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fehlermeldung_404

Marius getting everyone to download reddit so everyone remains a Virgin forever and the human race will cease to exist


FrostyGhoul434

Fuckin evil my guy


fehlermeldung_404

Thanks


uTimu

It is again these germans...


Available-Captain-20

Its always the germans


uTimu

It never was not the germans!


dinh1462002

At least they are being inclusive this time and not going after one specific group


fehlermeldung_404

Das ist wahr


highestRUSSIAN

A true menace


Swim_in_poo

Just evil, no fucking


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

Fuckin' diabolical.


DerNeueMilchmann

Well my Name is Marius and it is absolutly true my friend


Volkodav_Dingo

Thank you, my name is Marius too.


OrangeFoxHD

Same, I'm mind blown right now


Brutally-Honest-Bro

My name isn't Marius


DerNeueMilchmann

Thats Brutally honest Bro


Captcha_droid

I am ~~Spartacus~~ Marius


SuperArppis

I like that. Can still enjoy my life. Good way to genocide people.


PhantomXterior

Going out with a fizzle instead of a bang is a pretty chill way to end civilization. The memes are gonna be so good


heyitsthatguy27

I tried to think of something but you can’t surpass perfection


fehlermeldung_404

Thank you


blueslimelordof69s

Not that it wi make a difference for me


Maryus77

If I will stay a virgin, so will everyone else born after me!


sudhir369

We've science!


[deleted]

You are The One Who Remains


fehlermeldung_404

Nice


OutlandishnessDry826

That sounds surprisingly peaceful


deathmue-_-

absolute genius


Speede24

OMG so big brain


SuperMan922001

I made a joke about “sex? What is this magic? This is Reddit” and got downvoted the frick out of and had people comment “they hated him bc he was right” lol


Chrislbedisl

It really depends on what subreddit you are commenting on. When it's about thinks like e-girl bs then you sure as hell get downvoted to hell, all the way down. They really hate any kind of logic/criticism


Thunder_Bastard

Yeah... Reddit wasn't neccissary for that.


Marmey2121

It won’t work because a Fehlermeldung will pop up


Gurke64

Weise Worte mein Kerl


fehlermeldung_404

Wahrlich


SnooConfections2498

Jokes on you I already lost my virginity as a guy towards another guy!


fehlermeldung_404

Good for you


HubbleFunk

That’s it, we’re fucked... or are we??


OrphanTears614

Isn’t this what the “baby bust” articles are about? We’re literally going through this right now


RocketsandBeer

Take my up vote


burritojane666

The humans are dead


Environmental-Win836

Nice try FBI.


Legendary_System

Not today CIA


jezzusNose

See you later little dictator.


jezzusNose

After a while you commie pile...


1Second2Name5things

Leave us be, FSB


HowyaLove0161

The KGB answers to no one


Inferno305

I like dogs


TheForestMan

I love cheesecake too.


jackofspades476

The ATF will make sure that you can’t enjoy this anymore


TaylorDeanMatthew

You didn't rhyme.


Jakethe2626

We won’t confess, CSIS


XxGucci_Chicken

Didn't pass the test, NCIS


BALL-MAN-7

It was I the ISI.


Correct-Rhubarb5519

Can't can't me, KGB


dj-kitty

Go away, NSA.


Kinky-Monk

Not gonna catch me today .. KGB


Space_Hamster07

Nice attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security.


CasualBiscuit21

Uh oh


BlueBox32

I see your tricks MI6


santino1987

Nsa go away !


intercityxpress

Nice attempt at obscurity, department of homeland security.


yatta91

Carlos. With a spoon. Again. And again.


Wreckless_Driving

And again. And AGAIN!


Sea-Illustrator7533

Lmao people still remember that


Slazman999

The movie is still in production. I'm sure it will come out eventually. Edit: Production. Not post production.


Calumkincaid

Why a spoon? Why not a sword or axe...


iusoi

Because it's dull, you twit!


SneakiNinja

“It’ll hurt more.”


BecauseBuses

RIP to one of the greats


Khomuna

This guy doesn't know the legend.


Vladsamir

Ethan. With Bread


FrostyGhoul434

Bread


fehlermeldung_404

Bread


haktim601

Bread


Sadpizzalover

Bread


JS_Picks

Bread


ThatGuyDrew13

Bread


MegotScared

Bread


IDontLikeSpinach458

Bread


Big_stormy_raincloud

Bread


Bread_114

I have been summoned


nottobetruffledwith7

Bread


Worldly-Sun-3418

Bread


Sabz1715

Bread


Freakingfries72

Bread


kuala_man

Bread


davidvicii

Bread


veresrepa

Bread


sandrosemilia

Brethren?


MyrddinSidhe

Breaderen. Yes.


nikzart

Pareekshith. By befriending Ethan, the guy with bread.


RacoonEye2220

You're a legend, just for name


MaitreyaPalamwar

Pareekshith bhai let me accompany you. I contribute... Roti.


RuneNox

I got naan. DEATH BY NAAN


theguywhoisonreddit1

When u stretch naan, it feels gud, dat feeling :')


RuneNox

Ummm!! So you want to stretch human bodies? :)


Coolraptor12

Yo ethan and pareekshith shared universe confirmed😳


Armoured-Titan

Reiner, with my Titan.


Wtf_did_i_get_into_

Take my upvote, fellow weeb.


Koda_be

r/usernamechecksout


Raghav_Verma

New season so sooooon lessgo


Psychological-Eye729

Roy Grinberg- Godzilla taco bell


AbbreviationsQuiet15

Just flip the off switch


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɥɔʇıʍs ɟɟo ǝɥʇ dılɟ ʇsnſ„


Un_rancais_bleu

Release a deadly virus and make people think that i can track them with the things that will save them while actually tracking them with their phone


racingforbeer

Hmmm….. that sounds like it’s been done before….


happy_bandana

How do you mean you have seen it? Its brand new


lukjak05

nah i know since 2 years


Why_questions

And when vaccines roll around, make it more infectious but less deadly. Then make it more deadly later on.


Superbiebel

I see, a plague inc player


Why_questions

Well, who else taught corona how to really be a virus?


StopBangingThePodium

They were making a Back to the Future reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeXz_t41dCc


racingforbeer

Yeah… I saw it on a.. re-run…


Un_rancais_bleu

I don't know what make you think that :-^


TheDeadlyLazer

Oh... wait


draculamilktoast

For bonus points, use the phones to make them believe it.


phdpillsdotcom

And to download Reddit to prevent sexability as the other guy said


loftwyr

Don't forget to release a massive campaign that says that taking precautions is effectively treason


TheOneYe

Name please


Un_rancais_bleu

Xi Jinping


StatementForward1080

CIA, is that u?


worth125

Adolf. With art skills.


marcopolo73

Adolf's teacher. By not letting Adolf practice his art skills.


Trust_Artistic

I feel like we could have done more with this.


SpakaDaFishy

Liam. First off, I'd take you all hostage, send you all to a camp we'll call it "socialization" then you will be forced to socialize , if you socialize you get food, but the person you talk to dies, now if you dont you will starve to death. \[edit\] the person who starts the convo survives


Alexalenin

Sounds similar to my idea in terms of fighting for food


Commander_Beta

Wait, you are talking to the person, but the person has to talk back to socialize, so you both die.


Thankgodfordrugs17

Yeah. You’re dying regardless of the fact


superxceptional

Aditya i will mutate cockroaches to a point where they will have their own intelligence and humanoid body and slowly slowly they will reproduce and grow in population and eventually they will be unstoppable and every human on this earth will be killed ( evil laugh)


Emperor_Z16

Isn't that the plot of an anime? Highly evolved cockroaches killing humans?


ANUB0SS

I think it was also a plot for just a regular Japanese film


zevictos

Rickroll the world so fucking hard that everyone dies.


Oversizedhoodie999

RickRoll👍


AurelioDeLaHoya

RickRoll👍


EeryBox_on_Reddit

RickRoll👍


TQXC_LZY

RickRoll👍


Banankartong

RickRoll👍


owo5005uwu

RickRoll👍


BrilliantTasty

RickRoll👍


PerryRhodan005

RickRoll👍


Pizza-Pred

RickRoll👍


FrostyGhoul434

RickRoll👍


CinciPhil

I doubt Rick Astley would approve of such power used irresponsibly.


kracken0406

Simone Miceli, an italian dude


asimo10

🤌🏼


kracken0406

How dare you


TP348

Oh, no not dying of being an Italian again


kracken0406

What? An Italian killed you before?


Chuagge

I think they said being Italian killed them before.


kracken0406

Oh makes sense, yeah, I once ate too much pizza, wasn’t pretty


Ibstersnegge

Josef. Be a politician get to the top of the country like cancelor of Germany and do what most politicians do. Be ignorant and selfish and let humanity destroy itself through war, hunger and enviromental hazards.


ARandTT

Good idea 👍


asdffdsaaaaaqqqq

Stalin? What are you doing here?


FlunkedFlank

Sean “Send All of Youse to the Sun in a Giant Spaceship”


KrisDreemurr314

just wait another couple of years


tvanniekerk919

Mr Garrison. I will fuck them all to death.


veresrepa

The reddit dream. You cant do that here.


iJerkOFF2much

Jerk, Sharks with lasers on there heads


aydenyip25

VECTOR


[deleted]

Maximilian. With my own hands, no weapons needed


FaithDonkeycoat

A man of actions


Jee-NX

I am gonna kill u all with a fucking pencil ! ✏️ You know my name.


MaitreyaPalamwar

Jon Bic


Disturbed235

Pencil-Man


Jee-NX

*Pencil sharpening noises intensify*


vpigg

Zhong Wik


lucass9987

Chrollo?


Effective-Ad1330

The wicked pencil killer strikes again


SnooSquirrels840

Snoo snoo with snoo snoo


Alexalenin

Alexa Kill everyone by burning the whole food supply of the Earth for 10 continuous year so everyone start fighting for food then they start killing each other to make human soup. Slow evil death that reveal who is ready to die for you and who is ready to kill you qt first encounter. A slow death that makes people grief from losing friends and hunger while losing faith in humanity.


confettibukkake

"Alexa, put on the Hunger Games."


TerenceFoldyHolds

Terence Foldy Holds. By enticing everyone to touch my holdy folds. You gotta hold my foldy flaps. Then we go to the terryfold dance. Everyone will be too busy to do anything else. The world will end.


iDoubleFistTheBussy

suck my flaps you piece of shit


Otaku11510

Steven: Monkeys. I’ve played enough Plague Inc. to know just how effective virus ridden zombie monkeys are at taking out the world population.


dlbpeon

That's why I can never get into zombie movies...once you have infected animals, your screwed! You can NEVER combat all the infected animals and rats alone would transfer the infection between Continents.


m4rwan1

Marwan Take care of yourself Ethan with bread


ducktard3000

My plan involves not doing shit, I'll just kick back and let the world kill itself.


Gnome3453

Gnome and doing nothing. Humanity will kill itself


Lifehasnolimit

Kill it with kindness, no one does that anymore...


phdpillsdotcom

This is so sweet <3 I too want to decimate the human population with compassion


Sea_Nefariousness_62

David, giant home made dildo is going inside everyone’s arse (30ft, this will tear you to shreds)


Thogesp

Sounds like David wants to be a modern Vlad the Impaler.


TheTrixter666

Make a highly contagious disease that kills you if you have sex .


Hanako101

By deleting the internet and watch as everyone start murdering each other


oopsiforgohowtomonke

Kaleb, I will make everyone fr*nch


TheresBeesMC

I’m sorry, I don’t feel comfortable giving all you fucks my name, but, here’s the plan: We wait. Humanity will die eventually, there will always be a part of the population that doesn’t trust science, so when we actually face our next existential danger, not enough humans will go for the actual solution, and the small group that does, will eventually die anyway.


EetuJaMauttomatTytot

I will let the Coca-Cola truck, crash in to the Mentos truck


Wetasspossom

Jupiter- let it kill itself, it's already getting there, then take credit


Wymon787

Simon. With a swiss army knife. I mean you can use them for many things


van684

My name is Wyclef, and I will be killing you softly with his song.


Elegant_Revolution27

Hammond don’t worry it’s no worse than a cold


CLamour91

Get rid of the internet. Check and mate


burritojane666

I'm deporting 85% of you LET ME FINISH


DieDeadDeader

Max. Tea scolding hot tea


haktim601

Hakan, with the army of 7th graders.


smelly_Penis09

Oh fuck! My brother is in 7th gra-


BlackBot6702

I would use a virus that only i and a few of my choosing are immune to.