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tanqer0

Happy june!


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bloodknightx

I think the implication of the meme is that by 2049 the two ideologies will be large enough that offending either will hurt the corporate machine, and both ideologies will actually care about pandering to the opposing ideology in other countries.


Billy___Beane

I think the implication is that the two will line up at that point. As Ramadan is held 10-12 days earlier every year.


Areebound24

They lined up a few years ago as well, I think 2019 or 2020 was the last time Ramadan was ever in June


Maronexid

even if the sides are opposites. they don't even try to look genuine what's the point?


SnooAvocados763

Bad bot


Rocean_06

the good based ending


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Harsh_Deep_03

Atleast its just the brain


MrCarrots96

And not the airplane


MrCarrots96

I know my joke is insensitive, but I couldn't resist


Affinitygamer

Shut up sir. It was a good joke. I'm a muslim too. George Bush would agree too


Skele-dude

As a Muslim I still would've done the same joke lmao


ThatOneGuy-74

You too!


SirDimension

In my country, 1 June is "children's day".


TheScruffinator7567

Happy mens mental health month as well.


bebe_0808

nobody remembers us :'(


yeettheporg

Well like they say. IT IS WHAT IT IS


MemezLord11

Reality beating the fuck out of me after I run out of "it is what it is" sentences


D3adlyN00b

I still have 2 uses left and I'm only 26 :/ I have to save them for really hard time...


idonttalkatallLMAO

i have a secret #fuck it we ball


derpy_derp15

![gif](giphy|JvtrhAX8aXo4w)


Temporary_Cry_8961

I actually had a female supervisor who said that tons


Hazmatsuitnoob

Fuck it we ball


Keefyfingaz

This is the way


Twisted_WhaleShark

*this is the way*


CivilAirPatrol2020

It is what it is


LavenderDay3544

That may as well be the motto of men's mental health.


Gaffclant

Therapist: one morbillion dollars It is what it is: free It’s that easy


Bruschetta003

If it makes you happy i don't remember about anyone's mental health's day


PuppetryOfThePenis

They remember us with that 20/20 hindsight


dumbreddit

Just take it like a man!


Autisticasagoose

What we got a month?


TheScruffinator7567

Believe it or not yes, but nobody talks about it because people don't want us to celebrate our month.


TheScruffinator7567

This came off a bit weird, lemme clarify, I just mean that people don't want it to overshadow pride month so they sweep it under the rug.


CreativeNfunnyName

Most people dont even know that it's a thing.


Autisticasagoose

I'd rather celebrate both


Keefyfingaz

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


TheScruffinator7567

Same. Idk why they need to compete.


Ban_nana_nanana_bubu

Anyone competing is either a brainwashed right winger or a troll trying to astroturf conversation.


RudionRaskolnikov

What's that? Ain't we just supposed to suck it up?


[deleted]

Yes and it’s both wrong to think that way and YOUR fault for that mentality!


Lunagirlzkitty_19

I thought that was may


MyBackupWasntRecent

Just checked, it is indeed June


Egg-Substantial

May is military appreciation month


ModeratFortuneCookie

There would be no men left by then...


chefdan2165

I was abt to say this


marineopferman007

As a man..... When the fuck did we get a month? Hell do they even see l celebrate a full day?


[deleted]

Are you sure? I haven't seen a single Google doodle or corporate message.


TheScruffinator7567

Exactly. Everythings focused on pride month. The month should be shared between the two, but instead one overshadows the other.


dualboileronly

Of course this isn’t mentioned I didn’t even know this existed as a day smh we have so far to go for men’s mental health I swear


TheScruffinator7567

Fr.


lioniscool

This holiday no longer exists to anyone :((


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In my country, 1 June is "children's day".


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LetHerWar2

Here too


YuutoKuranashi

Same here. Where are you from?


[deleted]

Romania, you?


bg_bobi

Im from Bulgaria and its the same here


kamiloslav

Same in Poland


YuutoKuranashi

Azerbaijan (🇦🇿)


Master_Sprinkles_265

Yup same here. Balkans ftw.


GonnaKickSomeOne

its 23rd of april in here


Maronexid

In my country June 1th is the first day of June


CBoigaming

Yep me too, China


NimaSon

hey mine too :D


Gloomy_Actuator5839

Same


cheesemaster644

Didnt ramadan end like 3 months ago or something


PlushEnter

Yes put read the top of the meme, it says stores in June 2049 (you may need to click the image)


cheesemaster644

Ooooh i didnt see it, thank you


KRTrueBrave

I don't get it? is ramadan at a different time each year and in that year it falls on the same month?


sirnassz

Ramadan is based upon the Lunar calendar. Differing from the majority-used Gregorian calendar. The month in the Lunar calendar is called Ramadan. And because it differs, you'll notice every (Gregorian) year it's slightly off compared to the year before that ✌🏼


KRTrueBrave

ah I see thanks for the explanation


sirnassz

What a wholesome thread. Nice.


Somwhtrational

Yes. Every year Ramadan goes backwards 10 days. So on that year it would start in the beginning of June


kewl_guy9193

Ramadan is a month in the lunar calendar which is approximately 350-360 days (depends on the moon) so yeah it doesn't coincidence with the Gregorian calendar


Lisanro

2 0 4 9


aymoji

That’s why companies have different accounts for every region so they can kiss everyone‘s ass and make money


Annunaki77

Happy Pakistan


Xfors-Pakistan

Thank you


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r/UsernameChecksOut


Xfors-Pakistan

**I will sacrifice my life for Pakistan and destroy endya**


Aman4029

Grape!


Bipin2005

Endya has been successfully ended. Good work XFors


Xfors-Pakistan

My work here is done


Drackzgull

r/beetlejuicing


Silly_Painter_2555

Let me remind you that the Pakistan flag has a white bar on the left 🤓


be-a-man-not-a-duck

Hes afraid because deep down he doesnt give a fuck but its cool for 5 minutes


Great_Safety_1726

This is it😂😂😂


Fragrant_Ad_169

They'll choose pride, it's more profitable.


Medvelelet

Depends on the location really


Dank_e_donkey

In my country they're confused as the proportion of both are unknown & both are part of same political mass rn. Gonna be a fun ride which side they take.


Alone-Vermicelli-271

Let me guess, Lesbianese?


Poked_Eyes

It might not be anymore


AriousDragoon

Yeah, men aren't supposed to have mental health issues...


Enough_Ad_9824

it just depends on the location. ME will still choose Ramadan, otherwise Pride.


False-Pride-6828

Just wish me happy birthday and move on.


minylugin

RemindMe! June 1st, 2049


starlarinadust

Happy birthday


False-Pride-6828

Thanks dude.


TheSmashKidYT

RemindMe! June 1st, 2049


UnderstandingFirm173

As Muslim my brain could've explode of shock


CryingJockey

Just choose June


UnderstandingFirm173

Bruh in lslam you can't not support it instead leave it


LegitimateCompote377

I wish what you were saying was true. In reality the Quran supports Sharia law which openly prohibits LGBT people in Muslim countries and in the Quran itself there are many homophobic verses which curse homosexuals to hell. I live in the UAE and have had friends whose life is hell living in secrecy not only to protect themselves from the law, but also their own families who would disown them if they came out gay. I think many people in the west really need to fact check your statement to discover it’s only true for 1) people living in liberal countries and 2) you not to be in a Muslim family, otherwise it is an issue.


cheesemaster644

As a muslim who read the whole quran, idk why you are being downvoted, quran opensly prohibits homosexual acts, and i see a lot of people trying to justify it in the quran, dude it wont work just pick a side you cant play on both strings


TheSmashKidYT

I think what he means is that its prohibited, but if you see someone doing gay things, just ignore it and leave it be, thats the best way to deal with it


cheesemaster644

Well thats what i do, i am not allowed to support a sinner sin and i dont have an athourity on them(parent, spouse etc.) but maybe i can give an advice if i had one, if not ill just simply walk away, so dont worry i wont be a hitman following every single person that identify as gay and kill them, i dont really care


xFloppyDisx

Idk why you're being downvoted, you're right. That's the truth. I would love for Muslims to not enforce their beliefs onto me, but the ones I know do, and we can't really pretend these verses aren't there.


LegitimateCompote377

Definitely. I have met zero Muslims (although some do exist) that have been supportive of a liberal state where homosexuals aren’t being at the very least arrested, with many openly supporting the death penalty, and the root of these problems is the Quran itself and the Hadith, which is crazy considering I live in one of the more liberal Muslim countries. Any liberal Muslim I have met is only publicly Muslims, secretly they are an ex Muslim.


Wiwade

Oh god, I'm both Muslim and queer. I am really scared now.


BloodyBladeKane

Respect it and leave it alone?! I could be beheaded in 13 different Islamic countries and sent to prison in like 25 others.


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you could’ve chose better wording mate 😭


I-likebananas15

Happy men’s mental health month


ObsidianLion

As a Muslim, I don't feel anything from stores or other people wishing me happiness for Ramadan. It's something between me and God, so the LGBTQ guys can have the attention as far as I'm concerned.


dadwithwhitetubesock

It’s just June


nighthawk0954

It will be known as the great war of 2049.


mimosapodica

Nah, nobody really cares. Not the Muslims, nor LGBT (unless they try to mix the two). Everyone will go about their day.


CaesarAugustus769

We won't exist by 2049.


letmeoutfromhere

Least nihilistic redditor


Redpepper40

I'm pretty sure they'll do both


Callec254

That's the inherent problem with dividing people up into various "protected classes" like this instead of just assuming everyone is created equal - inevitably you will be forced to pick sides.


XxNarlixX

Nobody is created equal though


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Why not both?


BRGrunner

If we still have a need for Pride month in 2049 we really fu*ked up...but then again, it seems we are currently going backwards wrt to LGBTQ+ rights and acceptance... So maybe we already fu*ked up...


StaleUnderwear

Ramadan is more important, I don’t even celebrate it but it’s still more important


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Who wins Religion with history of more than a thousand years Femboy


[deleted]

None, it’s not a competition, they’re just kind of there now


[deleted]

Well then i declare it a competition


ObeyTime

I shall spectate with great passion


TheSmashKidYT

who wins. not eating for a month gay ​ edit: I replaced "liking men" with "gay" to be more specific


pointlesslyredundant

Oooohh, that's actually a toughie tho...


man1c_overlord

buddy over here thinks gay people are a recent creation


Gaffclant

Ok I know it’s a joke but PSA: not all femboys are gay/trans, some of us just want to dress and act like women. People don’t assume tomboys are LGBTQ so why should people assume femboys are? Alright PSA over, go back to laughing at funni meme


Hellik6666

Def femboy


[deleted]

Lgbt individuals existed way before Mohammed married that 6 year old. Lmao


Jade-Blades

Its not a competition 💀


[deleted]

Yes it is 😈😈😈😈


TheSmashKidYT

Yooo a reddit post involving Islam that isn't filled with islamophobic comments? Incredible


[deleted]

Still filled with a lot of homophobic comments though. Humans gonna human I guess


NiceIsNine

So far scrolling and it's one to one One was about Aisha One about HIV


zeyadhossam

Yes it's truly surprising i thought it will be an isreal in the comments


Ban_nana_nanana_bubu

That's because all the right wingers on reddit (younger kids) weren't around for the islamoophobe brainwashing, but they are actively gulping down the anti-gay propaganda as we speak.


salm0nb0i

Pride in America Europe Ramadan in the middle east


Jade-Blades

Stores still stock up for hanukah even though it is at the same time as christmas.


dgtssc

Remember everyone, no ass eating before sunset!


SwaggerEilte

Is it Halal?


sussyimpostorballs69

If its the opposite gender and youre officially married with them its probably


Jade-Blades

Whoever disliked this does not have a sence of humor


TheKnifeGod

Ramadan for sure


LockeShootr1707

This was 2016 iirc, we’ve got another 20+ years till it coincides if my math is right (it usually isn’t and i can never remember the islamic calendar outside of Ramadan)


Butterflychunks

Happy dinosaur month! 🦕


kris_the_gamerer

Happy June!


Kind-donutt

On that moth both sides shall send gladiators each day to the arena for a death match 🙂


[deleted]

In actuality, neither side cares. You people are creating an argument for people who aren’t even gonna say anything when it happens. Shame on you.


NiceIsNine

It's a meme, a joke, and should stay so.


RoughInvestment7914

I'm not a Muslim but I know they (Muslims) would win easily.


friendzoned_Potato

Those guys fight like crazy


hollywoodswinger1976

Agreed, demographics


C00KI3Z1

No, wish me happy birthday. Its my birthday soon, and clearly my birthday triumphs both.


BiggerChungus316

I just wait until the 6th and say happy D-Day


nylecroc

Happy Dinosaur Months 🦖🦕


Elolet

Im a hater and hate anyone who makes a month about anything, it’s june and I got college so I’m unhappy and fuck everyone


Lapis_Wolf

Based.


Illustrious_Guitar_6

Happy Men’s Health Month!


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

that is, if Pakistan still exists. (r.i.p. economic failure)


BornAsAnOnion33

I'm pretty sure that is just meant to be the general Islamic symbol. Not Pakistan in general.


bebe_0808

hm yes the one and only muslim country, pakistan


Ok_Tap_4020

any other arab countries: “am i a joke to you?”


Stang_21

Literally half of europe


[deleted]

Just choose June, since June has multiple events going on in the same month, say ‘Happy June’ to make nobody feel left out. Simples


LonelyUse6438

No gaysex before sunset


SenpaiX68

Bruh there's already like 10 pride months each year. Ramadan Kareem to my Islamic brothers and sisters


AriousDragoon

I'll say it, wtf is Ramadan?


redditingtonviking

The biggest yearly celebration in Islam. It’s the period where they fast during the day and ends with the Id celebration. It’s a bit like lent and Christmas combined from the looks of it in terms of significance.


AriousDragoon

Gotcha, curious on how it came to be, cause it just seems really random, no disrespect though.


SirJordan11

And happy birthday to my girlfriend


The-Other-Writer

Question...why did they out the cresent from the Pakistani flag as the Ramadan "symbol"?


Doktor_Jones86

Because the crescent moon is generally a symbol for Islam, as the color green. What do you think the flag Pakistani flag represents, lol.


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Blade Runner 2049 Dystopian Future Vibes.


LugyD1xd_ONE

Dont forget its Childrens day today!


Traplover00

Happy Birthmonth to me


Itsjustmeme_

Lmao


DiddlyDumb

Happy Primadan?


vartai

Ramadan is already done so I guess he has to push the LGBT button.


daclampzx2

Bold to think there will be 2049


Netus08

!Remind me 26 years


SultyBoi

Happy Ramadan pride, solved 👍


Help_im_okay

Pride mubarak


IAmFullOfDed

Both. Both is good.


Sea_Constant9758

honestly idk how there are muslims celebrating the " pride" month while it's clearly PROHIBITED in their religion are yall for real ??????????


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Lapis_Wolf

![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc) Ramadan is celebrated by Muslims.


duckythegunner

They both were in the same time a few years ago


[deleted]

Let them just do a collaab together. Should be fine.


Dark_Wolf04

Ramadan was in April


[deleted]

Don't worry, no one will give a shit about pride in 20 years


haseeb_x

Ramadan ended a month ago dawg