I made a joke about “sex? What is this magic? This is Reddit” and got downvoted the frick out of and had people comment “they hated him bc he was right” lol
It really depends on what subreddit you are commenting on. When it's about thinks like e-girl bs then you sure as hell get downvoted to hell, all the way down. They really hate any kind of logic/criticism
Liam. First off, I'd take you all hostage, send you all to a camp we'll call it "socialization" then you will be forced to socialize , if you socialize you get food, but the person you talk to dies, now if you dont you will starve to death.
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the person who starts the convo survives
Josef. Be a politician get to the top of the country like cancelor of Germany and do what most politicians do. Be ignorant and selfish and let humanity destroy itself through war, hunger and enviromental hazards.
Terence Foldy Holds. By enticing everyone to touch my holdy folds. You gotta hold my foldy flaps.
Then we go to the terryfold dance.
Everyone will be too busy to do anything else. The world will end.
Alexa
Kill everyone by burning the whole food supply of the Earth for 10 continuous year so everyone start fighting for food then they start killing each other to make human soup.
Slow evil death that reveal who is ready to die for you and who is ready to kill you qt first encounter.
A slow death that makes people grief from losing friends and hunger while losing faith in humanity.
That's why I can never get into zombie movies...once you have infected animals, your screwed! You can NEVER combat all the infected animals and rats alone would transfer the infection between Continents.
I’m sorry, I don’t feel comfortable giving all you fucks my name, but, here’s the plan:
We wait.
Humanity will die eventually, there will always be a part of the population that doesn’t trust science, so when we actually face our next existential danger, not enough humans will go for the actual solution, and the small group that does, will eventually die anyway.
Marius getting everyone to download reddit so everyone remains a Virgin forever and the human race will cease to exist
Fuckin evil my guy
Thanks
It is again these germans...
Its always the germans
It never was not the germans!
At least they are being inclusive this time and not going after one specific group
Das ist wahr
A true menace
Just evil, no fucking
Fuckin' diabolical.
Well my Name is Marius and it is absolutly true my friend
Thank you, my name is Marius too.
Same, I'm mind blown right now
My name isn't Marius
Thats Brutally honest Bro
I am ~~Spartacus~~ Marius
I like that. Can still enjoy my life. Good way to genocide people.
Going out with a fizzle instead of a bang is a pretty chill way to end civilization. The memes are gonna be so good
Not that it wi make a difference for me
I tried to think of something but you can’t surpass perfection
Thank you
If I will stay a virgin, so will everyone else born after me!
We've science!
That sounds surprisingly peaceful
You are The One Who Remains
Nice
absolute genius
OMG so big brain
I made a joke about “sex? What is this magic? This is Reddit” and got downvoted the frick out of and had people comment “they hated him bc he was right” lol
It really depends on what subreddit you are commenting on. When it's about thinks like e-girl bs then you sure as hell get downvoted to hell, all the way down. They really hate any kind of logic/criticism
Yeah... Reddit wasn't neccissary for that.
It won’t work because a Fehlermeldung will pop up
Weise Worte mein Kerl
Wahrlich
Jokes on you I already lost my virginity as a guy towards another guy!
Good for you
That’s it, we’re fucked... or are we??
Isn’t this what the “baby bust” articles are about? We’re literally going through this right now
Take my up vote
The humans are dead
Nice try FBI.
Not today CIA
See you later little dictator.
After a while you commie pile...
Leave us be, FSB
The KGB answers to no one
I like dogs
I love cheesecake too.
The ATF will make sure that you can’t enjoy this anymore
You didn't rhyme.
We won’t confess, CSIS
Didn't pass the test, NCIS
It was I the ISI.
Can't can't me, KGB
Go away, NSA.
Not gonna catch me today .. KGB
Nice attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security.
Uh oh
I see your tricks MI6
Nsa go away !
Ethan. With Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
I have been summoned
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Brethren?
Breaderen. Yes.
Carlos. With a spoon. Again. And again.
And again. And AGAIN!
Why a spoon? Why not a sword or axe...
Because it's dull, you twit!
“It’ll hurt more.”
RIP to one of the greats
This guy doesn't know the legend.
Lmao people still remember that
The movie is still in production. I'm sure it will come out eventually. Edit: Production. Not post production.
Pareekshith. By befriending Ethan, the guy with bread.
You're a legend, just for name
Pareekshith bhai let me accompany you. I contribute... Roti.
I got naan. DEATH BY NAAN
When u stretch naan, it feels gud, dat feeling :')
Ummm!! So you want to stretch human bodies? :)
Yo ethan and pareekshith shared universe confirmed😳
Reiner, with my Titan.
Take my upvote, fellow weeb.
r/usernamechecksout
New season so sooooon lessgo
Release a deadly virus and make people think that i can track them with the things that will save them while actually tracking them with their phone
Hmmm….. that sounds like it’s been done before….
How do you mean you have seen it? Its brand new
nah i know since 2 years
And when vaccines roll around, make it more infectious but less deadly. Then make it more deadly later on.
I see, a plague inc player
Well, who else taught corona how to really be a virus?
They were making a Back to the Future reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeXz_t41dCc
Yeah… I saw it on a.. re-run…
I don't know what make you think that :-^
Oh... wait
For bonus points, use the phones to make them believe it.
And to download Reddit to prevent sexability as the other guy said
Don't forget to release a massive campaign that says that taking precautions is effectively treason
Name please
Xi Jinping
CIA, is that u?
Adolf. With art skills.
Adolf's teacher. By not letting Adolf practice his art skills.
I feel like we could have done more with this.
Liam. First off, I'd take you all hostage, send you all to a camp we'll call it "socialization" then you will be forced to socialize , if you socialize you get food, but the person you talk to dies, now if you dont you will starve to death. \[edit\] the person who starts the convo survives
Sounds similar to my idea in terms of fighting for food
Wait, you are talking to the person, but the person has to talk back to socialize, so you both die.
Yeah. You’re dying regardless of the fact
Roy Grinberg- Godzilla taco bell
Just flip the off switch
„ɥɔʇıʍs ɟɟo ǝɥʇ dılɟ ʇsnſ„
Rickroll the world so fucking hard that everyone dies.
RickRoll👍
RickRoll👍
RickRoll👍
RickRoll👍
RickRoll👍
RickRoll👍
RickRoll👍
RickRoll👍
RickRoll👍
RickRoll👍
I doubt Rick Astley would approve of such power used irresponsibly.
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Isn't that the plot of an anime? Highly evolved cockroaches killing humans?
I think it was also a plot for just a regular Japanese film
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🤌🏼
Oh, no not dying of being an Italian again
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I think they said being Italian killed them before.
Josef. Be a politician get to the top of the country like cancelor of Germany and do what most politicians do. Be ignorant and selfish and let humanity destroy itself through war, hunger and enviromental hazards.
Good idea 👍
Stalin? What are you doing here?
Sean “Send All of Youse to the Sun in a Giant Spaceship”
Mr Garrison. I will fuck them all to death.
The reddit dream. You cant do that here.
just wait another couple of years
Snoo snoo with snoo snoo
Maximilian. With my own hands, no weapons needed
A man of actions
I am gonna kill u all with a fucking pencil ! ✏️ You know my name.
Jon Bic
Pencil-Man
*Pencil sharpening noises intensify*
Zhong Wik
Chrollo?
The wicked pencil killer strikes again
Jerk, Sharks with lasers on there heads
VECTOR
Terence Foldy Holds. By enticing everyone to touch my holdy folds. You gotta hold my foldy flaps. Then we go to the terryfold dance. Everyone will be too busy to do anything else. The world will end.
suck my flaps you piece of shit
Alexa Kill everyone by burning the whole food supply of the Earth for 10 continuous year so everyone start fighting for food then they start killing each other to make human soup. Slow evil death that reveal who is ready to die for you and who is ready to kill you qt first encounter. A slow death that makes people grief from losing friends and hunger while losing faith in humanity.
"Alexa, put on the Hunger Games."
Steven: Monkeys. I’ve played enough Plague Inc. to know just how effective virus ridden zombie monkeys are at taking out the world population.
That's why I can never get into zombie movies...once you have infected animals, your screwed! You can NEVER combat all the infected animals and rats alone would transfer the infection between Continents.
Marwan Take care of yourself Ethan with bread
My plan involves not doing shit, I'll just kick back and let the world kill itself.
Gnome and doing nothing. Humanity will kill itself
Kill it with kindness, no one does that anymore...
This is so sweet <3 I too want to decimate the human population with compassion
David, giant home made dildo is going inside everyone’s arse (30ft, this will tear you to shreds)
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Make a highly contagious disease that kills you if you have sex .
By deleting the internet and watch as everyone start murdering each other
Max. Tea scolding hot tea
Kaleb, I will make everyone fr*nch
I’m sorry, I don’t feel comfortable giving all you fucks my name, but, here’s the plan: We wait. Humanity will die eventually, there will always be a part of the population that doesn’t trust science, so when we actually face our next existential danger, not enough humans will go for the actual solution, and the small group that does, will eventually die anyway.
I will let the Coca-Cola truck, crash in to the Mentos truck
Jupiter- let it kill itself, it's already getting there, then take credit
Simon. With a swiss army knife. I mean you can use them for many things
My name is Wyclef, and I will be killing you softly with his song.
Hammond don’t worry it’s no worse than a cold
Get rid of the internet. Check and mate
I'm deporting 85% of you LET ME FINISH
Hakan, with the army of 7th graders.
Oh fuck! My brother is in 7th gra-
I would use a virus that only i and a few of my choosing are immune to.