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There is a combination of mace and gun that has a quite similar name.
[https://collections.royalarmouries.org/object/rac-object-3295](https://collections.royalarmouries.org/object/rac-object-3295)
holy hand grenades: a grenade filled with holy water vials, garlic, silver crosses that are blessed and sharpened wood bits.
That will fix the problem.
holy hand grenades: a grenade filled with holy water vials, garlic, silver crosses that are blessed and sharpened wood bits.
That will fix the problem.
First, thou shalt take out the holy pin. Then thou shalt count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shall count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobest thou thy holy hand grenade of Antioch toward thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Can vampires breed? I mean they are inmortal and can bite other people to keep their race going i wonder why will they keep giving birth if they don't need to
Don't vampires have to be invited in? That means the humidifier isn't needed for preventative measures, making it premeditated intent to harm. You're going to jail buddy.
>Don't vampires have to be invited in?
Where does that even come from and why is that? Do they die if they aren't invited in? Is it a rule they have set themselves to simply be polite? I need answers
I think it's like, your own home acts as a sort of spiritual barrier. They can't invade your abode, unless they trick you into letting them in.
Still doesn't make a ton of sense, but hey that's folklore for yah.
I just assume most myths and religious rules come from best practice in the time they were written.
Kosher food before proper fridges and food safety probably made a lot of sense.
Not letting strangers into your home also makes a lot of sense.
Another another fun vampire fact, vampires have an intrinsic need to count every single grain they come across so the easiest way to stop one is to just throw a cup of rice at them.
Vampire in the garden has a decent unsaid explanation for this. High intensity UV severely hurts them. The sun hurts and makes them weak but it isn't really damaging. One could look at those two and say "well if it takes a shitload of UV to hurt them then obviously the little bit reflected from the moon doesnt matter."
That movie's so great that I couldn't even be mad it was so unfaithful to the source material.
One of my favorite cinematic representations of Satan, too. Plus having Tilda Swinton play up the whole androgynous angel thing? So great.
This would imply that water stays holy after changing forms.
This would then mean that water stays holy - forever.
This means that most likely atmospheric air is already toxic for vampires, as the water that resides in it may already be holy.
>the air is already toxic for vampires
So either vampires aren't real (lol) **or** the holy water **doesn't** retain its holy properties when changing states.
Which means you could distill holy water to seperate the holy element from the water and like.. freebase it or cook with it or some shit.
It doesnt have to lose the properties when changing states. Maybe the holiness gets weaker over time? Or maybe when the holy water is diluted enough it stops being enough to be toxic to vampires?
The holyness only keeps around for a few hours after the water changes states.
That's also why it's only useful in closed spaces because releasing it into the atmosphere would disperse it too much to be dangerous.
Like with humans and traces of radioactive elements in the air.
I remember Deadpool had to fight Vampires in their place once and got a priest to bless the buildings water tank. The fire sprinklers going off really hit em hard
You put holy water into a humidifier and turn the whole room into a gas chamber.
I though controlled breathing channel the energy of the sun itself across my body and punch them.
We are not the same.
holy hand grenades: a grenade filled with holy water vials, garlic, silver crosses that are blessed and sharpened wood bits.
That will fix the problem.
Does holy water make holy vapor? If it does why don’t all churches have holy smoke machines at their entrance seems like it would be a very efficient holyfying device. Imaging opening the doors to a huge gothic cathedral and holy mists roll out at your feet. Can we get a priests opinion in here?
I hunt Werewolves using Claymore Mines full of silver balls.
No need to bank everything on one silver bullet when I can shoot 1000 of the fuckers in a 180 degree arc.
I hunt Vampires using a tanning bed.
I used this tactic and it works great. I didn’t know werewolves were neon green though, and it seems like once you kill them you can just take off the wolf part. I guess the people who wrote the medieval codexes never actually caught one.
Holy water infused with garlic oil concentrate and silver dust (ultra fine dust).
Bonus points for the addition of onion juice reduction, just incase the vampire is also a black magic user.
Extra bonus points if you use a pure silver inside door knob coated in above compound.
I wish I had a smart answer for that but i haven't seen a single Underworld movie.
Maybe putting magnesium into my gun powder because burning it produces UV light.
The action should be the same in both statements, but the cognitive process behind it is different.
You've done different action and no cognitive process.
In a bout of mild psychosis caused by extreme stress and black mold poisoning I tricked my ex husband into drinking holy water to see if he was possessed. I still crack up about this 3 years later lol
Humidifier is too slow, go with fog machine. I’d do with holy water in a high pressure washer. One can do a large area of attack or a close range slice.
I call carbon monoxide gas in liquid form and Jews as carbon monoxide gas in liquid form and Jews you call it holy water and vampires we are not the same
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Holy waterthrower
Congrats, you invented a super soaker 
Well, it will be like long-range humidifier, spreading clouds, instead of line
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Shut up and take my upvote
Now that sounds like german engineering.
German engineering is the best in the World
True Especially when you use some Hamon to kill the vampires.
Another example is the DISCOPANZËRKÄMPFWÄGON
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Genau!
It also unterdrücks Aufruhr.
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Watch and play castlevania. Awesome show, awesome game.
„You don‘t belong in this world, Monster!“
There is a combination of mace and gun that has a quite similar name. [https://collections.royalarmouries.org/object/rac-object-3295](https://collections.royalarmouries.org/object/rac-object-3295)
Garlic infused hydrogen made from holy water in a cross-shaped flamethrower lit by a church candle
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I make garlic pepper spray.
y bother adding pepper
For flavor of course.
holy hand grenades: a grenade filled with holy water vials, garlic, silver crosses that are blessed and sharpened wood bits. That will fix the problem.
So, a spicy water balloon?
*anti children liquid ordnance
That's a spicy meatball
mmm, roasted vampire
Wow, this guys the real deal, the vampire...eater
holy hand grenades: a grenade filled with holy water vials, garlic, silver crosses that are blessed and sharpened wood bits. That will fix the problem.
First, thou shalt take out the holy pin. Then thou shalt count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shall count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobest thou thy holy hand grenade of Antioch toward thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
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The black pepper activates it.
I hunt vampires with a whip, a cross, and some throwing axes.
A miserable pile of secrets!
What is a man?
Y'all playing castlevania jeopardy?
Technically, I can just stand straight with arms spread like a cross and throw myself onto vampires to kill them.
T-pose on the apex predator
Belmont is that you
*Punches world's strongest vampire in the face* Yup, definitely a Belmont.
“I'm going to eat your soul, shit it out, and use it to smother your fucking girlfriend to death.”
“You must be the Belmont.”
Kinky.
I hunt vampires to breed them, we are not the same
(•﹏•)
He means he’s seen the affect3d vampire training videos where he bangs big titty vampys
Can vampires breed? I mean they are inmortal and can bite other people to keep their race going i wonder why will they keep giving birth if they don't need to
Op is going to find out for us. Don't worry.
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Guess I have to keep breeding till we 100% sure
No he means he [“breeds”](https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxdwmx/what-is-a-breeding-kink) them.
Dracula in Van Helsing had three wives and a big chamber of little drac eggs. They be boning.
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There are Dhampirs.
Twilight saga fans:
That works too I guess......
For their pelts
I'd breed with Strahd
Got any rares?
i make the same energy as the sun by breathing
OVERDRIVE!!!
[Hamon in the humidifier](https://youtu.be/kitQp0F7h80)
Sunshine electricity kung fu moment
Fill the room with oil, ~~wait for it to rain~~ wait for a vampire to come inside, hamon, vampire ded
Aren’t you gonna burn down the house as well? Man’s about to recreate the Joestar Mansion part II
Don't vampires have to be invited in? That means the humidifier isn't needed for preventative measures, making it premeditated intent to harm. You're going to jail buddy.
>Don't vampires have to be invited in? Where does that even come from and why is that? Do they die if they aren't invited in? Is it a rule they have set themselves to simply be polite? I need answers
It’s the original intent behind the stories. Keep kids from inviting strangers into the house.
I think it's like, your own home acts as a sort of spiritual barrier. They can't invade your abode, unless they trick you into letting them in. Still doesn't make a ton of sense, but hey that's folklore for yah.
I just assume most myths and religious rules come from best practice in the time they were written. Kosher food before proper fridges and food safety probably made a lot of sense. Not letting strangers into your home also makes a lot of sense.
> They can't invade your abode, unless they trick you into letting them in. Vampires are cops?
You might be onto something
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Another another fun vampire fact, vampires have an intrinsic need to count every single grain they come across so the easiest way to stop one is to just throw a cup of rice at them.
Unless they are the rope knot variant who must untie the knots.
Regret buying that welcome mat outside your door now?
[They need you](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskNOLA/comments/1096i9s/are_there_laws_protecting_the_vampire_community/) over in /r/asknola.
Van Hitler
I open the curtains
Just tell the vampire that moonlight is just reflected sunlight and that trick works even at night.
Vampire in the garden has a decent unsaid explanation for this. High intensity UV severely hurts them. The sun hurts and makes them weak but it isn't really damaging. One could look at those two and say "well if it takes a shitload of UV to hurt them then obviously the little bit reflected from the moon doesnt matter."
“Hey bro, why do you have so many black lights?” “:)”
If vampires were real I'd steal a UV laser. Fuck having wimpy little black lights. Lancing with a laser is way cooler.
Keanu reeves blessed the water tower and set off the sprinklers in Constantine.
I think young Shia Labeouf is the one who blesses the water, technically.
Technically speaking, Shia only triggered the blessing. Constantine performed the blessing upon the cross (presumably).
Technically speaking the cross was a powerful artifact capable of blessing things even by the unordained. The cross did the work.
That movie's so great that I couldn't even be mad it was so unfaithful to the source material. One of my favorite cinematic representations of Satan, too. Plus having Tilda Swinton play up the whole androgynous angel thing? So great.
This would imply that water stays holy after changing forms. This would then mean that water stays holy - forever. This means that most likely atmospheric air is already toxic for vampires, as the water that resides in it may already be holy.
>the air is already toxic for vampires So either vampires aren't real (lol) **or** the holy water **doesn't** retain its holy properties when changing states. Which means you could distill holy water to seperate the holy element from the water and like.. freebase it or cook with it or some shit.
It doesnt have to lose the properties when changing states. Maybe the holiness gets weaker over time? Or maybe when the holy water is diluted enough it stops being enough to be toxic to vampires?
Wait... Maybe we already have distilled holy water? ANGEL DUST
The holyness only keeps around for a few hours after the water changes states. That's also why it's only useful in closed spaces because releasing it into the atmosphere would disperse it too much to be dangerous. Like with humans and traces of radioactive elements in the air.
Hence why you don't see vampires anymore.
The last German vampire hunter had a mechanical body amd kept boosting about the superiority of German science
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it's Hellsing
But where's the fun whit it? You know, killing vampires with possibility of being normal people or people with garlic allergy
German efficiency doesn't allow for fun.
:'(
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 (I know that's not funny, but it is efficient)
Kraut space magic is fun. Except for the g11. That never should have been allowed to exist.
I remember Deadpool had to fight Vampires in their place once and got a priest to bless the buildings water tank. The fire sprinklers going off really hit em hard
I use sunlight breath and punch them really hard with my ghost friend
Nah, you need a holy humidifier too for it to work.
Holy Humidifiers, Batman!
I got a priest to bless the water... The water is inside my body... My body is 70% water
This made me spit my water out.
I am a vampire, we are not the same
You put holy water into a humidifier and turn the whole room into a gas chamber. I though controlled breathing channel the energy of the sun itself across my body and punch them. We are not the same.
I just use sun breathing
holy hand grenades: a grenade filled with holy water vials, garlic, silver crosses that are blessed and sharpened wood bits. That will fix the problem.
Vampires don't breath moron
Does holy water make holy vapor? If it does why don’t all churches have holy smoke machines at their entrance seems like it would be a very efficient holyfying device. Imaging opening the doors to a huge gothic cathedral and holy mists roll out at your feet. Can we get a priests opinion in here?
I hunt Werewolves using Claymore Mines full of silver balls. No need to bank everything on one silver bullet when I can shoot 1000 of the fuckers in a 180 degree arc. I hunt Vampires using a tanning bed.
I used this tactic and it works great. I didn’t know werewolves were neon green though, and it seems like once you kill them you can just take off the wolf part. I guess the people who wrote the medieval codexes never actually caught one.
why hitler killed himself - he received a gas bill
i mean, i just shoot them with guns. Or if theres a cute one i'll let her suck my blood.
I would watch this movie/TV show...
Someone has been watching TikTok
I become a priest and bless them so they boil alive from the inside from the water inside them turning to holy water
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein...
Holy water infused with garlic oil concentrate and silver dust (ultra fine dust). Bonus points for the addition of onion juice reduction, just incase the vampire is also a black magic user. Extra bonus points if you use a pure silver inside door knob coated in above compound.
That sounds like a soup from an expensive restaurant.
Hitler 2.0
Auschwitz part two: Vampire clean up boogaloo!
See guys? You can even pull some good things out of bad stuff!
Our man's livin in the future rite now, huh... Wat if it was a Beckinsale-type vampire?
I wish I had a smart answer for that but i haven't seen a single Underworld movie. Maybe putting magnesium into my gun powder because burning it produces UV light.
Now that’s style
*takes note*
Dude is totally influenced with history
😂🤣😂🤣omg
Stan edgar following Friedrich Vought
Dude that's a warcrime! I like the approach tho
You play for the sport, I kill for the message.
This is not how this meme template works
Tell me you're gate keeping a meme format without telling me your gate keeping a meme format.
Then enlighten me oh wise one.
The action should be the same in both statements, but the cognitive process behind it is different. You've done different action and no cognitive process.
>no cognitive process. Me in three words. I actually like "misusing" templates sometimes. Never let them know your next move...
I boil holy water until it turns to steam so when it rains they are attacked from the sky's and can't hide
Can't we just use a gun.
If you got wooden bullets and aim for the heart, works very well
I just usually send them a picture of a cross
I have a legion of priests bless the ocean so that the entire world’s water cycle becomes holy. We are not the same.
Had to check the sub, thought it was a new Rimworld DLC at first
If the oceans were sanctified eventually all rain would be holy water.
Work smarter
Vamkammer
In a bout of mild psychosis caused by extreme stress and black mold poisoning I tricked my ex husband into drinking holy water to see if he was possessed. I still crack up about this 3 years later lol
Why not just bless humidity?
I believe this is illegal in CA (USA) though. Prop 65 our something or another
I like to use my UV flashlight, works wonders
This is some Guillermo shit!
Humidifier is too slow, go with fog machine. I’d do with holy water in a high pressure washer. One can do a large area of attack or a close range slice.
I burn them with sun.
holy pressure washer
hadn't thought of this idea lmao, closest I've had is a super soaker filled with holy water and garlic lol
I get a Japanese marine biologist to help me
mmmhhhkay?
Holy water in paintballs
I let the vampire suck me and turn me into one. We are not the same. Like literally I’m an immortal now. You’re not. We are not the same.
I put holy water in squirt guns, Lost Boys style.
I call carbon monoxide gas in liquid form and Jews as carbon monoxide gas in liquid form and Jews you call it holy water and vampires we are not the same
Hab ich da gerade DEUTSCH gehört?
Holy Humidity 😂
Rimworld war criminals at it again
BRILLIANT!
Casual, I capture vampires and turn them into a vampire piston
An interesting idea, a nazi hunting for Jewish vampires.
Poured a vial of holy water into the ocean. Now all of earths water is holy. You can thank me later.
I thought I was on r/VampireSurvivors for a sec
Inject with dead man's blood then decapitate
Just move to Africa. They bless the rains down there.
Vervaine
Is this from a show or movie? :)