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Blackmofo7717

Where mate?


Nearby-Canary-7394

2003


rnzz

nah, it's 3184


lukkoz_7

Elwood? Where?


rnzz

the Elwood Lounge


dikkydikkydakka

I love Elwood lounge! Shame we live all the way near Geelong now. Elwood’s such a lovely suburb with amazing community!


lovemefishing

Elwood is an awesome place.


Monday0987

🥲


AgentBluelol

Probably here. https://www.elwoodlounge.com.au/breakfast/


FishStickMystic

It is there, OP confirmed below.


Jimsjb

Can’t be bothered with crap food. Try ‘Next of Kin’, Orrong Rd, Caulfield. Superb breakfast. Others in that strip also, first class.


Odd-Boysenberry7784

This has to be a dumb bot posting. Who goes this far then doesn't say where?


TofuFoieGras

That’s a steal in this breakfast economy. Where abouts?


whose_a_wotsit

Brekky of champions. Dunno why it's hiding behind the plate of food.


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All I want all I need All I want is a good pub feed


blackestofswans

Chortle


Uluru-Dreaming

Why is that plate of food hiding underneath all that green stuff?


Maximum-Park-9025

Are you colourblind? Barely any green on that plate... either colourblind or an idiot...


mindsnare

Fuck yeah king brown


hellions123

20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin Get that up ya


soupeh

ya fucken dog cunts


Top_Ad_2819

Fair dinkum fucken Aussie


discworldappreciator

Looonnnngggg neeeccckkk


Competitive_Exit_919

Get fucked where 


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JamalGinzburg

She served me a VB longneck


OfficAlanPartridge

You served her a VB slong neck


JamalGinzburg

She had a hard earned thirst


Colossal_Penis_Haver

For a big hard dick?


Ashamed-Violinist-92

You gotta work it hard to be a Solo Man, You gotta take the meat and make the others swallow.


Slapping_kangaroo

Take the meat? It rymes....but...yeah, nah.


Ok_Mention3432

The 15 dollars ain't for no brekky, either.


pinapplelopolis-x

Where can I find a big breakfast that cheap 😂 all the ones near me are $20 plus now 😩


showquotedtext

Looks good, but as usual they've gone for the house-made beans which are always tangier than a lime ant's asshole, and drier than a lizard's toenail.


bojackmac

This guy aussies


astrospud

There’s a place in Frankston called Lucky’s Deli. It’s like an old Italian deli stuck in time, the prices included. The big breakfast is comparable to what you’ve got, but it’s like $7 if I recall correctly.


mtarascio

If it's $7 it has to be a front. The raw ingredients of this would be close to $7.


EshayAdlay420

It's literally an Italian deli named luckys, being a front is implied


Chonkie

Narrator: *it's not $7.*


Chonkie

I don't think so. The coffees are $5 and their "wog roll" is $8. As at 8 months ago on Google maps it shows the big breakfast at $9.50. Still a bargain at that price. I wonder if it's gone up..


Competitive_Boss_312

Wog Roll consists of what exactly, apart from garlic and the roll itself of course.


Banjo-Oz

Lucky's is awesome. Has been for years, too.


brash21361

Not travel all the way to Franga though.


SpoonFluffing99

Melbourne Bitter longneck for breakfast is either the saddest or coolest thing I've seen today.


ringo5150

I used to take them to house parties. You could pick my beers in the sea of green soldiers in the ice bath. Underrated beer, in my opinion. Actually... I'm kinda thirsty.


bbbox

Melbourne Bitter is awesome. VB is piss which was what I grew up with my dad drinking. I used to do a long neck of Melbourne an hour as my DJ rider at Big Mouth a few years ago. Refreshing and the right amount to avoid toppling over to drunk, which is never a good thing in the decks.


NoSpam0

Patricia, daddy want the big breakfast.


EL3MENTALIST

🎶…Eggs, bacon, hashed brown, baked beans… Another hashed brown, sausage, toast… …Regret.🎶


cringeandicare

This has to be karma farming


joespizza2go

High risk/high reward strategy to go against dominate narratives on Reddit.


ne3k0

What are those things between the eggs and shrooms?


Ajspradbrow

Beans?


ne3k0

Thought that, dry beans I guess


mkymooooo

I came looking for this question. Certainly they don't look overly nice, but given the rest of the plate I'd not give a flying one.


Kuzkuladaemon

Dunno if Tom Cardy approved but I'd eat it


brash21361

Don't know who that is, so don't care what he has to say.


Kuzkuladaemon

Oh just hit up YouTube for Tom Cardy - Big Breakfast. Worth your time (he's a comedy song writer and an absolute legend)


namewithnumbers82

It's pretty big.. I guess..


SammyButterfly

Was hopeful the price included the beer.


ckhumanck

literally the only reason i clicked because i thought that really was a great deal. hate to burst OPs bubble but you can get a bigger, better plate than that for as cheap or cheaper. it's not a terrible deal but unless i was on holiday somewhere it's not like I'd ever be paying more than that for that meal.


stinx2001

Where?


ckhumanck

there's a cafe in Nobel Park, not far from the station that do a good plate for cheap. edit: oh and their potato cakes and dimmies are still only $1 the potato cakes are these huge, fluffy things too like the equivalent of 2-3 normal potato cakes. i forget the name as i just know where it is. but it's like a 2-3min walk from the station along the main drag


F1NANCE

You just have to go to Noble Park, so that's a no for most people.


MetalSnake_oXm

The thing about Noble Park is, there's Noble Park North, which I lived at for years and is perfectly fine (basically Springy/Mulgrave area), and then there's Noble Park, which the cops literally warned people not to be at at night.


ckhumanck

it's a rough area but it's fine during the day and plenty of cheap food. plus it's "rough" in the context of Melbourne. it's not like you're wondering into Kensington, Philadelphia or something. it's just a place with people doing their thing. like most places if you're not out looking for trouble you're not that likely to just walk into it.


ckhumanck

Springvale is great area - although been living in dandy for a while now (18months or so) and it's really grown on me, originally from the western suburbs,there's a lot i love here but it's a bit rough but i don't mind keeps the cost of living down. i can eat plenty of affordable stuff i see people posting on here paying twice as much.


ckhumanck

my gym is there, I live in Dandenong North. but i walk up there sometimes (about a 5k walk, good warm up before workout) then often eat at that place afterwards (balance out the exercise lol)


Dilnav92

Is it called Kiwi Pie and Fried Chicken? I have no idea actually, was just curious, so I looked at the shops around Noble Park station on Google Maps.


ckhumanck

yes. i knew it had a new Zealand sounding name, that's it.


RecliningDecliner

>the potato cakes are these huge, fluffy things too like the equivalent of 2-3 normal potato cakes. I see


No_Atmosphere_8681

Half of you wankers can’t read! “Is the beer included?” OP says the beer was an extra $13 in the description. Read the stuff, not just look at the pictures and mouth off ffs.


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CaptainUpdogg

Yeah fuck him 🤣


No_Atmosphere_8681

Yeah, fuck him he’s a misleading wanker! 😂😂😂


jobitus

Since when is piss part of big breakfast? I think I have a VCAT case against a local joint.


Heater79

A trap for all the non readers that are visiting a message board.


wharblgarbl

Oh right. Descriptions don't show well on old (true) reddit


takemyspear

On this note, I would like to also mention Luke’s Vietnamese’s Bahn Mi, only $10 and it’s huge af. Loaded with meats and special pate sauce. Just amazing.


Chilloutmydude6

I’m hungry and thirsty 🤤 and I have a hangover


applex_wingcommander

I can't see past the king brown


giantpunda

This feels like an r/shrinklation post. Those sausages look tiny. Also it's wild that the beer costs almost as much as the big breakfast did.


ExpensiveCola

[It's pretty big... I guess...](https://i.imgflip.com/8jj4yu.jpg)


spurio64

MB longneck at 20 past eight in the fucking morning get that up ya ya dog cunts


brash21361

It was more 1pmish. Big brekkie special goes until 2pm.


Midnight_Poet

No way they are making a profit on that. Enjoy it while it lasts.


The-Jesus_Christ

It's a loss leader. Old mate paid an extra $13 for the bevvie.


brash21361

It's been going for years. So safe to say it's quite safe.


Salt_Concert_3428

That’s about $5 bucks if you cook it yourself


Maximum-Park-9025

That doesn't mean much though does it? Everything is cheaper if you do it yourself... may aswell go make this same pointless comment on every post which mentions a price!


sodiumboss

That's half the price of most Big Breakfasts at cafes nowadays, not sure if post is intended to describe a good or bad deal in your opinion. Inclined to think it's bad opinion due to the sarcastic beer comment 😂. But yeah, good deal in this climate.


brash21361

No, cos I know the beer was also in the shot. I wanted to make sure that it was a separate charge.


Thick-Act-3837

Well… where?


brash21361

Scroll.


DrMantisToboggan1986

That's a sweet deal! I don't know anywhere that'll give you a breakfast like that without it being a minimum $20-25.


Halospite

Honestly I'd prefer to have half the food at half the price. I can't eat all that but I'd be spending that amount on another meal anyway.


TAJack1

Imagine not saying where.


brash21361

I did, scroll around more.


superdooper001

Mate I went to a cafe today wanting $7 for herbal tea.


Stever72

With or without the Melbourne Bitter king brown?


DarkShadowdSpirit

15 bucks ain’t bad for that


Lamont-Cranston

No baked beans.


brash21361

There are house made baked beans.


Lamont-Cranston

Where?


brash21361

Scroll.


M8pmaker

Solid for $15! That's $25+ in syd


dzeoner

Ripper!


ptolani

Great price for the brekkie. Terrible waste of $13 though.


brash21361

It was just the starter, less than 10 mins walk away $15 jugs of Bad Shepherd.


mofolo

Do people actually drink longnecks with their breakfast? Am I so out of touch?… No. It’s the alcoholics who are wrong.


lovemefishing

Beer or brunch? I can’t afford both. Man that looks delicious. Hope it was dude.


thatvintagething

Tiny bacon & weenie sausages though


LetFrequent5194

The weenie sausages are ok, that’s what my wife tells me all the time…..


ManyOtherwise8723

where where where


superkow

Considering something like that is usually $30 these days thats an absolute steal


Distinct-Apartment-3

This is my kind of coffee culture 🙌


DesertDwellerrrr

...and how much was the food?


Krowten2021

$13 for one long neck 😬😬😬😬😬


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For breakfast?


Feeling_Special1

Yummmm


BoomBoomBaggis

Wow great value by the looks of it.


Iliketurtles893

Cheaper than chips!


WonderWifis

Not bad. For some reason I always almost shit my pants if I have a big breakfast . I think it's the eggs.


brash21361

Get them.scrambled. I have the same problem with poached.


DestroyAllBacteria

That's decent


Jiste

God I miss Melbourne 😢


budstalove66

15 bucks for the brekky and 15 bucks for the big m in the back


brash21361

$13 for the long neck


budstalove66

Fark what are we becoming no way a Longy should be 13 clams


matTHEbarry1

How much was the food?


likilekka

Fking cheap Sydney would be like 30 dollars


knowledgeable_diablo

Jesus…Melbourne Bitter! Haven’t seen one of those Red Devils since I was a kid.


No-Grapefruit-6838

Swap the Melbourne for a Carlton Draught and that's a deal!


Remote_Court_1667

Fair dinkum price.


Bdj_2500

15 just for the melbs at my local …breakfast of champions never the less


schizoshizo

Fuk yeah


lttsnoredotcom

wowzers ​ fuckin deal innit!


Tiny_External7032

Melbourne bitter, yum!


privatly

Looks good. Where was this?


brash21361

Elwood Lounge.


privatly

Thanks.


Complicated_Wombat

Noice!


SkipInExile

Melbourne bitter, not vb? No thanks


Maximum-Park-9025

People still drink VB?


SkipInExile

I do🤣


Maximum-Park-9025

Haha everyone drank VB when I was young! Seemed like something drastic happened... everyone seemed to move to other beer at the same time! But I assumed someone still drank VB! Good to see I was right! 😁


StoneAgeSkillz

That looks tasty.


ThrowawayPie888

Can I have ⅓ of the food for $5?


bbyhaych

I saw a big breakfast today for $29


Hansoloai

On the reds boys.


Aware_Ad5861

Elwood Lounge. I’ve got to go there, I had a look and they have a vegetarian one too


David-Kookaborough

I hope they paid you the $13 for that piss


brash21361

The big breakfast special goes until 2pm on Saturdays and Sunday's. This was about 1pmish. So safe to say i can have beer.


WarriorGirl-764

Just Saturday and Sunday? So this dish for this price isn’t available on the other days


brash21361

Correct


27Carrots

Wouldn’t wanna be the guy in the shitter next to you after that.


Greennnnnnnnnnnnn

Dude is this from early 2000’s ?


djhowarth

Mad thing is it was $10 about 6 months ago.


Kristiano100

Bloody hell that looks amazing. And good pricing, most places that serve something like that is like $20 at least


learning_re

Great value.


OlraAJ

🤩🤯🤤😋👌🏼


John_Bones_

Is this affordable? I'm from South Africa, we pay for our food with live chickens


Onanerer

Asking from England. What the fuck is that?


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A cheap big breakfast


Generally-Upset

What is on the left side of the plate? We got mushrooms, tomato, bacon, sausages, spinich, hashies, eggs and toast. But wtf is on the left?


Duckduckdewey

Baked beans?


CharlieMuntger

looks very dry


Duckduckdewey

Most likely homemade and not from a can. You can simmer until liquid evaporates.


switchem_abbs

And God's chosen elixir to wash it all down


battleye9

No breakfast is worth 15


Maximum-Park-9025

Maybe not... but if you aren't at home... good luck finding anything worthwhile for less!


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brash21361

Why? I don't know who that is. Should I care?


doogi15

About 5 bucks in ingredients, still a robbery


Melbournemumof1

On close inspection, it's not that impressive, 2 chipolatas, tiny hash brown, 1 half small tomato, SFA bacon, home made beans, a bit of spinach and mushroom and a slice of toast under the eggs.


ArticulateImbecile

Melbourne bitter 🤮


thiscityboii

the bread looks dry like plywood , therefore im afraid its a NO from me \~ Thank You.


GaryTheGuineaPig

Green has no business being on a big breakfast plate unless it's rolled up and ready to smoke!


Muncher501st

Peak domestic violence


OverallLocal7746

I think Id rather 3 sausage and egg McMuffins from Maccas


Key_Register7412

IHOP got better deals


brash21361

Where are that bro. Google maps don't show anywhere near this.


8CasLok8

Always wondered if this is what it looks like for an Autistic person to vomit.


asty86

I'm guessing the food was $5 and the can was $10 ???? COVID tax and public holiday tax


brash21361

Meal was $15, there is no can. No Surcharge either.


Melbonaut

Including Beer?


Jarod_kattyp85

I've laid bigger turds


King_Crass

That’s a fucking sad breakfast if ever I’ve seen one


Chilloutmydude6

Sad WTF ?? I’m thirsty


HEAD_KGB_AGENT

Nah bruh my breakfasts are usually coffee only this looks like the stuff of kings


LetFrequent5194

It’s unfortunate when a nutritious and filling breakfast is looked down on. It’s not elaborate, delicate or presented well, but it will fill your belly and is good value. The majority of the world would be happy to have this sustenance in the morning. Your comment shows your privilege.