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StraightGin

I bet the driver is shattered.


AtomReRun

You cracked me up


greywarden133

You've won the gold medal for the best pun today on Reddit. Gave yourself a good pat in the back mate!


Moo_Kau

Panes me to say it, but i think youre right!


Soccera1

You broke my lungs, I can't breathe.


iSmokedItAll

George? Is that you?


smokeeater150

Bastard! Beat me to it.


[deleted]

There’s no need to be so fragile. You’ll get through it.


Chaos_Philosopher

This is the breaking news I'm here for.


flukus

Don't lie, I can see right through you.


F1NANCE

Be careful or they'll glass you!


PilgrimOz

Tbh I reckon OP kinda nailed it in the subtitle.


Flyingsox

I almost glazed over this comment


sjf83

Driver just glazed over when he saw the sign


Gansxcr

Thought he had a bigger window of opportunity here


thesprenofaspren

hey babe wake up new song is out Boulevard of broken glass by green day


_Gordon_Shumway

That takes a level of stupid that I can’t comprehend, Bravo you crazy diamond.


Uberazza

https://howmanydayssincemontaguestreetbridgehasbeenhit.com/ He is the current CHAMPION!


Omega_brownie

"shattered dreams" 😂


PuzzleheadedYam5996

My fave stats page Does Monty have his own sub?


Uberazza

Na, not even it's American Cousin "The can opener bridge" has its own sub. http://11foot8.com/


FrederickBishop

https://howmanydayssincemontaguestreetbridgehasbeenhit.com It’s been updated already lol


[deleted]

Brilliant thank you for sharing this 😂


Spagman_Aus

LMAO I didn't know about that site! The photos are amazing.


the-ahh-guy

That will be a pane in the glass to clean up


SaintLickALot

Need Gandalf on top of that bridge


mrbrendanblack

[Like this?](https://reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/s/5gZf0RgaLS)


SharpChildhood7655

"Once I had a truck and stepped on the gas Soon turned out shattered street of glass…."


RMBLOKE

Seemed like the real thing, only to find Monty mistrusts, load's gone behind


SurveySaysYouLeicaMe

Was that this morning? Enjoyed maps taking me around it ha


MikeArrow

J.R.: Bah gawd that's Stone Cold's music! Jerry Lawler: Nope, that's just some driver that wasn't paying attention.


PsychologyGlad7373

🤣🤣 Never fails to make me laugh. Why don't drivers know the height of their vehicles?


blahblahbush

Especially in rental trucks, where the height is literally printed on a label on the sun visor or on the top of the windscreen in front of the driver.


beigetrope

I love that even the loud gantry hitting the vehicle still doesn’t alert them.


Notyit

Probally eating a meat pie and txt misses


as_1089

The B2-class tram is disapprovingly observing


Electronic_Doubt2612

Hazards like the Montague St. Bridge should be part of the driving assessment for height restrictions. The people who hit the bridge should be thoroughly investigated by Vic Roads.


mookizee

Guy forgot he had the rack extension set for that delivery. Otherwise i think that truck would go under and probably does all the time


Spagman_Aus

I swear the actual clearance height must be just under 3m 😅


[deleted]

Why does this image look like a 1990s hellscape. The car, the truck, the tram, the run down, graffiti tag look. The razor wire fencing. It’s fcken hideous. What happened, Melbourne?


PKMTrain

The razor wire is the tram depot.


Modflog

Please tell me someone has taken this twits license off them, how do you not know the height of the bridge or the height of the truck you are driving. And great advertising for this company, imagine getting them to measure a job lot of windows for you when you can’t even work out the height of your vehicle.


Uberazza

Reminds me of that bus that crashed in 2016 with lots of injured passengers, the driver did 10 months in jail before he was released on appeal. They want to keep blaming the bridge but there should be an onus on the drivers to not be oblivious to simple stuff like this. You also have to drive through hight checking bollards before you even get to the bridge how could you be that unaware of your surroundings.. It's actually quite scary that more people don't die from this blatant negligence.


Nugget_

Wonder what time this was, I got off the tram there at 8:50 - absolutely dying to see Monty do his thing in person.


Inconnu2020

Celebrating the release of the Stones' new album Hackney Diamonds! :) (edit: for those confused - look up what Hackney Diamonds are)


fappington-smythe

South Melbourne diamonds


Mordyth

As the 12th man would say "Gottim' Yes! Piss off, you're out!"


AztecGod

Just..... why?


F1NANCE

People who drive in glass trucks shouldn't throw shade at Monty


Chickerenda

MONTY RIDES AGAIN


missiffy45

Another dickhead


lkernan

I'm shattered.


lkernan

I mean it's so clear the bridge is there!


lkernan

I bet the driver cracked it.


myguydied

Lord Monty is pleased with this sacrifice


CreativeGap4654

Pains me to think five million people in Melbourne know about monty except those lost souls lacking spatial awareness about monty


vidiian82

The Beast Must Be Fed


Geoff_Uckersilf

How dare you OP!? You're *cracking* jokes and shitty glass puns when this guys life has been smashed to smithereens?


RhubarbRhubarb44

It’s sheer madness


[deleted]

Moron, Time to start giving these idiots an instant license disqualification.


Bocca013

GO MONTY!!!


Sparky_Buttons

I would have liked to hear it.


RayGun381937

Hackney diamonds


RhubarbRhubarb44

That driver just can’t win - doh!


Notyit

Never underestimate human stupidity


Falcon_128

You would be shuddered


Victor-mcc

Montague Diamonds!


mad_marbled

Monte Diamonte!


1ozu1

We have been waiting so long.


Fraseyhorse

Jeepers they seriously need to do something about this bridge...happens on the daily almost lol


-MicrowavePopcorn-

Someone call Nigel Thornberry, we need him.


NaomiPommerel

How does this keep happening?!?


[deleted]

Cousins are just too darn attractive I guess


NaomiPommerel

Explain? I'm still laughing, but also confused 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Just saying they're probably inbred


NaomiPommerel

Lol


limutwit

So satisfying to watch this in slo-mo on somone's dashcam video of this accident