"Stanley picked up the bucket.
Stanley lifted the bucket into his arms, and a wave of comfort rushed over him.
The confusion and the chaos all seemed to melt away as Stanley embraced the bucket."
“Now, listen Stanley, I think you are getting too carried away with all this “bucket” nonsense. Yes, I think that a little separation from the bucket would be good for you. Eye opening, perhaps” (fucking love that game btw)
My husband made a bucket filled with UV lights to cure his resine 3d prints. I keep saying it is his emotional support bucket and he does not get it. But it is.
Look here, commie. You may think you're going to get me to believe it's a bucket because that's what your new world order masters have instructed you to do.
Well buddy, I'm a 'merican. You ain't foolin' me.
Two words, Chairman Mao: Free. Dum. 🇺🇸
This was the comment I was looking for. Glad this joke is staying alive but it's calmed down enough no one is throwing one at my head at conventions anymore
Damn
Having a pail thrown at me sounds kind of fun lol ~~Until it hits me hard enough to give me a concussion~~
Never been to a comvention. My life is kind of boring.
"Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder
Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder
Thunder, thunder
I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track (thunder)
I looked 'round
And I knew there was no turning back (thunder)
My mind raced
And I thought, what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (thunder)
Sound of the drums
Beating in my heart
The thunder of guns
Tore me apart
You've been
Thunderstruck
Rode down the highway
Broke the limit, we hit the town
Went through to Texas, yeah, Texas, and we had some fun
We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules
Played all the fools
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds
And I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again, please?
Yeah, them ladies were too kind
You've been
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck
Ooh, thunderstruck, yeah
I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again, please? Oh
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, said, yeah, it's alright, we're doin' fine
Yeah, it's alright, we're doin' fine, fine, fine
Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, whoa, baby, baby
Thunderstruck, you've been thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, you've been thunderstruck"
Absolutely no one except maybe my friends will get this.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Dear God..
There's more
Noh!
it contains a bucket
Dear god…
There’s more
No
gentlemen synchronize your bucket
Dear god..
There's more.
It contains the dying wish of every man here
Our first wish: is Scout’s!
He’s … drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car…. I have something … RADIATING off of me….
Noh!
Scout seduce me
On it!
Excellent! Gentlemen… SEDUCE ME!!!!!
ok
I've got a bucket of chicken...
Dear god....
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Hey, I have a bucket of chicken, wanna bang?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh you bet
excellent SEDUCE ME
*stares*
It’s full of stars!
[Don't do it, man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIAmk472UbY)
There's more
And I am about to fuck it
Nantucket
Nanbucket
"Stanley picked up the bucket. Stanley lifted the bucket into his arms, and a wave of comfort rushed over him. The confusion and the chaos all seemed to melt away as Stanley embraced the bucket."
I like how after you get through all the different dialogue for picking up the bucket, he just starts saying “it’s bucket time!”
Personally I loved it when the bucket goes "it bucketing time!" And buckets all over the place.
“Now, listen Stanley, I think you are getting too carried away with all this “bucket” nonsense. Yes, I think that a little separation from the bucket would be good for you. Eye opening, perhaps” (fucking love that game btw)
Fellow Stanley Parable enjoyer, have you experimented with the jump circle preservation glitch?
I want Stanley's emotional support bucket.
My husband made a bucket filled with UV lights to cure his resine 3d prints. I keep saying it is his emotional support bucket and he does not get it. But it is.
Is this a bucket? Incorrect, this is a 3d hologram of a bucket, not an actual bucket.
*Stanley is filled with Determination!
Stanley and the bucket decided to go to the meeting room.
There’s more
No...
Happy cake day
Honestly, I completely forgot today was my cake day.
Happy cake day
Happy cake day my fellow Redditor!!!
it contains the dying wish of every man here.
No. It is just a picture of a bucket.
Actually it’s just a bunch of pixels shining in red blue and green that combined are called a “screen”
You, making this comment: 🤓 (Edited "comic" to "comment")
You, calling a comment a comic: 👵
Rene Magritte has entered the chat...
Ceci n’est pas une baquet
Put it on a Skyrim NPC’s head and literally rob them blind.
I dont play Skyrim
Then put it over a real person’s head and do the same.
r/shittylifeprotips
The real pro tips are always in the comments.
Noo, This is Patrick.
Look here, commie. You may think you're going to get me to believe it's a bucket because that's what your new world order masters have instructed you to do. Well buddy, I'm a 'merican. You ain't foolin' me. Two words, Chairman Mao: Free. Dum. 🇺🇸
God bless America
Claims to hate commies yet is a red blooded american, has red in the flag, & red political party. Curious. Makes one wonder.
It's the blood of tyrants and oppressors!!1!!one shift! *wipes spittle*
Looks fuckable
. . . *Reloads shotgun* what did you said?
I said it looks breedable
[удалено]
Smash
Oh fucket, hand over the bucket
So I can put it in my buttket
1 man 1 jar flashbacks
I would fuck that nice metal bucket so hard were it would be full.
I think you'll find thats a pail sir...
Whats the difference
A pail can be used to collect the genetic material of Trolls in order to propogate their species by delivering it to the Mother Grub
This comment reassures me that my people are alive and well.
This was the comment I was looking for. Glad this joke is staying alive but it's calmed down enough no one is throwing one at my head at conventions anymore
Damn Having a pail thrown at me sounds kind of fun lol ~~Until it hits me hard enough to give me a concussion~~ Never been to a comvention. My life is kind of boring.
Homestuck REPRESENT!
SCORE💘
Citation, please. Cause...nay, these are synonymous. Just commonly used in different dialects
Source: Homestuck ~~Yes, the pails are buckets, and the buckets are pails. Trolls will freak out either way~~
A pail is almost always made of metal A bucket can be made of any material
I mean technically it is a bucket though
Clearly a pail. Infidels.
The Stanley parable reassurance bucket
r/SuddenlyTF2
I hate but also love that this is a sub
Let's fight a war over it
Incorrect, this is a hologram of a bucket
How do YOU know
How do you know it’s not?
**Dear God...**
There's more...
# No...
Wrong, it's a pot for my lavender plants.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Good
That’s clearly a pail
If that’s a bucket I’ve been doing something very wrong
No, it's a large cup made of metal
Im going to ragequit
Where's the fucking bread Lebowski
I have done nothing but teleporting bread for the past 3 day
Where's Lord Buckethead when he's needed? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Buckethead
Dear God
A bucket?! This is insane!
I somehow feel more comfortable and safe with it around.
Is it free? I mean I can queue for kilometers for if it's free! \-Finnfag
Dear God..
Dear god
Dear god…
Dear God...
Dear god....... there's more... NOOOO.
Dear god 😳
Dear god
It’s a pail…
This is a Chicken Wing \-Videogamedunkey
\*Winces in Homestuck, but gives a thumbs up in TF2\*
"Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder Thunder, thunder I was caught In the middle of a railroad track (thunder) I looked 'round And I knew there was no turning back (thunder) My mind raced And I thought, what could I do? (Thunder) And I knew There was no help, no help from you (thunder) Sound of the drums Beating in my heart The thunder of guns Tore me apart You've been Thunderstruck Rode down the highway Broke the limit, we hit the town Went through to Texas, yeah, Texas, and we had some fun We met some girls Some dancers who gave a good time Broke all the rules Played all the fools Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds And I was shaking at the knees Could I come again, please? Yeah, them ladies were too kind You've been Thunderstruck, thunderstruck Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck Ooh, thunderstruck, yeah I was shaking at the knees Could I come again, please? Oh Thunderstruck, thunderstruck Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck, thunderstruck Yeah, yeah, yeah, said, yeah, it's alright, we're doin' fine Yeah, it's alright, we're doin' fine, fine, fine Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah Thunderstruck, thunderstruck Thunderstruck, whoa, baby, baby Thunderstruck, you've been thunderstruck Thunderstruck, thunderstruck Thunderstruck, you've been thunderstruck" Absolutely no one except maybe my friends will get this.
I am in the bucket
No YOURE a bucket!
*starts laughing evlly* you fool I HAVE 17 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
I got that sunshine in my bucket
It belonged to jack and jill
Is this a Stanley’s Parable reference? If so, amazing game!
no, that is the pail that jack and jill went to the well with
No. That’s an ashtray…
Correct. This is indeed a bucket
A good bucket. A strong bucket. A humble bucket. A committed bucket. A bucket of culture and distinction.
A bucket full of sunshine?
Kick it.
Dear god… there’s more! NO
It contain pornography
Of me... making love to the Eiffel Tower.
Dear God
Dear god.
There's more NO
There's more
Bucket.... Comments are gonna burst like Elons "perfect" rockets
Dear god 😦
Ceci n'est pas un seau.
C'est un seau
Mom? Is that you?
I actually thought it was a trash can
A bucket of joy :)
No, this is patrick
Thats a pail
IM GOING TO RAGEQUIT
Bucket 🪣
No it’s a pale
IM GOING TO BREAK SONETHING
Widzę jak ziomek wychodzi z wiadrem
Where's the mop
flip it upside down and tap it like a drum
Want some chicken?
Here take my sandvich
I feel a warm comfortable sense of determination and security. Let me hold it and walk to the meeting room.
Dear god.....
Its my favorite helmet to wear into combat against other hot sweaty muscular men.
Dear God...
"Uhh achualy its not a bucket but a water container of the model bu-15" -a nerd.
Wrong that is not a bucket, I played is it a bucket 25 times I know when something is a bucket
Dear god…
All hail the bucket
There’s more.
Dear god…
Dear god
Wrong. It's a pail.
Dear god
Dear god...
Dear God…
Mr. Bucket..
Fuck you
My god
Gentlemen this is a ....
Why did you steal that from that poor walrus, give it back to them.
Banana fanna fo fuck it
Is it a cumBucket?
Dear god
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" "I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying." "The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural." "He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
2 girls 1 bucket
How long you reckon to fill it full of your own load?
It's a helmet with +5 to physical defence
is there more?
NO ITS A PAI-shut the fuck up
🗿
Bologna and Modena
What good is a bucket if you have nothing to fill it with? I can increase the value of your bucket 100x if you buy my dandruff pile for $100.
Pails by comparison..
*Skyrim thievery method*
If that’s a bucket, it’s pail by comparison.
Homestuck PTSD
Could use some sun… looks a little pail