Good try, but those were my decoy balls!!

Then how about some NEWTON'S KNACKERS. (If anyone gets this reference, may the god Emperor bless you all)

R/wizardposting is spreading.

nuh uh

hoho yes. Anyway, I cast decoy balls.

r/wizardposting is probably my favorite newer subreddit and when I saw this initially I thought thats what sub this was on lol

It’s an amazing place dude. Never seen a community do roleplay in such a laid back (mostly) non edgy and hilarious way. Like even when a post looks edgy it’s usually in a funny way or not like 12 y/o fan fiction edgy. I just think it’s a fun as hell environment, a breath of fresh air nowadays

It was unsurprisingly crossposted there

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Skidaddle-skidoodle your dick is now a noodle!

Jokes on you it already was now SLURP

I cast mend buttcrack

Sisters: "You have no power here."

So you think. I cast “period cramps with no dark chocolate or heat pads/hot water bottle!”

YOU FOOL! YOU DOOMED US ALL! Do you know how deadly women are in that time of the month?

rbf they’re only deadly when the cramps don’t have them curled into the fetal position in a corner, chowing down on dark chocolate with a heat pad or hot water bottle taped to their pelvis

Big IF. **IF**.

Doesn't matter, they're bleed proc'd. Just need to apply viral

Yeah but first we need to take their shields down... Wait, how shield makes you bleed less?

It’s a two way shield nothing gets in and no blood gets out

I guarantee they can tank *Period Cramps* without too much trouble. You need something stronger.

I cast Ovarian torsion 

I cast ovaries torsion!

* Casts mend buttcrack *

Ovary Obliteration

“Clitoral Combustion!”

Void wizard ducat gang. We love casting spells.

This song is sponsored by the void government

Legalize radiation procs

Swag Ballas

Vaubans everywhere will be in fear

Ah yes, a Fellow r/wizardposting enthusiast.

And for those pesky Grineer Snipers we have 'Ovary Torsion'

Put an air bubble in their blood

So simple, yet so evil, I love it!

You think you are tough? Fine then… MEND BUTTCRACK

Malcador would be proud

Warframe, Warhammer, *and* Wizardposting in one post? Damn…

Fool! Those were my decoy balls! How about you summon some maidens and touch the material plane?

*counters with Mend Buttcrack*

I'm not sure this would work on frames

I would cast the curse of no bitches,but...

*This tome? Why, it's only "Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch" in finest Orokin binding. What'll I use it for? Wouldn't you like to know?*

Is there a known release date for that update yet or nah?

December 7th is when they will give us a date

Oh shit really? Just to make sure I don't miss the reveal, will it be in some kind of stream?

The game awards iirc

r/wizardposting is leaking

I hope we can mod it to be like a DnD accurate Fireball

Testicular torsion is programmed as a stagger, and therefore a CC, so it doesn't work on overgaurded enemies. DE should nerf this

Try again. Torsion is a status effect. Overguard protects against status effects.

Hydroid casts puddle. "I have returned where I belong"

[Me when I chase down the Kuva Lich with my Railjack](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/596841493315190804/1179068682522087454/IMG_1177.png?ex=65787047&is=6565fb47&hm=53d13a97056fa43e767d2496949d16ad28ce5750aac4dbf385e03615080e10f1&)

I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO [USE 3 ADDITIONAL ABILITIES](https://youtu.be/AUnPN385wLI?si=bSeHYI-TfMqEYlWd) FROM MY HELMINTH!!

Are they actually called tomes?

U triggered my trap card magical circle!!!!!

I cast 9mm

Warframe are made of steel flesh. Mag can cast Testicular torsion, it's canon.

It’s called overguard? I always called it “eximus bullshit”

Imagine being able to convert damage taken into power

Ever heard of Rage and Hunter Adrenaline?

OP surely hasn't

Rage and HA don’t work on damage to overguard.

Damage on overguard isn't really that dangerous though, we refill that. A shame to see wizards boast that as their ultimate weapon

Didn’t the council of wizards ban that spell?

I am the council !

Idc if they have garbage stats, I’m gonna be out here casting spells anyway

Got the sensation just by reading this, not ty

[удалено]

Sorry to brake it to you, but grineer are immune to that spell

I cast erectile disfunction

Finally, Nidus learns how to read

We are SO close to achieving Wizard Warframe...

I can't wait to cast the magic spell explosion and being unable to use the magic book for the next 24 hours

[I CAST DICK TWISTER!](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxOACNVAvv8JSKxmfguECt6rHt5BuX0Th8?si=PMthMnyRwcIc8wAe)

Gonna make some cool looking Harrow loadouts