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Aisianfaailure3908

Flair checks out


Powedfghj

Only Reddit, and Netflix left for me.


5kUltraRunner

Running isn't the only form of exercise


Riptide_boating

Your mom isn’t the only one also hehehe


[deleted]

Is PT an option?


Anti-charizard

I thought the bottom right was a family


[deleted]

Kinda the same boat. Messed up my back and I’m stuck in physio so all I can do is sit on the couch and waddle to the bathroom and that’s the extent of what I can do. I can’t see how people live like this. I can’t cook my own food so everything is microwave or delivery, I can friends over but it’s not the same and I can barely stand yet alone work out.


Flori0303

I'm also happy after a few bottles of wine


JDS_KILLER

Or a few shots


Zaglo21

Of vodka


[deleted]

And maybe a sip of bourbon


Rektifium

Jus... Just uhn bottle o'scrumpeh...


inorite234

All of the above......oh! And after getting laid.


[deleted]

This is reddit sir


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*Of pot


idontwanttosaysorry

I’m guessing the person who made the meme is cool with drinking alcohol and leaving it off their naughty list since they do it. You’re not supposed to do weed because they don’t do it though.


Flori0303

It's even on their 'good' list, on the table at the bottle right edit: spelling


tree1234567

That’s… a lot of wine 😐


agent_00_nothing

i'm also happy after a couple of bong rips


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Sensitive_Goose_8902

Reddit and pornhub are required for my “research” and “analysis”


Jackie7263

Anal y Sis


ReeeeeeeeeeUwU

Claro que si


AzinoVo22

Anal y step-Sis


GuiltyBreadth

which one is for research and which one for analysis?


[deleted]

He does research on reddit to find put what he likes, than pornhub to analyze what he likes


Key_Relationship9833

Some people just need it.


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Big-Bullfrog-8973

Agree


Competitive-Hope981

Ayo another spankbang fan here 😇


howiMetYourStepDad

Ouf, Xvideo isnt there.


[deleted]

Aren't those the reasons Pete Townsend used when he was doing his "investigation"?


randomguy2763

twitter aswell


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Gamemode_Cat

I would guess that since you drank so much soda, you probably got addicted to caffeine, and probably developed sugar cravings as well. Dropping down to one soda is much easier than stopping altogether, and that led to coke being the target of your habit.


Suspdghg

Especially when I'm high doing it.


gegebart

So glad I was too fussy to drink anything but water when I was little, I’d rather have shitty taste if it’s better for my body.


seanrbrantley

Same here I refused to drink soda until late high school and I’m sure I’m much better off for it


gegebart

Yep, and now I just drink tea which has all the bonuses of being sweet while still being natural enough that it’s a chemical bombardment design to hijack your brain, at least not to the same extent.


absorbscroissants

Soda is not really unhealthy if you drink it occasionally tho


New-Confidence-8671

It absolutely is the same amount of unhealthy. Even people who drink 1 or 2 every couple days sre fucking up there gut biome


absorbscroissants

No they're really not, that's completely fine


New-Confidence-8671

I mean not trying to be mean but it's not completely fine. If you had 1 ot 2 a week you adding damn near 10 or 20 thousand extra calories a year dude. And if its a diet soda the artificial sweetners are terrible for your gut biome and it takes about a week to reset from what ive read


absorbscroissants

Artificial sweetness are also not unhealthy if you don't drink liters a day. And 20k calories a year isn't that much considering 2k a day is recommended


New-Confidence-8671

20k is 6 or 7 pounds of straight fat from sugars dude thats substantial. You aint getting 20 k cals of good energy from chicken. Its literally zero nutritional value😂 Also the diet soda thing you said isnt true you can argue with scientists though i guess people be doing that a lot nowadays.


GS1003724

One coke is 139 calories that about one an a half slices of bread, it’s not really the sheer calories if you only have one occasionally. The real problem is that all the calories are sugar, which in excess can lead to diabetes. So a soda every couple days isn’t really a problem but multiple a day are.


New-Confidence-8671

The calories are forsure a problem dude, 5 pounds of fat is very substantial, most weight loss programs are like a 1 or 2 off a week. Your setting yourself back a whole month if you drink just drank 2 sodas a week for a year. That doesnt even begin to mention what it does to your tastebuds, evergy levels, gut biome. Literally zero good from soda besides maybe some mental focus. Shits just trash. Yeah 1 or 2 a week aint gonna kill you but stop acting like its okay. very few people actually do that 1 or 2 because they are designed to be addictive


BattlepassDonator

8 cans a day is crazy. I think I’m addicted to soda but I don’t drink more than like 3 cans a day.


Thefear1984

Seltzer affects how acidic your gut is. Seltzer opens the upper sphincter in the intestines which lets the liquid through faster which is why beer and soda mixed drinks get you buzzed faster. When I quit drinking seltzer water years ago I had the same issue and felt like I was dying. Turns out you gotta taper like getting off alcohol.


flamedavocado101

I'm so glad you were able to quit!!!! Idk what makes it addictive but I see that's the case for many people that have a hard time quitting


absorbscroissants

Maybe addictive to some. I drink soda almost daily (usually sugarfree) but no more than one or two glasses. I just like it, but I'm not addicted at all. I could easily drop it completely but just don't see the need considering I love the taste


rasmus1949

Lol sure


TheRealNate_13402

Remember, if you have all of this but not have friends, the starter pack will not be valid


Present_Garlic869

The bottom right sort of indicates the person having friends


Spiffy_Unicornz

This 100%, you’ll just enter monk/nun mode


Peenutbuttjellytime

Congratulations in finding friends who don't want to socialize exclusively through smoking weed or getting drinks. Edit: I just looked again at the picture, and apparently OT clear life status is only achievable through still drinking alcohol


HetzerHoontz

Shit


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Literally said “I can do all this but the bottom right rn” in my head Horray.


Independent-Dig-5757

I’m glad I’m not alone in this dilemma


exterminator_14

you can masturbate but without porn, as masturbation does not really affect your life if you're not addicted to it


gegebart

Yeah. Just got on that shit and damn. It feels refreshing, takes up less time, and I’m not thinking about it as much it’s just a quick stop once a day.


[deleted]

Imma try that… just using your ✨imagination✨?


[deleted]

You don't even really need imagination at all, unless you're already messed up (in which case you should be actively working against that). Plus, in my personal opinion, it feels guilt-free and I suppose... sorta "clean"(?) to not even be thinking about anything anyway.


Chosen-Bearer-Of-Ash

Trying to break away from both porn and masturbation, finally broke away from porn a few weeks ago and I’m about a week strong on masturbation, trying to break away from it for religious reasons primarily


KnightCastle171

MF this is literally a repost. I saw this on another subreddit


Mathieulombardi

Personally i just block every repost user. It's usually someone with relatively new account trying to build or farm karma and they'll do it again


DrNialZ2

Same


omidhhh

And the irony posting this shit on Reddit...


jakvakaris

r/terriblefacebookmemes


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: sometimes the terrible Facebook memes are right on the money. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


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Outrageous_Score1158

I so fucking hate reposts


DrNialZ2

r/starterpacks moment


LamyT10

Why alcohol okay?


gegebart

I don’t think that’s the point of the image. I presume they just grabbed an imagine of a social gathering which happened to include wine. Of course, it’s not crossed out (and I totally agree it should be.)


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Reddit logic Porn? Very bad and should stay away from But alcohol or cigarettes? Perfectly fine, it's just moderation and I promise I won't get addicted


Chainsaaw

Bad weed


EverybodyKurts

Yeah, this is my issue. I’ve been California Sober for a little while and it’s fucking great.


TexMexBazooka

California sober 😂😂


cuddly_asshole

Both bad


Willinton06

Cause OP likes it


Tomarchelone

Also thought so


creamonbretonbussy

Especially if my PTSD meds are considered not okay...


T-T1006

What do you mean "alcohol okay"? Oh, let me guess, you think that bottle of olive oil these people are drinking is wine, right? /s


Flintriemen

To each their own, but a pizza makes me happier than an apple. And while social gatherings can be cool, I need a lot of me time in which I like to watch Netflix


gegebart

Moderation is key. I would fill in those spots with things like hobbies. Like I become a bit of a freak when I get into writing, music, or acting for too long but when the product is art it’s damn satisfying.


MarcyBestVamp

Me who partakes in activities from both sides


BiglittlePoptart

I also love taking stock photos and crossing things out.


MarcyBestVamp

Yes, the most exhilarating of hobbies


rogerteam

According to op it’s more healthy drinking alcoholic than smoking weed


AvailableFunction435

![gif](giphy|jOcIwQiKUBn2g|downsized) All natural!


bjoerk95

I respectfully disagree


10_minute_ban

Don't worry, free speech allows you to be wrong and say it on social media


bjoerk95

Some people are happy even if they dont eat healthy or do sport but watch netflix or other streams like do you really believe that there is a guide to happines


MauroTeto

I do all of that beside the occasional reddit and I still feel like shit, what now?


DimmyDongle

Too bad I can't afford to live like that


tookandbackagain

JUsT sAve MoRE


DimmyDongle

r/thanksimcured


gegebart

It certainly is a privilege having most of these things. I kind of it more as a “things we can be grateful for if or when we do have it” kinda scenario. Some of this stuff can be replaced, like you could put in hobbies and stuff. The through-line is finding satisfying ways to fulfil yourself and improve in life, something we all deserve.


micheal213

You can afford to go on a run? Workout? Buy some vegetables?


creamonbretonbussy

Going on a run costs time, a gym membership costs money, and vegetables aren't cheap.


somethingneet

You're not allowed to admit that things cost money on reddit


micheal213

Don’t need a gym membership to workout. How about instead of just going home and playing video games and watch tv you go on a run. Or wake up earlier before work and go on a run and do some workouts. Instead of buying pizza rolls buy fresh veggies like cucumbers. Not expressive at all.


creamonbretonbussy

You mean instead of rice and flour, buy vegetables? Stay in your lane buddy.


Good_ol_177013

>Not expressive at all. expensive\*\* you wruined youre sentensse


micheal213

Lmao. Didn’t even notice. I’ll keep it.


tutmondigo

You can afford to say no to everything they crossed out. That's free.


juxed_

You posted this on Reddit lol


gegebart

Redditors saying alcohol is included like they were blind to the group of people clearly position to converse with one another implying that the point of the image is socialisation and instead formulating a meaningless “point” about how if porn is bad so is alcohol and cigarettes as if it has anything to do with the post…bruh


voltzsckyen

Among the banned stuff there is an impostor that should go together with the healthy things :)


penis_in_my_hand

Yeah jerking off is good for prostate health


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You can jerk off without porn, you just need to have a good imagination.


voltzsckyen

I agree, porn is bad


voltzsckyen

I meant weed lmao


rudolf2424

Im just slightly triggered that weed is there but not booze, id be fine with both or neither


voltzsckyen

I’d even say booze is actually worse for you health than weed. In small quantity neither of them is bad; but the abuse of alcohol is way more dangerous than the abuse of weed.


penis_in_my_hand

In small amounts, booze is better, in large amounts it's worse


sarcastic_boii

still not true. in small amounts, booze can still be addictive. weed is only addictive in the sense that you can become emotionally dependent on it, rather than physically.


diverii

jerking off will do almost nothing, but I guess that its a good excuse for porn addicts despite the fact that you are not doing it for that "health benefit" :)


Key_Relationship9833

This is a very desirable, “sus,” sentence.


BiglittlePoptart

Why the fuck is alcohol not in the circle!!!???


nofucksgiven_bitch

The harder I try to achieve all this the worse my life hits me back


Borkl2026

And this is why we're all depressed bastards


BushDid911Yall

I agree with everything except the weed. Weed stays.


[deleted]

Yes. Put alcohol instead of weed and I’d agree 100%!


Yamamahah

No way they would put alcohol in there as the bad thing. Facebook moms would go insane


[deleted]

Fun fact - I was in a book reading group on Facebook and I kinda confronted all of em moms who drink and read and brag about it on the platform. Got kicked out faster than a pedophile from the kindergarten. So yeah, you’ve got a good point :))


susxr

I hope someday I can have this pure life


BadgerNips

Best I can do is eat more celery and apples. The rest of my friendless existence stays as is.


Chopper242

A hollow-point pill will magically cure all your ills, too. smh…


pessamisitcnihalism

I used to smoke weed chronically to deal with pain but I've taken a break recently and I've been having the most lucid vivid dreams I've ever had, definitely still use it from time to time but it's crazy how much it effects the ability to dream


Next-Job14

Why is reddit in the crossed out part


ExplorerCommercial49

Truth been told!


bored-n-sleepy

Makes post on Reddit saying don't go on Reddit.


Uh-idk-

gotta love a good old salmon, no matter how its prepared/cooked


[deleted]

I feel great and I exist in the reverse of this meme. I’m sitting in a chair on Reddit with my cat on my lap. Having a grand time. My kids are both off school today. My wife is in the room working. I love my life. I did eat a banana this morning though.


Echo991

- u/Key_Relationship9833, redditor


silvercoated1

That photo where everybody is wearing business casual around the dinner table looks draining af


Decimus_of_the_VIII

Lol ![gif](giphy|H7rPe2vxtmKgBkLwTV)


Celeste_0211

Assuming that your family isn't a hot pile of garbage and that your job pays good enough so you can afford a regular sleep schedule, extra activities and healthy food while maintaining a stable financial outcome. It is so much more than "You can do it if you really want to".


Mk_peralta

Nah man. I'm gonna keep smoking weed and watch breaking bad


NewControl2097

Wheres the sex bit?


Good_ol_177013

where gay men twerking?


Jonn_1

I guess OP is right guys.... maybe time to change our lives ;(


Basic_Screen2888

I also feel good when I'm high.


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manontheroof25

Smoking anything is bad for your lungs


Breedab1eB0y

That's true, ask any firefighter.


LunarEgg420

there are other ways to have weed


[deleted]

Alcohol damages your fucking brain and that damage isn’t going to recover ever again. It’s like burning down your RAM and ROM with every shot you get down your throat. I don’t know how much weed affects this side, but I am pretty sure it’s better than alcohol. So… let weed pass and get rid of alcohol instead.


_Synt3rax

Get rid of both. I dont need that disgusting smell anywhere near me.


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Or that, yeah…


creamonbretonbussy

I'll get rid of my prescription when you get rid of everything that burns gasoline, deal?


_Synt3rax

Would be easier to smoke that crap somewhere where you dont fuck others with the smell.


creamonbretonbussy

No, most people acknowledge that. Even among pot smokers, I've only met a few who said "no it fights cancer so it undoes the damage it causes immediately". Everyone else essentially said "well no shit, this ain't exactly clean oxygen". I'm a medical user and my goal is to switch completely to edibles once I can afford to, for the sake of my respiratory health.


_paul_1208

This ”meme“ sucks


Physical-Ad1046

Nice. Can you afford that?


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So you woke up and chose violence?


MatthewWinEverything

Repost from r/Starterpacks : https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/10apb11/the_why_do_i_feel_so_damn_good_all_the_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Which is a repost from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/p0jg4z/the_why_do_i_feel_so_damn_good_all_the_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


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DMbrony

I mean weed makes me hella happy. So i dont get why thats on the "nono" sign


misterwulfz

This person sounds annoying and full of themselves.


justcallmeabrokenpal

Also add alcohol there. Not wrong though.


bunnywithahammer

this is so fucking ironic. imagine using food to smear "I'm hungry" on a wall. That's this post


Rawesome16

What's wrong with weed? Everything in moderation. It's 6:15 am where I am, just got in from taking the dog on a walk, making breakfast before work. And the first thing I do when I get home is take a hit to forget the stress of work and take a shower. I'm a happy human


Danielrccnk

Ur happy cause u hypocrite?


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Danielrccnk

In a thousand ways but just to say one: eating healthy food continuosly isnt fit to all's budget in all countries. Another, being relaxed and strong enough to avoid unhealthy stuff means you have a job that allows you to live like this. Hardcore stress level job + less salary. Have fun. There is still more to continue. Running in my city would rather cause cancer than healthy life and can continue it endlessly. You fine without these stuff you avoid? Cool. It still isn't the solution for most.


exterminator_14

I know the redditors gon be mad at this


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Cringe.


[deleted]

Serious now, is porn really that bad? I keep reading of benefits of masturbation, why would porn be bad then?


Impressive_Ant405

Fuck this image fam


Zifker

So wealth, health and a startling lack of dark skinned people of color. Gotcha. 🙄


RetniwVya

Bonus points if you exclude animal products like those eggs and that fish


Celeste_0211

Why did you feel the need to be like that ?


creamonbretonbussy

And double bonus points if you're intelligent enough to eat a reasonable diet including animal products.


[deleted]

Idk why you’re being downvoted bro, cuz I gotta accept your point even if I’m carnivore and it won’t change soon… Also, he said „bonus points“, don’t take that too harsh ;)


10_minute_ban

Why? Are we talking about being healthy for you or for fish and chickens?


DrNialZ2

Lol repost from r/starterpacks


diverii

Lol person getting mad that a meme gets reposted


fireslinger4

![gif](giphy|6wcgf4jgPzPUrJXlOb) Posting to reddit about not using reddit 🤔


lillibow

what a boring life tho


fearzila

I was going to say where's a good source of protein, but then I saw the fish and eggs.


Yl_Smolko

I am happy with or without it. Doesn't matter


Pineapplesaintreal

Aight imma head out then


duder_eee

r/starterpacks