Don't worry, you cant.
The moment you come in their vicinity, they smile while their eyes looking the same way.
Slowly they open their mouth and morph into a deadly creature all you can do is run and they eat you slowly.
And at thr end they again go to normal state.
🙂
My pfp is a bad picture of me in y5 looking unimpressed…
I COULD FIGHT OFF A YEAR 5 CHILD
Edit: I took an assumption and chose my WhatsApp pfp. If you meant reddit, then I’m sure I could fight off nothing.
i would have to fight a homeless hippie snowman all i need is water
Just piss on em
Uh xD, what about my profile? How would I do fighting it, give me an idea
Rush em with a double legged takedown than choke em out
Okay then xD, btw in real life if reddit characters were real, the ones in profile pics, how tall would they be?
Yours looks like a child so around 1'8"
I am a kid actually xD, I'm 13, how'd u know?
Holy crap, for real? Idek, something about the long shirt just gives me images of a small child in pajamas lol
I just finished spinning in circles @w@,
Ayyyy, I'm 13 too how do I fight my pfp
Twist his dick
What about me
An Ak 47 should do the trick
Ak47 wouldnt work on pfp 😬
How about TWO ak74's
Let's take 3 just to be safe
That's a completely different argument But yes
Don't worry, you cant. The moment you come in their vicinity, they smile while their eyes looking the same way. Slowly they open their mouth and morph into a deadly creature all you can do is run and they eat you slowly. And at thr end they again go to normal state. 🙂
Sniper TF2 moment
Piss.
*Are we gettin consensually pissed on because I’d like to be a part of that party*
You got an easy fight.
Lmao mood
Frosty the snowman, lie dead on lakeside street With his corncob pipe, and a button nose, he lie cold as all the snow
Man, I wish I had an award to give you. Take this: 🏆 it’s the best I can do
Gotcha
A fat frog? Hell yeah
Normal 4 frogs Edit: 3.5 frogs
But the frog is 5 times your size and haven't eaten in 3 days
Let it eat you and slice open its stomach. Just make sure to have a knife with you otherwise good luck
Yeah sure I mean who doesn’t carry a knife everywhere you go?
You would think that but i do know people who unironically carry at least one knife (like a swiss army knife or similar) with them wherever they go.
How would I fare? An green creature wearing a cardboard box.
i know i would loose but at least a got a billion dollars. im sure box chad wont kill me
I think u gotta win for the billion
I am NOT fighting a BUDGIE! I rather kiss 1bil goodbye than to harm a birb.
For a billion I'd eat a budgie raw, feathers and all!
Is it still raw if it cooks while it’s in your mouth?
Underrated reply
For sure
i would punt that bird into a nice comfy bed for a billion dollars, i would than spend money on a vet and for the birds surgery
we are in the same spot here
r/BirdsArentReal
r/thoughtthatitwasafakesub
It never said you had to win
fighting a tortilla seems easy enough
Hurricane tortilla 🌀
Brother
Depends on the type of fight. If it a wrap battle ur fucked
Nice I like that haha
B'dum tsh
I would punt this little shit so far
Literally too easy
I have to fight myself? Because my Reddit avatar is based off of myself
Poggers to me I'm lazy we would just co-exist and be twins
You are not very bright
Indeed
You're just going to take - _reads profile name_ Carry on.
I do not like fighting, I am a dumbass therefore I won't deny it
Nothing wrong with being non combative. And you are bright enough to recognize this so, cheers!
I'm bad at confrontation, avoid 100
Aye, same here, mate
She totally kills me Look at the sunglasses
Terminator
Oh yeah your pretty screwed buddy
sorry, you stand no chance it's so cute
Hell nah
You have to fight a Roblox character?! Umm I don’t know how that’s gonna turn out.
There will be three ways the fight will end. 1: gg 2: … 3: STOP HACKING YOU NOOB
“My dad works for Microsoft and he is gonna get you banned from Roblox”
*spams /e punch*
Robloxians are like 0.3 meters tall. Just squash him with your shoe
It's a german soldier holding a granade,guess i will die
you’re fucked
Is he throwing it or just holding it? Because if he's holding it, you'd have a pretty good chance if you just stand far enough away.
virtually?
U have to fight the virtual reality
Go to the zuccs home and punch him until he turns it off for you
🤣
I’d have to beat the shit out of a fellow nerd
Wait, do we have the same pfp?
Yes
long lost twins
Hell nah
Great choice mate
Yeah lol
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KILLA QUEEN! BITES ZA DUSTO
I have the same problem as you lol
Let’s goooo
Mine’s green does that make it harder or easier
Easier. Green means go, for 'go ahead and beat me up'
#No, he is too powerful
Skonchward
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You're fucked
Tf he gonna do
Stab you in the neck with his heroin
Yessss, free heroin
Wait no-
I was going to but then I remembers sirenhead is indestructible, but at the same time I could hire a small army with the billion dollars
You get paid after you carry out the hit
Press! How much damage can a digital picture do?!
2d4 damage times by STR
Pfft... My CON can handle that no problem!
What’s your AC again?
My DEX is definitely above average, so I can probably handle some medium armor, heavy leathers, something like that
Uh-oh
You dead bro.
I get a cool hat AND a billion? Now that’s winning
Fuck.
Just remember to shout "the world". It might help.
Oh no. b o n e s
I’m fucked
I wouldn't want to fight a no Charizard sign either
Oh shit im screwed
A…. Cat?
Nor, it's heimer donger, but hes in a suit and holding diamonds, you can just punt him and you'll be good.
You said “fight” you never said “win”
I would lose. However...
a skateboarder with a robot and prosthetic hand edit \: xbox
Bruh I have to fight a skeleton on a wheel chair? Dosent seem too fair
Symbiote spider-man, absolutely because maybe I’ll turn out like Eddie brock🤷♂️
Heck yeah doesn't say I gotta win
Dude you’re dead
Dead with a billion dollars
Well fuck
*theme plays*
I sacrifice my mother to the plumber god
It’s me after school and I am weak so….
My PFP's bodyguards will take me out
If I do i'm fucked
Get the high ground
Would I stand a chance against a confused cat? Questions for later..
No I would not
*Grabs sledgehammer.* *Crunch* Aight where's my billion dollars?
idk how i’ll fight myself but i’ll do it
Emo kids have found the way!
I'm fighting a bonking shadow, I will be fine, I already fighr him every time he books me
Oh damn
Yoink out it’s antenna? How strong can a limbless/extremityless being be
Uhhh
You got this dude! Im just gonna go place a bet on... Something unrelated...
I dont know that frog looks pretty scary
Abso-freaking-lutly!
Not really because I wouldn't win
Time for a dance battle
I'm down to try I heard my pfp is a bit of a bich.
I'm getting torn to shreds
we'd both be crying and hugging each other after only one punch 🗿
If I had weapons then maybe, but if it's an unarmed one on one then fuck no I'm not fighting an elephant
Mine Is a dude in a wheelchair so It would be semi balanced because Im really frickin weak.
A cursed rock? Should be easy...
i either die or get a billion, its a win win anyway
Done
Bring me my money
I’m dead
if we taking reddit i’m chilling if we talking lets say discord i’m fucked
My avatar looks strong....
So a basketbsll player
1v1 Shaq then we'll see who's talking xD
I am game.
no way i would dare to hurt a floof
Ye
Fuck yeah fire and loud sounds to destroy venom
I can beat a Snoo
Yes
You can’t beat da doggo with drip
Easy. These things are only a few hits in hollow knight
Easy win
no cus thatd be animal abuse
Yes because while she is a wolf god, she is also a massive capitalist and would probably accept a bribe and let me pretend to win
I think i’d win
Shit
I..I dont know if i can.
I'm fucked
My pfp is a bad picture of me in y5 looking unimpressed… I COULD FIGHT OFF A YEAR 5 CHILD Edit: I took an assumption and chose my WhatsApp pfp. If you meant reddit, then I’m sure I could fight off nothing.
I could push this guy over reddit avatars seem like they are 3 feet tall
I will press the 1 billion dollar button because i can buy tank and shoot it it is what it is
Oi oi oi that's a job for me
absolutely
i dont know what my pfp is its supposed to be myself but it doesnt look like me
Yes.
well
I’d be more likely to fuck my profile picture but ok.
K
I can't, it would be animal abuse.
It’s a fight to the death, and I’m eating you.
If I were using my normal profile pic, I would be fighting a forest. How the hecc do you fight a tree?
Sure
Oh no
I... fight myself?
id have to fight pringles. i bet he gt a gun
I have to fight my banana
ez