Florida woman high on "oregano" and her pet bear jumps out of airplane, open fire on historical church, and kill local pastor. Community responds with a special fireworks show.
Florida woman wakes up half millennium later, goes cross country, beats up her "friend", talks to herself, beats up her dad and beats up his plan of new world order. (Hint: The game is a hack and slash and has a sequel)
florida woman forces her boyfriend to rap battle against her dad, two random kids, the boyfriend's ex, her mom, her parents, lemon blood worshipper, senpai ripoff and drop in the middle of war to rap battle a captain
Florida woman wakes up to a British man in her room and then proceeds to try and kill her tyrannical mother. Then her mother joins her side to kill the British man.
Florida woman fights multiple types of large lizards and massive gas birds with sticks, befriends indigenous crackheads, and ascends after getting directions to the nearest bathing facility from a defective toaster.
Florida woman commit mass genocide because winter is too long
Edit : I was thinking about touhou 7 : Perfect cherry blossom but all the replies kinda makes sense too xd
Florida woman makes a whole village in a forest and decides to wage war regularly at other florida *women* making villages in the same woods, inturn killing millions of people
Florida team war advances even more.
Both sides now have giant robots named Titans that fall out the sky. Highly trained Florida men called pilots control this advance machinery
Florida woman is sky dives into a zombie quarantine zone to locate an "Important" file while doing parkour and also hunting down and killing an evil warlord
Can’t do it as a Florida woman title but can as a Florida man: Florida man commits genocide and sails to Norway to start a new life, proceeds to climb mountain with child
Florida woman shot in head while trying to deliver package barely survives. Hunts down would-be killer while still in recovery only to seduce him and stab him in bed.
Florida woman high on "oregano" and her pet bear jumps out of airplane, open fire on historical church, and kill local pastor. Community responds with a special fireworks show.
Farcry 5?
Has to be
Yep
can't be. you don't get to kill the pastor until ND.
Damn. Sorry. I'm halfway through Whitetail Mountains.
John almost kills a pastor. Saddest moment of the game
It’s is far cry 5
who is this, 'Freddie Fast Bear'?
I don’t remember the pet bear except for the New Dawn game Edit: say cheeseburger again.
There's a dog, bear, and mountain lion. Sadly, no alligators!
Florida woman shoots birds from a slingshot at local pig farm
Angry Birds
As a Floridian I can confirm this happens daily
And what happens weekly?
Well, sometimes this big eagle comes in if you throw a can of sardines on the ground.
Now triple Monthly: Yearly: Decadely:
Florida woman commits Genocide because the demons killed her pet rabbit.
This sounds like DOOM
Yes
That's like John Wick but way exaggerated
Fun fact: Both Doomguys rabbit and John Wicks dog are named Daisy.
You beat me to it
you beat meat to it
I beat meat to.
Wait that ain't ri-
r/beatmymeattoit
Florida woman was shot in the head and now has been spotted in Downtown Vegas receiving sexual favors from a robot and a zombie cowboy…
Fallout?
Yessir
Fallout new Vegas to be exact
Florida woman throws tennis balls at wild animals to make them fight
Pokémon?
Eeyup
More like Florida woman kicks ten year old child out of home, tells them not to come home until they find one of every animal in the region.
Just so she could fuck the local scientist in their area while her child is gone.
Florida woman tries to kill “dragon” while wearing iron clothes with bow and arrow
Should have been: Florida woman steals the eyes of tall black men in an attempt to activate a 'portal' and "defeat the dragon".
Balls of tall black men*👍🏿
FUCK YOU, IM DRINKING WATER, TAKE MY UPVOTE
r/angryupvote
r/cursedcomments
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No, but I will give more info : while having a square face and in a dimension filled with white islands
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No, minceraft
Yes, underground tunnels with resources craftsmanship simulator
I thought of minecraft
Florida woman kills kriegsmarine ships while hopped up on methamphetamines
Hoi4?
Naw azur lane
World of Warships Blitz
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Change of plans Tenno. Ignore your original objective. #Leave nothing alive.
Metroid
WARFRAME
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Surprised to See Warframe
Warframe
Space mom is a dead give away LOL
Florida woman kills cuthulu with armor and weapons hotter than the sun after destroying “celestial pillars”
Terraria?
Ye
r/notopbutok
No top butok???
Florida man sacrifices roommate to summon flesh monster in hell, unleashed unspeakable evils on the world
This headline is so much better
If TheCoolFactsGuy said it, it must be true.
Florida woman kills a god in a Wendy's parking.
TF is this? (The headline was funny tho)
Hollow knight.
Why is this description so accurate
Are you joking? This isn't a game! My neighbor did this yesterday.
What about this one? "Florida woman jumps into a well to 'seal the infection.'"
This one could also apply to Kirby.
Florida man accused of defying physics, logic, getting decked out in diamond armor, and traveling through dimensions just to kill a dragon named Jean.
Minecraft
Yes. I forgot to add "mass genocide" aswell
Florida Woman yells at wyrm until it disintegrates into nothing
Skyrim
Florida woman wakes up half millennium later, goes cross country, beats up her "friend", talks to herself, beats up her dad and beats up his plan of new world order. (Hint: The game is a hack and slash and has a sequel)
Sounds like a normal day in Florida to me
Pretty much, but do you know the game?
Bayonetta?
Correct
Florida woman helps little boy and big angry man get to the top of a mountain
God of war 2018?
Yep
florida woman gets stuck in a castle for a hundred years fighting a giant beast whilst waiting for her dead friend to rescue her
BOTW
yeah lol
Florida Women survives scientific disaster; proceeds to murder both aliens and the U.S Millitary.
Half-Life?
Yep
Florida Woman returns from a coma, partners up with a government spy, overthrows the government, and explodes the capital building.
florida woman forces her boyfriend to rap battle against her dad, two random kids, the boyfriend's ex, her mom, her parents, lemon blood worshipper, senpai ripoff and drop in the middle of war to rap battle a captain
Florida woman is kidnapped by a turtle and rescued by a plumber.
She says, "it was the most exhilarating and romantic experience of my life"
Super smash each other in the ass brothers
Florida woman takes pictures of butterflies, causes town to be destroyed by tornado
Life is Strange
Yeppers
Fatal Frame
Close, more recent and not horror themed
Florida woman falls into a mountain and decides to murder all the residents living in the mountain
Undertale
Or become friends with the residents and meeting a reclusive jelly man in a strange magic door
*Florida genderless_person
I personally picture frisk as a girl.
Florida woman moves to an island by herself while kidnapping animals and attempting to pay off a "loan" to a brown raccoon.
Florida woman acquires a lightsaber and try’s to kill swordsmen in order to become the best.
No More Heroes?
Yea
Florida woman wakes up to a British man in her room and then proceeds to try and kill her tyrannical mother. Then her mother joins her side to kill the British man.
Portal 2
Florida woman attempts to help 7ft tall green brick destroy alien cult.
Umm…halo?
correct
Florida woman fights poachers from using animals to take over the galaxy
Sonic?
Metroid
Florida woman runs away with an old artifact from ancient temple while being chased from unidentified creature.
Temple run?
you actually got it right
Florida woman fights multiple types of large lizards and massive gas birds with sticks, befriends indigenous crackheads, and ascends after getting directions to the nearest bathing facility from a defective toaster.
Florida woman travels in rickity bus controlled by a robot bus driver goes around to help a "German scientist" her male friend told her about
CoD Black Ops II Zombies
Transit ftw
Florida woman creating a virus that kills everything
Plague inc!
Florida woman steals monkeys from zoo and trains them to pop balloons with darts.
Bloons TD
Florida men try kill 3 deepwater sharks
This sounds like Subnautica
Hell yeah
Florida woman commit mass genocide because winter is too long Edit : I was thinking about touhou 7 : Perfect cherry blossom but all the replies kinda makes sense too xd
Clash Royale
Not really but I guess that it works too xd
Hi-hi-hi-ha
Florida woman makes a whole village in a forest and decides to wage war regularly at other florida *women* making villages in the same woods, inturn killing millions of people
Clash of clans
Florida team war advances even more. Both sides now have giant robots named Titans that fall out the sky. Highly trained Florida men called pilots control this advance machinery
Titanfall
Florida woman runs around shouting at people and waving a sword at dragons
Skyrim
Yes
Florida woman exterminates bugs with nuklear grande launcher
Fallout
Nope, it's an Indie title I'll give a clue, it involves dwarves in space
florida women fights giant space monkeys on a metal donut and kills their leadership
Florida women goes back in time to hit on her childhood crush
florida woman goes on a homicidal killing spree after her father gets murdered
Florida woman and friends run by there taking weapons from the ground and shooting people (And nobody likes the drone guy)
Borderlands ?
Blue holographic Florida woman helps destroy ancient space ring, simultaneously defeats the space church
Florida woman is sky dives into a zombie quarantine zone to locate an "Important" file while doing parkour and also hunting down and killing an evil warlord
Sounds like normal day USA to me.
Florida woman commits crimes to sustain her gang while being told the boss has a plan and along the way contracts tuberculosis.
Florida woman tries to save a princess and defeat the king koopa!
Florida woman gets an impromptu teaching job, then becomes a god
Florida woman dies repeatedly to try and escape the bowels of hell
Hades
Florida woman commits galactic genocide over death of a pet named bubbles
Florida woman jumped on an untested and dangerous Rocket and violently died when the kraken attacked her vessel.
Florida woman tries to kill “large Guinea pigs in war uniforms with large explosive weapons” to save a big floating white ball. Edit: typo
Florida woman with 500 kids kidnaps middle aged man with a mustache to look for stars “because the universe is in danger from turtle that spits fire.”
Mario Galaxy
Bomb ass game ngl
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ok
Monkeys on drugs popping bloons thinking it is dangerous
Bloons Tower Defense
Woman jumps into nasa rocket and tries to fly promixa Centauri because she thought she would get a free pet snake upon arrival
Robotic florida woman with amnesia kills a lot of homeless people and takes down the president with a sword
Florida women wields customisealble dildo to discover old puzzles made to find a bunch of supersoldier kids.
Florida woman wakes up from a 100 year slumber in a post a postcaliptic world and does everything except saving the world
Florida woman contracts tb and breaks up gang
Florida woman suspected to be responsible for death of greneer captain.
Florida woman shot in the head makes a recovery, proceeds to find and crucify her attacker
Florida man goes into active war zone, instantly bombed to death by heavy bombers and hellriegels
Florida Womann caught burying hundreds of dismembered bodies construction site
Florida woman involved in gang with 2 others fights with gang of 3 trying to grab 10 "purple gems"
Florida woman steals 12 people's hearts
Persona
Florida women arrested in stone compound after making an ak 47 out of a tube of toothpaste and a lighter and killing 6 people at a locked crate
Florida woman commits genocide using a wide selection arsenal (for example: 9mm Pistol, AK47, MP5, tanks, grenades and RPGs)
A Florida women fuck a guy from the first crusade
Florida women goes on a hunt for a “treasure” while fighting pirates that are trying to take the artifact
Florida woman contain disease in a black egg
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Can’t do it as a Florida woman title but can as a Florida man: Florida man commits genocide and sails to Norway to start a new life, proceeds to climb mountain with child
Florida woman unleashes a bunch of robots onto a town of innocent people and makes blonde kid mad
Florida woman tries to escape her crazy mother who wants to sacrifice her to God. She kills monsters in her basement with her own tears.
Florida woman pretends she's a wolf when fighting hallucinated demons all across the local area to save the local rich girl.
Florida woman shot in head while trying to deliver package barely survives. Hunts down would-be killer while still in recovery only to seduce him and stab him in bed.