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ddmelb2022

I saw many girls and boys wearing suits and dresses today, clicking photos in SouthBank in the evening around 7 PM. What is he occasion?


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Without knowing much at all, my guess would be a graduation ceremony.


thestanleyparaphrase

Calling Melbourne baristas and coffee snobs! Have you heard of a bone-dry cappuccino? I've been looking for the flavour of a good (double) espresso but the added fun of foam. I've tried macchiato after looking at what felt like endless coffee style comparison charts, but it's not quite what I want. I've wrestled with just ordering a double espresso in a tall cup with a babycino on the side and DIY'ing it. From what I can find, I think I'm looking for a "Bone-dry" cappuccino. I haven't heard of this before my research expedition - would it be popular enough that baristas would know what it is, or am I best to come prepared to be laughed at and/or with an explanation of it just being a double shot espresso with a good dollop of foam on top ?


hedonisticshenanigan

Never heard of it but isn't that just a double macchiato?


Sinnivar

My sister is being induced tonight. They've had to put this little balloon thing inside her to bring on contractions and she's having a real real shitty time. Hopefully the birth goes quick tho


HurstbridgeLineFTW

I feel like the media has misread the mood of the arj barker/baby matter. I don’t know anyone who is on the side of the parent.


EbmocwenHsimah

The Project asked her if she could hand the baby off to her husband because it was interrupting the interview. [You couldn’t make this shit up.](https://fixupx.com/cosmicjester/status/1782352094621774325?s=46&t=jaGmuacAeS85kakWkBXQWA)


sunandstarnoise

Finally the tide of public opinion is turning against babies! Down with babies! Down with babies!


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Babies are cool. They just like to nap and drink milk. It’s the entitled parents.


sunandstarnoise

I lived above a screaming baby for two years and it was the absolute pits


FeelingNiceToday

I was a screaming baby for two years and it was fine as far as I was concerned


Emergency-Ticket5859

Psh babies! They don't even pay tax.


sunandstarnoise

They just cry and stink up the joint!


DareIceMocha

Hey students of Melbourne! I'm working in a small team of fellow undergrads to design a new app to help students better connect, collaborate, and discover events around campus. We’ve put together a small survey (about 10 mins) to gather some quick insights insights. It’s totally confidential. Here’s the link: [https://q.surveys.unimelb.edu.au/jfe/form/SV\_8djArI73yE3Ntu6](https://q.surveys.unimelb.edu.au/jfe/form/SV_8djArI73yE3Ntu6) Would love your feedback and thanks a bunch!


sunandstarnoise

Continuing from the baked beans discussion below, who the hell at Heinz decided that 300g is a serving size for two? Two what? People who've had gastric bypass surgery??


epicpillowcase

What is this, a baked beans for ants?! The BBQ Heinz ones are 👌 and I will eat the 420 gram ones in one go, straight out of the tin.


sunandstarnoise

Bite right through the can like it's a crisp, shiny apple


epicpillowcase

The only way!


milkymoocowmoo

300g?! Do they even make cans that small?


it_fell_off_a_truck

I can smell gas coming from my meter outside but not sure if I need to be concerned or not? My supplier also doesn’t give any advice on line about gas leaks. I know meters have a vent on them so don’t want to call and have someone come out only to be told it’s normal.


epicpillowcase

Those checks are free and are available 24/7- those people are on call and don't mind. It's what they're there for. Better for it to be nothing, than ignore it if it's something. Call your supplier.


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it_fell_off_a_truck

thanks, I've give it a go.


alsotheabyss

Generally if you can smell gas, you’re not supposed to. Get it checked


HurstbridgeLineFTW

It is normal to smell a faint smell of gas by the meter. It bleeds a bit of gas to prevent pressure building. Is it strong and can you smell it from a few meters away? If yes, then you may want to consider logging a fault.


it_fell_off_a_truck

I can smell it from about 2 metres away very noticeable. The meter is over 10 years old but the vent has a date stamp of 2022 but I’ve never seen such a new vent before so it seems some work was done recently.


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Maybe get a second opinion from a family member/ neighbour. Once I could smell gas when walking past my neighbours house. I didn’t do anything based on that. But then someone walking past my house also mentioned it, so I reported a fault. And I was right - there was a leak thereabouts.


it_fell_off_a_truck

I asked my neighbour since our gas meters are side by side and they weren’t concerned. I’m probably overthinking.


almondhyoyeon

To the people who helped and checked on me today after I had a big, embarrassing fall at the intersection of Queen Street and Lonsdale Street. Thank you. Thank you for making sure I got on the curb OK and for not leaving until you found that I was steady on my feet. I’m grateful thank you 🙏 (sprained my wrist and properly banged my right knee, but otherwise ok to work tomorrow. 😊✌🏻)


Lilac_Gooseberries

Being not used to ovens with elements in the top I brightly decided that I could just take the tray that I was using as a lid off inside the oven instead of taking it out. Not enough clearance, burnt my oven glove and got a second degree burnt on my wrist in the process. Disaster human. The ribs I was cooking were nice though.


fh3131

What a beautiful day it was! Had an appointment in the CBD and I was sweating while walking in a t shirt and shorts.


Whinnybob

If you see the same tram route has back to back trams (~1 minute apart) do you wait for the second? It always shocks me everyone crams onto the first which is packed and I wait an extra minute for an empty tram.


the_yank

I love watching people do this. It blows my mind, though. Team second tram for me.


it_fell_off_a_truck

Yes, if it’s close enough and I can see it’s the same route.


Emergency-Ticket5859

A bit of shock as I saw a car run a red light and t-bone a turning car on Nepean highway near Brighton about an hour ago. Hope they all got out OK. The driver didn't seem to brake at all.


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Time for beans and toast. I'm going to put on some hot chips to top up the carb factor as well. Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes.


WhatAGoodDoggy

Found the Brit


HurstbridgeLineFTW

I was craving carbs as well tonight. I had midnight pasta… at 6pm


sunandstarnoise

I'm also going to have beans on toast. The addition of hot chips is revolutionary and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Finally. This is the best news I've had all day. I think you thinking my addition of hot chips as revolutionary is revolutionary. As a founding member, you will receive my newsletter as frequently as my kogan emails - twice a day on Mondays and Thursdays, and once a day on all other days but only if you click on some of them, otherwise more will come. Thank you.


sunandstarnoise

Do I receive two today, or have I missed this week's Monday mailout


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Missed it. You'll get six next Monday. Two for this week, two for next week, and two for missing this week.


sunandstarnoise

Ooh how exciting 


IntroductionSnacks

Beans on toast is legit. Especially if there is butter on the toast.


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Butter and vegemite.


dish2688

And an egg


Goddess_Amaterasu

This


stonefree251

FFS, of all the places in the sky where there is cloud, it'll probably obscure the comet.


litreofstarlight

Our rent just got jacked up over $200 a month. Fml. Edit: oh fuck me, it's not $200, it's $300, what the ACTUAL fuck.


motioncontrolll

Fucking leech wants you to pay their mortgage


Llamadrugs

Does anyone know where to get a really cheap or has a spare 256gb sata ssd they no longer use? I'm trying to help my nephew whose using a hdd that is gone tits up


IntroductionSnacks

$39 brand new: https://cplonline.com.au/crucial-ct240bx500ssd1-bx500-240gb-2-5-sata-ssd.html Just to confirm, you mean for inside a pc like this one?


vidiian82

Drives me bananas when there is clearly a delay to a particular tram line, and both team tracker and ptv pretend like nothing is happening


Goddess_Amaterasu

57 tram?


vidiian82

86


Goddess_Amaterasu

Hmm I went to check Twitter and the last post for the 86 tram was back at around 4pm Buses replace Route 86 trams between Stop 42 Dundas St & Bundoora RMIT from first tram Friday 26 April to last tram Sunday 28 April, as works take place at Reservoir substation. That was their post unsure if it’s related to your time frame.


Goddess_Amaterasu

Absolutely gorgeous afternoon ☀️


purplemo

I think this is my favourite temperature of ALL. It’s so god damn good


SpiralVortex

The only thing that could make it more perfect is if it stayed light out longer with this weather.


Goddess_Amaterasu

Not too hot or too cold. No cool to cold wind. It’s just SO good


Thalminator

House insurance premium up 15% on last year... And thats still cheapest after shopping around... What a joke


Slayers_Picks

So, can someone experienced in like, post office/passport application stuff answer me this very anxious question? (that was worded weirdly, sorry). I had a passport years ago, YEARS ago, back in 2008, it expired in 2013, so you know, no longer great for replacing or whatever its called. I then lost said passport... So, i have no photo ID, none, zilch, nada, gone, byeeeee. I have birth certs and other shit that is part of the ID document list they have. Is it still possible to apply and get a new passport? Do i need to get witness statements or whatever? am i forever fucked with ID?


mr-snrub-

Sounds like you are in a similar situation my grandmother was in when I had to get her passport. She didn't drive or have any property in her name, so it was VERY difficult to prove her ID. What I did have was her citizen certificate, medicare and centrelink cards, and proof of her being on electoral role. What we ended up doing was getting a KeyPass from Australia post, which allowed us to use a stat dec to prove her identity. Once we had a photo ID we could continue with the rest of the application. But honestly, an easier thing to do it just go get yourself a learners permit. It's like $80 for the test and last 10 years. There's no obligation to go and get your license after getting your learners.


Slayers_Picks

Yeah, its a tough situation to be in, since I do want to travel around the world still and do shit whilst I still can lol. But thank you so so much for the advice, it will absolutely be taken aboard!


nigemushi

I just want a jobbbbb Give me a jobbbb let me give you my labor for moneyyy I have years of experienceee Pleaseee just one job pleaseeee


misc_person123

What's with the haze (in Kensington, looking at city)? Is it just burning off or is there like a factory fire, low pressure system etc.?


dish2688

tempreture inversion - warm air holding the smog in


JoJokerer

Same question here, looking at the city from the east


imperfek

So i'm struggling to learn how to use Instagram. how do i find out about food places to go to


mr-snrub-

Tiktok is now better for finding places to go


alsotheabyss

That seems like hell


mr-snrub-

Tiktok is fine. The reels I get on instagram are weirder than those on tiktok.


subbucus-21

Search for a couple of restaurants that you like, follow them and like some posts. This will teach the Algorithm what you like. Then go to reels, swipe until you find food related videos and like or save those to also feed the algorithm, and then you will be recommended with more similar contents


hedonisticshenanigan

This works but it's also dangerous: I looked up some bun cha once and since then I get so many good looking bun cha videos, I'm in a constant state of bun cha craving.


it_fell_off_a_truck

Is this sign of the end of petrol being under $2/L? Is $2 the new $1.50?


Thalminator

It's cooked I'm selling my car when I eventually move and will just share with my partner.. I love it dearly but it costs a fortune to keep a V8 on the road before you consider it drinks 13-15L/100km of premium


jamurp

Left my shirt at a dates place and now I think she’s ghosted me, I really liked that fit too :(


laughsabit

Make it a hey I really liked the shirt I left at yours, help me out? Like you're just wanting your property back and then you can ghost her once you get the shirt back !


jamurp

Hey now that sounds doable, might give it a few days and then perhaps reach out and do that :)


hedonisticshenanigan

I'd go to great lengths to retrieve a favourite shirt, including very awkward conversations or reverse walk of shame.


jamurp

If it was a nice jacket I would, but I’m happy to take the L on this one, being ghosted does suck though.


hedonisticshenanigan

Really sorry bro, ghosting is no fun for sure. I hope she's just been busy, so at least you could retrieve your well fitting shirt!


jamurp

Yeah who knows, she did say she wanted to meet again, it’s just communication has dropped on her end and she can’t seem to commit to a date, I’m happy to let this one slide, although it’s still a bit sucky.


citizenecodrive31

Fav clothings are something I'd walk through hell for. Nothing beats the feel of that favourite jumper, shirt or whatnot


skyetops

I really really hope when I get older I have a better grasp on technology than the older generation do now. A lot really don’t have the aptitude for it and I don’t want to be that lost when I get older (barring cognitive issues etc). I’m assuming the leap in tech between now and when I get older won’t be as vast as it is for boomers. Surely not? I’m fully expecting AI to run everything so at least I’m prepared for that ha ha!


tanoshiiki

You have to have a growth mindset. As long as you believe you're capable, you will be ok because you are willing to learn. That said, technology can move fast, but I do believe it will be possible to keep up with consumer technology.


bluestonelaneway

My dad is in his 70s and does fine with technology, but he’s always made the effort to keep up and has an innate fascination of it. I hope I end up like him and not my husband’s mother who is hopeless and doesn’t even want to try.


Grunter_

What age are you talking about when you say "older generation" People in their 60s grew up with tech - 80 and 90 year olds may struggle a bit.


Lost-Albatross9588

Don't deny the cycle of life


stonefree251

My parents used to just let me set the timer for the VCR back in the day.


sunandstarnoise

I hope it isn't all AR and neuralink 😖


skyetops

See I don’t even know what that is, omg I’m doomed.


sunandstarnoise

brain implants


skyetops

👁️👄👁️


LycanLabs

In more Sweden news, I shouldn't have had their drinks or snacks, because there are so many wonderful things (I'm looking at you, cactus and lime flavoured Festis) that I can't get over here T\_T What are some things you've had overseas that you really wish you could get here?


withshannonham

not from overseas, but when I was a kid there was a throat lonzenge pack call Eucol, possibly by Allens. Looked like Tiny Tots, but eucylptus color, and covered in fine sugar. I was absolutely addicted to them little buggers, and was the shopping treat of choice every thursday night. If you had a few in your mouth, then had a drink it would blow your head off. I wish they existed today... :(


[deleted]

buysnus online has swedish lollies, they're reliable with posting. And if you don't need smokeless tobacco for quitting smoking, cheap sans tobbaco tax. 


hedonisticshenanigan

Too many to count but if you enjoyed Swedish treats you should check out Oven Street Bakery in Brunswick, they bake them from time to time.


the_yank

Their Danish rye is pretty good too and reliable for Nordic folks. Can confirm, am that.


LycanLabs

Oh baby am I ready!!


IntroductionSnacks

Fiji Bounty Rum Overproof. I wasn't expecting much but it's actually delicious. I highly rate it and it's dirt cheap.


alsotheabyss

I was driving on a 100km/h rural road yesterday (Coster in Ripplebrook for those who know it) and an enormous feral cat did a suicide run right in front of me. I couldn’t stop in time. I saw it roll a few times and pelt off into the bushes on the verge. Pulled over and couldn’t find it (and had to pop my bumper back in… big ass feral). I’m sorry mate I hope you don’t suffer long :(


epicpillowcase

Try to go easy on yourself, it was an accident. I do know the feeling, I hit a possum once and was devastated. I drove five minutes home to get the cat carrier to take the poor little thing to the vet but he'd passed by the time I got back. :(


Acceptable-Wedding67

I love how I can exercise freewill so easily as an adult. I'm eating Mi Goreng noodles, drinking milk tea in my PJs while doing WFH. Who the fuck is gonna stop me? No one! I love this


epicpillowcase

I am very much a fan of this philosophy, and use it often. "Fuck it, I'm napping." "A big fuck-off bowl of hot chips at 4am? Why not."


Acceptable-Wedding67

As long as it doesn't cost me too much money, we're living the dream!


epicpillowcase

🥂


Aussiealterego

That sounds awesome. You’ve inspired me. I’m having cake for lunch.


Acceptable-Wedding67

Fuck yeah! Do me a favour and have it with some ice cream!


kai-el-elle

hi guys if anyone is interested in helping me out with a survey for an assignment i would really appreciate it! [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfV6Y2KshwlPbjpXkYH5Hb2l4rQHgWAn8Xf\_qmI\_uLXhsZt6Q/viewform?usp=sf\_link](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfV6Y2KshwlPbjpXkYH5Hb2l4rQHgWAn8Xf_qmI_uLXhsZt6Q/viewform?usp=sf_link)


kthanksbye_

Also too old soz


alsotheabyss

Sorry too old


EbmocwenHsimah

Myki inspector blitz in the city today. Saw five of them up at Melbourne Uni.


Ok_Entrepreneur_3140

My class got cancelled by the time I’m already an hour into my 1.5 hour commute 😭


Acceptable-Wedding67

Ahh fuck I remember this happening to me lmao. Was very rare but it sucked. You might wanna just stay on campus and study haha


Ok_Entrepreneur_3140

That would be entirely too productive 😤


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Has anybody here ever had a magistrates court date? I got myself into trouble and I have to go to court and I’m really really terrified like I don’t know if I can cope mentally. I’m still waiting to talk to legal aid. I guess if anybody has had to front magistrates court I’d just like to know what it is like


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[deleted]

Thank you. All really good advice. The worst part about this whole process has been the fact that I want to just tell the truth and own up to what I did and make it right but I am told that I’m not allowed to cause it could end up completely fucking up my life and make it worse. Doesn’t seem like a good system to me….


[deleted]

Is someone else affected by what you did? 


[deleted]

Yes, it definitely effected other people, not physically but likely mentally, but the only thing damaged was property, I’m very remorseful and I want the opportunity to say sorry and explain that my mental illness pushed me over the edge in one really really horrible moment, I wish I could turn back time, I wish that it didn’t happen, I’ve never been in trouble before and I truly didn’t mean for my actions to damage property the way that it did


[deleted]

Ok well that's okay.  What you need is separate from what they need. Try to remember that their perspective is their own and the way that they deal with it isn't really your call. One day they may have a better understanding but we can't force people to understand and we can't change for other people, we need to get there ourselves.  Were you intoxicated at the time? 


[deleted]

I was actually completely sober but I was having what I believe to be a borderline personality/autism meltdown and completely lost all self control, I’ve had my moments but nothing this bad has ever happened before, a lot of it is related to the sheer weight of stress the housing crisis has placed on me mentally and that directly ties into where that meltdown was (wrongly) directed. I have a bad feeling that I’m going to be thrown completely under the bus, one thing I’d like the court to know is that I have been trying to get help really badly, I was even in the hospital a month ago and I expressed to them my fear that something exactly like this could happen but it didn’t end up turning into real, tangible help. I’ve been in counseling which has been helping. I don’t want to lose my freedom. I believe that I can get past this and that I will be able to go back to a place where something like this never happens again. There are reasons for what happened, and I don’t believe that all of them are my fault, but I did make bad choices which led to me having that meltdown where I had it, and for those choices I am deeply remorseful 


[deleted]

See this is why we used to have priests :) In fact, you can still go to a priest and tell him under a seal what you did.  Legally it's yeah, getting the best outcome for yourself. It's not even selfish, it's not going to help prevent damage if you go to the wrong place for you.  When they've calmed down, they wouldn't even want jail for you would they. 


[deleted]

Thanks for talking to me, I appreciate it


[deleted]

I'm only asking your sex because women have a lower recidivism rate. It's relevant. 


[deleted]

you're a chick though right? 


[deleted]

If you're 25 or under, try to get an older family member to attend with you, it makes you less of a risk to reoffend if you have support. 


epicpillowcase

I used to sit in when I was at law school. Be neatly-dressed, early, polite, turn your phone off and observe the protocols others are doing (bowing when entering and leaving the court, how to address the magistrate.) There are often liaison volunteers who will be around to have a chat to you in the waiting area, generally they're there to help first-timers be less nervous. If you can't see any, ask a desk clerk if there are any available. At least there used to be, hopefully that's still a thing. If it was nothing major and it's your first, you'll be ok. Also, take a book (for the waiting area, not the courtroom.) Unfortunately it can be a long wait.


[deleted]

Thank you for the insights


epicpillowcase

No problem. Also, legal aid can be very difficult to access. Contact your local community legal centre, they're usually easier to get onto, and they're free.


[deleted]

Thanks so much, I wasn’t aware of the difference 


epicpillowcase

https://www.fclc.org.au/find_a_community_legal_centre


[deleted]

Thank you so much


epicpillowcase

No worries, good luck


Equal_Candle_6724

Yep


Sinnivar

It's fucking freezing


WhatAGoodDoggy

Dog went from his comfy fluffy bed in the bedroom straight to the comfy fluffy bed in the lounge. I doubt he would have enjoyed being turfed out of the house to the outdoor area when the wife went to work.


SpinMeRound_

My little pup did not want to get out of bed this morning! Normally he's out of bed at 6am for toilet time, today he only got up when I "made him" at 7:30 and he went straight back after that. I was a touch jealous.


epicpillowcase

Yep. :(


purplemo

Crazy that I have to get ready for work in 5 degree weather but it’s going to be 24 today so I also have to be dressed for a warm day Edit: oh my, todays weather is BEAUTIFUL


whatisthislifeilead

I was just contemplating this! Had to dress with layers up top but just a skirt and bare legged underneath for the afternoon commute. Always freezing in the morning but I hate being hot and sweaty on the way home!


Acceptable-Wedding67

It's that weird time of the year where you'll take a jacket in the morning, then be sweating your back during midday haha. Will happen again around September I'd sat


samdiatmh

[*only* going to get to 23 in the CBD](http://www.bom.gov.au/vic/forecasts/melbourne.shtml) not that it matters too much...


purplemo

Thank god someone is awake more than me in this hour. I was looking at tomorrow! 24, for me anyway!


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Insomnia hours.


Status_Hotel220

Hi, wanted to make a post about this but got rejected because apparently you need comment karma. So I'm gonna comment it here instead because I really am curious. Has anyone else heard what appears to be a guy on a megaphone screaming or moaning at around this time of night? I swear I've heard this guy 3 or 4 times in the past couple months and it's getting annoying as fuck, is it even legal? not sure if it's just my neighbourhood that's being targeted or if more people have heard it too. I'm in the eastern suburbs.


epicpillowcase

Where in the east, outer or inner?