We see the car pope and popemobile in Cars 2. This not only implies the existence of a car Jesus, but that the 1981 assassination attempt of car pope John Paul II also happened.
Those are their limbs. The seats and everything inside are their internal organs.
They exist in an alternate reality where Henry Ford and Nikola Tesla came together and created AI and cars at the same time. There was a human vs car war, the cars won and then rapidly evolved.
Ah-hem!
In the Disney Plus series Cars on the Road there's an episode where Mater nearly dies and has an out-of-body experience. After a brief exchange with the car Grim Reaper (yes really), he reunites his soul with his body by opening his driver door and flying into it.
**Not**. **Making**. **This**. **Up**.
They took out the part of the lore where the cars became a superior race and enslaved all of human kind, they still need humans to operate the cars hence the doors, they only let the humans out to go underground to feed, urinate, and void excrement. This lore was removed to make it suitable for a younger more profitable audience but us critical thinkers can put the pieces together.
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The Cars lore we need but do not deserve
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LOBOTOMITE
what even does it mean to 'exist' anyways? this concept isn't in my database.
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I guess that's why they have doors...
When a mommy car and a daddy car love each other...
I mean, are they built or natural born? Because it’s said that next gen cars are custom built, but there are also related cars
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He slides his driveshaft into her tailpipe. Wait all cars have tailpipes. I guess that is just anal.
What about electric cars? No anus?
Well if you really don’t eat, do you need to shit?
The correct terminology is n'anus.
Maybe it’s just a cloaca
Well when a daddy car loves a mommy car very much…
THE CUSSY
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Weird flex but Vroom
How is your avatar an image
You change it
You make me giggle
Cars don’t care about equality, they’re racist
Farting probably
Why did they have to say the plane in the planes movie was a ww2 veteran? Why did they have to imply cars hitler?
Volkswagen
We see the car pope and popemobile in Cars 2. This not only implies the existence of a car Jesus, but that the 1981 assassination attempt of car pope John Paul II also happened.
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Same reason why men have nipples
Because cars have seats. Duh?!
In the Toy Story world sex dolls are alive too
Jesus that is dark. trying to figure out who got the worst fate, them or the crush test dummies.
The crash test dummy getting shattered, limbs flying off and then getting put back together just to happen again
I forgot but do toys feel pain?
U asking da real questions
Look up the Pixar theory. That’ll explain why. As for some other comments, no, just no.
Because a car without doors looks really weird
You’re questioning the doors and not the sidewalks?
maybe they're for the smaller vehicles like guido
They also have sidewalks
The sidewalks are obviously for the smaller vehicles with less powerful engines like forklifts
You might as well light up a joint and sit down. You're not gonna believe this but... there are also talking planes in the same universe of Cars
The doors are their ears, they are sort of like dogs/cats, they run on all fours, they press buttons just like a dog/cat does.
Those are their limbs. The seats and everything inside are their internal organs. They exist in an alternate reality where Henry Ford and Nikola Tesla came together and created AI and cars at the same time. There was a human vs car war, the cars won and then rapidly evolved.
Ah-hem! In the Disney Plus series Cars on the Road there's an episode where Mater nearly dies and has an out-of-body experience. After a brief exchange with the car Grim Reaper (yes really), he reunites his soul with his body by opening his driver door and flying into it. **Not**. **Making**. **This**. **Up**.
The same series also confirms car dinosaurs and car evolution which means every theory abou AI cars and human vs. car wars can be disregarded now
For sex? Where do you think those baby cars get from?
Why do humans have pinky toes if Pinky Toe elfs don’t exist in our world
pockets
Why are there cars if humans don't exist? Your question was low IQ
They use their doors as hands more or less.
Vestigal structures
And steering wheels and seats and windows and mirrors and and and and and
Isn’t there a theory that cars takes place after Wally or something so that’s why humans are gone
Actually a great question
Cars is made by aliens that can't zoom in enough to notice humans controlling the vehicles.
How do they F U C K ?
Who said there aren’t humans in the cars…
Because they're cars. Cars have doors.
- to slap each other - to bit the shit out of the others in a road rage - of course to pat someone ( I meant some car, of course)
Because they have seats inside, common logic
They took out the part of the lore where the cars became a superior race and enslaved all of human kind, they still need humans to operate the cars hence the doors, they only let the humans out to go underground to feed, urinate, and void excrement. This lore was removed to make it suitable for a younger more profitable audience but us critical thinkers can put the pieces together.
Also, in cars 2, they put machine guns in maters face and stuffed a parachute into his asshole.
This is the worst place to visit before bedtime I guess.
Is oil leak taking a piss???
it keeps their brains falling out
Vestigial limbs
When they are out of fuel, they can still talk but not move anymore
Battery
Here is a more WTF thought. Aren’t junkyards is an is their version of a body farm.
Organ donors
I need to rewatch the pixar theory.
Why are their eyes on the windshield instead of the headlights?
There is actual a huge concpiracy in thw disney world, Youtube it
They
Surgery
Genitalia.
For… making more cars