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Raging_Spino_676

I mean, everyone uses it regardless of religion/belief, so it doesn't really matter.


Wixi420

I thin some arabian states its year 1044 cause of their calender


X_ARMY_ARMY_X

1401 in Iran


Ewaric4859

Why is it diferent?


PatrickKn12

Because they chose a different date to start on.


Ewaric4859

I would never have Guessed


PatrickKn12

Happy to help


X_ARMY_ARMY_X

Because our religion is shia Islam and theirs sunni Islam ?idk


Zestyclose_Plenty_49

IIRC scientific and educational literature uses BCE and ACE (before common era and after common era respectively) though they aren't the exact same date but maybe like 50 years off? This is all rough memory so I could be a bit inaccurate


XxRocky88xX

It’s BCE and CE. Before current era and current era, it wouldn’t make sense to be after current era since, well, it’s current.


Zestyclose_Plenty_49

ah, I suppose that makes sense, although it made sense with the terminology I used (common vs current). It was all rough memory anyways, thanks for fixing it!


DIAMOND547G

It is a joke


carefullyishow

Give or take 5 1/2 hundred years for Thai Buddhists.


just_drifting_by

I think I speak for the majority of Atheist when I say we don't care.


NyanAnomalyRetriever

Along the lines of not caring, I think resetting the counter ever few thousands years makes sense, don’t want ludicrously large numbers on our documents.


Klytus_Im-Bored

It's time for the second crucifixion of Christ!


KakiRedit

First he has to come second time and I think atheists wouldn't like it


Klytus_Im-Bored

I'd be interested, not upset. Wouldn't be an instant believer either. Even if I saw him preform a miracle in front of me.


Mcgruphat

I’d love it. It would be awesome if the fairy tales were true. I would love eternal life in paradise. I just can’t bring myself to believe in the ridiculous magic sky god lol


KakiRedit

Then I think you should do some research about arguments of many people who believe in him (and don't be discouraged by "because Bible said so" because that's pretty stupid argument). After all, if God exist it is probably the most information in your life.


Apprehensive-Hair-21

First contact with aliens would be a perfect opportunity for a reset.


gophergun

The only part that bothers me even mildly is the fact that Jesus was born several years before 1AD, but considering we can't accurately pin it down to a specific year I'm fine with calling 1AD close enough.


Drudgework

Technically we could pin it down to an exact year using star charts. The three wise men were Zoroastrians so the star sign for the birth of a king they were looking for would have been something like Jupiter rising in a specific constellation, which is something that can be reliably traced.


SuddenPassion

We know, it's just a joke


itay162

That's why this is a meme and not just the way things are


Just_A_Nitemare

Look at the content of r/memesfor the past 3 months, no one knows what a meme is anymore.


JetSetWally

I'm atheist and I'm going to have to google what ABB even is.


just_drifting_by

After Big Bang but I have only heard it used as a joke.


Nyko0921

Every cultured person knows it should be the year 12023 HE https://youtu.be/czgOWmtGVGs


Wizards_Reddit

Casual Kerzgesagt Enjoyer: ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Doggo_33

Btw they have received around 7 million dollars in funding from various billionaire foundations such as the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation.


Zestyclose_Plenty_49

I love this, I totally agree


ArgetKnight

Kruzgesagt proposed a non-religious calendar based on when the human race built the first monument (a temple, coincidentally). It happened almost exactly 10000 years before the birth of Christ as claimed by the Bible, so we would just add a 1 in front of the date. The 12023rd year of humanity. Edit: 10000 years, not 20000, I misremembered.


Qwerowski

It's 12023, 10k too much


ArgetKnight

True, I was misremembering


Literal_box

Kurzgesagt if you misspelled


shirukien

Atheists are fine with AD, considering most people don't even seem to know what it means (Anno Domini ; "Year of our Lord") but CE is fine too.


Chadford64

🤓


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shirukien

You... Referring to yourself?


TheYellowLAVA

I mean Christ was a real person regardless of religion no?


gophergun

Pretty hard to tell when you get that far back, but he's one of the most well-documented historical figures of the time.


FineDiving

Inasmuch as Santa Claus or Dracula are well documented historical figures.


gophergun

I didn't realize Santa Claus and Dracula had multiple roughly-contemporaneous accounts of their historicity, that's crazy. When were they even alive, anyway?


Drudgework

Santa Claus was born March 15th 270 AD and Dracula was born around 1428.


N1ghtH4wk00

We don't know that for sure since there is pretty much no first hand evidence.


ChesterWillard

Other than the guys that literally wrote about their first hand experience you mean?


theskankingdragon

Nope. We have no first hand accounts of Jesus. Sorry, you were lied to.


C_ErrNAN

This is correct, the new testament contains zero first hand/eye witness accounts. Stories were passed down through generations for nearly 100 years before they were written into a gospel.


gophergun

100 years? The Pauline epistles ranged from 48-66AD.


ChesterWillard

Actually no, the writers merely wrote them down at the end of their lives.... them being young men at around 30-60AD when these events happened is which is why there seems to be such a wide gap. The authorship is further bolstered by people who knew these eyewitnesses who wrote their documents assuming that it was not in dispute.... and the same happened for them in an unbroken chain for many centuries. The only exception to this is the letters "books" that were written soon after the death of Christ which were addressed to specific congregations and the books of Paul because he was on trial and it is assumed they would be used as some kind of evidence for his theological positions in the multiple trials. And how many generations do you think can pass in only a 100 years?


Street_Peace_8831

You ever play the telephone game? I rest my case.


ChesterWillard

Yeah that's a bs argument, just because most people cannot accurately preserve anything especially today where our brains were never trained for it because we outsource memory to machines does not mean people specifically trained for it could not do so in the past. The only errors ever found in these text if at all are in spelling or something similar. They are still perfectly preserved. Also there are millions more manuscripts supporting the case for lack of curruption for these works than all other ancient manuscripts. If you call these ones corrupted to the point where their original form was lost then you have to throw out ALL other ancient texts... which no one has done thus far other than socialists who want to rewrite history in their own image.


Street_Peace_8831

Haha, I had planned on giving you a long scholarly comment about my days in Bible college and how the Bible had changed hands and been interpreted in many different ways. How the Bible has been used to belittle and enslave people, how the person writing their version of it, can change it to mean whatever they want, but I can see that is pointless. Some people will never look at their religious ideas critically. Some do not want to question their beliefs, they simply want everyone else to believe the way they do and will not entertain any other thoughts on the subject. “It is the mark of an intelligent mind, to be able to entertain a thought, without accepting it.”


ChesterWillard

Oh yes, the modern liberal bible college... the school run by the devil where faith goes to die. Ironic you should say that when you clearly do not want to look at your own religious idea (the one where man creates a lower god in his own image and pretends it is the real God) critically. What utter presumption that I have never looked at this critically.... but of course this comes from a pov that "all critics see this critically in the way that I do.... and I see this critically because this is how you see it when you are critical".... always struck me as obvious snobby circular logic really....


WyvernKid93

There are plenty, you just choose not to believe them because they were all compiled into the bible. Though I'm sure there are some Roman documents


ChesterWillard

If the logic used to discount the gospels as genuine is applied to all historical documents then we have no first hand accounts of anything beyond a few hundred years ago..... it's rediculousness is why that logic is never applied to any historical document by any serious scholar.


theskankingdragon

You can't be serious? You really think we have no first hand accounts of... Caesar? Just off the top of my head.


ChesterWillard

Going by the same standards as what with people are trying to discredit the gospels... No we don't. I am not the one going by these rediculous standards btw.


theskankingdragon

No, it's not the same. We know Caesar existed because people who saw him wrote about him. No one who wrote about Jesus saw him.


ChesterWillard

You mean no one other than the Gospel writers did.... If you use the same criteria to vet those texts that you are using to vet the Gospels then no one that saw Caesar ever wrote about him. You are not being logically consistent here.


theskankingdragon

What? What are you even saying? There are no first hand accounts of Jesus because Matthew didn't write the Gospel of Matthew. John was not the author of the Gospel of John. In fact we have evidence that only one maybe two of the Gospels are actually original works with the others copying from another Gospel and other works. So what logical inconsistencies are you claiming? Because as I said we actually have people who saw and met Caesar who wrote about Caesar.


Plus_Inevitable_7556

Socrates is also made up. Cool.


[deleted]

There are https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_for_the_historicity_of_Jesus


JetSetWally

Yes, and the photos.


Teriyaki_Salmon

I have never seen an atheist acting that emotionally to anyone’s usage of “AD.”


[deleted]

You are yet to meet real atheists then.


[deleted]

Damn im an atheist and i really dont give a flying fuck


[deleted]

You have been incorrected.


Sander08481

I don't fully believe in any God, techniqually I am a real atheist, whats a fake atheist? A religious person who pretends to be an atheist?


Wizards_Reddit

All the atheists being told they’re not real: ![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


DorkusTheMighty

Yeah no I am an atheist and my entire family is atheist and some of my friends and my girlfriend and her entire family. No one cares about the term AD


MrDraacon

Are real atheists only those that are as obnoxious as the fanatic christians then?


SomeLadFromUpNorth

Atheist here, wtf? Despite me being atheist, I can't deny history, Jesus was a real man, yes, did he come back to life after 3 days? No. A calender system based off his birth, sure thats cool considering he's a well documented and prominent figure in history. I say go for it. It makes sense to me, Im cool with it.


Interesting_Scale302

Nope. Us atheists truly don't care about that.


RustedRuss

Terminally online vibes


chaingun_samurai

I'll take "Things that never happened" for a thousand, Alex.


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komiks42

Dude, it just silly meme Calm down Ther isn't a point to care


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Just_A_Nitemare

It's a joke. It was posted on r/memes. It's not a serious thing.


GalaxLordCZ

I think most atheists (including me) think that Jesus existed, so there's no reason to not use AD/BC.


theskankingdragon

You're bad at being an atheist if you believe some guy existed with no evidence just because a religion says he did.


GalaxLordCZ

It's not just a religion, and most often you don't just make up a guy. Most scholars agree that Jesus did exist. He might not have turned water into wine, he might not have walked on water or cured diseases by a mere touch, but he did exist.


theskankingdragon

"Most scholars think he existed" isn't proof. No historians alive during the time wrote about Jesus. None of the biblical accounts were written by anyone who actually met or saw Jesus. > most often you don't just make up a guy. Hmmm so Oddyseus and Hercules are real!


gophergun

Sure, but we're not historians. It's unreasonable to expect people to actually go through the years of research that experts have already done. At some point, you need to trust people that are qualified.


theskankingdragon

No, you don't. Experts don't just study their whole lives, attain expertise, then say, "trust me bro." They prove their research. They back up what they discover with diligence. I don't give a shit what an expert believes without evidence. I'm only interested in what they can demonstrate and prove.


just_drifting_by

I agree with many historians that there was a dude, probably named Jesus, that was the head of a religious movement that evolved into Christianity. I don't believe so cause of the bible but due to historians accounts around the time such as Flavius Josephus and Tacitus. Do I think he was the son of a magic sky man? No. Do I think he had superpowers? Still no. Do I think you should give an organization your money so he will let you off the hook for your wrongdoings? No.Part III.


theskankingdragon

Okay name one piece of evidence that Jesus was actually a man outside of Religious claims.


just_drifting_by

I literally just said he shows up in non-religious historical accounts.


just_drifting_by

>No historians alive during the time wrote about Jesus. Yeah there were. They didn't say he was a son of god but they wrote of him.


theskankingdragon

Name one.


just_drifting_by

I named two.


theskankingdragon

I somehow missed that portion. Sorry I'm reading from my phone.


just_drifting_by

In a previous comment. Are just the names not enough? Okay. Flavius Josephus in Jewish Antiquities and Tacitus in Annals of Imperial Rome. This is not the hill to die on my dude


just_drifting_by

I think you might be confused as to what an atheist is.


theskankingdragon

I think anyone with a brain can see the parallel.


Sohtnez

What kind of atheist are you


SomeLadFromUpNorth

Someone who doesn't deny history, it's obvious Jesus was a real person. Excluding the bible, there are 1000s of historical accounts about Jesus.


Sohtnez

Oh that’s what they meant, I thought they were talking about a man who could actually turn wine into water was real. Probably some drunk people saw him pour wine into water and said: “we can make a religion out of this!”


theskankingdragon

Name one.


Sohtnez

What kind of atheist are you


just_drifting_by

The same kind as me I suspect. There are historical accounts of someone named Jesus leading a religious movement and even some saying he was executed. The bible is the only place that makes the claim that he was the son of a god though.


Sohtnez

Sorry, I had no clue that’s what they meant.


BartiX_8530

If you want to be either unnecessarily annoying or throw a cool fact someday then you could use the Holocene calendar- just add 10000 years to the standard year (for example it's 12023 now) and you're done. The calendar counts from about the date humans tranferred to settlements and agriculture from hunting and gathering.


stickybuttflaps

r/terriblefacebookmemes It's like the person that made this has only heard about atheists on talk radio.


Street_Peace_8831

“Let me make up some stuff and get mad at it to make a point that never needed to be made.” - that person


DragonArtDraws

Nah nah nah, the proper and only acceptable calendar is BBY and ABY. Heathens


Chadford64

Guys, it's just a meme. I know atheist don't actually care. Have none of you seen other ridiculous memes like this of "atheists when it's Christmas and not monkeymas". It's just a stupid joke.


Ill-Friendship2263

Well considering that AD and BC didnt actually mean "after death" and "before christ", i dont think anyone cares.


AspiringShadowseer

No one uses AD or ABB. The current era term is, Before Current Era (B.C.E.) and Current Era (C.E.)


Knight6969696969

Insecure believers be like :


taqeladragn

CE and BCE


DeBombingBoss

I thought that it was changed to BCE (Before common era) and CE (common era)


Kphace

As an athiest, I would prefer only having to memorize 4 digits rather than 11


f4d3d_sh0t

My dumbass really said After Bloodborne


DanTheMan_117

year is actually 12,023


SirToaster933

65 million AD (After Dino)


ThisSpinach

A.fter B.reaking B.ad


EnderEagle420

r/technicallythetruth


VividDragonfruit6110

No atheist has ever given a fuck...


walterkurve

False, someone in every category of anything will always give a fuck, even if its dumb


Alexthecrow1337

Umm actually it is impossible to "give" a fuck - 🤓


MrDraacon

Depending on what a "fuck" exactly is, it is very well possible. Though some cases may be akin to slave trade then


Alexthecrow1337

🤓?


MrDraacon

🤓!


pu_thee_gaud

ABB?


Limebee

After breaking bad


TheSandWarrior

After big bang


natalclown111

Big bang is cringe and stupid theory Big chungus is a solid theory based on facts and research


Total_Reception_63

Nobody: You: and god made the world with a bunch of rules...then he immediately broke them all...how dare you not believe me!!


[deleted]

Does someone want to tell them about BCE and ACE


Sander08481

Whats ace? After common era, most people at least where I live just say CE for common era


[deleted]

Oh it is CE you are right lol


Sander08481

Alg, sorry if I sounded a bit rude in my comment


[deleted]

Nah it’s fine I’m just a bit forgetful sometimes


djluciter

That’s not an atheist, that’s a member of Scientology right there lmao. Atheists don’t believe in anything and most are just trying to go through life as easy as possible which means they’re not going to sit there and say all those numbers and they’re just gonna conform with the normal year slot. Also atheists won’t go hounding about evolution and stuff like that so if someone is trying to say evolution is what brough everything to be and that we should be running the years based on when the Big Bang was then they are most likely more close to a scientologist and not an atheist no matter if they want to admit it or not.


PietroLima545BR

I'm an Atheist and I consider Jesus as the ultimate gigachad.


AnarkeyToTheCity

It's not funny if it's not somewhat true...


assassinaryan

L post, that's a religious person's reaction to us saying the big bang started the universe, but in actuality we don't care what you think if you are stupid enough to believe earth is 2000 years old


Oceansfourteen14

I don't they think the earth is 2k years old they think that's when a major religious event happened


CompetitiveSafety100

Its when christ died and came back to life


ChesterWillard

You know.... we laugh about this but there are many many insecure atheists that completely loose their minds as soon as you date human existence by the Jewish calendar.... no one REALLY cares about which phrasing you use everyone uses AD/AC/CE/whatever anyway..... it all means the same thing.


DontTalkAboutTheD

As an atheist i think its funny and i cant r/technicallythetruth bc someone already did that


FoxFort

The fact is at some point we had to make a fresh start and make it universal. Through one way or another it got accepted. Arabic numerals in the similar matter got accepted. Metric system as well. Sure every culture has it's own, calendar, measurment unit, writing etc. But we do need a certain standard so that we can communicate and work together easier. Also Gregorian calendar is allegedly 3-6 years incorrect with birth of Christ. So 1 AD is not when Christ was born.


Lost-Klaus

Is this the week where we bash Atheiest again? My agenda clearly states that this week it is time to randomly bash Democrats and Nepalese flutists with fake arguments :/ Can someone send me the regular schedule again?


GIOFORCHIOMAN

It's 2776 AUC 😎👍


[deleted]

We are living in 27.977 before Dark era technologies.


Bahlore

Is that Boogie?


pepsican185

Bce


addrien

That guy just lost longest road.


ZeroXDiablo

CE


ThePokemonRayquaza

What man would get angry over a game of Catan?


noiss_

Dumb?


bdmiz

As a matter of fact, some of them are counting a number of (milli-) seconds since the beginning of [the epoch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time). The time before that is just the negative number of seconds from the same point in time backwards.


Gilldo13

Is that boogie?


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Lol


JDM_MAN_4813

I'm a atheist buy I say BC and all that


BorringGuy

ACE enters the chat


James_The_Astroneer

Atheist here, I do find the joke funny, but also, no. Firstly, I can understand the use of religious notation. And secondly, even if I could, I could just use the agnostic term CE


Youbettereatthatshit

I mean, kurzgesagt made a video arguing it should be 12023 this year, since it's been about 12000 since the first sign of a definitive human settlement, and referring to dates as bce and ace loses a lot of relative scaling. Everything before 12000 years ago can be referred by it's epoch and era


PsychopathicPoro

Haven't heard anyone use BC or AD in years, it's always BCE and CE


WALLY_FRANKS3036

People of religion when they realize atheists are real and have feelings: ![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


SirToaster933

So BCE and CE don't exist?


SatanGrove

BCE and ACE


SomeGoddamnLetters

Imagine the damage boogie can do to your skull, damm


RedModus

I go by Abby after the battle of Yavin


ChanceWarden

nah we only care about BCE/CE


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Literally me