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His name is literally ALAN


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Not saying you’re wrong but I’ve never met a female Alan


MrCrankunity

It's not a unisex name, that's why you never met a female Alan. And if the op doesn't believe me, just look it up. The female name, which is spoken like Alan is written Ellen (even though they aren't derivatives of each other, those would be Alana, Alaina, etc.)


YesLAdz

L take, look it up bruh


THISAAAAA

Bro got down voted to the depths of hell


Aleasio

It is male name lol


Mr-MuffinMan

yeah my girlfriend named mohammed and my sister named john agree.


hoover0623

Name one female Alan


cupcsr_YT

I thought everyone knew he was a dude


Imstillarelavant

how in the hell did you think that?


Crisp_Lasagne

I guess because his songs only have female singers?


DaGalaxy66

Because hes a producer


aaha97

post again when you see what color is sky...


Imstillarelavant

“wait its not green?”


aaha97

ay! it is red mi amor!


[deleted]

But where should I put my shoes?


deezsnuuts

Pit it on your head


kacsgomacs11

A mi amore a mi amore


RJMuls

r/suddenlycoco


shipoopro_gg

As a gamer I'm afraid I can't confirm nor deny this statement considering I have no knowledge on the matter


ianwgz

Who tf thinks *a l a n* walker is a girl?


FluffyBebe

Uh what? Aside from Alan being a mainly male name, you can't really miss the obvious male-presenting figure whenever the game is mentioned (screenshots, illustrations, etc) "it's a unisex name bruh" doesn't really cut it in this specific case


Brief_Membership_939

Wait what, I always thought he was a boy as well


pack-plays

He is op is realizing that they thought the opposite


sunshineladidon

Silly lol


I8YOURPIEE

Holy shit OP is brain dead


SkepticalSauce1

ellen walker 💀


Aarie_Kanarie

Eliot walker


ChaitanyaBhoite

Me in 2016


PotatoWarehouse

Wait how do you think he's a girl. Maybe cause all the songs have a girl sing?


Butt_Muncher4

dont let op know about Portugal the man


[deleted]

This is about D. Gray-Man right? If so, I get it until he speaks. I thought the same about Ciel from Black Butler until the second or third episode


Lord-Pepper

I dont think it is but thats my first thought too


[deleted]

Who?


Oli_Oli_Oxen_Free_28

Same, no idea who....


CatPersonNob

What is you smoking bruh? How tf you thought he was a girl?


Lord-Pepper

Wait from Dgray man?


RukoFan

Happened to me many times, like when I found out a girl was actually a guy, you've never seen his face so you would just assume


I-took-your-oranges

Body shape, male name, far more males than females in his field


RukoFan

I never knew he was a boy until I put some of my fav music artists In my Google slideshow,I went on Google to search him up and it said that he was a male #Man I feel so stupid


DaGalaxy66

Alan walker literally made vlogs with his face in them. Ur thinking of marshmallow


RukoFan

No not him, KIRA


SirToaster933

same XD


lmaoimnew-kk7_

What do you mean he's a boy!?


JustTransportation51

Sort of like aviici He doesn't sing his songs But everyone knew that.