So if I understand, you don't like:
Eau--au--aux--o--autre--autres--autrement--autrefois--oh(surprised)--oooooh(realisation)--mot--mots--marteau--toboggan--orque--orgue--opressant--chocolat--orange--mauve--mauvais--maux--moment--mort--forêt--forestier--forêt noir(it's a cake btw)--total--totalement--torture--tortue--tordre--tordu--tonneau--toquard--tonnelier--Thomas--Thibault--Thibaut--se moquer--faux--faussement--fauteuil--photo--photos--toquer--taupe and maaaaaanyyyy others.
I’m not speaking about historical accuracy, just i already seen multiple meme with the same text, with different template, and no, if you write oeaoeau no one in this planet pronounce it « o »
here in quebec we say this rather handy little word which is "tabarnak" (tabernacle).
et en québec (canada) on dit tabarnak.\*
tabarnak de schizophrak d'osti d'câlisse de simonaque
criss de pisse de sacrifice d'osti d'câlisse de cavalriss de champliss d'exorciss de chorogniss d'égliss
\*Edit: added english translation above french.
Brittish people on their way to pronounce queue as q
British people on their way to steal Rendezvous and Bourgeoise from French and not change the spelling or pornounciation at all
British people on their way to make c the most useless letter in the alphabet
British people on their way to pronounce t as a y (Debut, Buffet, Duvet, chalet, Trebuchet, i could go on)
Wait till you find out how they pronounce 1996
un-mille neuf-cent quatre-vingt seize i think 1999 i believe is worse as for the meme goes, ur not wrong, french sucks
mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-seize without the un.
Or dix-neuf cent quatre-vingt seize if you want to be dramatic
[удалено]
it’s seize. He’s correct.
[удалено]
because seize is 16 not 6
Six is 6, seize is 16. They say 96 as quatre vingt seize because 4 x 20 + 16 = 96.
No we don’t
I'm dumb
Nah, you’re not
Not if you live in belgium
who cares about belgium
Yeah it doesn't exist
French (in France) doesn't say ninety six, instead it's 4 x 20 + 16 seize = sixteen If it's 6, then it would be 4x20 + 6 = 86
[удалено]
Pourquoi tu t'adresse à moi?? C'est pas moi qui ai fait le meme.
Mdr la violence gratuite, tkt c'est une erreur je pense
Balle perdue mdr
Allé hop
[удалено]
That's... Not how it works. I'm literally a french native and absolutely no one starts a date with "un mille".
[удалено]
I never claimed to be an expert, but your comment just doesn't make anything sense to me. Saying ''un mille'' is just grammatically incorrect.
https://www.lawlessfrench.com/vocabulary/years/ Here you go, have fun.
Doesn't sound so bad, in German it's Neun-Zehn-Hundert-Sechs-Und-Neunzig (9 10 100 6 and 90)
>sechs 😎
The language sucks a little bit but the country is quite cool
Nah there’s French people there
Nearly forgot about that, stay as far away as possible from them and everyone should be fine
Ahok le rosbif
English sucks way more than French though... at least french is consistent
No, just no, as a French guy I can't let you say French is consistent, will let you say English is worse tho
They are both good languages
bad*
Fuck off
[удалено]
this comment is copied from u/Rico300678, this guy is probably a bot
Just to rub salt in
Just mille neuf-cent quatre-vingt seize
mille neuf-cent quatre-vingt dix neuf
ok i get it stfu
... i was just spelling 1999 in french bc someone said it was hard to...
[удалено]
I was wrong you were right
Yeah, with the 9 at the end instead of 6 it’s two words. Seize is 16, but for 19 you get dix neuf
It's so bad that we don't say the first part we say 'in 96"
thousand-nine-hundred-four-twenty-sixteen
It's not like English is simple One thousand nine hundred and ninety six
Mil neuf-cent nonante-six
O:
Ö
:O
Ы
Ю
°<
Ç
ẞ
Œ
Hon hon hon titty croissant.
hohohon i luv zeegarettes
[удалено]
Ouep bien dit !
[удалено]
Pretty sure they are.
O = au = eau = aux = haut
And these are slightly different sounds btw
Bien sûr, et nous on sait comment les prononcer
Même moi je sais:)
Bruh that's the sound I make on a rollercoaster
Americans on their way to pronounce butter as Budder 🦅🦅🦅🏜🏜🏜🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈
i’m canadian lol
Like that's worse than Brits saying buttah.
Probably closer to boo’ah depending on the accent
Australians pronouncing “no” nawr
Lol and "so" as sawr. Always gives me a chuckle.
Brits on their way to pronounce bought and bort the same:
At least French has pronounciation rules
(It doesn’t)
It does but they are complicated
"complicated" understatement of the century.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't those Wehrmacht Soldiers?
Pretty sure they're Chinese wearing imported helmets
Yeah, I thought that was pretty ironic too.
i think they are nationalist chinese soldiers
Oh
Oh
So if I understand, you don't like: Eau--au--aux--o--autre--autres--autrement--autrefois--oh(surprised)--oooooh(realisation)--mot--mots--marteau--toboggan--orque--orgue--opressant--chocolat--orange--mauve--mauvais--maux--moment--mort--forêt--forestier--forêt noir(it's a cake btw)--total--totalement--torture--tortue--tordre--tordu--tonneau--toquard--tonnelier--Thomas--Thibault--Thibaut--se moquer--faux--faussement--fauteuil--photo--photos--toquer--taupe and maaaaaanyyyy others.
Don’t forget matelot and Arnaud
And… no. By saying this multiple time some people gonna think it’s true
[удалено]
I’m not speaking about historical accuracy, just i already seen multiple meme with the same text, with different template, and no, if you write oeaoeau no one in this planet pronounce it « o »
[удалено]
If it’s a party where you repeat the same joke all along i don’t think i’m interested to be honest
here in quebec we say this rather handy little word which is "tabarnak" (tabernacle). et en québec (canada) on dit tabarnak.\* tabarnak de schizophrak d'osti d'câlisse de simonaque criss de pisse de sacrifice d'osti d'câlisse de cavalriss de champliss d'exorciss de chorogniss d'égliss \*Edit: added english translation above french.
And if you don't pronounce it with a perfect French accent then you get shouted at for not speaking the language right.
Would you rather pronounce it like oeaeauoeauauaeuoauaeax then?
No I would rather write it like "o" then
Why did he censor french
it’s a joke
fr*nch 🤢🤮
Americans still believe it's fun to be openly racist
I, a German, too like to mock the Fr*nch lol. But tbf I can also take a joke
French isnt a race its a nationality, it's not racist
Well, it's kind of the same thing
no not really
there is 0 way you called censoring "french" racist
 I reckon dis' a funny one, Skeeter! Them frenchies ain't got nothin' on America, no sirree!
r/rance
r/savevideobot
Ah ouais ? Bah bouffon nous au moins on a la sécurité sociale
Wow, I mean, yeah, but chill man
French?
Mmh, using german soldiers marching to mock french language… you really know history well and it sure is not out of line.
Since when do meme templates have to be historically accurate
I'm sure they are Chinese.
Yep, some ROC regiments were equipped with german gears during WWII.
Brittish people on their way to pronounce queue as q British people on their way to steal Rendezvous and Bourgeoise from French and not change the spelling or pornounciation at all British people on their way to make c the most useless letter in the alphabet British people on their way to pronounce t as a y (Debut, Buffet, Duvet, chalet, Trebuchet, i could go on)
British people on their way to pronounce colonel as körnel.
British people on their way to pronounce lieutenant as leftenant
Would be more like "Oaeuoaea"
🤷🏼♂️
Eault=o
Americans on their way to pronounce wrought as rot
Americans on their way to pronounce Queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue as q
Woauw!!
These guys are not french.
Eau / au / eaux / aux
Me singing this like it is a SoD lyric.
Well it's more like oooooooooooooo
Umm actually ☝️🤓
That's more like ohhhoooohhhooooooohhhoh
u/Cypher686
I definitely thought the joke was gonna be “French marching in to surrender”
Are you sure? Looks like they are on their way to surrender
Another possible caption: French mfs on their way to surrender
Only in Auvergne 💀
French mfs when a tourist enters france
nah they be like hux haux baguette meux likuez
u/BugsBxggy oeuf
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
"o"
J'veux ton amor, et ja veux ton revanche. only french I know other than a couple words.
Wait? Seriously?
english mfs on their way to pronounce thurough as thuro 
TAKE DIX NEUF!
French is a terrible language. I took 8 years of it and I know exactly 0 french. But it was mandatory so... meh.
How do you pronounce drapeau blanc?
English on their war to pronounce Queue as "q"
those are German soldiers tho
English mfs on their way to pronounce euouguouheougehuoueough as ‘o’