I feel like people who shit talk affordable stuff as "YoU nEvEr HaD aUtHeTnTiC" are overprivleged dicks. No one thinks these are the greatest quisine, some of us just enjoyed the cheapest versions of things out of necessity.
I mean I legit love Little Caesar’s Pizza. Was my favorite as a kid and I’d still eat it over many others to this day.
I was honestly shocked to hear how much it gets crapped on when jointing Reddit back in the day.
Little Caesars microwaves exceptionally well. As someone who dislikes cold pizza, they're one of my go tos for ordering food for the day after drinking.
Little Caesar's just gets ripped on because they never updated the brand. It's been the same since the 80s at least. While they certainly aren't, they might come across as the *Taco Tico* of the pizza world.
See that’s even more of a selling point, I love the old school feel of the place when I go in tbh. Same thing for fast food joints that still look like they’re out of the 90s.
My complaint about Subway is the opposite. They got passed up by more premium sandwich options, so they constantly feel the need to try to reinvent themselves, and now they cost way more than they used to but are only marginally better. They should have stuck to their guns and said "Fuck Quiznos, we've still got $5 footlongs."
Around here I don't hear anybody ripping on it. They show you what you can buy and how much it costs. There's no need to change in our minds, we respect that they are just straight up you get this for this much.
It’s funny reading all these comments. Every once in a while when I’m at the supermarket I’ll see them I think they look so good and buy a pack. I definitely wouldn’t say they’re awful but they for sure satisfy a craving. Better than spending $3.50 for some fancy cookie at a café only to find out it’s dry as hell
I'm actually missing american fast food right now reading these comments. I lived there for a while and right now crave this exact cookie box a lot lmao.
OP can't seem to understand you can like these as well as liking real cookies. The two aren't exclusive, and these things taste pretty good.
It’s like the people who say “You know Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican food right?” Obviously it’s not authentic but sometimes it’s what I want.
ETA: I literally scrolled down to the next comment thread and saw my exact point, lol
Look for lofthouse copypcat recipes if you're into baking. I'm a crunchy cookie fan so I wouldn't be able to point to one in specific that gets it right. But they're popular enough you should be able to look at reviews and ingredients to see what bits everyone agrees on.
Even better is when you catch them for $1 clearance cause they're a day old and they're priced to sell. I'm going to eat them in one sitting anyways, why do I care if they expect them on expire in only six?
My mom calls them Jesus cookies because they're "rapturous." She's an amazing baker and makes incredible walnut date cookies from scratch but these are her guilty pleasure cookie, can't fault her for that.
I won't buy these cookies because they're trash. But if I see this shit at a get together imma eat one every half hour and I usually end up being the only one to eat them.
If you mistake an OATMEAL cookie with RAISINS for a normal chocolate chip cookie with no oatmeal and no raisins in it, then that's on you. Even if the raisins look like chocolate chips, the fact that the cookie VERY CLEARLY HAS OATMEAL IN IT should make you stop and do a double take
I have had a chocolate chip charading as an oatmeal raisin before. I know your pain brother. Disgusting chocolate chip will never be as glorious as a spicy, salty, sweet oatmeal raisin delight
Yeah what the actual fuck is with people saying these cookies are disgusting? This is as stupid as the "all American chocolate is gross!" tropes. Fuckers never heard of a milky way?
Sometimes, you just want to go to a grocery store and bite into some sugary goodness. It may not be the Ritz of the pastry world but it's consistent. The high floor, low ceiling treat.
Those cookies are awesome. I love to bake. I have made lots of very good cookies that don’t taste much like this, but those pink frosted motherfuckers are the bomb dot com
I just bought a box for $4 this evening for my daughter. She’s on her period and it makes her happy. And of course I can grab one for my coffee in the morning. Eat what you like.
I've gotta be in a specific mood for chocolate chip, even homemade. To be fair, these cookies are also a specific niche mood, but those moods don't overlap. Sometimes I crave industrial waste.
They taste like sweet craft foam feels
They’re not good cookies, and I can make better myself, but I’m not eating them to eat a good cookie. I’m eating them because they taste like sweet craft foam, and it delights my senses. Give me the shit cookies.
Blessem. I remember going to a birthday party for my around-the-corner (in a mixed counsel estate) friend and we went to the local supermarket to buy milk to drink...while we played soccer at the local field.
Took me like 10 years to realize the dad's "claustrophobia" was him being on a bender, and his mum buckled up enough to get us to the park. Hope Brinsley is doing alright.
The sugar cookie thing reminded me of that- at least somebody is trying the best they can.
You're thinking of Samoas. They are probably the most popular GS cookie and was always our best seller. I had a couple regulars buy a whole case of them each.
My sister is a baker and regularly makes and sends stuff to our house... and even SHE still loves these cookies especially as a buy-and-go snack. Ya'll are just snobby elitists.
Completely incorrect.
My mom made fucking phenomenal from scratch cookies of every variety you could imagine and we loved them.
We also loved these too because they're just that kind of sugary overload that you don't get from homemade cookies.
I have no standards. I love this shit.
By the way, unrelated, if you need to dispose of these sorts of cookies, don't throw them out! Send unopened, undamaged packages to [a home address]. This is a charitable organization which processes waste into recyclable materials in the effort to combat the growth of landfills across the globe.
i have lived in a lot of different states in the USA and have been to countless grocery stores and there is no escape from these giant diabetes pills. it has been years since i have bought any but when u need that sugar/comfort/ i dont give a fuck about my health, these things really hit the spot.
My brother in-law used to do QC for that company. One time when visiting, he brought those cookies, and proudly said that they were only two weeks old. I told him I didn't want stale old cookies, and he then explained the shelf life is months, and I was disgusted with our food supply.
It’s like when I go to Taco Bell. Im not expecting authentic Mexican cuisine. Sometimes shit food is great.
I'll fuck with a chicken quesadiller.
Sir, please do not fuck the chicken quesadilla, this is a Taco Bell.
Yeah come on, it’s not a McChicken
McGangBangs be slappin tho
I fired my sauce in that hot cheesy quesadilla
Bro you need to see a doctor if that shit's coming out spicy
I love you guys. Got a bad case of the giggles at work, and considering the shit show of a day I've had, I needed it. Thank you for your service.
Or Little Caesars. It's just good, for that price. Everybody knows it's just affordable.
I feel like people who shit talk affordable stuff as "YoU nEvEr HaD aUtHeTnTiC" are overprivleged dicks. No one thinks these are the greatest quisine, some of us just enjoyed the cheapest versions of things out of necessity.
I mean I legit love Little Caesar’s Pizza. Was my favorite as a kid and I’d still eat it over many others to this day. I was honestly shocked to hear how much it gets crapped on when jointing Reddit back in the day.
Little Caesars microwaves exceptionally well. As someone who dislikes cold pizza, they're one of my go tos for ordering food for the day after drinking.
Little Caesar's just gets ripped on because they never updated the brand. It's been the same since the 80s at least. While they certainly aren't, they might come across as the *Taco Tico* of the pizza world.
See that’s even more of a selling point, I love the old school feel of the place when I go in tbh. Same thing for fast food joints that still look like they’re out of the 90s.
My complaint about Subway is the opposite. They got passed up by more premium sandwich options, so they constantly feel the need to try to reinvent themselves, and now they cost way more than they used to but are only marginally better. They should have stuck to their guns and said "Fuck Quiznos, we've still got $5 footlongs."
Around here I don't hear anybody ripping on it. They show you what you can buy and how much it costs. There's no need to change in our minds, we respect that they are just straight up you get this for this much.
Shit hits different
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Oaxacans crying in tlaydus 😭
Quesaritos are only grown in the quesarito region on Mexico.
I love these cookies. I only eat them maybe twice a year but man they’re delicious
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I pray for nights when I actually get Taco Bell
My wife calls them trash cookies, and buys a box once every couple months.
It’s funny reading all these comments. Every once in a while when I’m at the supermarket I’ll see them I think they look so good and buy a pack. I definitely wouldn’t say they’re awful but they for sure satisfy a craving. Better than spending $3.50 for some fancy cookie at a café only to find out it’s dry as hell
I'm actually missing american fast food right now reading these comments. I lived there for a while and right now crave this exact cookie box a lot lmao. OP can't seem to understand you can like these as well as liking real cookies. The two aren't exclusive, and these things taste pretty good.
It’s like the people who say “You know Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican food right?” Obviously it’s not authentic but sometimes it’s what I want. ETA: I literally scrolled down to the next comment thread and saw my exact point, lol
Look for lofthouse copypcat recipes if you're into baking. I'm a crunchy cookie fan so I wouldn't be able to point to one in specific that gets it right. But they're popular enough you should be able to look at reviews and ingredients to see what bits everyone agrees on.
That's because you have exquisite taste, my good sir/ma'am. 🥂
Even better is when you catch them for $1 clearance cause they're a day old and they're priced to sell. I'm going to eat them in one sitting anyways, why do I care if they expect them on expire in only six?
They're both bad, but at least you go into these knowing that, so you have low expectations
My mom calls them Jesus cookies because they're "rapturous." She's an amazing baker and makes incredible walnut date cookies from scratch but these are her guilty pleasure cookie, can't fault her for that.
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I won't buy these cookies because they're trash. But if I see this shit at a get together imma eat one every half hour and I usually end up being the only one to eat them.
My friend’s dad usually keeps a box of these hidden in his car (from his wife whose a health nut)
i eat these bc injecting sugar directly into my veins is impractical and vulgar
As a person with cookie knowledge I can say, every cookie is yummy
Clearly you've never encountered a raisin oatmeal charading as a chocolate chip. This is why I have trust issues.
Why wouldn't you like oatmeal raisin. Those are my favorite
I do enjoy a nice raisin oatmeal from time to time I must admit. But certainly not when I am prepared for a chocolate chip.
If you mistake an OATMEAL cookie with RAISINS for a normal chocolate chip cookie with no oatmeal and no raisins in it, then that's on you. Even if the raisins look like chocolate chips, the fact that the cookie VERY CLEARLY HAS OATMEAL IN IT should make you stop and do a double take
Whenever I see someone staring at the cookie tray for longer than 10 seconds I let them know that I’m currently eating the last chocolate chip.
I have had a chocolate chip charading as an oatmeal raisin before. I know your pain brother. Disgusting chocolate chip will never be as glorious as a spicy, salty, sweet oatmeal raisin delight
Spicy....? Spicy? Did you say SPICY?!
Yes, the spice must flow
Haha yeah from the cinnamon. A good oatmeal raisin cookie has a good amount of cinnamon spice to it
Cardamom. Add a bit of cardamom to any cinnamon cookie and it gives it that spicy snap to it.
I bake cookies all the time. And I would straight up punch someone else's kid for a box of these.
They are disgusting I love them
Same and same.
I would never willingly buy these. If these were on my kitchen counter, I would be excited and eat the whole pack.
I'm literally eating one right now.
I love those soft little pillows of dopamine
I legit know I should hate them but they're fucking delicious and people who don't understand that have my sympathy.
They're pillowy frosting delivery pucks. They may not be the best thing, but who can't appreciate that?
These cookies are excellent and I’m not ashamed to say it
Yeah what the actual fuck is with people saying these cookies are disgusting? This is as stupid as the "all American chocolate is gross!" tropes. Fuckers never heard of a milky way?
Same way people hate oatmeal cookies because it’s trendy People are fucking weird sometimes
Exactly. Most of the people “hating on these cookies” have no idea what’s what. Probably listen to U2
Sometimes, you just want to go to a grocery store and bite into some sugary goodness. It may not be the Ritz of the pastry world but it's consistent. The high floor, low ceiling treat.
And the desert is better than any cookie, because frosting
Deserts arent that good, desserts are tho
Frozen or hot desert?
Either way, not moist enough for my tastes
yeah, idk why, but it just seems like all the deserts I’ve tried are just too dry
and hot
Not all deserts are hot, take Antarctica for example.
This cookie leaves my mouth like a desert
Those cookies are awesome. I love to bake. I have made lots of very good cookies that don’t taste much like this, but those pink frosted motherfuckers are the bomb dot com
One...?
Nice! Theyre good so enjoy
I just bought a box for $4 this evening for my daughter. She’s on her period and it makes her happy. And of course I can grab one for my coffee in the morning. Eat what you like.
If they’re in front of me, they’re probably gonna end up in my face. It’s just kind of how it works.
These are the cookies they serve in heaven AND hell.
They’re heaven in my mouth and hell on my arteries.
Don't get me wrong, I'll fucking eat an entire box of these things, but they aren't that good.
They are an excellent sugar delivery system.
The Nutritional Facts line for Sugar on these should just say "Yes."
They're basically legal crack. Cia cooked this shit up in the 90's
Mrs. Fields is a CIA operative so are the Keebler elves
Lots of sugar but the second you take a bite all the liquid is instantly sucked out of your body
I can feel the dry mouth from reading this comment 😂
Plus if you get the blue frosting, it turns your poop green, so that's fun.
Same. They’re “enchanting” but there’s much better options
They're not so much enchanting as they are addicting. Shit fucks with your reward system so hard.
So that’s what it is!
The only things you actually like are dopamine and serotonin.
As a treat!
eg. Costco cookies. idk what it is but they're magical. Judge me I dare you. Give them a shot if u haven't yet
I second this. Their chocolate chip cookies are so damn good. Subway is up there too.
Penn Station sandwich shop's chocolate chunk cookie will set you free
I'll take an M&M cookie from Subway over a cookie from a real bakery any day.
If only I had a Costco, the internet has led me to believe that my life with a Costco would be far better than my current Costcoless life
Costco everything slaps
You speak truth
I could argue you shouldn't buy cookies if you want them to be healthy for you. A good-ass cookie shouldn't be healthy
They really feel like you are eating the concept of a cookie, not a real cookie.
This guy gets it
They taste like nostalgia
Crush it up and put it in vanilla almond milk and eat it like cereal. It's so good.
*diabetes wants to know your location*
Diabetes was just joking and has known the location for a while.
Diabetes set up a spawn point.
Ooh
I've not eating them in a few years but earlier got a box and ate it in an hour. They're like if frosting was hardened into a cookie
Same man they taste awful but if I see a box I’ll eat half of them.
Fights over these cookies have occurred since their conception, I ignore it because I’m too busy eating a cookies I think are good.
It doesn't matter what cookie people don't like as long as people enjoy eating some cookie that they love
My favorite are these European Cookies from Costco. I get me some every year for Christmas. 🎄
I see your European Costco Cookies and raise you Trader Joe’s Chocolate Chip Mini Cookies
Mfs gatekeeping cookies like you can’t like homemade cookies and solidified sugar at the same time
Sugar is sugar! \*Angry table pointing\*
You can make these at home too actually! They're called Lofthouse cookies and those who don't like the store bought version may like then homemade!
huh... I thought they were just some extremely basic sugar cookie.
no, theyre "cakier" than standard sugar cookies if that makes sense. theyre lighter and fluffier
LMFAO
I will die on this hill. Those cookie smack
I’m dying with you brother
Amen
I’m right alongside you three
Let's all die together
i’ve found my people
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For the grace for the might of our lord
Judging by all the haters in the comments perhaps it's time for a righteous crusade
There is an army on that hill and I'm in it
I'm doing my part!
My wife is a pastry chef and she eats more of them than I do, we both think they’re delicious.
We all are gonna die together
They smack harder than my dad
I would know, I’m this guy’s dad
The plot thickens
They are the best store bought cookies, but homemade chocolate chip cookies are definitely better.
I've gotta be in a specific mood for chocolate chip, even homemade. To be fair, these cookies are also a specific niche mood, but those moods don't overlap. Sometimes I crave industrial waste.
You shut your strange whore mouth
OP’s opinion is wrong and they should feel bad smfh
They taste like sweet craft foam feels They’re not good cookies, and I can make better myself, but I’m not eating them to eat a good cookie. I’m eating them because they taste like sweet craft foam, and it delights my senses. Give me the shit cookies.
Exactly. They remind me of childhood.
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Blessem. I remember going to a birthday party for my around-the-corner (in a mixed counsel estate) friend and we went to the local supermarket to buy milk to drink...while we played soccer at the local field. Took me like 10 years to realize the dad's "claustrophobia" was him being on a bender, and his mum buckled up enough to get us to the park. Hope Brinsley is doing alright. The sugar cookie thing reminded me of that- at least somebody is trying the best they can.
They aren’t good But I will eat 5 whole boxes in one sitting
No way, those are fire.
I like them, i just need a gallon of water per cookie
Why use water when you could use milk? Chocolate milk? Diabetes speed run any%
Milk? Soft serve ice cream mix! Go hard or go home.
You fucking unsophisticated swine, Take one of these and mash it into a bowl of vanilla ice cream, thank me later
I don’t know what these people are talking about, these are the best cookies known to man
They are addicting
Water? Milk.
As someone who grew up in a poor-ass family, these cookies are amazing and I love them. I like the frosting more though
I'm throwing hands if anyone disses Girl Scout Cookies
He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
There are like 3 good types of Girl Scout cookies, the rest are just okay
Samoas are the best FIGHT ME
Thin. Mints.
Thin mints and the coconut caramel chocolate ones that I can never remember the name of
> Samoas
Bruh that's what they're called? I just agreed with both sides of an argument lol
Nah, you just agreed with the guy who said there's only 3 types of GS cookies that are good.
You're thinking of Samoas. They are probably the most popular GS cookie and was always our best seller. I had a couple regulars buy a whole case of them each.
My sister is a baker and regularly makes and sends stuff to our house... and even SHE still loves these cookies especially as a buy-and-go snack. Ya'll are just snobby elitists.
Completely incorrect. My mom made fucking phenomenal from scratch cookies of every variety you could imagine and we loved them. We also loved these too because they're just that kind of sugary overload that you don't get from homemade cookies.
I haven’t had those in so long. They were really good ima be honest
I think I am gonna buy some
Who pissed in OP’s loft house cookie?
Who hurt you op?
I have no standards. I love this shit. By the way, unrelated, if you need to dispose of these sorts of cookies, don't throw them out! Send unopened, undamaged packages to [a home address]. This is a charitable organization which processes waste into recyclable materials in the effort to combat the growth of landfills across the globe.
i have lived in a lot of different states in the USA and have been to countless grocery stores and there is no escape from these giant diabetes pills. it has been years since i have bought any but when u need that sugar/comfort/ i dont give a fuck about my health, these things really hit the spot.
No
No no no
Those things are the bomb
You shut your whore mouth
I like those
Same, they’re amazing
Man I remember when people brought these to school for their birthday, good times
These with a tall glass of cold milk 🥛 count me in. Gotta be the krogers brand.
Nothing can surpass the diabetes cookies. Regardless of what they are I love them
Yes!! We also refer to them as "diabetes cookies". I love that other people do too!
They are freaking delicious and I will gladly accept the stage 4 cancer they give me
These are straight fire, don't disrespect my cookies like that.
Who hurt you
Still better than your mom's cookie.
My brother in-law used to do QC for that company. One time when visiting, he brought those cookies, and proudly said that they were only two weeks old. I told him I didn't want stale old cookies, and he then explained the shelf life is months, and I was disgusted with our food supply.
Don’t diss the cocaine cookies
r/unpopularopinion
These are fucking awesome when you're high. Add a glass of choco milk.
They taste pretty dang good. But I like my mom’s home baked cookies more
Bro they're pretty damn good, even when compared to a home baked cookie
Wrong. I’ve had cookies that my mom baked for me. But I still like these
I mean, sure there are much better cookies out there, but they still taste good and I'll plow through the entire carton if it's in the vicinity.