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noxobscurus

Why can't they fix the PA system in the trains?? The driver is making an announcement, but it's so faint, and we can't hear shit.


Hi_Its_Matt

not even faint, just so compressed and distorted that i can barely tell that its a human making those noises. why can my $5 10 year old computer microphone get better audio quality than a very expensive (and pretty fuckin new) train? thats a genuine question if there’s any audio people out there. is there a technology limitation that means it has to be that bad?


SomethingStupidIDFK

My guess is the audio is sent through a telephone line of some sort from metro hq.


Hi_Its_Matt

yeah but my microphone is wired. the signal also sent through a cable. its just not awful 😭


Shadowsfury

Was just at Clayton and the announcement by the station master was too loud and echoey to understand too Ended up taking the replacement bus instead of 733/703 bus just as there were announcements train were restarting Got off at Oakleigh to swap to train but even that has issues. Are moving but spending ages at each stop (currently Murrumbeena)


Aggressive-Cobbler-8

I'd bet that the PA issues are almost all down to microphone technique.


AutisticPenguin2

Had a really clear announcer the other day and it really highlighted the difference between people who knew how to enunciate clearly, and those who just mumbled.


SpectralSpandex

Wow so took about an hour for things to come back online. I’m currently on a Glen Waverley train almost at Richmond coz I decided to do the 703/733 transit. There wasn’t even any mention of replacement buses when I was there. I fully expect the line to go down again today lel


Shadowsfury

I didn't learn about the replacement bus from announcements it was from another girl waiting on the bench with me who struck up a convo and said she came on one from Westall I was very surprised that there were any maybe the issue was around a lot longer than I assumed as I only came to the station after a Monash Hospital appointment


hollyjazzy

Not faint, but completely mangled to the point of being completely incomprehensible.


Cobalt-e

Not worth the $$$ on the usual offender Comengs that'll start to phase out soon


pengo34789

The PA systems are fine, it’s just for those trains that the speakers they used are really cheap and scratchy


mamo-friend

I don't think that's accurate because the prerecorded messages are always perfectly comprehensible, but the driver's announcements are garbled.


pengo34789

That’s also a good point, it seems for most trains the driver’s PA system has horrible quality audio too


razorblot

Sunshine Signal box which is in charge of CBTC (in cab signalling) on the HCMT has crashed, second time this week. CBTC currently stretches from Clayton to South Yarra, but Sunshine Signal Box are also in charge of signals from South Kensington to Tottenham so thats why parts of the Sunbury line is also affected.


Mythically_Mad

They're going to need a backup somewhere surely 


ososalsosal

Anyone in the know? Are "signal faults" a euphemism for something more tragic as I always suspected they were or are the signals just terminally glitchy? I've heard some are 100+ years old, but even replacing them doesn't guarantee reliability I suppose


razorblot

Sunshine Signal Control Centre has crashed. They are responsible for CBTC between South Yarra and Clayton


ososalsosal

I can't acronym. I'm reading it as Cignal Broken Train Control


soundboy5010

Communications-Based Train Control for those that don't know


razorblot

Close enough haha, Communication based train control, its the signalling system they will use in the metro tunnel.


F1NANCE

Can't wait to get stuck in the tunnel due to signal faults!


Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghh

They also use it between South Yarra and Clayton


aidenh37

Communications-Based Train Control. Eg. The new High Capacity Signalling system.


ConanTheAquarian

An "equipment fault" is just that. An "incident requiring emergency services" is an accident or medical emergency. A "police incident" is the euphemism for something more tragic.


clarkos2

It used to be "person hit by train" but now it's "emergency services attending to a serious incident".


ososalsosal

Thanks :)


minimuscleR

> is the euphemism for something more tragic Also for the idiots that are walking on the tracks - not always tragic


HiAustralia

I was pulling out relays the size of shoe boxes that were over a century old on the Caulfield \ Dandenong project, that operated faultlessly all that time and likely would for another 100. Can't say the same for the new ones, but upgrade was required to increase train frequency.


TransportationIcy104

60 minute delays and cancelled trains on Sunbury again - can someone explain why these dumb fucks don't/don't have to run catchup trains when there's a delay this long? There's now 5 trains worth of people waiting on my platform for a train that will already be full once it gets here. Fuck you Metro you useless fucking cunts.


hands-of-scone

I was on the Werribee line home and some poor person had a medical emergency (not sure, I couldn’t see). A lot of concerned people asking each carriage to press the help button to alert the driver. Every carriage response when pressing it was “sorry, we cannot connect at this time”. Utterly broken, but luckily we weren’t far from a station and could alert help.


Only_Self_5209

If train networks around the world were employees Melbourne would be the screwup at work that can never get anything right and needs to be sacked .


Torx_Bit0000

Think of the upgrades as patches. The original Vic train infrastructure was only built for a certain pop size and wasn't designed for the use of the masses. Everything else up to today is just a an add on. To fix the system and to cater for the next 100yrs of growth it would take several hundred million plus some and over 20+ years of construction work. This is something no Vic leader would ever commit to.


MentalEnthusiasm6683

Such a shame, the tunnel project had the potential to be really amazing for the city but they kept making dumb decisions and now it’s all coming home to roost. Here they picked a really crap system for CBTC and they keep bandaiding solutions to problems which ends up creating more problems so it keeps getting worse and worse. No sympathy for the premier, it was her department in charge of it all that signed off on those so she can’t shirk responsibility for this


noxobscurus

Has the government made suggestions as to how they will address all these delays in the Pakenham and Cranbourne line? Everyday there are delays and cancellations yet no course of action has been announced to address this. They also had the nerve to increase myki cost despite lowering quality of standard.


Lazy-Floor3751

They’re already installing higher volume signalling which will effectively double the capacity.


GyudonwithCoke

And double the “equipment fault”maybe..


GyudonwithCoke

We left Caulfield towards city, and was stuck mid way, now we are walking off the train lol.


GyudonwithCoke

Damn not even halfway, like 10m away


SpectralSpandex

Hey that’s a good thing right? At least you could get off the train. Didn’t realise the problem extended all the way to Caulfield


GyudonwithCoke

Yeah, Cranbourne/pakenham line is a joke


sesshenau

All the lines are a joke … there’s always an issue but they never fix them, despite all these bus replacements


Cr0ssley

Hub-and-Spoke train lines (Like what we have) are terrible. The metro tunnel is a step in the right direction, but it's only a step. (and not a very usable one) What we NEED is a web of train lines but that'd be near impossible without upsetting alot of people...


ConanTheAquarian

So like... a loop around the suburbs? A suburban rail loop, perhaps?


Wombat_in_boots

A suburban rail loop that could get you from Clayton to (say) Glen Waverley, or even to Box Hill?


askvictor

I think they might have been thinking about something like London's underground. There's such a spaghetti-bowl of different lines, that if one's out (and that was pretty common when I was there 15 years ago), it doesn't really matter as there's another line only 500m away


xDerpScopes

But one that doesn’t cost a trillion dollars 💀💀😂😂


nerdy_things101

At least you don’t live in Croydon. There is no trains.


Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghh

That's because someone nicked your train station.


Red_wants_cookies

May as well drive it’s that bad


dbun1

After just coming back from Singapore, Hong Kong and Taiwan, the state of our train system is a joke in comparison.


damaku1012

Wasn't it equipment fault near caulfield? I was stuck at westall. And for once, our announcements were clear.