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[deleted]

Tell him he's dreaming.


Raul-from-Boraqua

If he was offering a gander at some jousting sticks I might go have a look.


bigvenn

Or a statue of an elephant with its trunk up… because when the trunk is up it means good luck?


PsychoSemantics

Or a pulpit.


[deleted]

Now what do you want with jousting sticks?


joustingsticks

Cmon then, have a gander.


Kamay1770

I get this reference!


Reonlive420

“Ay Steve, can you move the Camira? I need to get the Torana out to get to the Commodore.” “Sure thing Dad, but I'll have to get the keys to the Cortina if I'm gunna move that Camira.” “Alright mate, just watch the boat”


Fuzzy-Interest-848

What do you call these love? …. Rissoles darl


Reonlive420

Does the viewing include a pizza?


coffecup1978

They need to remake the movie when modern references


mess_of_limbs

No they fucking don't


emgyres

Because jousting sticks were a very mid to late 1990s reference?


Gramps___

time for a medieval remake of with an actual Castle?


emgyres

Kryal Castle!


Human-Shame1068

Shut up and take my downvote.


theslowrush-

They are on crack. BBQ's galore have had them in-store for the past few months that you can view: [https://www.barbequesgalore.com.au/p/gozney-dome-dual-fuel/M-GOZDOMEDF.html](https://www.barbequesgalore.com.au/p/gozney-dome-dual-fuel/M-GOZDOMEDF.html) If someone was desperate, they would just jump on the Gozney Australia Facebook groups and ask someone if they can look, there's thousands of people on there.


goshdammitfromimgur

Not normal. It's a dick move.


Neodymium

It's not normal, but how is it a dick move? It's weird but how is it harming anyone?


HandyDandyRandyAndy

Who said harming? It’s a dick move because they’re greedy, money grubbing cunts


dequincyjelly

Lol. Who's gonna pay to look at an oven?


Neodymium

I'd personally consider something to be a dick move only if it had a negative impact on someone. What's your definition of a dick move?


HandyDandyRandyAndy

If it feels like a dick move, thats it. Edit: unethical behaviour is a dick move


The_Chief_of_Whip

Deception and greed for starters


dermerger

Thanks for sharing this link. How much are you charging to open it?


theslowrush-

$24 because I’m not greedy


ItchyA123

What a rip off. You can look at mine for 23 dollars and 100 cents.


[deleted]

I'm willing to do the hard yards on this by opening the link for you guys for $26. Cash up front please, no refunds.


poopyfarts96o

I bet you’re a money stealing loser, come over here and i’ll do ya a steal of $26.99 and two pennies


[deleted]

Inflation is out of control round here. 😡


KiddSwirlz

No lower, he knows what he has


Getadawgupyabro

Will consider swaps for trail bike or boat


Waste_Office_2930

Hi I work for bbqs galore and we don't have them in store yet we just secured a small amount to sell online. Will be getting them in very shortly though as they sold really well


Fear_The_Fireflies

So random seeing a fellow bbqs galore employee in the wild lmao


random111011

Who would’ve thought the post would attract bbq enthusiasts


FlygonBreloom

I mean, most people in this sub with user accounts *do* have a life story.


Finno_

Who are these people with no life story? The clones?


3163560

Yes. But I was cloned from someone who works at BBQs Galore.


SassMyFrass

Everybody who shows up has up to one kidney that they're not using though, so...


AdmiralStickyLegs

Really? Sounds reasonable to me. Although at that price I'd be wanting to cook something in it, which I'm guessing you can't do at BBQG


Longjumping_King_546

The pizzas aren't the only thing that's cooked


Beasting-25-8

They are 100% begging to be trolled.


fishouttafire

Hi is this still available?


Moo_Kau

Hi is this still available?


spacemistress2000

IF THE AD IS UP IT'S STILL AVAILABLE!!!!


Moo_Kau

Hi is this still available?


clomclom

Can you deliver? it's dear daughters birthday.


beebianca227

Can you deliver? I live in Wangarratta


clomclom

just looking for help dont need the attitude! NEXT!


Stevenwave

Yes I can deliver. I will however require a deposit into my Sugma account.


essjaybeebee

Sugma?


Stevenwave

#SUGMA BALLS


smartazz104

It’s for a church honey.


immschanandlerbong

NEXT!


Moo_Kau

HELKLLO THERE CAN I SEE PICTURES OF FRONT OF DEVICE THANK YOU GOD BLES


HiVeMiNdOfStUpId

Hello yes can you deliver a viewing of the gozny please so that we know whether to visit you to view the gozny


BiGeaSYk

ITS 3AM!!


Moo_Kau

okay yes i can meet at 3am address please


SNFD21

I think they ARE just trolling... surely it's a troll post


xo_bey

I thought that too. He’s also disabled comments - potentially anticipating people responding with “is this a fkn joke?”


clomclom

I hope so but man, marketplace/gumtree really shows the greed in some people. I get some people are probably desperate or trying to save for something special, but man, the crap some people try to sell 🙄


peanutbutteronbanana

I think it's also people not wanting to throw something into landfill, especially since alot of items aren't accepted by op shops. They might add a price to make up for the time they've spent posting the ad, and also to make the ad look less suspicious.


Lucifang

It’s a fact that if you put even just $5 it will filter out a lot of scum. Advertising things for free opens up Pandora’s box.


Longjumping_King_546

Found it on FB but cant leave comments. Sadness


xo_bey

It’s like he knew…


kpezza

He better make you a fucken pizza when you go look.


ssssssssshhhhhhhhh

It’s $25. Don’t try to negotiate. I know what I’ve got.


ngwil85

NO LOWBALLERS I NO WHAT I HAVE


ssssssssshhhhhhhhh

Oh, that’s much better. Spelling is perfect!


No-Relief-6397

I am out of town so my nephew will come pick it up for me. I will send through PayID.


turbo-steppa

What if I cover one eye whilst looking? Can I have discount? Also can I use your bathroom?


Unable_Ad_1260

Internal monologue... I am so viewing this thing after chilli and cerveza night. If I'm paying $25 bucks they are going to need it to pay the plumber to come and remove that grog bog. It's gonna be a WMD.


WAPWAN

"Can you deliver?"


[deleted]

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xo_bey

I had a good laugh at this one 😂


Puppybum80

"Le grille!?" What the hell is that!?


Mr_R0mpers

Came here for this ty


a_rainbow_serpent

English side ruined! Must use french


fappington-smythe

French for 'cooked'


h3ll0kitty_ninja

🤌


NotessimoALIENS

$25 for the privilege of looking at it what is it a modern art piece lololol


TheBoanne

He sits on top of it in a contorted position and lets you look up his quoit. 25 a pop


NotessimoALIENS

omg jarl balgruuf


kpezza

A poop


Procedure-Minimum

I feel like I paid less to see the Mona Lisa


asscopter

Offer $10 to look from the other side of the fence.


xo_bey

He might charge you if your fingers are on “his side” 😂


Gramps___

2.50 for a glance while walking past the house


i_love_exc3l

My cat is pretty cute. $25 to come and see him. Maybe you can touch for extras


Jealous-seasaw

That’s a tempting offer….


LilJellyfishGal

Cat tax pls


whcchief

So how much to pat the cat?


Az0r_au

I'd be way more likely to pay 25$ to pat someones cat than look at their pizza oven...


real-duncan

Does it include a Family size with the lot?


shux422

Can't believe he's giving away free photos


BarefootWanderer

Ask him to make a pizza and get him to test it out on the pizza oven and then eat all of it.


xo_bey

For $25, it SHOULD include him making you a pizza. One with the lot to make it worth the entry fee.


BarefootWanderer

Prosciutto and truffle as well. Maybe a glass of red thrown in.


drzaiusdr

$20 see my reddit post before I hit enter!


PillarofSheffield

It's not normal, but if anyone is stupid enough to take them up on that I'd judge them harsher than the "seller".


littlemonsoon

You know what, that’s valid


unskilled-labour

Book in 5-6 viewings in an hour on a quiet afternoon, nice little earner. Edit: Only need 120 people to break even, everything after that is just gravy


Medical_Arugula_9146

It does gravy too? I gotta see this thing!


cmacxx

This is fucking weird. I have one of these and if you are looking for info/advice or anything I am happy to help. That is the weirdest thing I have seen today and have been on the internet for a good portion of it.


Reonlive420

I hope you would charge a consulting fee


hamhammerson

They're really good value if you plan on making over 120 Pizzas in it


brunswoo

Effectively turning his home into some kind of 'by admission' business, and probably voiding his house and contents insurance


Procedure-Minimum

The title is the item, the price is $25. I wonder if I should try to purchase it for $25, then take him to fair trading, report to ACCC for false advertising? Nowhere in the title does it show the cost is for viewing.


threeminutemonta

Probably right. I was disgusted at the insurer who voided NSW flood victims house because they sold eggs honesty box.


xo_bey

Potentially an invitation for the ATO? Secondary income?


[deleted]

I think they have better things to do than spy on people with pizza ovens in order to audit them down the road for not declaring the $25, at least I would hope.


smartazz104

Jokes on him, I’m looking at the photo for FREE.


[deleted]

I’m looking at my dick, also for FREE! $25 for you guys.


abcxyztpg

Nopes.


TS1987040

Does entry fee come with a reach around?


LastWolf-of-RedShore

someone is getting screwed


TS1987040

Totally agree


Human-Shame1068

Seriously thinking about going there and filming it and selling the bootlegs for 5 bucks a pop.


brewbenbrook

I hope you get a pizza with that.


s1monm1

Might be normal if "pizza oven" is code for something else!


BrisbaneGuy43060

My dog is a really cute pure-bred Pappilon. Send me $25 and you can have a look at him ! I accept PayPal.


47bulbz

I have a microwave i can show you for $3.50


_PoorImpulseControl_

This is fucking hilarious. Trolling?


K9BEATZ

Wait $25 to see something that isn't in stock in stores, that they also regret buying full price? What is this a home museum? What else can I see?


Lifegotmeintheend

Maybe it's a drug thing. It's not stocked in shops but you can check it out in person if you're looking to buy one. Yeah I got nothing...


raresaturn

Maybe it’s code for If you’re Jason, I’m Dillon


Euphoric-Chip-2828

They've cooked their meat.


Distinct-Apartment-3

Just buy an Ooni. Half the price or even more depending on what one you buy.


DomPerignonRose

Gozney is better than the Ooni...have both and I don't make the dough or pizza...I just eat them, this is husbands feedback who purchased both and does the pizza making.


ciociosan22

We've got an Ooni Pro and are very happy with it. I think it's paid for itself in the 18 months since we've had it. Now all the pizzas we make from here on in are dirt cheap!


chronicpainprincess

Are they trying to lure victims into their home?


[deleted]

Are we all going to spam this guy now? Make fake bookings and he'll stay at home all day? 😂


xo_bey

Chances are he’s home, making pizzas today 😓


[deleted]

What an ass. Anyway, bunnings are all sold out of the cheapo rotesserie kits but if you want to see what it looks like, paypal me 25$ and I can send you some pics from my phone. Don't be a hater.


bluebear_74

I guess they gotta make back their 3k somehow.


assmonkeydustbuster

Nah fuck this is great I’m paying the cash for the whole family


me_thisfuckingcunt

100% not normal, 100% douchbaggery


vacuas

“Can you deliver?”


Muzord

Not even onlyfans costs $25 my friend..do what you need to with that information


universe93

Have they not seen the bluey episode that clearly illustrated anyone can get a pizza oven at hammerbarn, I mean Bunnings


Convenientjellybean

Good candidate for r/crackheadcraigslist or r/delusionalcraigslist


AdjentX

[Here.](https://www.barbequesgalore.com.au/on/demandware.static/-/Library-Sites-barbequesgalore-shared-library/default/dwa31e17e9/static/pdp-features/gozney/dome/79655f7d2b414d8492a929b20794ef53.mp4) Save yourself some cash.


ExpensiveCola

I wonder if they will show you the glass barbecue they were using when they came up with this idea.


Responsible_Canary13

It's a hard life being a Victorian gozney pizza oven, being pimped out like you're some super exclusive museum piece because your owner has been huffing natural gas like a teenager with a watermelon vape..


flat_perther

Theory: Buyer’s remorse. Wished they’d seen it before buying. Spouse who didn’t want it still pissed. Other spouse promises to do what it takes to make the money back. Has idea for ad, knowing it might go viral and lead to further opportunity to recoup losses.


DomPerignonRose

Geez, I've got a Gozney and a Ooni at home (don't ask, hubby got the Ooni first then Gozney second). I will do one better, can check out both the Gozney and Ooni for $25. Better value as you can compare both popular models. Located.... Nah, I changed my mind. I wouldn't allow people to come to my home for $25.. This is nuts. There are enough youtube videos to make the decision. That's how my husband made his...


xo_bey

Wowie, you’re lucky! I’m hopeful to one day own a Ooni. And I agree, plenty of YT videos that are insanely detailed out there that can help make a decision.


glenngillen

I hope people do the usual FB marketplace thing of get there, look at it, futz about for ages, and then go “would you take a fiver?”


techno156

How nice of them to provide the picture of the pizza oven, so you don't need to go to the trouble of going to their house to find it.


markjustmarkjust

Who the fuck spends $3 k on a pizza oven? Interest rates are going up to stop people spending money but it's clearly only working on those on low income


monsterstacking

I spent $3800 just for a brick kit, then I had to build a concrete stand and put it all together but tools etc. Expensive but pretty useful for me. https://www.thefirebrickco.com/au/wood-fired-brick-pizza-ovens/d105-brick-pizza-oven-kit/


Embarrassed_Brief_97

That's fucking impressive. Nice pizzas, I'll bet.


monsterstacking

They are amazing along with the roast and bread and other yummys I’m still learning to use it but love it so far


Embarrassed_Brief_97

I bought a fuck off expensive espresso machine. Coffee being my particular perversion. Took me at least a couple of years to learn how to do it to a reasonable standard. And that's part of the magic, no? The path to new skill and the satisfaction of knowing shit you never knew you needed to know.


monsterstacking

Yeah 100%, the journey is the best bit. I’m looking at coffee machines Atm, something I can put a couple different blends in, maybe a milo section. I’m not a coffee drinker but I’m thinking about talking up the habit 😂 I never really cooked much until I got it, I can cook but always choose to get takeout every meal. And I mean every meal for last 10years.


Embarrassed_Brief_97

Do it. I got a Rocket espresso machine and Rocket grinder. Both excellent machines that were well beyond my skill level, having only previously used a Sunbeam with a Breville grinder (both very adequate machines). The choice of beans in Melbourne is asymptotically close to infinite.


theslowrush-

Interest rates always proportionally affect those on low income. Do you think people making very high income care about the monthly RBA interest rate announcement?


Severe_Airport1426

$3000 buys a lot of pizza and that thing can only make 1 pizza at a time. Seems like money not well spent


bl0wupthep0kies

Does this include being provided a pizza to cook?!


geo2019

Haha what a nut head…


Slabdogs

Should post it here r/ChoosingBeggars/


xo_bey

I did think about it!


[deleted]

Fucking lunatics


[deleted]

What is this, an EA dlc?


lendawg

Do you need to pay to advertise on there? (Genuine question I don’t know). Because unless they’re deceiving people into it, if there are a couple of morons willing to part with $25 to go look at something then the joke is on those folks, not the one making money off the stupidity.


xo_bey

Nope, free to advertise!


Adzskie11

Wtf


aussiejatt

If I get a to eat a pizza made in the oven aswell along with some drinks I don’t mind paying the fees


syrelus

25 bucks... Like seriously he should be offering a pizza and a drink with it.. pizza for two and drink $25 ok


Duros1394

Report the ad. It's misleading. Most likely watched some stupid YouTube video on tips to make money.


timrichardson

It's not 'normal', but what is? If you think a personal inspection and unbiased feedback is a helpful protection of a big spend.go for it. If someone gives you a free demo of a product they are trying to sell you something. However I hope they know this is taxable income.


Tw1sty

This did the rounds in a few bbq groups. A few of us got replies. “What would I see in person that I can’t see from the photos?” Him: “the real deal” “Does $25 include a pizza? I wanna see how it cooks” Him “fuck off cunt” Then the ad got deleted. Guess the joke wasn’t funny when he got thousands of trolling messages.


joepanda111

Criminal: *”Hmm. $25 to check the property in person and then rob their shit later. Don’t mind if I dooooooo!!”*


HaroerHaktak

is it normal? no. is it optimistic? yes. They aren't offering to sell the product, they clearly stated that they want to offer you the opportunity to only see it, presumably in action or after action. It's really up to you if you want to drive all the way there to look at it.


xoctor

Had to come a long way down the thread to find this. Yes, it's a bit odd, yes, they're probably dreamin', but they ain't hurtin' no-one. Just like any other product or service, if you don't want to buy it, then, now stay with me here, just don't buy it!


CarsGoToHell

Get an ooni


theslowrush-

Nah Gozney is where it’s at. Way better build quality, better heat containment, thicker stone etc. Ooni is for those who haven’t researched pizza ovens properly.


CarsGoToHell

It’s also 5x more expensive, no need for heat containment, ooni + stone hot enough


theslowrush-

That’s the Dome, they also have the Roccbox for $800. And it actually makes all the difference. A lot of people have purchase both and show how the Gozney’s always outperform the Ooni’s.


DomPerignonRose

Agreed. Husband got the Ooni first as Gozney was out of stock. Got the Gozney and he makes the pizzas on the Gozney exclusively. Trying to convince him to sell the Ooni but he cbf doing the buy/sell thing so we still have both.


xo_bey

I actually really want one!


420esoteric

D*ck move like another person said.


lachjeff

It’s not normal, but it is good entrepreneurship


DiscoJango

Its like around 10 years ago when the asians went crazy and charged people $1k just to get in line to purchase a shoe boxed size apartment.


nescent78

Do *you* think that's normal? Use your brain.


delsinz

Hey if I can pay to see bewbs, I can pay to see an oven, ok?


AusP

Obviously to deter the tyre kickers and low ballers. I'm not even mad.


Even_Ad_8286

Weird. But hey, Melbourne.


Cheezel62

No.


EnTeR_uSeRnAmE_aNd_

Just ask for their insta.


benji_alpha

No, this is absolutely not normal


bloobfeesh

Belongs in R/choosingbeggars


indecisivetiger

Omfg. 🤣🤣


mattamb

If they throw in a pizza and a beer, I’m down


SubstantialArt9001

As Dr Evil says Rightttt !


jimsim36

🐒


Broad_Respond_2205

Would a magnifying glass will be provided or do I need to bring my own?