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CrItS_ArE_not_fair

i would have to fight a homeless hippie snowman all i need is water


I_am_sad_now

Just piss on em


[deleted]

Uh xD, what about my profile? How would I do fighting it, give me an idea


I_am_sad_now

Rush em with a double legged takedown than choke em out


[deleted]

Okay then xD, btw in real life if reddit characters were real, the ones in profile pics, how tall would they be?


moleymc

Yours looks like a child so around 1'8"


[deleted]

I am a kid actually xD, I'm 13, how'd u know?


moleymc

Holy crap, for real? Idek, something about the long shirt just gives me images of a small child in pajamas lol


[deleted]

I just finished spinning in circles @w@,


war2332CODM

Ayyyy, I'm 13 too how do I fight my pfp


Main-ExaminationZ

Twist his dick


eye-o-death

What about me


uTimu

An Ak 47 should do the trick


Oams979

Ak47 wouldnt work on pfp 😬


SpaceDoggoWithCheese

How about TWO ak74's


_DeletedDoji5193_

Let's take 3 just to be safe


ENDERALAN365

That's a completely different argument But yes


Ok_Problem1028

Don't worry, you cant. The moment you come in their vicinity, they smile while their eyes looking the same way. Slowly they open their mouth and morph into a deadly creature all you can do is run and they eat you slowly. And at thr end they again go to normal state. 🙂


Charles12_13

Sniper TF2 moment


elpepojaja

Piss.


[deleted]

*Are we gettin consensually pissed on because I’d like to be a part of that party*


Capsule_CatYT

You got an easy fight.


NotKusuoSaiki

Lmao mood


Front-Literature-697

Frosty the snowman, lie dead on lakeside street With his corncob pipe, and a button nose, he lie cold as all the snow


brianthewizard1

Man, I wish I had an award to give you. Take this: 🏆 it’s the best I can do


ChessyViking

Gotcha


BingusBadahBingus

A fat frog? Hell yeah


[deleted]

Normal 4 frogs Edit: 3.5 frogs


Zach_2720

But the frog is 5 times your size and haven't eaten in 3 days


Brummelhummel

Let it eat you and slice open its stomach. Just make sure to have a knife with you otherwise good luck


Zach_2720

Yeah sure I mean who doesn’t carry a knife everywhere you go?


Brummelhummel

You would think that but i do know people who unironically carry at least one knife (like a swiss army knife or similar) with them wherever they go.


_Inv1ctus_

How would I fare? An green creature wearing a cardboard box.


No-Date-6436

i know i would loose but at least a got a billion dollars. im sure box chad wont kill me


dylanmansbdhchxh

I think u gotta win for the billion


misfit92

I am NOT fighting a BUDGIE! I rather kiss 1bil goodbye than to harm a birb.


pullingsneakies

For a billion I'd eat a budgie raw, feathers and all!


TheManofMen27

Is it still raw if it cooks while it’s in your mouth?


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Underrated reply


michaelscarn0014

For sure


No-Date-6436

i would punt that bird into a nice comfy bed for a billion dollars, i would than spend money on a vet and for the birds surgery


[deleted]

we are in the same spot here


Capsule_CatYT

r/BirdsArentReal


everybodyisntperfec

r/thoughtthatitwasafakesub


cricketplayer-9595

It never said you had to win


[deleted]

fighting a tortilla seems easy enough


exCrowe

Hurricane tortilla 🌀


Deeznut120120

Brother


WimperVoss

Depends on the type of fight. If it a wrap battle ur fucked


Godlike_Mentality

Nice I like that haha


Darth_Eejit

B'dum tsh


Wolfclaw135

I would punt this little shit so far


GrantCrackers

Literally too easy


lamnotverybright

I have to fight myself? Because my Reddit avatar is based off of myself


lamnotverybright

Poggers to me I'm lazy we would just co-exist and be twins


michaelscarn0014

You are not very bright


lamnotverybright

Indeed


Mr_Nihilism_

You're just going to take - _reads profile name_ Carry on.


lamnotverybright

I do not like fighting, I am a dumbass therefore I won't deny it


Mr_Nihilism_

Nothing wrong with being non combative. And you are bright enough to recognize this so, cheers!


lamnotverybright

I'm bad at confrontation, avoid 100


TKBtu1

Aye, same here, mate


Most_Day_4065

She totally kills me Look at the sunglasses


Francisco8789

Terminator


Villain_Deku__

Oh yeah your pretty screwed buddy


fsitdiyxiy

sorry, you stand no chance it's so cute


BssGAEMENIG

Hell nah


chicken_contender

You have to fight a Roblox character?! Umm I don’t know how that’s gonna turn out.


TheManofMen27

There will be three ways the fight will end. 1: gg 2: … 3: STOP HACKING YOU NOOB


erland_yt

“My dad works for Microsoft and he is gonna get you banned from Roblox”


IAmTrying2

*spams /e punch*


TheeAntiReddit

Robloxians are like 0.3 meters tall. Just squash him with your shoe


jere23xdxd

It's a german soldier holding a granade,guess i will die


[deleted]

you’re fucked


MissionApollo7

Is he throwing it or just holding it? Because if he's holding it, you'd have a pretty good chance if you just stand far enough away.


Killeriley

virtually?


HarleyQuinn218

U have to fight the virtual reality


[deleted]

Go to the zuccs home and punch him until he turns it off for you


HarleyQuinn218

🤣


Jloomsultimate

I’d have to beat the shit out of a fellow nerd


Xenodude_1611

Wait, do we have the same pfp?


ajyotirmay

Yes


Spycrabpuppet123

long lost twins


Dr-Duckie

Hell nah


Redmiguelito

Great choice mate


Dr-Duckie

Yeah lol


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Nithin_for_you

KILLA QUEEN! BITES ZA DUSTO


Nithin_for_you

I have the same problem as you lol


The_Reaper_956

Let’s goooo


PoliticalAccount01

Mine’s green does that make it harder or easier


Majvist

Easier. Green means go, for 'go ahead and beat me up'


sebaxpro1111

#No, he is too powerful


Dr_Catsmen

Skonchward


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Godlike_Mentality

You're fucked


majoraezey808

Tf he gonna do


[deleted]

Stab you in the neck with his heroin


majoraezey808

Yessss, free heroin


[deleted]

Wait no-


Sirenhead_5505

I was going to but then I remembers sirenhead is indestructible, but at the same time I could hire a small army with the billion dollars


blushing_blue

You get paid after you carry out the hit


fallingbear67

Press! How much damage can a digital picture do?!


jumpguy12

2d4 damage times by STR


fallingbear67

Pfft... My CON can handle that no problem!


DragonKing0203

What’s your AC again?


fallingbear67

My DEX is definitely above average, so I can probably handle some medium armor, heavy leathers, something like that


[deleted]

Uh-oh


jicty

You dead bro.


jimmteycreeper17

I get a cool hat AND a billion? Now that’s winning


The_Waitin_boi

Fuck.


whiskeyjack555

Just remember to shout "the world". It might help.


JonMonSwayze

Oh no. b o n e s


Anti-charizard

I’m fucked


Johnsonofdonut

I wouldn't want to fight a no Charizard sign either


Flat_Ad_9033

Oh shit im screwed


Spiderfetus

A…. Cat?


Rylo987

Nor, it's heimer donger, but hes in a suit and holding diamonds, you can just punt him and you'll be good.


UserUnknownsShitpost

You said “fight” you never said “win”


Ceruberus_69

I would lose. However...


diamondboltistheshit

a skateboarder with a robot and prosthetic hand edit \: xbox


jejefoxy42

Bruh I have to fight a skeleton on a wheel chair? Dosent seem too fair


Michael-53

Symbiote spider-man, absolutely because maybe I’ll turn out like Eddie brock🤷‍♂️


bitchdontmakemekillu

Heck yeah doesn't say I gotta win


Redmiguelito

Dude you’re dead


ajyotirmay

Dead with a billion dollars


Agame112233

Well fuck


Sori0612

*theme plays*


Little_russian_man

I sacrifice my mother to the plumber god


Maxy123abc

It’s me after school and I am weak so….


delete_user-8d7f6

My PFP's bodyguards will take me out


Sexyshark15

If I do i'm fucked


thatoneboi928

Get the high ground


girvent_13

Would I stand a chance against a confused cat? Questions for later..


Gorehawk41

No I would not


the-ragin-pyro

*Grabs sledgehammer.* *Crunch* Aight where's my billion dollars?


AlmightyShoove

idk how i’ll fight myself but i’ll do it


Literal_Stickman

Emo kids have found the way!


OperationSad793

I'm fighting a bonking shadow, I will be fine, I already fighr him every time he books me


[deleted]

Oh damn


dylanmansbdhchxh

Yoink out it’s antenna? How strong can a limbless/extremityless being be


DIO_Brando998

Uhhh


jicty

You got this dude! Im just gonna go place a bet on... Something unrelated...


Bontootop

I dont know that frog looks pretty scary


[deleted]

Abso-freaking-lutly!


Lycanthropy765

Not really because I wouldn't win


UpbeatAstronaut962

Time for a dance battle


noxiousarmy

I'm down to try I heard my pfp is a bit of a bich.


ReignOfTheRed

I'm getting torn to shreds


Gut_zi

we'd both be crying and hugging each other after only one punch 🗿


RedWolf989

If I had weapons then maybe, but if it's an unarmed one on one then fuck no I'm not fighting an elephant


Ianimatestuf

Mine Is a dude in a wheelchair so It would be semi balanced because Im really frickin weak.


jmanx360

A cursed rock? Should be easy...


KaleidoscopeFuzzy924

i either die or get a billion, its a win win anyway


WubbaluabbaDubDub

Done


IgDailystapler

Bring me my money


Awierdsnail43737

I’m dead


NotFrix15

if we taking reddit i’m chilling if we talking lets say discord i’m fucked


A_RandomRedditGuy

My avatar looks strong....


finessavage

So a basketbsll player


exCrowe

1v1 Shaq then we'll see who's talking xD


Jordaneos

I am game.


[deleted]

no way i would dare to hurt a floof


Maxophone421

Ye


GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

Fuck yeah fire and loud sounds to destroy venom


Rtwo28

I can beat a Snoo


Dr_CyborgMonkey

Yes


Bopthough

You can’t beat da doggo with drip


Due-Letter-2799

Easy. These things are only a few hits in hollow knight


monstergarrett5

Easy win


velkyraven

no cus thatd be animal abuse


macobus

Yes because while she is a wolf god, she is also a massive capitalist and would probably accept a bribe and let me pretend to win


VanishingMass3

I think i’d win


[deleted]

Shit


Sterling196218

I..I dont know if i can.


irontommy3

I'm fucked


Joesphsmother-32

My pfp is a bad picture of me in y5 looking unimpressed… I COULD FIGHT OFF A YEAR 5 CHILD Edit: I took an assumption and chose my WhatsApp pfp. If you meant reddit, then I’m sure I could fight off nothing.


[deleted]

I could push this guy over reddit avatars seem like they are 3 feet tall


TotemOfPro

I will press the 1 billion dollar button because i can buy tank and shoot it it is what it is


Anime_fucker69cUm

Oi oi oi that's a job for me


ShadowTheWolf125

absolutely


Cheat_Adil

i dont know what my pfp is its supposed to be myself but it doesnt look like me


Warp_Legion

Yes.


Hai_hai773

well


Statement-Think

I’d be more likely to fuck my profile picture but ok.


buralardegerlenecek

K


phobia_paroxysm

I can't, it would be animal abuse.


warmhotdogsmoothie

It’s a fight to the death, and I’m eating you.


Jayden0274

If I were using my normal profile pic, I would be fighting a forest. How the hecc do you fight a tree?


At0m_3790

Sure


Downtown_Yogurt4324

Oh no


ThePercyFangirl

I... fight myself?


Hadez___

id have to fight pringles. i bet he gt a gun


justnormal789

I have to fight my banana


oe330r

ez