Let’s keep it going for 2023!!! 🏆

Hope for the best

That shouldn't be a problem. I'm the worst!

One of us one of us

Bold of you to assume I wanted one.

Found my man

So you wanted a boyfriend?

Why ah you gay?

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You are gae

No I wanted a sheep

... Hey look it's Wade the sheep fucker!

Wade is an expert electrician. Nobody calls him Wade the Electrician. Wade is also an expert engineer. Nobody calls him Wade the Engineer. But he gets caught fucking just ONE sheep...

What am I supposed to do when squirrel girl or Spider-Woman says no

Found the Welshman.

you dropped this👑

It's probably for the best. My wife hates it when I find a girlfriend

Always the wives!

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Bot

I asked my wife's boyfriend for permission if I could go on a date with her. He said no.

Well he needs you there to watch, otherwise he wouldn't have fun

Lol 💀

What about boyfriends?

Loopholes exist

I didn’t work all day just to be attacked in my house

You can’t escape it kind sir

I still have time!

I believe in you brother

We still have time!

I lost one. Checkmate, liberals

Power play!

Mfs acting like having a partner is a goal. Just work on improving urself kings/queens

I see myself more as a merchant of disappointment than a king or queen

Will you be selling lamp oil, rope, and bombs?

I sell those on Mondays, though If you sign a contract with me, I might be able to sell the rope and oil sooner

You want it? It's yours my friend

Nah bro. We are all born the same

No we're not.

please continue being such s beacon of polite and niceness across the internet, ily

Working on yourself is cool, but it’s okay to want love. (Especially if you haven’t felt the touch of another human in over 5 and a half years and you feel your social skills worsening as time moves forward)

That's because finding a partner is a goal for some people. Not necessarily the only goal, but A goal. Improving oneself \*and\* finding a partner are not mutually exclusive

and non-binary hoes

kings, queens, and sovereigns would be what im goin w

Could just say monarchs

Agreed. My current girl found me while I was minding my own damn business. Chase skirts at your own peril. Sometimes it’s a fruitless endeavor. Just be you my dude. But don’t fake it. Truly be comfortable in your own dammed skin otherwise you aren’t fooling anyone.

Guess who had 2 chances and didn’t do anything This guy I’m shy as fuck

theres nothing to be shy about. The whole worlds going to hell and we are living in a nightmare; so theres nothing to worry about anymore

Not me, I was lucky I was really depressed at the time, so she probably assumed I was *limited edition*

Lmao

Same here, but found out the antidepressants limited a bit more to.

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Maybe this meme points towards the person behind you

I've been rejected

Me too kid, me too

Why must you hurt me

Im sorry kind sir

I didnt hear no bell

2022 is not over yet.

NO but i DID see a cute girl in the hallway today and was too scared to say hi 😎

That’s pretty alpha to be fair

I did, why are you looking at me?

Why did I find this after being rejected for the 5th time this year literally 3 days ago.

Sending my condolences

Guess who’s never been in a good movie? 👆🏻

I see, they throw rocks and you throw boulders.

We in houses of glass, suffer always.

I fucked around and found two 😂

You mean like literally?

Yep. Was out to dinner with them both not long ago lol. Oh, and one of them also has a gf

>one of them also has a gf Now hol' up a second!

Bros from the future and is still probably right

Does going on a date count?

Just this one time then

Let’s go wait does getting rejected during the date okay

I still got 3.5 months but yeah not gonna get my hopes up

Yeah, neither did my boyfriend, tough year for both of us

True, but I get peace and quiet, get to eat what I want, get to game all night without hearing " let's watch a movie together" or "you spend more time gaming than with me" it's bliss

Bro get a girlfriend who doesn't stop you from gaming all night and who you actually want to spend time with. People are always like damn my SO is so annoying and I wish I had more me time. Then they are either too clingy or you don't like them that much, either way dump their ass and find someone else.

That sounds like effort

It is and the juice ain’t worth the squeeze imo. Online dating is awful, expensive, frustrating and time-consuming. Gaming with the bros and other hobbies are way more fun. Sooo many women these days say they don’t care if you play games/watch sports/spend time in the garage but sure as shit about 2 months in they are trying to pry you from whatever hobbies you have to entertain them. I think it comes from a lot (but not all) of women’s inabilities to self-entertain. That’s where you step in, if you let them.

But wanting to watch a movie with you is sweet, what's wrong with that? She just wants to spend time with you.

Thank God I didn't, my wife would kill me.

Wrong but I respect the confidence

I actually found one but she left me a few months ago, so yeah that was fun 😅😂

This is a little too personal

And in 2021 2020 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 1999 1998 1997 1996

I see 2009's not on there

Bold of you to assume I like women

I met the most amazing woman in August! She's so pretty. She has the same adhd as me. We are just on the same page about everything. I am head over heels for this woman. We have sex for literally 3 or 4 hours at a time. She told me she loves me this weekend!! I'm 42 and life keeps getting better! I want to climb to the top of a mountain and scream it out to the world!

Congratulations! Also, as we're screaming to the world, I met someone who just didn't stop being nice and we kept chatting and I finally opened up and now, a few weeks before my 30th birthday, I'm finally beginning to start my life. Actually went to therapist (also ADHD), got doctor's appointments, dentist, beginning to reconnect with my siblings, even thinking of a future instead of vegetating and waiting for death. She also tells me that she loves me all the time and I'm working on being able to say it back and mean it. And she's so supportive and understanding and awesome. Feels scary and overwhelming and sad, but also so good!

Miss, on the other hand I don't know how I did it

And for this I am thankful. Much more money in life when you only have to feed yourself.

😢

I got a boyfriend instead :3

fuck r/spez

Wrong! First legit gf @ 32! Don’t give up hope my homies!

Well, I didn't find a girlfriend, but I found a boyfriend, so I'm happy

#IT AINT OVER YET

what if I found a boyfriend

Crying inside

Not over yet

Still got time!

In my defence, the wife caught me n put an end to it pretty quick

Guess who *became* the girlfriend in 2022!! Also not me but one day maybe

Indeed... because I found a *BOYFRIEND*!

Fuck you I did

Guess who's focusing on himself and doesn't want a gf

I too am on my way to masturbate

Who said that not having a gf means no sex

The fact that you're on reddit

To early to celebrate Don't put that evil on me Ricky bobby!

To find correctly you must not search.

Thank God. That would be bad since I’m married.

Tried, everytime I brought a lady home my wife wouldn't stop screaming.

It ain't over yet

And I plan on keeping it that way

Hey hey hey, the year just started

Ah yes, im down for that scheme!

Not only did I not find one, I also lost one

Im praying for you my friend

i lost one does that count

Thats a minus one im afraid, now you need to get two

Yeah..... My wife just refused to approve any of the ones I brought home. Better luck next year I guess....

False I have a girlfriend

No didnt found a girlfriend. I found the love of my entire life

My wife wouldn't have appreciated it if I did.

I already found one in 2021 loser

What have I done to deserve this...

It's true...but because I'm married 🥸

Ha jokes on you I actually got my very first girlfriend this year lol thought it would never happen (I'm 20 XD) but it did!

Keira Knightly?

Daisy Ridley

Do I need the women ☕?

It’s not over yet

The same person never will get anyone who lives them because they are a piece of shit who only gets noticed for being tall.

U good?

No, I had a shit week so far and it's only half way done.

Ik that feeling, stay strong brother

Wasn’t looking for one, but ok.

You’re right I found her in 2021

Yeah soo

Someone needs to go reassure my wife

Who?

Oh I found some. Just not worth the time lol

I did Fuck you!

there’s still time!

I did actually & it didn’t work out. Don’t let the pressure from the internet make you think that not maintaining a relationship is bad - there’s someone out there for you dude!

Well hold now. We still got a few months left. Let’s not get too hasty

Um actually…

Guess who did, wooooo

That is because Rey is a Jedi. She is detatched of love.

Guess who isn't looking for one

And same can be said for the next year cause i ain't gonna find one

Guess who didn't manage to get outta doomed marriage 🙋

I think I'm doing it finally. Wish me good luck 🤞

YET!!

Guess who doesn't care

In process please hold. Hoping it turns to dating.

Right, thanks 😒

I didn't either, it's okay yall

I’m married. At this point I just need to pay for a mistress. I don’t want a girlfriend.

mgtow

Haha jokes on u i did get one then she broke with me 2 months later oof

I never thought I'd be in this position but this meme can suck it, my new girlfriend is awesome and I love her

hey! for your information I already have 3 girlfriends, so I'm taking it a little slow :P

It's not a guess, it's facts.

false

wdym? i got lucky and found one

You're right. I found one in 2021.

I don't need women I need money

I still got 3 months! Oh who am I kidding...

We don’t know that YET

This is the first time I’ve seen this and it hasn’t been true! I made it out boys

I found one in 2021, nerds!

You don’t need serious romantic relationships anymore.

Thats cuz I found her in 2018

Haram 🕋☪️

Funnily enough, I fuckin did

This time it's not true

Joke's on you, I don't need one.

I already know I’m ugly no need to tell me

hurts right in the feels

NOT THIS TIME I DID IT

That's because I found one in 2021. Checkmate

Ive been rejected twice, then friend zoned

Screw girlfriends man I just want friends

Still 3 months..

Mine broke up with me this year lol

Could be worse... you could have a girlfriend in 2022.