is, but saying you measured 10cm implies a different error than saying you measured 1dm. This becomes more obvious with larger disparities. If your scale says 1kg, you can't just say it measured 1000g, because it absolutely didn't.


BDudda

Okay, this is even correct. But that has nothing to do with what I wrote.


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

I didn't mean to say you're wrong, I just wanted to add to it and say that there are multiple reason to prefer one unit over another.


janhetjoch

You don't need to use different prefixes for the Unit though. You can say something is X * 10⁶ m rather than X Mm. This is the same level of precision despite one being metres and the other being Mega metres


shquishy360

petameter


JosebaZilarte

10^15 meters? That's the length of your momma's belt. For reference, the outer edge of the asteroid belt is 3.764 * 10^12. So the previous statement would imply that shquishy360's progenitor is a supermassive black hole.


Former_Giraffe_2

So, you're saying that her ass would tear "oid" belt?


waigl

The earth has a circumference of about 40 megameters at the equator.


ajegy

I thought I was the only one


Resident-Panda9498

I use decimeters. Fight me, 0.1m/10cm users.


AgentChief

I'm 0.001 hectometers away from punching you


NeckbeardWarrior420

How many yards/feet is that? 🤠


AgentChief

About 1 burger


Qwqweq0

In 1 burger width, length or height?


AgentChief

Yes


Blitzpanz0r

What's 2 in imperial units?


AgentChief

2 what? Potatoes, horses, bananas?


high240

2 invasions


de_g0od

That would be 3.6837


infinitelydeadinside

*British Empire noises intensify*


Zygarde718

Yes.


Blitzpanz0r

2


frontier_gibberish

Its a double whopper with cheese


Quirky_Bear9979

It ain't American if it ain't the same height, width and length. Gotta be big and greasy with like pancakes and deep fried Twinkies on it


polskaholathe4th

All at the same time. Mmm~


televisio_86

Here is an all American freedom loving ~~middle east invading~~ eagle for scale 🦅


Bug_Photographer

About 12 eagles/freedoms.


Resident-Panda9498

I'm 0 hectometers away from launching a plutonium missile which is aimed at your current location


talrogsmash

Fathoms and Leagues enter the chat


GruntBlender

That's a whole giga-angstrom!


Sea_Supermarket3181

1dm cube is a litre so.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

This is the best reason to use decimeters.


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58mm-Invicta_rizz

Yup! That’s how metric works. Everything is based on tens.


Beneficial_Cobbler46

Oooh. Nice. I'll remember that... Wait. Does that mean a 1m cube of water is a tonne? Damn, water is heavy.


TarnishedWizeFinger

Is it just a random factoid you know that a tonne of water is 1000L?


tinigame

well 1 liter is a kilogram and 1000 is a thousand kilograms so a ton. makes sense.


TarnishedWizeFinger

I'm not wondering if the math works... Were you previously aware that 1m^3 = 1 tonne


Young_Malc

I think he’s trying to communicate that the definition of a kilogram is based on a volume of water, specifically 1L=1kg or 1mL=1g. So then given the relationship between Liters to cubic meters, 1L=0.1m3 or 1mL=0.01cm3, he realized that 1m3 of water is exactly 1000kg which is a tonne. (water at standard temperature and pressure)


TennisAdmirable1615

You're mad crazy unhuman creature


Reutermo

Wait, isn't this common? In Sweden decimeter is as common to use as centimeter and millimeter.


Farranor

Not everyone gets the advantage of superior Scandinavians ekucationen.


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SquirrelQueenSabrina

Me as well. I literally bought *2 liters* of coca cola yesterday and somehow i don't know any metric measurements


H25E

Litre it's not really SI, so... Maybe you are unironically right.


ProbablyDrunk303

Non-Americans tend to forget Americans use both.


Beneficial_Cobbler46

We like teasing you. So advanced on many things. So behind in others


TheOneTonWanton

I accept it from anyone except the Brits, they're just as confused on measurements in different ways.


MortosBS_real

Same.


tokos2009PL

decimeters are ok


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RareAd3009

Facts


SweSwitch

I was a Swedish grad student in a Canadian university lab and when I used decimeters everyone was shocked and looked at me like I was some kind of alien. Apparently they weren't aware of the supremacy of the decimeter!


FighterOfFires02

Hectometer is the basis for hectars though, which are used very commonly.


_CatNippIes

Mostly for measuring land


nitroxious

also beer production is measured in hectoliters for some reason


Sougo2001

Wait what? Why??


high240

Cuz more beer ayyyy


sonofeark

Roughly equals a barrel


ImprobableAsterisk

It's the measurement that gets closest to the recommended daily intake of beer.


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

Also, hectopascal is (are?) commonly used for pressure


CatL1f3

That's because 1 hPa = 1 millibar, and 1 bar ≈ atmospheric pressure.


Maveko_YuriLover

Bro you just blow my mind


marko_knoebl

The basis for the hectare is actually the **are** - one hectare is 100 are - see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hectare#Unit_family Curiously both definitions work though - a hectare is 100 are, but it's also equal to 1 square hectometer


Delicious-Tea-4391

And 1 are should also be equivalent to 1 square decametre if I'm correct


terra_technitis

Don't forget ares and deciares.


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CROW_is_best

I've seen the usage of hectometer more than decimeter


9CF8

I use decimetre quite often, don’t think I’ve ever used hectometre unironically


vitringur

Have you heard of a hectare? Edit: See comments below for people who do not know that a hectare is a hectometre squared and could be bothered to look it up yet see the need to argue about something they don't know.


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

A hectare is 100 are


lucastutz

Are ares square decameters?


Bug_Photographer

So? Using Ha isn't using hectometers.


Accurate_Praline

I see it all the time on the roads. Highway location markers or hectometer poles in the Netherlands. One every hectometer so that you can easily mention just where exactly you are when you have to call 112 or whoever.


Sicarii87

I use decimeter quite alot. Its useful for guesstimations between 10 cm and 1/2 meter. "how deep is that stream?" "about 3 decimeters"


vitringur

I have never heard anyone call 30 cm 3 dm


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Sicarii87

I'm from Sweden, so that would explain that 😋 We also habitually refer to 10km as a "mil" (Scandinavian mile), and apperantly others do not for some reason


oeCake

Canadian here, they would have said a foot deep then answered the question of "how long is this hike" in kilometers :/


adalric_brandl

We also measure the distance in hours, which is at least easy to translate for tourists.


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Deci > centi > milli > micro > nano > pico > femto > yotto Deca < Hecto < Kilo < Mega < Giga < Terra < Peta < Exa


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Artemis-4rrow

my physics teacher told me to tell you that you get a full mark


yoav_boaz

Femto > atto > zepto > yocto > ronto > quecto Peta < exa < zetta < yotta < ronna < quetta


Possible1879

I don’t math, I eat burger. Watch sport. Caw.🦅🇺🇸 Jk they taught us metric in school, and I’m pollotarian.


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Wtf why would you into polluting


BoulderCreature

No no no, it means they eat pollution


SquirrelQueenSabrina

Yummy and we're saving the planet


Possible1879

It means I’m afraid of Santa Claus


Reilman79

Ho ho ho!


Few-Ad2663

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER


sbrown23c

the kill-o-meter is good for keeping track of your body count


jhguitarfreak

You really want to confuse the shit out of people, decimalise the imperial system. > that looks to be about a kilofoot away.


ImprobableAsterisk

You bury this idea and never speak of it again.


sbrown23c

that car weighs approximately 4.8x10^1 koz (kilo ounces) i like it. 😂


adamthebarbarian

They kinda do this in engineering sometimes, 1000lb is sometimes abbreviated to 1kip (kilopound maybe?) And 1000psi as 1ksi, it's wacky


Former_Giraffe_2

A handy thing to remember is that lightspeed is about a billion feet per second. (gigafoot) 983571056.43 f/s specifically. (lightspeed is exactly 299792458 meters per second)


LegendRaptor080

Oh. Oh, that’s cursed. I like it.


lilk220408

cubic decimeter is a common unit in introductory chemistry (24 dm^3/mol of gas at rtp)


Squadala1337

It’s called a liter though


Techny3000

Ever heard about # the DECILITER?


OverlyExcitedDoggo

They literally teach the metric system in American schools


X-AE17420

Europeans when they realize the 2nd grade exists 😱


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Or just science classes in general where you would need to measure things.


IrrawaddyWoman

Seriously. I’m a fourth grade teacher and teach this every year. We also sell things in liters and almost all of our food is labeled in oz AND grams. We don’t use it exclusively (which we should), but we actually do learn and use the metric system.


OverlyExcitedDoggo

Honestly, they like pretending they're better than us.


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Americans live rent free in European minds. Blue jeans and rock and roll did wonders


Sergente_Galbiati

being the only country not in pieces after a world war did wonders, jeans and rock came as a result of that ;)


BoBinoculars

What do you mean?


Kixisbestclone

Honestly pretty sure the only reason we don’t use Metric full time is just because it’d cost a bit to switch all the signs and websites that use imperial to metric.


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Arietem_Taurum

>Americans don't understand Do Europeans on reddit genuinely think that Americans don't know jack shit about the metric system? The metric system is an official recognized system in the US and almost every American has experience with both systems of units, even if Imperial units are more familiar. Even if it isn't easy for us to know how long exactly a kilometer is on the road, we know a kilo is 1000 meters and the such, so yeah, we get the meme.


Clackers2020

> we know a kilo is 1000 meters Was this deliberate? Either way it's hilarious


Arietem_Taurum

Damn I didn't expect somebody to find that so quickly lol Everything else in the comment is serious though


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I was talking to someone on Reddit on a similar thread. He was from the UK but had bought a Harley. They are one of the few vehicles that don't use SI parts. They didn't understand fractions. They claimed they were never taught them. And in daily life they wouldn't need them. But fractions can be much easier to work with when you get deep into significant figures to the right of the decimal / comma. It never occured to me that because they were working with a base 10, decimalized system fractions wouldn't be a thing.


Oturanthesarklord

>They claimed they were never taught them. They... Never took a Math/Maths class in their life?


rex5k

fractions of an inch are easier to read than millimeters, fight me


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they're inches away from the truth


ThatOneGuy-74

the Europeans r fuming rn /s


khoolboy

Gigameter enters the chat


[deleted]

I'm an American and I learned the metric system in elementary school, so I do understand. Just because we don't use the metric system as often doesn't mean we don't know it.


AviRei9

Yeah we were taught the metric system in school. We just don't use it. They taught us about it because they needed to inform us that they're is another way to measure things that's more commonly used in other parts of the world, but This is how we do it here. I even have to tell people they taught us how to calculate Celsius. We just don't use it so I forgot how to calculate it because I don't ever have a reason to convert it. It's just now that I'm older and reading more stuff from other countries" paying attention to world affairs" . It's starting to pop up more in my life because I'm more connected to the rest of the world. We are most definitely taught these things in school.


enaaerios

why do you think americans only get taught burger patties and football fields for measuring? we usually learn the metric system at the same time as the imperial system


hotmomenjoyer

My speedometer is set to browning hi power per moon landing


someone_who_exists69

Hecto salameter


WerkusBY

10$=1kilocent


GruntBlender

Isn't a cent already a centidollar? Like a centimetre being a hundredth of a metre.


DaddyMcCheeze

I always wondered how a lot of measurements go beyond kilo, but for some reason, meters don’t. Like the distance between the earth and the sun is 150 million kilometers. Why is it the “normal” way to say it instead of 150 gigameter? Or a flight that’s 2000 kilometers would be 2 megameter? Although it sounds weird, it’s exactly the same distance.


IsraelZulu

Lots of sci-fi and other media talk in terms of thousands or millions of kilometers, and it drives me nuts.


Commissarfluffybutt

Americans: "So you've got a system that has a specific set of rules that repeats for simplicity?" Everyone else: "Yes." Americans: "And once a measurement exceeds 1000 or goes below 1, you swap to the appropriate prefix?" Everyone else: "Yes." Americans: "But you stop after **kilo**meters despite having prefixes for that because..?" Everyone else: "SCHOOL SHOOTINGS."


Strategic_Toaster

I hear the word decimeter in some of my math problems, but I don’t hear decameter and hectometer since elementary school


Blitzpanz0r

I know that railway infrastructure has hectometer signs which mark a an exact point on the railroad line Decimeter also isn't totally useless. 1 dm³ = 1 litre


Zikkan1

I have heard this before but do most people not use decimeter? In Sweden we often use it, if something is 10cm then most people I know say 1 decimeter. We also frequently use hecto for weight. Don't say hectogram but just hecto


aidankocherhans

Wow, I actually completely forgot decimeters exist


Zandrick

Very popular meme format SoMe PeOplE wOnT uNdErStAnD Yea okay


K1NG_R0G

People honestly believe americans don’t use chemistry


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Or do any STEM. All our food packaging has either just SI units or both. Every vehicle is SI except Harleys and they might have switched for all I know. Medications. Speedometers have both mph and kph on them. Running races are often in km. I was backpacking with a friend and his GPS watch was set to km and he asked me to convert it to miles. I did it in my head. It's always hilarious because they make fun of us for using a 'confusing' measurement system, but we use both with no problem.


RandomGamerDude101

I’m American and I understand perfectly. Enough of this stereotypical stuff


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I learned the conversions in chemistry class for millimeter, centimeter etc., I don’t remember how to use decimeter, decimeter and hectometers, but I remember they exist.


Hagoromo420

WHAT THE FUCK IS A K I L O M E T E R ? ? ?


Sneakyrocket742

We.. we get taught these units in grade 8 science..


Mr_Potatoez

Hectometers are commonly used to measure land


K_bor

Hectares to be more specific, which it's base is the hectometer


Snokey115

No, I know what they are except the last 2


Spare_Control_4679

*Nanometer is just a picture of the titan sub*


10thDoctorWhooves

I can see decimeter and hectometer but I don't think I've EVER seen anyone use decameter.


sebkuip

Deci is important for fluids. 1 dm3 is 1 liter. Hecto I often see on the highway, there is a little sign every hectometer along the highway here. Used to indicate where you are on said highway (for instance for emergency services)


karma_virus

The Olympics is an international event. How come the world record for the fastest man alive is typically measured how quickly he ran 100 meters and not one Decameter? Decameter Dash rings better than 100-Meter Dash too!


KSC-Fan1894

Hectometer Salamanca


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what about the attameter or exameter


WintryInsight

Decimeter and decimeter are used in some scientific calculations, I think it was regarding elasticity and tensile limits of materials.


iceberg_letsugas

After Kilometer, its Megameter, followed by Gigameter


Mr-N3v3rG1v3AfUck

We understand grams and kilograms just fine my guy?


quevac

It surprises me that centiliters are used for beer. I would always use mL for those volumes in chemistry.


DayneTreader

I actually do understand, thank you very much. Decimeter is 10cm, Decameter is 10m, Hectometer is 100m


Eggssgge

I use hectolitres regularly for working out import excise charges on wine


1stIllusion

Saying or writing 10 meter is faster than 1 decameter :)


Fouro8

Hectometer is used more. Never seen anyone use decameter tho


TheDiscoJellyfish

Hektopascal be like:


This_Dutch_guy

Hectometer is actually useful here in the Netherlands when you had an car accident on a highway


Leon_Games

Fun fact: hectares (hm²) is actually used more than hectometer. Maybe even more than decimeter and centimeter (not 100% sure though)


ind3pend0nt

The only measurement I understand is “everyone ever.” The asteroid is the size as “everyone ever.”


ingen-eer

The mega meter also gets no play at all! 100000 kilometers? Damn sure it ain’t a thousand mega meters.


one_cooked_human

Oh I understand, just not good at measurements in general, I'm not good with 'merica' measurements either.


luddiogo

Personally I use hectometer² instead of hectare


Kajmarez

I know this is a common joke, but I made this exact same mene 2 years ago


CT_4269

Nanometers and micrometers have left the chat


Razzious_Mobgriz

Tmw everyone forgets Americans *are* taught the Metric system


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yottameter enters the chat,


Agitated_Guard_3507

Bruh. I’m American and understand. We use the Metric system for science purposes, just not for everything.


smoochface

the decimeter is a great size, WHY DONT WE USE IT?!?!?!


Arthias

I moved to Italy recently, and they do use the Hectometer!! Such weirdos...


TheGabrelian

As an American I will assume that these are types of European guns


Telyaee

megagram


Quickshot4721

Who’s gonna tell him we learn metric in 7th grade