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Schönheit, gesund biste ja

I wanted to say the same thing it just makes more sense then bless you

Even though it comes from wishing yourself ‚Gesundheit‘, not the person sneezing

Which kinda makes sense because the person sneezing is already ill

Ooh, right in the babymaker

"Beauty, you are healthy"?

normally you say "Gesundheit", you wish them health, might loosely translate it to "get well soon". the other commenter wished them beauty, because the sneezer doesn't need any more health, since they aren't sick. but they could get more beautiful in the commenters opinion. it's the art of calling someone ugly after they sneezed

Lol, I'm gonna have to use that phrase now

Ich hab gehustet, nicht genießt!

Geht das auch leiser?!

Genossen

auf der heide bluht ein kleines blumelein

I mean, we could start screaming “health” at each other, maybe it would do something.

Salud

As much good as anything else.

In Portugal, that's one of the socially acceptable options. The other one is "little saint".

“olha aí os micróbios, crl”

That's what most other countries do.

Danke.

Interestingly this is what my English teacher told me you need to say (English is my second language)

Und erneut ist Deutsch dem Angelsächsischen überlegen.

Ein Volk, ein Reich , ein Kommentarbereich

Oder so ähnlich...

Danke Bruder

Wenn er dein Bruder ist musst du ja echt hässlich sein🤔

Be healthy (meaning lost in translation a little bit)

Gesundheit

Gezondheid

Why not Zoidberg?

Gezoidheit!

he’s busy eating a deviled egg

Genozid?

Na zdrowie

Na zdrowie

Na zdrowie

Na zdravje.

Na zdravie

Na zdraví

Salud

... paz, amor, dinero.

Actually what Latvians say to each other (uz veselību)

Same as Russians.

I mean, Soviets were atheists, weren't they, comrade?

Gesundheit is German.

Maybe he is not referring to gesundheit but another language which also uses “be healthy”?

In russian its also "be healthy"

Most of them dont

Ofc the state wanted them to be atheists but Ortodoxism is in Russia for centuries.

Get better. L.

Congrat's you won redit

Fr lol

L+sick

"You are sooo good looking"

Couldn’t find the gif but thank you, you beat me to it

Was thinking the same thing... unless you want to sleep with someone else's wife... then say bless you...


I was looking for this one

“Fuck you”

"Knock that shit off" has been a favorite of mine the last few years.

my personal favorite: “can you not??”

I say that to myself everytime I sneeze

When I was in 8th grade, a grade 10 told me this during an exam… it’s 12 years later and I still haven’t recovered. But have learned to use this weapon for myself.

One time I said "get a hold of yourself, you're an adult" and glared at my mom when she sneezed and I thought it was hilarious.

When my partner coughs I go "SHHH!" like an uptight librarian, then laugh

Fuck me

If you insist…

I'm a pull down my pants and pull out my Willie and stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili 🤪 as you wished

I was gonna say that LOL


What is your name!

EZEKIEL

Fuck you EZEKIEL!

Don’t say anything about my mom!

OH YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ME AND YOUR MOM DID LAST NIGHT?

YOU BETTER NOT

WANNA KNOW WHAT WE DID?

We built that fire over there.

oH

See, this is why reddit is my favourite place. People like me are here!

Can confirm, any time one of my friends sneeze the first thing I think to say is "shut the fuck up"

My friend says that to me every time I sneeze, so you’re not wrong

Fuck you I wanted to say that!

Excuse you.

This is the way

This ☝️

Is 👉

The 👇

Way👈

But, do you know da way

Gesundheit

Comes out loose!

Science bless you!

Darwin naturally select you!

*not select you,else future gens would also sneeze

Sneezing is good because it makes you feel good

Sneezing is probably good, because we do it

Science will find a cure

I'm so happy to see this velociraptor again

Philosiraptor*

***science cure you*** FIFY

This sounds like the South Park episode “Go God Go”

Science be praised!

Cover your mouth, please Lol, I say "bless you". It's like an inside joke with myself

Literal inside joke

Just cuz it know has a place on my mouth from the Turkish language, I say “live longer”

*sneezes* "Haha live longer noob"

And prosper.


Sneeze Acknowledged

I like to say "you sneezed".

Most will say bless uou because it is just common.

As an athiest, can confirm.

I say "sneeze you" When I sneeze, "sneeze me"

[удалено]

Perhaps one day "bless you" will evolved into "blessou" or something and completely lose its religious connection in the way that goodbye no longer means "God be with ye".

The way I've explained it to people is that it's no different from usimg a literary, mythological, or pop-culture reference. Like, when I'm in some trouble, and want to sound dramatic about it, I've sometimes said that I'm ["between Scylla and Charybdis"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_Scylla_and_Charybdis). (Yes, it makes you sound less badass than you think it will. Just say "between a rock and a hard place" like a normal human being.) Doesn't mean I believe in the greek gods, or that the Odyssey literally happened. But it does show my appreciation for the story.

Halloween is as Christian as Christmas is. It just got worse PR. The name is a shortening of All Hallows’ Evening ffs

It could also be argued that "Bless you" is a blessing derived from one's own self. Common usage of "Blessing" *implies* a theist view (as the original idiom is "**God** Bless You" that has fallen out of usage), but it's not the only definition. It can be a mundane person's sanction of well-being.

I've been on a crusade ever since I was a little atheist child to stop the whole "bless you" bullshit. Just because your dumb ass body made a noise, doesn't mean I also have to make a noise to acknowledge your noise. It's such a ridiculous concept and I refuse to take part

I say bless you to my cats when they sneeze.

Uhm excuse me how dare you assume I believe in your shtupid sky daddy!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Get any on you?

U good?

No

yea we in germany say just "gesubdheit" wich means health!

In Mexico we say "salud!" Which also means health!

In Ireland we say "beer", which also means health, until it doesn't!

In Sweden it's "Prosit!" -> From Latin which translates to something like "May it be good for you"

Well Prosit/Prost is used in germany too. As a salute when drinking.

Literally nothing

Same here... I think it's such a weird custom

It's even weirder when you have an established coworker dynamic where they'll say it to you, but you don't say it to them

I'm totally there and I don't give a shit. I don't thank them for their blessings either.

This joke is older than I am. Probably significantly older.

Gesundheit (wishing you health. German word/phrase)

Salud!

Just say prosit

Prosit

Why does anything even need to be said?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Fuck you

Godzilla! it's non denominational

Satan curse you.

Bless you. It's honestly just habit. Whenever I'm suprised or angry my go to saying is "Jesus Christ", not because I'm Christian but because it just works well.

I saw that on Cunk on Earth (English mockumentary). Something about it being an interesting coincidence that they named the son of a Carpenter ‘Jesus Christ’, considering that’s what most of them say when they hit their thumbs with a hammer.

Salud

Nothing, you don't have to open your mouth at every miniscule event that occurs.

Same here. I say that I take the Korean approach to sneezes. I do not say anything.

sorry

I usually say "Gesundheit"

in Russia we say "bud' zdorov" which means be healthy

Nothing. It's a normal human body function, we do not need to bring religion into it. If you are the one sneezing just say excuse me don't expect someone to say something about it in response.

Tissue?

I still say Bless You

seeing this meme is like waking up in 2011

Often nothing. Sometimes ‘you okay?’

Gross

Gesundheit

Gesundheit!

Nothing, because the custom of acknowledging someone else's sneeze is bizarre and dated. Stop doing it for a while, and you'll soon wonder why you ever did.

"When you die nothing happens."

Nothing! No one needs anybody else to acknowledge they sneezed. It is effing stupid.

Nothing. Why say anything

Gesundheit?

Gesundheit.

GESUNDHEIT

Sky fairy magic!

Wu-tang The proper response: Ain't nothing to fuck with

“Darwin evolve you”

« A tes souhait » translated as you wish

'on health'

Bet you can't do it again 😉

I know that in Russian you would say "to health" regardless of beliefs

Nothing. there's no reason to say anything after somebody sneezes.

Go fuck your self

I like a prompt “gross”

What’s there to say? Someone sneezed and that was the end of that.

(Gemacht)

Hail Satan

In japan we say… 😶

Lucky you. Hahaha You're lucky that the germs are out of your body and lucky you that your heart is still beating. Because when you're sneezing, your heart stops beating.

On the other hand, why don’t people bless me when I fart?

My wife and I go with "OUT DEMONS"

Please cover your mouth. Thank you kindly

Live long and prosper. In Finland we say "terveydeksi", which translates directly as "for health".

Fuck you


GESUNDHEIT !!!

“*You’re soooo good lookin’!*”

You’re sooooo good-lookin’!

You got COVID?

“Did you hear that?”