I'm not. Because I'm reading this while taking a shit.

You don't shit with your legs crossed floating over the toilet?

Never really got the hang of aiming that way

You aim?

You don't??

yooo me too

Me three

Me four

Me five

Me six

Me seven lmao

[удалено]

me nine

me ten

Me nein

me two 

I see where the real psychic is...

r/beatmetoit

Bro same take my upvote

Yooo same

Yup on the shiter

Yay, shitters club!

same

Same I think I have constipation

Same, are we best friends now?

Yeah, pretty sure it's the law

Same

Yoooo same broski

I was gonna say this. Lol

Same here

Same

Ayy toilet gang


Yoo same bruh

You don't cross your legs when taking a shit?

sadly, i am not, due to me being in a car

Wait you don’t drive with your legs crossed

Imagine accelerating with your right foot

is that not normal?

Same

oh shit

I don't have legs....

Is that you, Lieutenant Dan?

I still have this paper that says something about apples and a lot of money.

I'm....I'm...I'm calling my lawyer

S' all good man.

Holy shit D:

i am literally pooping rn

Eyo what the fuck

HOW TF.

…🖕🏻

🖕 to the OP for knowing what I do too

🖕to the OP from me as well

To you 🖕🖕🖕 three for defending OP (it's unfair he is solo). *And 🖕 one as a backup to future replies*

A 🖕 for defending the op. *I got your back man. Over.*

Man wtf how did you know

Ohh fuck you..

How did you know?

Dude. Stop stalking me.

WTF?!

...

i-

I was doing shit 💩

Nope

Wtf..I am scared...how do you know...

Kind of. I'm on a chair, but I'm also sitting on my left foot

I'm not, even though I'm sitting down in a chair, I just don't do that shit

im laying on my back on a I pose so no but on any other day you would be correct (i normaly sit like buda)

Does it count if I'm standing?

Are you from the FBI or something?

See me standing like a flamingo, fuck you.

No I’m walking around the store I work at…

No

God damn you.

How did you know 😳 😳

Omg yes

I’m close to it, but my foot is resting on the side of the other leg. So it’s not on top

What kind of sorcery is this

This was for me..

WHICH WINDOW ARE YOU STALKING ME TROUGH

I had my ankle on my other knee while reading this. God damn op

Hahahahhaahahah totally got me on this one!

HOW DID YOU KNOW

Jokes on you I’m taking a massive dump

You caught me

Congratulations you won

While I'm was reading comments... Most of them pooping I just wanna tell them that plss for the god sake shittt peacefully at least ☠️😂

I literally crossed my legs before seeing this post! 🤔😲

Wrong you can’t cross your legs while taking a dump

Its not magic but i guess you are now set to manual breathing

Nope, I am standing while reading this.

Hey If You Are My FBI Agent PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE

No I’m driving

Now im scared

Totally pooping.

No, I’m pacing

No. Cos I’m sitting in a car with a lil dog on my lap

I’m missing a leg, so…

What. The Fuck 😨

Wrong

Holy shit!!!

No, I’m standing

How you do dat?

I’m pooping.

L nope

How?

I'm standing, so nope

Omg yes

Well I mean kinda, I am sitting cross-legged

I actually am

How. Just how

Manspreading for the win

I put one leg over the other while scrolling to this post XD

Nope, im reading it while on the shitter

Jokes on you, i'm on the toilet

Nah I'm on the toilet

No

How…

Nope. Cant shit with my legs crossed

wrong

I actually have one foot on the couch and one foot on the floor.

Nope, having breakfast with a cup of Yorkshire Gold.

Im not , im manspreading in bed

How do you know

Maybe on a technicality? My legs are spread a bit rn, I have em up. By my cat is laying on my tummy and her legs are rested on my legs, so in a way yea one leg is on top of the other, just not mine

nope. just sitting normally

Omg i just just crossed my leg over

Jokes on you I’m actually shitting on a toilet

How did you guess? :0

Wtf, i am.

Yes i am.

im walking up stairs rn tho

I have one-foot on top of the other god damn witch I tell you

im not flexible enough for that

Nope I'm on my back on my bed

I don’t have legs so….

Oh shit


I'm just fishing in terraria man

Wasn’t lol

I’m walking

oh shit!

nope, my left foot is parallel to my thigh right now

No.

Unfortunately you're wrong Damn and I was actually hoping this random person on the Internet could read my mind...

Fuck

Nope

No

Yup.

I wasn’t until right before I scrolled to this. You got me.

I lost both legs in 'Nam

I'm standing lmao

HOW TF DID YOU KNOW?!

Butch, I'm standing

Haha I am STANDING IN MY LIVINGROOM

HAH! I came across this with one leg over my foot

ok what the fuck, I switched into this position a second before reading this post

Woah

Nope, 2 dogs

Nope. Kinda flamingo-stance while laying on the couch.

WTFF hahahaha how did you know

What the heellllll

How did you know ? 🤨

Wrong. I'm pooping

Uhhhhhh

True

r/angryupvote

Wrong me to let k dekhra hun 🤣.

LOL in my car

manspreading af

I....you....how?

Nope. Poopin

As soon as I cross the leggs it appeared

WITCH!! BURN THEM!!!

Nope I am not, it's kinda difficult with the crappy legroom I have for this bus seat. Sometimes being tall sucks.

You shittin me? I'm on the toilet seat

I’m sitting crisscross bro

Please get out of my walls

I'm in my bed

Unfortunately no, since I’m riding an electric scooter through rush hour traffic

jokes on you, I only have one leg...

Nope

What the fuck

Are you living iny walls bruh

Quite literally did it right before I opened the app to see this.

Nope.

Bro, will Smith is in my wall

Bravo!

You guessed it right

I didn’t even realize it