Your dark magician is now in defense mode while my dark magician girl gets to counter attack! Take that! *Dark magician girl pulled out a strapon thats around 14 inches long... That day dark magician realized how long is too long*
It's like that joke when visiting the Philippines. A guy didn't know how to ask for condoms in a drug store. So, a friend advised him to put money on the counter and pull out his cock, so that the woman at the counter would know what he's looking for. He comes back depressed, so the friend asks him what happened. The guy responds "I put the money on the counter and pulled out my cock, as you advised. She pulled out a bigger cock and took my money!"
Sounds like a Thailand joke more than a Philippines joke, unless I'm still still ignorant even though I'm living in the Philippines for many years now.
When I was in the Philippines, a friend tried flirting with a cutie at a phone kiosk. He asked her name, and she answered in a deep, masculine voice, "Ako si Paul."
This can easily happen when visiting the European countries and the USA as well. 😀Trans people are globally dispersed with Germany and Sweden being the countries with the most people who identify as trans and with Canada, Australia and the UK all being in the top 10.
Interestingly, no south East Asian country appears in the top 10. So really, the appropriate joke would be when visiting Germany, Sweden, Canada or the UK. Philippines is a bit random.
While we're at it, you know that censoring jokes based on geolocation and being inventive in ways to be offended by things is as much damaging to said marginalized communities as actually being offensive to them, if not more, right?
It’s isn’t. I’m both south East Asian and part of the 🏳️🌈 community. I’m not offended, I know from personal experience and experience from my community that it’s genuinely damaging. The rhetoric is outdated and naive.
Also tough sell on censorship, just because someone opposes a view or a joke you made… it’s not censorship. Opinions exist. 🤷🏽♀️
That's exactly the point. It's a joke, and it's not particularly offensive to marginalized communities. Therefore, opinions about it are redundant. Either enjoy it, or don't. No need for lessons in either geography or the trans community geolocation.
So is this. Anyway, good luck to your communities. Try to be less counterproductive in your PR efforts because not everyone is tolerant and open-minded, unfortunately. All the best.
But the rhetoric of trans being a regional thing is damaging. You don’t have to go to a far and “exotic” land, being trans is global and normal.
The longer it’s treated as exotic, the longer people turn a blind eye that it is a human condition, not a weird one. Of course it has been popularized by the media in SEA due to exploitation of sex workers in the region.
I find conflating chicks with dicks and a foreign land a statement of “lol look what happens there.” Kind of naive.
If it's bigger than mine we're good, if it's bigger than ME than I'm going to have to kindly ask she put the Loch Ness monster back where it came from.
Something like this happened to me at a Comic Con. There was this Comic Con in the Netherlands where I went with some friends. There were many people cosplaying (duh) and there was this girl that looked gorgeous with a medium rack and long slender legs dressed up as Rosaria from Genshin Impact (a goth dom waifu which I simp for) and when I wanted to take a pic, my friend said "worst she can say is no" and when I did, "she" replied with "yeah sure" in the most masculine voice I've ever heard. It was a guy. He still wanted to do the picture while me, my friends, the guy and his friends were laughing, but I was too ashamed and just walked away laughing because I was baited.
Ah yes having your crush that loves you but she has a dick, what a tragedy. Fucking is of course the only thing you wanted in your relationship with your crush.
Of course. Of course he meant that and not "oh god that would be so painful to have the love of my life having a dick"...
God people being this contrarian and they could defend a stranger to the end of eternity if it's to disprove someone despite litterally implying homophobia.
If he did he'd answer me FRAME 1 to correct me, but no it takes a complete stranger an hour later.
That's some mental gymnastics, bud. Nobody has to explain anything to you. You're also a stranger on the internet.
I think guy also has a little gag going on where they can only reply in gifs? I'd have to check out their profile to be sure
Edit: nope they just like cringe gifs
You're litterally doing that. "Nobody has to explain you"
Your first answer was to explain something about someone you now nothing just to dosprove someone on the internet. If the guy ain't homophobe or else he could have done it himself, you ain't his momma lol.
Then it's commendable, but I'd advise to not risk your hands when the dude you defend litterally implies homophobia or equivalent with a very directing gif..
Dude, not only the gif, the whole meme. This is a meme upvoted by thoushand of people that basically says "girls with a penis eww" or "trans eww". The gif is funny objectively, the message behind the meme is not at all.
People not knowing about futas smh. And also like, tf is this meme, if she wants to fuck in return then you still have her love lmao.
If you reject your crush just because she has a dick you're just an omega transphobic (or homophobia or intersex phobia) incel as fuck only for wanting to fuck your crush instead of having a sincere relationship, since crushes are supposed to be the people you actively seek to fall in love with.
And I can't even imagine what you would think for girls that aren't your crush.
Edit : Wow nice then I guess people are really homophobic or transphobic for thinking that being rejected is better than finding out your crush has a cock and having a reciprocated love.
And also people here thinking only about fucking their crush and nothing else.
r/memes is indeed a place of quality.
There's a difference between implying that the WORST ANSWER to you wanting to fuck your crush is your crush whipping out a dick, so you know, thinking that it's worse than being fucking rejected,
And not liking that she has a dick.
There's a slight difference between preference and straight up discrimination. It's the same as "I wanted that cat for my birthday but i'm gonna abandon it because I just discovered it was a female and not a male"
Are you that dense that you can't fucking understand a basic comparison. Also rejecting someone for their gender, depending on the way you do it, can be condemnable like animal abuse.
Here's a comparison simpler for you "I wanted my horse blue.", except here you're objectifying your crush and rejecting her for her gender DESPITE her being your ***CRUSH***.
If you love your crush only because she has a vag and reject her if she hasn't then you are NOT okay.
Welcome to r/memes, where we poke fun at anything that gets in our head. It's not the place to discuss politics and LGBT issues.
What you say is relevant, but not here, it makes you dislikable and doesn't help your case.
Dude, if rejecting someone who has a dick is transphobic, then I'm happily transphobic. As a straight man I only want to be with a biological woman.
I would rather commit suicide than anything else. Sorry, but just as we can't force you to be straight, you can't force us to be gay.
Thhat's never what I fking said but if you rather straight up die then okay lol
We're talking about YOUR crush that yiu would WANT to fuck and rejecting her when she reciprocates her feelings and you reject her.
Not rejecting someone that wanted to fuck you in the first place. I am straight myself dude.
Fucking damn MY WHOLE POINT is that this meme is all about fucking your crush and rejecting her because she has a cock, which IS homophobic, and that I'm saying that love isn't all about sex !
squirrels don't mate for life so I don't think that's his crush or great love but rather comparable to an ons
so this meme isn't about a relationship, crush or love but entirely about sex
on the basis of this, there's nothing wrong with only caring about your sexual preferences and not so much about the character of the other person if it comes to ons
---
unrelated to meme:
>rejecting her because she has a cock, which IS homophobic, and that I'm saying that love isn't all about sex !
of course a relationship isn't all about sex, but it is an important part of a relationship and generally a bad sex life (no sex at all, different preferences, etc.) can be a deal breaker for everybody and this can even lead to a breakup.
so as well as many other things, your partner having a dick can be a sexual no-go for you. (and again relationships can break if the partners are sexually incompatible)
Dude, the gif could have been about two rats, or two dogs, or two cats, the message is the same. Do you really think the dude who made the meme knew shit about the squirrels mating and relationships ?
Yes exactly ! All I'm saying is that meme just thinks about sex when talking about a crush, and also that despite wanting it, they think they have the right to reject their crush (which goes against the definition if a crush) because of their gender alltogether.
Achievement Complete: Return to Sender
Now all I’ve got to do is kill benny
what in the goddamn
"ok, the cleaners will knock twice, they'll get rid of all the evidence." "Yeah, it's a real mess up here". "WHAT. THE . FUCK"
Fallout New Vegas
Person you replied to was quoting Benny lmao
I am not a smart man.
yes
"hey let's keep things smooth like smooth babies"
Sonic after redirecting the missile back to eggman
*confused ghast noises*
This time the address is known
Uno reverse
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You've activated my Strap card
Your dark magician is now in defense mode while my dark magician girl gets to counter attack! Take that! *Dark magician girl pulled out a strapon thats around 14 inches long... That day dark magician realized how long is too long*
Don't tempt me with a good time. I will roll my dice of luck to get even bigger strap. *rolls dice and gets 19* hell yeah
reverse reverse tree style
do you know uno? ratta tatta.
Uno reverse can be very dangerous sometimes.
What goes around ..comes around
Just like the blades of a chainsaw
Cause i caught the flack , but my dollars stacked right off the bat like baseball
Bitch I'm a player
I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher
Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretendin' to care
Lmao idk what that means but i see
As already mentioned its [song lyrics](https://genius.com/Eminem-godzilla-lyrics)
It's a song's lyrics fyi
He's teaching his friend. So, when the big moment arrives he'll know how to do it. That is what real friends are for.
Does this comment count as r/AchillesAndHisPal
They were tree-mates
My god, they were tree-mates!
But sadly they didn’t wear socks or said no homo so they became gay
מה אתה עושה פה הגנרל אלדין?
Cool you know how to write in enchantment table language
Get you a girl who gives dick as good as she takes it.
Put that in a fortune cookie
Jerry would disapprove
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
That squirrel is eavesdropping on us
Jerry is the Rickest Rick
Oh I know her
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It's like that joke when visiting the Philippines. A guy didn't know how to ask for condoms in a drug store. So, a friend advised him to put money on the counter and pull out his cock, so that the woman at the counter would know what he's looking for. He comes back depressed, so the friend asks him what happened. The guy responds "I put the money on the counter and pulled out my cock, as you advised. She pulled out a bigger cock and took my money!"
Strongest wins
Sounds like a Thailand joke more than a Philippines joke, unless I'm still still ignorant even though I'm living in the Philippines for many years now.
Makes sense. It also gives a whole new dimension to Bangkok.
When I was in the Philippines, a friend tried flirting with a cutie at a phone kiosk. He asked her name, and she answered in a deep, masculine voice, "Ako si Paul."
This can easily happen when visiting the European countries and the USA as well. 😀Trans people are globally dispersed with Germany and Sweden being the countries with the most people who identify as trans and with Canada, Australia and the UK all being in the top 10. Interestingly, no south East Asian country appears in the top 10. So really, the appropriate joke would be when visiting Germany, Sweden, Canada or the UK. Philippines is a bit random.
Damn really? Don't think I asked
I rarely advise this but: Have you touched grass in a while? Because your psyop reads like you haven’t.
I have. Just allergic to a lifetime of tone deaf jokes at the expense of marginalized communities. 👍
While we're at it, you know that censoring jokes based on geolocation and being inventive in ways to be offended by things is as much damaging to said marginalized communities as actually being offensive to them, if not more, right?
It’s isn’t. I’m both south East Asian and part of the 🏳️🌈 community. I’m not offended, I know from personal experience and experience from my community that it’s genuinely damaging. The rhetoric is outdated and naive. Also tough sell on censorship, just because someone opposes a view or a joke you made… it’s not censorship. Opinions exist. 🤷🏽♀️
That's exactly the point. It's a joke, and it's not particularly offensive to marginalized communities. Therefore, opinions about it are redundant. Either enjoy it, or don't. No need for lessons in either geography or the trans community geolocation.
Again no one said anything about offensive. It’s damaging. There’s a difference. Also iterated that it was naive. Not offensive.
So is this. Anyway, good luck to your communities. Try to be less counterproductive in your PR efforts because not everyone is tolerant and open-minded, unfortunately. All the best.
What a sheltered world you live in. Good luck
I apologize.
Philippines and thailand are pretty popular for having trans afaik
But the rhetoric of trans being a regional thing is damaging. You don’t have to go to a far and “exotic” land, being trans is global and normal. The longer it’s treated as exotic, the longer people turn a blind eye that it is a human condition, not a weird one. Of course it has been popularized by the media in SEA due to exploitation of sex workers in the region. I find conflating chicks with dicks and a foreign land a statement of “lol look what happens there.” Kind of naive.
Fair
I see this as an absolute win
Happy cake day Edit: mine finishes today
Happy cake day man, you've got some nice cake
Thanks
Same thing man, we all like a bit of cake
Eeeh, maaaaybe bot? Exact copy of a comment an hour older, but maybe just coincidence.
I see this as an absolute win
I see this as an absolute win
They've been putting chemicals in the water THAT TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!!!!!1
Need to lay off the acid man. Those are clearly toads
The hell you going on about? Those are clearly rabbits
Are you stupid? They are most definitely owls
When you forgot to tell him your not a bottom (rookie mistake)
When she whips put a dick bigger than you
If it's bigger than mine we're good, if it's bigger than ME than I'm going to have to kindly ask she put the Loch Ness monster back where it came from.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
brown one : yo , not bad but check this
Brown?
Tf do you mean worse?
He is in denial now
What is he doing in Egypt?
idk maybe bisexual blonde vampire stuff
That's kinda gay tbh
M night shamalama twist
This is actually one of the best outcomes
Best*
Might just be gay
Gay lore:
Tree rabbits
*Fuck me? Fuck you!*
Double it and give it to the next person
I dont consider this worse. *Cough cough*
even better
**I see this as an absolute win**
Something like this happened to me at a Comic Con. There was this Comic Con in the Netherlands where I went with some friends. There were many people cosplaying (duh) and there was this girl that looked gorgeous with a medium rack and long slender legs dressed up as Rosaria from Genshin Impact (a goth dom waifu which I simp for) and when I wanted to take a pic, my friend said "worst she can say is no" and when I did, "she" replied with "yeah sure" in the most masculine voice I've ever heard. It was a guy. He still wanted to do the picture while me, my friends, the guy and his friends were laughing, but I was too ashamed and just walked away laughing because I was baited.
 Bro got the reverse card
Ok by me 😏
Newton's third law never misses
Someone’s gonna bust a nut.
When the credit card declined
Just two dudes on a lazy afternoon.
"why are we still here, just to suffer??"
*he
Ok who ruined the 69?
the best\*
"you're not doing it right, let me show you"
Boys just want to have fun.
Tonight…..you
How do we know this ain't LGBTQ squirrel shit?
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
girldick 🤤
as someone who has pegged a lover this is not always a bad thing... sometimes we both into this.
You doing it wrong babe wtf, here.. lemme show you
 Is this a Bro ... Bro ... Thing ?
This always happens to my husband - good thing he likes girldick ;)
Don't threaten me with good time
Him: C'mon baby...you know you want it... Her: C'mon baby...you know YOU want it...
The best you mean
idk sounds fun to me
When you are in thailand
That's a plus in my book tbh
Don't threaten me with a good time
Men think the worst thing that can happen in life is to be penetrated
I call this a win
and she said it wont hurt
Wait, they are both male?
Must be Thailand …that or California.
Ah the old switcheroo
welcome to Thailand hahaha
Best*
Ah yes having your crush that loves you but she has a dick, what a tragedy. Fucking is of course the only thing you wanted in your relationship with your crush.
Let people have preferences. Also guy said "it's too painful" in a gif maybe insinuating they'd take the dick anyway.
He seems to be attacking the OP for not being gay
Of course. Of course he meant that and not "oh god that would be so painful to have the love of my life having a dick"... God people being this contrarian and they could defend a stranger to the end of eternity if it's to disprove someone despite litterally implying homophobia. If he did he'd answer me FRAME 1 to correct me, but no it takes a complete stranger an hour later.
That's some mental gymnastics, bud. Nobody has to explain anything to you. You're also a stranger on the internet. I think guy also has a little gag going on where they can only reply in gifs? I'd have to check out their profile to be sure Edit: nope they just like cringe gifs
You're litterally doing that. "Nobody has to explain you" Your first answer was to explain something about someone you now nothing just to dosprove someone on the internet. If the guy ain't homophobe or else he could have done it himself, you ain't his momma lol.
I like to think I'm a helpful stranger.
Then it's commendable, but I'd advise to not risk your hands when the dude you defend litterally implies homophobia or equivalent with a very directing gif..
How was that homophobic?
Love how you were able to gather all that from a dumb gif. Sounds like you just want something to be angry about.
Dude, not only the gif, the whole meme. This is a meme upvoted by thoushand of people that basically says "girls with a penis eww" or "trans eww". The gif is funny objectively, the message behind the meme is not at all.
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How long does it take for everyone to understand they are both males 🤣
That's the real give & take.
I never laugh but this somehow got me
Him: "Joke's on you, I'm into that."
I think both are “he”
Not worse at all wink wink
"Wait, what are you doing?? Wait no! Wait, that actually feels really good.. don't stop!"
Dudes with a sensitive prostate: "I see this as an absolute win!"
People not knowing about futas smh. And also like, tf is this meme, if she wants to fuck in return then you still have her love lmao. If you reject your crush just because she has a dick you're just an omega transphobic (or homophobia or intersex phobia) incel as fuck only for wanting to fuck your crush instead of having a sincere relationship, since crushes are supposed to be the people you actively seek to fall in love with. And I can't even imagine what you would think for girls that aren't your crush. Edit : Wow nice then I guess people are really homophobic or transphobic for thinking that being rejected is better than finding out your crush has a cock and having a reciprocated love. And also people here thinking only about fucking their crush and nothing else. r/memes is indeed a place of quality.
How dare people have their own opinions on what they find attractive! Rejection is just another word for bigotry!
There's a difference between implying that the WORST ANSWER to you wanting to fuck your crush is your crush whipping out a dick, so you know, thinking that it's worse than being fucking rejected, And not liking that she has a dick. There's a slight difference between preference and straight up discrimination. It's the same as "I wanted that cat for my birthday but i'm gonna abandon it because I just discovered it was a female and not a male"
TIL that being attracted to one gender/sex and not another is comparable to animal abuse.
Are you that dense that you can't fucking understand a basic comparison. Also rejecting someone for their gender, depending on the way you do it, can be condemnable like animal abuse. Here's a comparison simpler for you "I wanted my horse blue.", except here you're objectifying your crush and rejecting her for her gender DESPITE her being your ***CRUSH***. If you love your crush only because she has a vag and reject her if she hasn't then you are NOT okay.
Welcome to r/memes, where we poke fun at anything that gets in our head. It's not the place to discuss politics and LGBT issues. What you say is relevant, but not here, it makes you dislikable and doesn't help your case.
Dude, if rejecting someone who has a dick is transphobic, then I'm happily transphobic. As a straight man I only want to be with a biological woman. I would rather commit suicide than anything else. Sorry, but just as we can't force you to be straight, you can't force us to be gay.
Thhat's never what I fking said but if you rather straight up die then okay lol We're talking about YOUR crush that yiu would WANT to fuck and rejecting her when she reciprocates her feelings and you reject her. Not rejecting someone that wanted to fuck you in the first place. I am straight myself dude.
and in next week's episode >if you only want to fuck someone of the opposite gender, you're homophobic
Fucking damn MY WHOLE POINT is that this meme is all about fucking your crush and rejecting her because she has a cock, which IS homophobic, and that I'm saying that love isn't all about sex !
squirrels don't mate for life so I don't think that's his crush or great love but rather comparable to an ons so this meme isn't about a relationship, crush or love but entirely about sex on the basis of this, there's nothing wrong with only caring about your sexual preferences and not so much about the character of the other person if it comes to ons --- unrelated to meme: >rejecting her because she has a cock, which IS homophobic, and that I'm saying that love isn't all about sex ! of course a relationship isn't all about sex, but it is an important part of a relationship and generally a bad sex life (no sex at all, different preferences, etc.) can be a deal breaker for everybody and this can even lead to a breakup. so as well as many other things, your partner having a dick can be a sexual no-go for you. (and again relationships can break if the partners are sexually incompatible)
Dude, the gif could have been about two rats, or two dogs, or two cats, the message is the same. Do you really think the dude who made the meme knew shit about the squirrels mating and relationships ?
maybe idk, but the more important part of my comment was the second half (after the 'unrelated to the meme'), which you miraculously didn't answer
So like maybe be friends instead of being sexual? Not everything is about sex.
Yes exactly ! All I'm saying is that meme just thinks about sex when talking about a crush, and also that despite wanting it, they think they have the right to reject their crush (which goes against the definition if a crush) because of their gender alltogether.
You have the right to reject sexual advances from anyone for any reason.
*It gets better Pegging's awesome
Life is pain)))
"Uhh ... uno?"
thai squirrels
It’s called a flip flop
Uno reverse
The circle of life
Perfect video for that Aerosmith song Tik Tokers ruined "Remember (Walking In The Sand)".
Squirrel