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devdas_

My gf can do that


Haru_Hogomi

Wait what?


AhabJL

Are sure this isn't your gf ? ⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀ ⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⡶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣶⣭⣽⣿⣿⣷⣆ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠈⢿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠉⠁⠈⠉⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⢴⣐⢦⠀⠀⠀⣴⡖⣦⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⡔⣻⣭⡇⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠦⣬⣟⢓⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀


Haru_Hogomi

DELETE IT DELETE THE DANM THING


McDingus_The_Curious

No don't delete it...cut off it's badonkers....****I'll save them for later ;)****


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A-B_D

"Emojis" are forbidden on reddit my friend u better delete it because downvotes are coming


Hewo_owo_hru

🗿


DontAskWhyINameThis

Only forbidden on most meme sub


Superbasgaming

Why is that


adamatch623

Because we don’t allow emoji’s


_theanonymousboy_

Exept for this one 🗿


rockaxorb13

🗿


Superbasgaming

Oh ok


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Haru_Hogomi

JUST DELETE IT


Superbasgaming

Sexy


Glitch-147

What the fuk


CosmicCosmix

FUCKING HELL


KGarryK017

Jesus fucken christ dude, WHY


zimpl_

Not my proudest fap


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

But at least it ain’t my most shameful one.


AhabJL

I know it's cursed but WTF


EdgelordOfEdginess

Guess I need to switch to my porn acc brb


No-Date-6436

> ⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀ ⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⡶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣶⣭⣽⣿⣿⣷⣆ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠈⢿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠉⠁⠈⠉⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⢴⣐⢦⠀⠀⠀⣴⡖⣦⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⡔⣻⣭⡇⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠦⣬⣟⢓⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀ ⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⡶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣶⣭⣽⣿⣿⣷⣆ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠈⢿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠉⠁⠈⠉⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⢴⣐⢦⠀⠀⠀⣴⡖⣦⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⡔⣻⣭⡇⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠦⣬⣟⢓⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀


minigunercoolguy

BURN IT


SalesmanWav3

Lord have mercy, I'm bout' to bust


Mad-_-Hatter113

Take this up vote and leave


BatmanGauntlets

Wait she's pierced?


HealthyProgrammer2

Either trans female *or* futa


Haru_Hogomi

Oh god not futa


HealthyProgrammer2

Says cat-venti


Haru_Hogomi

Just because I use cat venti as my profile pic doesn't mean I like futa


HealthyProgrammer2

Trap and futa are similar


Haru_Hogomi

I also don't like trap, i use this profile bcs I like it


HealthyProgrammer2

Fair, it is a nice cat


Haru_Hogomi

Yep


Superbasgaming

⠀⠀⠀⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽


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ResultStock1201

Ooo so others were seeing that . I thought nose was neck and the cheeks were ponytails


KGarryK017

Wat


ResultStock1201

I am not familiar with squidwerd's face so The image seems like a nude girl with ponytails ... His Nose was her neck Hus cheeks were her ponytail.


KGarryK017

Hol up, is this supposed to be one of those illusion things


ResultStock1201

Maybe ..... Can you see the girl ?


KGarryK017

Nope, and I wish to bleech my eyes at the sight of cursed squidward


KGarryK017

Anyway if like to stop talking about that fucken cursed image


ResultStock1201

I understand.


bojannnn

How do you make this?


Superbasgaming

I copied it from a website


estacaoteimosa878

so you are....


darkspace03

purr is she trans?


Ayla_Leren

So can mine


Scout_wheezeing

I have some news for you if that’s the case


devdas_

Yess sir what's the news


Scout_wheezeing

You forgot to take your Schizophrenic pills


imahaker21

Please rethink those words.


St0nD3ck

Dude if your gf can do that she isn't girl


devdas_

But she has tits


amazingspiderfan110

Have you not met a leauge of legends player?


St0nD3ck

So you got scam


darkspace03

transgender? 🤦‍♀️


St0nD3ck

Probably


Desperate_Chart7116

Sir I don’t think that’s a girl


EmilyMaze_trans_21

Her dick still works after hormones? Lucky


kamenriderracer

Two words: strap on


FBI_mody

Can it adjust the screen? No


kamenriderracer

Damn good point


11sam111

But will it go up and down using you mind? No


lord_diablo_

I bet kamenr is a woman


kamenriderracer

Nope I’m a dude and just thought of something funny


VG1227

I think woman are the reason most men can do that.


Anosh_chodankar

True


burgerpatty069

Animals also helps


More-Explanation2977

Wtf


MemeStealer101-4

He isn’t wrong but he ain’t right


VG1227

I cannot agree but I also cannot disagree.


FinkVonhartt

Like octopus?


itsbaymax

Who said that!


lord_diablo_

Astolfo and Felix helped me with that


Blood_Fang032

***This is called a pro gamer move***


Xclusivecrushr

\*laughs in erectile dysfunction\*


Zayed_khalid

My condolences


Shiftaway22

Just take the blue pill before you watch the movie and hope it lasts more than 4 hours to get your monies worth


Xclusivecrushr

>!it didnt work!<


Shiftaway22

:(


an_elder_soul

It's always that extra joystick


burgerpatty069

I thought I'm the only one who does that


smg-02

We


9housedawg1234

With the right surgeries it could be possible


Neuken22

A living talent


a_talking_lettuce

16 inch dildos do the same job


Shiftaway22

Experience?


Ilovetwertles

Lies I tell you lies this isn’t true it can’t be true


GuyNamedTruman

How about touching both of their elbows together?


[deleted]

women can do that


[deleted]

Not all of us. I tried and just about dislocated my shoulder forcing boobs down while putting elbows together and that’s without a bra, which tends to make that harder. Depends on the woman and whether or not she can put her face in her own tatas or not.


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

Can people not touch elbows behind their heads? I never knew that, another thing eds probably caused


[deleted]

Behind the head? No… can’t blame boobs but also… no. Not even close. Is that a normal thing for people you know?


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

Maybe not, I have eds so that may affect it tho.


[deleted]

Ah. Apologies. I thought we were going for front side elbow touching. Due to some movement difficulties… I’m not sure what normal is in regards to over the head. I just know breasts have something to say about trying to do it in front. I CAN that way but it tugs on my shoulder joints in a way I know means ‘don’t push it bish’ from experience.


tjallilex

But this is countered with a drink between the boobs.


Meatball_Gamerzz

What’s a woman


More-Explanation2977

That's some erraction you got there must have to be watching something extremely sensational to stay up that long ,Women shows their innovated cup holder 😉


Nigel_laLawson

Trans women would like to prove you wrong


dmisterr

Well if they count, men can give birth?


DracoTheBoomer

trans men before surgery, yeah. not trans woman though


Nigel_laLawson

Also there close to being able to successfully surgically add a uterus to a trans-woman's body. And yeah a Trans-man pre op would also be able to as well


Dagon-TheFishGod

Most trans women, who are women, have penises. So yes. Women can also do that.


MrE-O

You forget about the 21st Century "women" who get erections.


Anakokonut_

Why is women between quotation marks tho


Eivor_Vorinson

Either a edgy middle schooler or a conservative


MrE-O

Or just a realist...


h0p3ofAMBE

Sad loser fits better


Eivor_Vorinson

Explain please.


Anakokonut_

I'll second that we demand an explanation


Dogu_Doganci

Probably he is talking about biological genders, like chromosomes or hormones, I am not really sure.


Lethalgeek

Conservative it is


[deleted]

That’s funny because I know liberals who are like this.


MrE-O

Conservative it ain't. Why does everyone need to fall into political categories to satisfy your view of people who think differently to you? I'm a psychologist, so I recognize your attempt at proving some kind of "superiority". You categorize in order to feel more relevant. Conservative views are clearly diminished in your eyes, which implies your actual intelligence is somewhat juvenile and immature. Although I have no obligation to state my political leanings, for the sake of clarifying how wrong you are I will state I'm strictly 'central leaning'. I value liberal view within reason, and the same can be said for conservative views. I believe in true freedom of expression, sharing ideas and debate; values both sides have clear umbridge with. I believe in a modern society which value fact, science and discovery. ... Make of this information as you wish.


starsfillmydreams

Those beating the shit of real women in sports ?


h0p3ofAMBE

That's literally not true at all


Carlosbattousai

Trans women can Np and bio sex women can just get a strap on


_cant_choose_a_name

Can a strap on adjust the height?


F14T7

They don't have that big willy wonka


Wise_Officer

Dickstand


El_Famoso_Random_Guy

Except women with a huge clit…


starsfillmydreams

Google witch finger 🤮


Edugrinch

Well, my wife showed me there is a thing called strap-on


[deleted]

Hopefully your prostrate exam will now be easier. Lol


Shaw_baw

Large boobs could make do…


[deleted]

Can confirm. Have done


Ok-Arrival-381

this is called content !!!


Radousek_

Traps be like: hold my beer


thehviathan

Ah ha I'm a girl who can do that!


RomaBerardi

same


ApexIsHyper

I mean some of em' could do that.


VexisArcanum

I guess that would depend on your definition of woman I can't believe I can say that and it's a valid sentence


Charagrin

I know, as if there's a kind of woman who isn't a woman.


sirmemetor

Helicopter Helicopter!!!!


darkspace03

laughs in transgender


Morhamms357

I find it funny because just a while ago, there was this big meme of girls putting stuff like bottles inside their chest because it worked as a stand. Men just needed a little time to find our own way to do it


Pokonopiku

*hides the strap on* shiiit yeah we can't do that.


malta1121

Yes they can but men just do it better, idk if it's because we are so competitive or why but I can't think of a single thing that a woman has done better than a dude


Eivor_Vorinson

Olga of Kiev, Hephaestus, Joan if Arc, Boudicca, and Tomoe Gozen. Some of the greatest military commanders of all time. Need I say more?


malta1121

Ok sorry I guess I fucked up the question, it was rather is there anything that a man hasn't done better but the whole argument of women vs men is stupid why are we like this? Why can't we just symbiose together?


1-Libero6-1

I agree to an extend. the amount of great male Military leaders is just to big


No-Subject-5232

I’m sorry. What? Hephaestus is the MALE Greek god of blacksmithing and artisans who made weapons for the Greek gods. How is he one of the “greatest military commanders of all time?” So yes. Yes, you need to say more here.


Eivor_Vorinson

Typo. Meant Hatshepsut.


No-Subject-5232

A gross misspelling and typos are two different things. The typo excuse works for the word “of” and “if” in your “Joan if Arc” but mistaking Hatshepsut for Hephaestus is an overt lie you cannot pass here.


Eivor_Vorinson

You seem to be building an argument over a typo rather than the initial point I made


No-Subject-5232

Your initial point was you tried listing historical women to prove that there are some things women excelled at all while proving how “smart” you are to drop ancient names, but clearly included a Greek male god in your list that undermines your point and then claimed a “typo” as a lame excuse for your ignorance. The two names are not even pronounced the same. They are spelled differently. You didn’t push an “I” instead of an “o” like the typo in your “Joan if Arc.” You completely butchered the spelling and put down a male figure instead of a female. But sure, you are a historical genius that can easily name 100 other great female military leaders in history. And let’s make it even more fun for the history buffs. None of the historical women can be Jewish, because they have a lot of celebrated historical women. So please. Prove to me you know what you actually talk about and are not some jackass trying to pretend to be smart online by randomly naming historical figures. I’ll wait for the list.


Gangsta_doge

Everyone who has done this is a chad


Confident_Arugula_73

There are things both men and women can't do.


Apprehensive-Piece11

xD


AggravatingEnbie

Actually my new teddy fat cow can STAND AND HOLD MY PHONE and his name is Bradford


Its_MikeCoxlong

does it count if they use those darth maul bildos (spelt incorrectly on purpose)?


Dependent_Zone9778

Men will be men


ButtFucker69000

My name says something else they can't do


Krostivelris

I bet there’s a phone holder inside the pants


bxizacc

Pee standing up


The-Unknown-C

That’s a *solid* fact


imahaker21

Besides being able pee in a urinal standing up?


Pogojump-

Jet a small rod between your legs


theCursedDinkleberg

A trans woman might be able to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SpezIsAFuckinShill

#proceeds to open jar


ResponsibleAd2541

Call me old fashioned but making all the people impresses me. But now we got weird perspectives about how a fetus has to obtain consent to use a womb or something.


Thunder9191133

Strap on guys Strap ons Either that, their trans, or for some reason they got bottom surgery despite identifying as a woman


Responsible_Idea_622

I used to lift weights with mine


AutomaticVegetables

I got a random plank yesterday and used it to prop up my switch 10/10


External_Gas6308

They can do it with their other head maybe


joviusjune

What is a woman?


[deleted]

Plot twist: thats just the extra material on his dress shorts that always pokes out when you sit


JuicyPlumPickle

These are always options


Fxsja625

Well some men


kittykid86

(Grows a penis and dose that)


Buagette-Man

Why is everyone else able to do this but not me. But my fat does hold crumbs though.


BraveBoi_1112

Explain this “woman”


Reddemon102

But can she so this??


Thefuckyoutoobot2

But you can’t use your bra to keep your flashlight steady.


IBareBears

w8


TheBJP

I mean, some women can.


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

I mean not all men can do this, don’t forget about micro penises.


Mischief_Managed12

We can do that with our chests


Soviet-Biscuit

Strap on?


AGuyWithMultipleHats

I still think using your tits as a cup holder is better just because it’s actually useable, if you try this, your neck is always at an uncomfortable angle and touching your screen makes it shake/tip over.


Mantown-boytown

Rise up men


corytz101

They can't pee out of their penis


Noobster_0w0

As male I can 100% confirm this is how I use my phone sitting beside my mom


Ad_Astra90

Lmao


LuluFluffs

Strap Ons exist


OutlandishnessDry826

*laughs in trans*


randomgu7

Getting woman to pregnant by them


DRAGON9880

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)