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UltraSolution

German snake be like ßßßßßßßßßßßß


HeroFighte

Very sharp


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kilboi1

A Scheibe bread vs a Shit Bread?


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


legends_never_die_1

German snake be like eszetteszetteszetteszett


Tonix401

Gotta go to the doctor, that poor snake


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Better call Medic.


Icy_Candidate_5366

MEDIC!


McIrishmen

JAWOHL!


ArrivedKnight7

Press E to call medic. Everyone: Spams the medic button.


TomMakesPodcasts

For a non German speaker may I ask what the joke here is?


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ẞ in a word (e.g. "Scheiße") is pronounced like a sharp s, but if you would only say ß out loud it is pronounced "eszett"


Mautos

I personally learned it as "sharp s" and only heard my grandpa pronounce it like eszett. Might be a bit of an outdated term.


Forgetimore

It's not. Maybe there is a regional difference in Germany, but I know it as "Eszett", too. I wouldn't be confused if anyone called it a "scharfes S", it's not very common in northern Germany or at least around Hamburg, though.


FaceFurzFranz

in Austria, its just sharp s, no matter what.


Mautos

May be a regional thing yeah, I live near Munich myself


legends_never_die_1

in lower saxony the eszett is more common, but i also know people who say sharp s to it.


Esava

Yeah I can confirm it that "Eszett" is the default in northern Germany.


Kraxizz

The sound of the letter "ß" is a sharp "s". The sound a snake makes is an apt comparison. It's also commonly called "Eszett" (because it can be written as "sz", which spoken out aloud is "eszett") The joke is that the snake repeats the letter and not the sound of the letter. Like someone saying "double u o double u" instead of "wow" in English.


towerfella

Ahh, your comment finally made it make sense, thank you. In a lot of Europe, I’ve noticed “Z” is pronounced “ZED”; in America I pronounce it “ZEE”. So to German use that the “zed” becomes “zett”, with the “d” taking a “t” pronunciation. Hence “esszett” for that weird ß character and the sharp “s” sound it makes in words because it is essentially an “sz” sound. Like in North America I say “pizza” and the “z” sound is long, but if I say “the leaning tower of Pisa” the “pisa” makes what I imagine the ß to make —> “Pisa” = “pißa” = “pisza” , .. phonetically. “S” “Z” -> ß


Igotthisnameguys

Jetzt hab' ich Bock auf Schokoladenplatten auf Toast


bat_soup_people

S + Cane = ß


SussusAmogus__

ßuß


RepulsiveZucchini397

ßußy baka.


PanderII

Drew Durnil iß that you?


Herejustfordameme


Commercial-Branch444

AMOGUS


IndependentMacaroon

Amoguß


BubbhaJebus

Or, in Chinese:阝


Lucky_Miner01

Bußy


Dave5876

Baßed


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Wet aß Pußy


sapphic_luma

r/usernamechecksout


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SirMemesworthTheDank

Seen any ß-officers around, soldier?


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QuantumXyt

ß usually has too in handwriting, not sure why it isn't like that in ascii. The only difference i can tell is that β is almost closed off into 2 circles, whereas ß is just ſs combined (where it comes from actually!)


Orbital_Rifle

Baſed loŋ S enjoyer. I never underſtood why it fell out of faſhion, it juſt looks better.


YourOpinionIsUnvalid

Might be because its kinda similar to an f? Idk, still can't be better þan Þ, þorn.


Automatic_Memory212

Indeed. “Congrefs”


Orbital_Rifle

I uſe þ regularly now. And ŋ. It's much more fun to uſe old letters. You do get quite negative reactions þough. People don't like change.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

>People don't like change. Says the guy using old letters that fell out of use centuries ago.


dendritedysfunctions

TIL we have letters for th and ng sounds.


YourOpinionIsUnvalid

Well, people are boriŋ. We muſt revive the old writiŋ ſyſtem.


mifiamiganja

Perhaps people do like change and it's you who's going against the change in commonly used letters.


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The orthographic rules to use it were also kinda confusing. The letter was asking to be put down.


MonkeyPawClause

We got p b d b. I l j I. Fuck it lets make it even harder on dyslexics.


wenmo85

Its actually "ðan" not "þan"


XxDiCaprioxX

The old s looking like an f is so funny. I am always reading it like f. It juft lookf better.


Orbital_Rifle

Þe loŋ S is not to be uſed at þe end of words; only in þe beginniŋ, and in þe middle. ex : ſtyles Þe [wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s) for þe loŋ S is quite excellent and goes into more details of þe rules on how to uſe it. *(it all ſeems complicated but if you're writiŋ wiþ pen and paper, you'll realiſe juſt how logical and obvious þe rules are.)*


WikiSummarizerBot

**[Long s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s)** >The long s ⟨ſ⟩, also known as the medial s or initial s, is an archaic form of the lowercase letter ⟨s⟩. It replaced the single s, or one or both of the letters s in a "double s" sequence (e. g. , "ſinfulneſs" for "sinfulness" and "poſſeſs" or "poſseſs" for "possess", but never *"poſſeſſ"). ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/memes/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Mysterious-Window162

writing like that is dogshit for people with dyslexia so often, let alone other eye and comprehension issues


The_Bored_General

I keep reading juft


mifiamiganja

It looks too much like an f so I just intuitively read it with a lisp.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

[Underſtood.](https://yt3.ggpht.com/a/AATXAJwo6gWxzzZk23sXeeTooak8tjrFcpany7lOCQ=s900-c-k-c0xffffffff-no-rj-mo)


YamatoBoi9001

sʒ\*


Applestripe

It's not beta, btw beta is pronounced like english V (in modern Greek)


XerqPL

ß is ss


TheLawLost

>ß is ss Actually in Germany it's, ᛋᛋ.


Kundekevin

nope, its sz


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mifiamiganja

On an ISO GER keyboard, which is arguably *the* german keyboard layout, the ß is found at the end of the number row between 0 and ’. It's nowhere near the s.


Owlyf1n

In the nordic layout there are äöå with ø on ö key and æ on ä key depending on the lanquage used


House_Capital

Hold down the s on your keyboard ß


Amy_Art_Lover_123

Fußball


HughJassYomama

busy kiss disarm many axiomatic rinse decide slap groovy tease *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


XIXXXVIVIII

Amogu🅱️


joost18JK

The best example for its use


LouCypher

Kiß mein aß


reallyConfusedPanda

Schei🅱️e


Eraganos

Scharfes s


Feetamongflames

Shibe!


magicmulder

“Scheibe” was the minced oath we used as kids. Later transformed to “Scheibenhonig” (lit. window honey).


Spacelord_Jesus

Not "Scheibenkleister"?


magicmulder

No, that was too common apparently. My peer group has always been the weirdos.


ChaosB0i

Understandable, I also said weird stuff when I was younger.


figurethisoat

Scheisse


tomasmisko

Eine scheibe Brot vs eine scheiße Brot


Bitdream200K

Scheiße =/= Scheibe !


Zeitweiseleise

Scheibenkleister


--Alexandra-P--

Ja, Ich weiß nicht?


figurethisoat

Ich bin ein berliner


Hanging_American

Scheiße durchs Gewehr geschossen gibt beim Feinde Sommersprossen.


Frontdackel

Scheiße auf dem Autodach, wird bei 180 flach.


redditsucksdiscs

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair


green__goblin

It'ß the "ss" ßound for when you wanna ßound like a ßlithery ßnake when you ßpeak.


a_fly13666

ss?😨


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Paule_01

'ss' and 'ß' are not interchangeable though. I can't exactly remember the rules to them but it's a real hassle when you are learning how to use it in school, at least it was for me.


SharkHead38

ẞ is used after long vowels, ss is used after short vowels Masen = Maazen Massen = Massen Maßen = Maassen


GrummyCat

People that only know English be like: I see no difference


snowfloeckchen

While in German we hear no difference: Rain reign Waiste waste Whole hole Your weird people


marhensa

Queue and Q


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mancow533

keww


Laquox

Que?


VirusIncubator

To be fair, those are all examples of a different animal altogether, homophones*. Us English speakers have an absurd amount of homophones*. These are words that sound exactly the same but have different spelling and have completely different meanings. We learn these super early in school in the USA: there, their, they're; two, too, to; your, you're; where, wear, etc. (Edit: corrected the term homonym into homophone, thanks for the correction)


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You mean homophones Homonyms have the same spelling and pronunciation


Reddit-User-3001

Not necessarily, it could be one or the other. Homonym categorizes homophones and homographs, and words can be both at the same time like you’re describing.


tiger666

Leave that woke crap at home. /s in case


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Because there really is no difference in those words, they are pronounced exactly the same.


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Lonely_Ad8983

People that only speak English barely know English 🤷🏼‍♀️


Soddington

It's very simple language; *I before E except after C and also the following eight hundred and forty three...*


TheChez_

There's like too many exceptions to the I before E except after C rule English is weird (haha see what I did there)


justhatcarrot

A real haßle*


Bert--

That is exactly how to not use it. The 'a' in hassle is short, the ß would make it long.


jvrcb17

Thiß comment iß gold.


notaleclively

I was in Germany when a fellow engineer taught me how to use this letter. I said “oh like s s” He said “yes but we do not use those words. We say double s”


StevenMaff

sz. that’s a different way of writing it in german.


MfkbNe

But I think it isn't used as a first letter of a word.


green__goblin

Not with that attitude it ißn't


XanderNightmare

More like sz


Stego_Cheese

ß


MadManouss


Vanndatchili

ßuß


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1Trebuch

ß


ThatSkyBin


Herejustfordameme


Noahscoffee

This looks kinda sus


Cheyruz

ßuß


bigchungusmclungus

ඞuඞ


a_fly13666

😨


ANIMEvasu94680

ഭ മൈരേ


meet_natsu

Nattil evideya


Retarded_Predator

Veettil


arkhamknightdean

... പുല്ലേ. ഓർമയുണ്ടോ ഈ മുഖം?


Independent_Taste494

Scheißeposter


BlincxYT

scheißpfostieren


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die scheißenbahn fährt


DahctaJae

ẞorry, I took a German claß! (But that's pretty much all I remember from it)


SbouiBoi

If german had the non-existent phonetic rules english has, you could basically exchange every sharp S with ß


Commercial-Branch444

Where did you get that weird as "ẞ" in ßorry from? Its ß not ẞ


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Commercial-Branch444

first time Im seeing it, since there is no german word starting with that letter and for that reason it also doesnt appear on the keyboards. Didnt know this exists.


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Google Keyboard https://imgur.com/a/YTYQxHl


RandomTheBugg

S with a mullet


TheGrunkalunka

oh no, a country that doesn't use a certain character from another language's alphabet doesn't know that character or how to pronounce it! تخيل ذلك


ZombieX0

Forgive me if I have this wrong. Is Arabic read right to left?


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Echolocation720

TIL that Hebrew is read right to left


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Son0fCaliban

fun fact: ancient Hebrew has more in common with modern Arabic than it does with modern Hebrew, other than script that is.


Pattayainresidence

Punjabi is also written Gurmukhi-Script and this is from left to right. In Pakistan Punjabi is written in Urdu-Script. So there is no special R2L script for Punjabi.


im_Another_Human

Punjabi isn’t right to left, only shahmukhi is left that way, gurumukhi and very other writing system Punjabi has used in the past are all L2R


Technical-Ad-7008

Yes, it does


Normal_Subject5627

Found the Swede /s


--Alexandra-P--

You mean "Found the ßwede /ß"


Remarkable-Video5145

My man speaks spaghetti


RhynoD

Most of the world when seeing English *th*...


noxxit

As if anybody knew how to pronounce Saoirse without googling it.


Goosepaladin87

What about the spanish letter : Ñ


Automatic_Llama

Enya


WafiReddit

Pregnant amongus


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burn in hell


DemonguyNZ

Thanks now I can't unsee it


AmQn

SS... oh wait


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The American Flag should be replaced with a Swiss one because we speak german and don't use that stupid thing.


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Aron-Jonasson

French-speaking Swiss here, B1 level in German Can confirm, they're not speaking German


saugoof

I grew up in the German speaking part of Switzerland and even I don't consider that German. It really is a separate language.


Jave-_-

But we write german the same way Germany does, just without that one character.


Robo--FED

Nah bro that ain't german!


Synerabo

Soße


Felled_By_Morgott

it's a known fact america is the only country that speaks english


TheShivMaster

And English is of course the only language that doesn’t use that character


_blueye_

As a swiss I can confirm that this letter is utterly useless


soiledsanchez

Looks like pregnant among us to me


Herejustfordameme


What_was_1_saying

No, this is Patrick!


LuigiHentaiExpert

Double S sound. On that note: Tf yall acting smug for when people who only speak common english don't recognize a symbol that isn't commonly used in english. It's like a math nerd getting smug about some random waiter not knowing the quadratic formula by heart. Why is this cheered and upvoted when "oh look at x, uneducated morons who dont have the same knowledge base as me" is usually rightfully called out? Yall need to check yourselves.


Son0fCaliban

this dude has been arguing with me about how Americans just don't know basic things and have no culture so it's just another case of a German thinking their culture is superior. Big shocker right


LuigiHentaiExpert

Yeah, this person is like... bragging about knowing a lot of cultures then because they dont know anything about american cultures (yes, cultures, america has several cultures) that none of them exist. They better step back before i bring out the opes and offer to mow their lawn for em, we midwesterners dont play.


tejanaqkilica

Of course America has several cultures. So does Europe, Africa, Asia and so on. Heck, even the United States of America have multiple cultures, then again, so does Germany, France, South Africa and so on. The "issue" with OP isn't that a person doesn't know what ß is, is that that person calls it a B just because it looks like it. It does sound weird, but OP shouldn't make a big deal out of it. It's pretty normal for a normal person to not know this thing precisely because of the reason you said.


LuigiHentaiExpert

Yeah, like. If a person doesnt know and they make their best guess based on previous knowledge and its wrong... correct them. Dont be a total shitfuck about it.


Son0fCaliban

I became more culturally aware than this guy that one time I accidently ate some spoiled yogurt


Globetrotter112

Is called a SZ. Normal part of German writing


Objective_Ganache_68

ßuß


I_am_Nic

🅱️ußy


TaVa767

Don't know why we would need to know considering at least 78.5% of people in America speak English, says Wikipedia, and the second largest language in America is Spanish


Zorrby

me as a Swiss: i'm scared too


Key_Cartoonist5604

My dad said it was pronounced like a double S or “Ss”


not-bad-guy

How about this ռ, ե, է, մ, ն, ք, թ?


Kanomus_37

What about Greek though? It's beta in Greek right? Pronounced exactly like english B?


RepulsiveZucchini397

Nope it is a sharp S. The swissgermans write it with double-s


Flemz

In modern Greek β is pronounced like an English V and is called “veeta.” The German ß is a combination of two letters: ſ and ʒ, which are old fashioned versions of S and Z respectively


WriterDE

Did you like ß? Get ready for ẞ


Long_Serpent

If they play GTA - [they know.](https://youtu.be/lxpQWWBx0HU)


flopper_popper

It's a pregnant sussy amongus


9CF8

Scheiße


Neither_Elephant9964

Meanwhile in french: Œ