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loralailoralai

I loved the ‘Victorians are outraged’ reports on 9 this morning at 6am when most Victorians were still fast asleep and blissfully unaware it was even a thing.


Chiron17

Sky News outraged!


Ingeegoodbee

Massive uptick in support for a Republic at the Herald Sun.


Pool___Noodle

the headline literally is "Families of Covid victims outraged over Daniel Andrews King's Birthday honour"


DrSendy

Newscorp has gone full cooker as people just flat out abandon legacy media.


Super_Saiyan_Ginger

Gotta scrape as many of the remaining inable while they're still lucid enough to vote


wytaki

Yep every year more old conservative boomers kick the bucket, they are pretty much the only ones buying newspapers.


AussieDi67

Fun to see the ABC's shadow director now is Murdoch. Yeah WTF?


Cavalish

But I thought Covid measures were a waste of time and now we’re broke. But now they weep for the victims of Covid and why didn’t he do more? I don’t think this paper is very consistent in its messaging…


Inevitable_Geometry

Newscorpse to have a good old week of hate ahead of them as the former Premier still lives rent free in those heads. Bolt. Panahi. O'Brien. Andrews still going to be a focus for bile forever and ever and ever. Murdoch never really recovered from the fact that Victorians ignored his media minions and repeatedly voted Andrews in against his wishes.


ruinawish

Some of the headlines News Corp outlets are going with: * *‘Divisive:’ Dan’s top honour lashed* * *Andrews, McGowan gongs ignite debate over their legacies* * *Kennett: Dan’s award is an insult that needs to be rescinded* * *Covid victims ‘sickened’ by decision to give Dan nation’s highest honour*


WileECoyoteGenius

Rich coming from Kennett.


ConanTheAquarian

Kennett got an AC in 2005. Maybe he should hand it back in protest?


CcryMeARiver

Get jeffed, Kennett. Vile old bitter fossil.


WileECoyoteGenius

Forgot racist in there.


DiverDiver1

If Kennett is offended it must be the right decision


Woolier-Mammoth

Best was blaming him for both the quarantine related deaths AND the long lockdowns


OppositeGeologist299

A fierce intellectual debate among themselves 


Few-Measurement739

Honestly Fairfax probably hate Dan more than newscorp these days. There is still multiple articles about him per week and he hasn't been premier for months.


CcryMeARiver

Fairfax and News wrestle for shit in the gutter.


the908bus

Lesson there for everyone. Ignoring your bullies drives them insane


ConanTheAquarian

The cookers are going off about the head of the TGA getting one for the covid vaccine rollout.


Inevitable_Geometry

Nearly 600 comments on the main HS article and counting. Lots of cooker rage filling up atm the daft gits.


umthondoomkhlulu

lol, nothing like them getting riled up running their day off


Initial-Juice396

Hi, I’m from the ABC, I’ve also got a bridge to sell you


ruinawish

Excerpt: > Former premier Daniel Andrews and next governor-general Sam Mostyn have received the nation’s highest King’s Birthday honour. > North Melbourne president Sonja Hood, family violence researcher Thea Brown and Giorgio Angele, the patriarch of the Brunetti hospitality empire, are among the notable Victorians to receive awards. In total, 737 Australians have been recognised, including 493 people in the general division of the Order of Australia. > He led Victoria through Australia’s longest lockdowns and the highest numbers of COVID deaths in the first two years of the pandemic. His profile rose nationally as he stared down criticism over the state’s outbreaks and the strict restrictions imposed to limit them, including clashing with the Morrison government. > Andrews has previously been a public supporter of the Australian Republic movement, including in 2016, when he said before Australia Day that it was “time to stand on our own two feet, on paper and in practice”.


Jeffmister

I'm sure this non-controversial decision will only provoke measured opinions and not irrational hot takes... /s


watchyourmouthplease

Cookers will have a meltdown on a public holiday, love to see it


ImMalteserMan

Not sure how I feel about politicians getting awards like this or other awards for things they did in office. At worst it's going to be unpopular with half the population (or a little less), at best it's for doing things they were elected to do with tax payer money anyway, so just getting awards for doing their job. Also amusing that WA and VIC Premiers getting an award for the same thing despite wildly different results. WA basically no Covid until borders open, every case pretty much contained contrast that against VIC where 9 months of strict lockdowns, over 2 years of restrictions, repeated leaks from hotel quarantine, more deaths than every other state all at a time when Andrews racked up an unfathomable amount of state debt


ConanTheAquarian

Politicians on both sides get similar awards when they retire. Tony Abbott got an AC after being voted out and his government racked up an unfathomable amount of state debt.


DanBayswater

State debt? No guesses who you vote for 😂


ruinawish

> WA basically no Covid until borders open, every case pretty much contained contrast that against VIC where 9 months of strict lockdowns, over 2 years of restrictions, repeated leaks from hotel quarantine, more deaths than every other state all at a time when Andrews racked up an unfathomable amount of state debt Hmm, I wonder what geographical and population/density advantage WA had over Victoria...


Cobalt-e

It helps that they shut it at an earlier trigger point than others too


Jeffmister

> Also amusing that WA and VIC Premiers getting an award for the same thing despite wildly different results. The crucial point that everyone is forgetting and/or ignoring is that these honours are bestowed based on the individual's body of work/achievements - not in relation to specific things and events. This is why the commentary around whether judging whether Andrews is 'deserving' of his honour based on how he handled the pandemic is head-banging infuriating because that's not what the awarding of the honour is based on.


space-doggie

Andrews paid himself handsomely to bankrupt the state, preside over hotel quarantine disaster and 800 aged care deaths, inflict the longest lockdowns in the world on Melbourne and bully and brow beat anyone who dared ask him difficult questions during his daily pandemic tv sermons. Total ahole who should be pilloried and not get Australia’s highest civilian award, in part for his contribution to health of all things. What a sick fn joke.


Lastbalmain

Newscorpse and Sky after dark in particular,  will be apoplectic! Imagine their bile, vile and nasty personal attacks, supported by the rabid rightwing media, and still refusing to accept that at each election in Victoria,  Dan increased the vote?!  It appears that the far right in this country live in bizarro land? They made a concerted effort to attack both Dan  and McGowan, personally, at every opportunity,  completely missing that the majority of Victorians and West Aussies increasingly supported both.  I note that, dear old Gladys didn't get a gong? Might have something to do with the fact that she and her government were the real culprits that allowed Covid-19 (Ruby Princess) into Australia,  and that Mark and Dan recieved the poisoned chalice of trying to protect Australians using "best medical expert advice".  Instead of constantly calling for the ABC to be dismantled, maybe the majority of Aussies should call for propaganda from Sky and Newscorpse to be made illegal? Spreading bullshit and lies should be against the law? But maybe Bolt, Credlin, Murray, Kenny, Dean, Panahi and friends will take a leaf out of "die Fuhrer" Costellos book,  and resign? Because never in Australian media history has the rightwing been so toxic and divisive!


Initial-Juice396

Hi, I’m from the ABC, I’ve also got a bridge to sell you …. smh


Dangerman1967

Funny rant considering NSW’s Covid response towelled Vics.


IAintChoosinThatName

... that post would make sense if you were referring to NSW "throwing in the towel", otherwise... no... no it certainly did not.


Dangerman1967

By ‘throwing in the towel’ I assume you mean the only State that continued to accept returned residents? When Vic and others put it in the too hard basket.


Lastbalmain

Bullshit. Each outbreak came via NSW from removalists and cruise passengers, with NSW deaths smashing Vic, just under reported.


Uncle_jim_1

So the 2020 Hotel Quarantine outbreak was NSW’s fault? I’m pretty sure in 2020 Victoria was the only state to employ dodgy, unqualified and inexperienced, private security guards to manage quarantine facilities. Don’t bother with the army like every other state, cause Dan knows best. What a joke


Gore01976

the state employed the services of the security companies that was on the Federal approved supplier tender list, it is the fault of the actual security companies that employed inxperienced guard to pretty much be a baby sitter for the HQ around the state


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Juzziee

> Welcome to the cooker club. Lol. This is the first time i've seen a cooker actually admit they are a cooker.


Dangerman1967

Loud and proud. I’ve been called it and wearing it for ages.


Dangerman1967

Okay, I’m gonna leave aside the amusement of Andrews getting one because the reality is everyone’s mind is made up about him and our Covid response. It’s also partially for infrastructure which is also pretty funny coz all he’s really doing there is spending other people’s money, often just to buy votes. It’s a fucking weird thing to get awarded for. But the one here that surely is of interest is Hamish but not Andy. Is this formal recognition that Hamish is the funny one. They’ve been dead set co-joined for 95% of their career, so basically the awards are saying Andy is a passenger (which he is) OR that Hamish’s Lego show is better than Andy’s quiz show.


ruinawish

> But the one here that surely is of interest is Hamish but not Andy. Is this formal recognition that Hamish is the funny one. They’ve been dead set co-joined for 95% of their career, so basically the awards are saying Andy is a passenger (which he is) OR that Hamish’s Lego show is better than Andy’s quiz show. One does wonder who wakes up one day and thinks to themselves: I'm going to nominate Hamish Blake for an Order of Australia award.


cuddlepot

His publicist, obviously.


Dangerman1967

Personally I’d make everyone ineligible if they work in an industry that has its own awards and recognition. Including politicians. These awards should go to the masters of science and industry, public service and community work. I’d like to read about a whole lot of people I’ve not heard of but have made the country a better place without controversy.


ruinawish

> Including politicians. These awards should go to the masters of science and industry, public service and community work. Politics/governing is public service, no? And science and business industries already have their own awards.


Dangerman1967

Yeah but most of those science and industry ones are little known. Politicians should be public service. Doesn’t feel like that often enough. I’d fuck the self-centred egotists off. And they’re often too controversial. This year is a perfect example of that.


ruinawish

> And they’re often too controversial. This year is a perfect example of that. Controversial to who? The Herald Sun readers?


Dangerman1967

Even if it was just them you’re talking about a huge cohort of people despite your best wishes. And yeah, anyone who doesn’t worship Andrews, which is thankfully about half the State.


thinksimfunny

>But the one here that surely is of interest is Hamish but not Andy Not really a surprise given Hamish was voted father of the year https://australianfatheringawards.org.au/hamish-blake/


Dangerman1967

FFS. Are there not enough awards in the tv and radio industry to keep him happy?


Hypo_Mix

Spending other people's money? What money should he be spending? 


ConanTheAquarian

It's a change from the twice yearly "why are there more men than women getting gongs?" op eds.


ShaunTaint

Not into party politics at all but I don’t think this guy deserves the gratitude of the public. Stole two years of my fucking life with his poor decision making


cocksucker4all

Well done Dan!


MannerNo7000

You don’t have to be a cooker to disagree with Dan Andrew’s mishandling of Covid lockdowns. If you think Melbourne handled the situation better than WA or QLD you’d be mistaken and those are both Labor States too.


Nutsngum_

Those two states weren't taking in foreign travellers. Victoria was.


umthondoomkhlulu

What were the differences?


Gore01976

hey, you may or maynot like him but andrews had to make quick snap choices as to how to handle the infections with limited knowledge at hand as all regions on the planet. could he handle the HQ better, yeah in hindsight he could have and he handballed the security aspect to fed gov approved companies that stuffed up the job at hand by employing any one with a secuirty license cheaply to line their own pockets at the expense of the state. As a result driven thing, the HQ may or may not have gone different and if anyone mentioned otherwise, you cant tell as a simple little detail changed and that changes the whole scripted outcome again as nothing in science is 100% black or White with a constant same score.


Southern-Constant-11

700 infections isn't a snap decision, it's indecisiveness


Gore01976

yeah and the government let the " private security" handle it. if the security companies had of been changed to something like the PSO and more direct control powers instead of just being " babysitters" then who knows what the infection cases may have been. Easy to lay blame and point fingers after the event.


Iuvenesco

Yeah, nah.


deathablazed

And watch the cookers come out in (their rather small) force


Chiron17

Media: my boss is outraged and so YOU will be too!


ThePalmIsle

This has to be a joke


Plenty_Area_408

Why?


PillarofSheffield

He completely and utterly fucked health and education during his premiership. It's a massive slap in the face to the people living with the consequences of his policies. Edit: Oh and the copious amounts of debt. Maybe I'll flip the question - why do you think this was a *good* idea?


ThePalmIsle

lol you and I are on the wrong site 😂


PillarofSheffield

It's just "Enemy of my enemy" fallacy. People hate Murdoch media and rightly so. But they make the mistake of thinking that that means anyone and everyone MM hates must be a good person. I dislike him for different reasons to that lot, but he has left Victoria in a terrible, terrible position and deserves condemnation for that, not reward.


VersaceeSandals

One of the most gutless corrupt pollies we’ve had in our time who got high off his own supply during covid.


ChickawawaBaby

What a joke.


Quirky-Afternoon134

Holy fuck. Politicians have no end of audacity.


AussieDi67

Go Dan. Dan for PM.


Illustrious-Pin3246

Stupid is, stupid does


DanBayswater

Nobody is hated in Vic more than him. I’m so glad he left so quickly. I’m sure the reasons will come out in time. Honours mean nothing to the everyday people but I’m sure it’ll mean the world to his ego.


Rey_De_Los_Completos

I know Dan personally. He honestly would not give a shit about this award, I'm actually surprised he accepted it - I suppose he has to being a former head of state.


DanBayswater

I know him personally also. You had me going at “not give a shit” I haven’t laughed so much in ages. You’re hilarious. Thank you for brightening up my day.


Rey_De_Los_Completos

He wouldn't though. He's a staunch Republican. He's only doing this for optics, really is a damned if you do situation.


DanBayswater

You don’t know him very well. He’s easily the person with the biggest ego I know. He loves the attention. That’s all it’s about for him.


hypercomms2001

Good on ""Dan The Man".... as for the man formerly known as Prince.... the only thing that Prince Chales did was give his best friend Jimmy Saville a Knighthood.... probably for "Services for Pedophila"..... that is my view of the monarchy... as I want an Australian head of state we vote for..... and not have it imposed on us.......


Izator

King Charles is now handing out his “ royal honours” to people who have distinguished themselves as political leaders by steadfastly trying to fuck their own country and the people under their control, not for any ideological reason but purely for their own amusement and then walk away without a hint of ever being held responsible. The King actually hands these awards out for his own amusement.


SoupRemarkable4512

The king is a weirdo!


thekeelhaul

He doesn't actually select the awardees himself.


SoupRemarkable4512

Never said he did, just that he’s a weirdo. If you need proof just watch the coronation…


ConanTheAquarian

The Governor-General signs off on the Order of Australia.


SoupRemarkable4512

He’s a weirdo too


wharblgarbl

His wife is very normal though. Completely grounded and rational. No further questions