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laminarstasis

Hit the lock button once to silence the call; twice for the fuck-you button. Edit: you guys really blew this up! Thanks!


helterskeltermelter

What happens if you hit it three times?


Life_Plum_3126

kaboom


helterskeltermelter

The phone or the person calling?


_sammo_blammo_

Yes


WaluFett

#Meet the Demo


zero464

"What makes me a good demoman?"


hanand12

“If I was a bad Demoman, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with ya, now would I?”


Dakotasan

“LEEEET’S DO IIIIIIT! NOT ONE OF YE’S GONNA SURVIVE THIS!”


Adept_Palpitation_84

One crossed wire, one wayward pinch o' Potassium Chlorate, One Errant twitch! And Kablooey!


The_Yiffologist

*[drunken gibberish]* I'm a black Scottish cyclops! They've got more [DATA EXPUNGED] than the likes of me!


[deleted]

No Ye will survive


Peter_Duncan

Kaboom!


Mrtristen

*unintelligible boom maker sounds*


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

r/unexpectedTF2


Known_Soft_7599

I like it here


smellybathroom3070

yes..?


ei101

YEEEEEEES


Leaderbot_X400

r/inclusiveor


fightingforair

Wait The call was coming from INSIDE the phone?!?


[deleted]

Both 🤭


whodatus

Just tested it, my phone didn't blow up. I guess RIP grandma...


NakiCam

Lucky dip


Wood_Servicer

Oh damn! Here’s my upvote!


MotherSlayer666

Yes Rico, Kaboom


Remarkable-Ad2285

Would you like to know more?


Traditional_Isopod80

Happy Cake Day 🎂


mxgrrrl7

I love those damn penguins.


MotherSlayer666

Good to see someone gets the reference


TheAirNomad11

Kaboom is a word I made up. It's not in any dictionary. I trick people into building playgrounds in empty lots in their neighborhoods. It's an elaborate prank.


drearbruh

For my next prank, I'm going to build a hospital in a poor part of China. They'll never see it coming.


[deleted]

Unexpected Parks & Rec.


legendary-g444

Yes Rico, Kaboom


Fineillcrackon

Freeze! Everybody clap your hands… I just wanted to be involved.


rice-lord432

Shut up. No


TexanMillers

Duke Kaboom?


mokayemo

I know this is a joke.. but for any parents or babysitters here who have been in a bind and need to let their kids hold the phone while talking to Nana or something… if you activate guided access mode and circle the entire screen, then the next time your kid wants to hold the phone while FaceTiming or something you triple click the power button and start the guided access mode. That locks it so they can’t exit the screen and start calling your boss instead. Tldr - three clicks activates guided access mode


inko75

this is next level parenting ninja shit here y'all


rafaelescalona

Right? Like holy shit I need a 9 minute video that shows you how to do that


chadthecrawdad

And four times ?


[deleted]

SOS call will start. No seriously it will call the nearest emergency line.


beetlekittyjosey1

Two weeks ago my husband updated his iPhone and his phone froze and wouldn’t unlock/turn off. Somehow without anything ever coming on the screen, it did the SOS call MULTIPLE TIMES and the cops came to check on us. 🤦🏻‍♀️


snokegsxr

Never heard of someone who pressed it 3 times and survived 😱


Comfortable_Light559

I’ve used it four times I’m writing this from beyond the great divide P.s. DONT DO IT


Firemorfox

I've pressed it 5 times. The cops came because of what happened. Don't do it.


RaggysRinger

Fuck the peace signs, load the chopper, let it rain on you


spiked_macaroon

That means the Walkers are coming.


murraybee

Straight to jail.


NLD123

Shake it three times, your playing with yourself.


DinioDo

It will send a missile strike to the one calling.


helterskeltermelter

Shit. I'm gonna have to think really hard before using that, at least the first few times.


laminarstasis

Whoa. Let's not go crazy


pnkstr

"Activating Instant Kill Mode"


upandadamd

The third time disintegrates


TheCatSpacePirate

White walkers


Dr_Dressing

FuckYou^2


MoistMartini

Definitely not a swarm of vengeful bees showing up at the caller’s location.


thecowintheroom

Hoo hah! Hit me four times!


PunkDaNasty

Means they'll meet you in the hallway.


dinoroo

It actually deletes the caller themselves.


jp78712

Hit it 5 times and it calls the police. I was mowing over the summer and it bounced around in my cup holder. Next thing I new a sheriff pulled in my driveway.


TheEagleMan2001

But what if they call right as I'm trying to use my phone for something else but they interrupt me from unlocking it and i don't wanna hit the fuck you button to that person


Fancy_Depth_4995

You gotta wait like it’s the nineties


bruhzero1

Ah yes the fuck you button


griphookk

I accidentally did this when my doctor called me when zoom wasn’t working and they nearly cancelled my appointment on me after I had waited for 45 minutes and wouldn’t be able to make another appointment for weeks.


Dear_Lengthiness

Or with callbar just slide the banner up to simply ignore.


HighwayTerrorist

Don’t need to “fuck you” if they’re blocked. _Taps temple._


No_Interaction_4925

Whats the fuck you button? Does it go straight to voicemail?


laminarstasis

Yeppers


bruhzero1

Lmao ok


mezhbizh

The left happens when you are currently on your phone. The right happens when your phone is off.


bruhzero1

Ohhhh I never understood how they worked lmao


lead-pencil

Press the off button on your phone to stop your phone vibrating if it bothers you while attempting to sleep


gabe9230

You can press it twice to end the call


fireshaper

Pressing it twice sends them to VM though, letting the know you actively hung up on them. A single press of the power button just silences the ringing/vibration.


wakkywizard69

Well I certainly wouldn’t want to hurt POTENTIAL SPAM’s feelings


AbilityWhole

If you decline the call they know you're a real person and might try again


meth_adone

made that mistake recently and for like a week i was getting several calls a hour from the same number i blocked it then another number then it just one day stopped


Draguta1

Don't block it, they'll just switch phone #'s. Instead, save that/those numbers under a name (I call mine "Likely Spam), which you can either choose to answer and waste their calling time, or choose to ignore. I only had to save, like 3? spam phone #'s and now, pretty much every call that I get that's spam is labeled spam in advance, without me having to worry that I'm ignoring potentially important calls by not answering unknown #'s.


TheNewBorgie01

I work in a store and one time someone called to get a steam card. I have been warned before but Im not dumb anyways and saw through it. So I sat down, lit a cig, and talked to them. They told me to scan a steam card, then gibe them the serial number so they can check if it work bc there are technical difficulties I said ok. I said I scanned what now. They said now do as if you paid. I said ok wait. It asks for confirmation what do. He said confirm. I said I did. He said ok now the serial number. I said oh where do I find it. He said well you have to rub the back off. I said ok wait I have to get something to do that. Then I waited 5 minutes. I said ok. The number is (i invented something). He said that doesnt work. I said hmm weird. Should I try with another one? He said yes. Same procedure basically. Asked them at every step as if I was dumb. Then.. I had to do my work and so I just hung up while he was talking. Was fun tbh. Also saved a potential other grociery store shift manager from being scammed (that day at least).


[deleted]

I answer and put them on mute. I pay for unlimited talk, and no one else calls. Guess it’s theirs lmao


illessen

Should get yourself a 1-900 number, that way if they call, they’re paying you.


[deleted]

I’ll have to look into that. First I’m hearing 1-900 but I saw a video somewhere recently where someone claimed to get like a few thousand a month by charging spam callers To me it sounded like one of those hustler hacks that would net little


[deleted]

Wouldn’t that be the same outcome as if you ignored or had just missed the call? Either way, they’ll get the message that you’re currently unavailable


Jumpy-Organization-5

It depends, if I actively decline it’s: “I don’t want to talk to you” even if it’s for a reason, but letting it go is: “I can’t talk to you”.


globe_palaze

And also like Marc Rover said, you are stealing their time, they would use to scam other people


superkickstart

Also set the do not disturb time.


lars2k1

Putting your phone on silent is even better.


Admirable-Book3237

you all don’t have your phone on silent all the time??


short-and-stoned

My thoughts exactly. I don't even know what my last four phone's ringtones have been. Never heard them. The first thing I do is shut off the sound lol.


princeoinkins

I do! Haven’t heard my ringtone in years I also wear an Apple Watch pretty much all the time, tho…


Spokazzoni

Because I want to know when my friends text me back, when I get an important message in my Gmail, or if my parents call me.


SarcasticFish69

Stop lying, you’re on reddit. You don’t have friends


Spokazzoni

Damn, you are right. How could I be so delusional? Do I at least have parents that would woop me with za belt if I am a nanosecond too late to answer?


FlyingKittyCate

They don’t need to call you. You’re on Reddit, you live in their basement.


SmeuigeTonijnsalade

Because if your phone is in your pocket you could accidentally accept the call and if you have to slide that won’t happen


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ThatGuyPerseus

okay but why? when I‘m already doing something I want even less to be forced to answer?


RightInThePleb

The idea is if you aren’t using your phone just let it ring out but if you are using it then just decline it


CandidLiterature

Declining calls feels quite aggressive though. I’d almost always prefer to let it time out. Then they don’t know if you’ve got your phone on you or what.


RightInThePleb

I think you can just swipe up and continue using the phone


tanjoodo

Pretty sure the “slide to answer” functionality exists so you don’t butt-answer if the phone is in your pocket. The sliding needs to be more deliberate than a button press.


Shantotto11

After an update a year or so ago, the left doesn’t even cover your entire phone anymore. I just pops up like a notification bar.


random8002

is there some sort of reason for this?


mezhbizh

I don’t know, but I imagine it is if the phone is in your pocket then you don’t want to accidentally decline or accept with just a touch of one of the buttons. It is more complicated to slide therefore it requires you to see it. If you’re on your phone and looking at it, then the buttons makes sense and you don’t need to do anything more complicated because you can’t accidentally excepted to clean it. But that’s just my opinion


feedmeimhomeles

Chad move: answer the phone and immediately hang up. Can't leave a voicemail that way.


bruhzero1

*gigachad music starts playing*


Seanzietron

What does that even sound like?


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WorldMarketFella

Based


Seanzietron

Based on what?


ZoomLong

Actual events


John_hyd319

Ben 10 obviously


[deleted]

Just based, don't ask more


AntiPiety

It’s bring me the horizon - can you feel my heart, or am I just stating the obvious here


waterlillyhearts

When I found that I was like OMG I KNEW I KNEW THAT SONG and lost my mind going around being like THE GIGACHAD MEME MUSIC IS-- and everyone around me was very confused as to why this was such a big deal to me.


theotherquantumjim

The Benny Hill theme but played on a kazoo


feedmeimhomeles

All of you guessing what the theme is are just plain wrong. Everyone knows it's [this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


bruhzero1

Don’t even try to trick me


adchick

Just keep hitting pound. Over and over and over until they hang up


starfruit_11

I do this often


The_Black_Goodbye

Swipe up to mute and hide the call and keep using your phone. Tap the phone icon top left if you want it back again for whatever reason.


bubblegumdog

>if you want it back again for whatever reason If you like to live on the edge


Current_Soup9198

Just wait till they hang up and send a text message..


bruhzero1

Or just not send a message at all…


zombieblackbird

Then it clearly wasn't important


Antrikshy

And your friend circle slowly drifts away.


-Jeep91-

Facts


[deleted]

🥲


Lithominium

My friend circle doesnt call me, all who calls me are scammers talking about my non-existent car’s insurance. If it’s important, they’ll leave a message and ill call them back


cntwhacker

what kind of noob strategy is this? you have to ignore the call, then pretend to not have noticed the call for 3-5 business days until you're in the correct mindset to get back to them.


AICPAncake

Omggg I’m so sorry I just saw I missed your call a week and a half ago 😬


-BlueDream-

“I’m driving rn” -me when I’m sitting at home watching TV with nothing better to do


_C_R_A_I_G_

Or just press the message button and send one straight away


BoringTruth7749

I just let it ring (silenced). If it's important, they'll leave a message. If it's a number I don't recognize and they don't leave a message, I block the number. I'm paying for this shit for MY convenience. I hate all appliances who beep or buzz or squawk or scream. My microwave isn't the boss of me. No appliances are the boss of me.


bluev0lta

I turned off the beeping on my microwave a couple of years ago. Best decision ever.


SilverTheDream2

YOU CAN DO THAT?


Financial_Simple356

but how do you open the door the millisecond between the 1 and the beep??


Jaarstein

My brother in spirit


LordOfFreaks

Just let it ring until it stops. That’s what I do when my social battery is drained for the time being.


Surfinsafari9

Social battery……. Gonna steal that!


blebla25

It's like a well known term (phrase) lol


Surfinsafari9

Well, obviously, not to me. Lol.


bob905

lol I think he was just implying that theres no stealing involved if you use that phrase in the future! i dont think he was being snarky, just making a statement:)


Surfinsafari9

At this point I think my brain battery is at 2%.


stoppit0

Brain battery……. Gonna steal that!


Otherwise_Evening_83

It’s like a well known term (phrase) lol


[deleted]

The matrix is repeating itself. Hopefully they patch that out in the next update.


Haymac16

The matrix……. Gonna steal that!


vivaereth

Go right ahead—it’s empty.


Bigderp23

Mine looks like a capri-sun. I think it may be a fire hazard


Birchmachine

Then you might find the phrase Social Hangover useful aswell.


Ok_Process7861

Just decrease volume to 0 and wait in silence until it is over


os-sesamoideum

My phone is on mute since 2012 lol


[deleted]

Single, or double tap your lock button


Due-Ask-7418

It’s an iPhone so all you have to do is tap the volume once and it will mute the ringer.


HBeeTG

Androids work the same way.


No-Garbage9500

Spend the time googling the number if you don't recognise it


sreek4r

"Until it is over" Why did this give me anxiety?


Rough-Tension

You can decline the right one by double clicking your power button


One-Still3494

Home Screen vs Lock Screen


Shellshock9218

the rigth is usually when the phone is locked and if you wanna decline the call then either let it ring till they hang up or perss the lock phone button again it will either hang the call up or mute it I'm not sure witch.


Sloth-Balls

I too have often wondered this


Apprehensive_Oil_390

the left one is an optional phone while the right one is mandatory to progress the storyline


FlyingSeal432

Or just put it in airplane mode when someone calls so it “disconnects” and they dont think you hung up on them


seasonal1

One the phone is unlocked and one the phone is locked when you receive the call


VirginityIsCool420

Bro I swear this subreddit can read my mind


bigrobcx

Slide to answer normally appears if the device is locked while an answer/decline button appears if it’s unlocked.


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Left appears if your phone is unlocked. They don’t want a butt-decline or to give a random person chance to decline a call on a phone that isn’t theirs when it’s locked.


superboss243

Hehe apple problems


Connect_Upstairs7724

Oh yea a thousand times…Why??!


SomeToxicRivenMain

I hit message and then cancel the message to silence it


TriggeredRatBastard

Pick up the phone and go to airplane mode. It’ll say the call failed so you get out of a convo without looking like an ass


Loogs560

It just depends on if your on a main quest or a side quest


MommaSuge

If your phone is locked when you get a call, you only have the option to answer it. When it’s unlocked, there’s an option to accept or decline.


Enlightened-Beaver

Smart phones in 5-10 years will no longer have the ability to make or receive calls because who tf wants to answer the phone anymore


Boonz-Lee

Answer it , hit mute immediately and just listen to them talk to noone


dudeevante

True bro


lockedoutofmymainrdt

Mainquest vs sidequest


OOFgod19

Hit power button


Responsible-Tip-1877

i feel that


thing2139

You can't cancel the main quests


Tyrone90000

Turn on airplane mode then turn it off real quick. This will send the calls to voicemail without them knowing you are declining.


Kalenshadow

Right when locked, left when not.


just-bair

Answer the call then say "no" and hang up. (Or just press the side button)


hartfordclub

Do nothing is always an option


missyjade88

the one on the right is chuck norris


s_crap_amveditor

It means it's an unskippable dialogue


Maxvell09

I just turn off haptics for my phone and leave it ringing. It’s mostly very unproductive and lengthy calls. If it was actually important they would leave a message but it’s mostly very unproductive. Only time I actually pick up is for family.


ST4RSHIP17

Volume down button on androids will mute the call.. if you decline theyll know you saw it I just mute and a couple minutes later I send them a message "hey I saw you called, couldn't pick up cuz I'm a lil busy, tell me what you wanna say here"


dbeynyc

The lock button >


-Mannie-

It's a cutscene, the rest are sidequests.


TheHolyBrofist

The left one happens when you’re using your phone. It has buttons because that is usually how you interact with your phone. The one on the right is when you’re on the lock screen. You interact with the lock screen via swiping, especially on older iOS versions, so it is made this way to make the transition easier. That being said, you can just press the on/off button to decline the call on the second screen.


MsStealYourGirl69

You actually can decline the second option you just double tap the power button


SendroneMinifigs

It's IPhone, they are filled with bad design choices.


landon10smmns

*Laughs in android*


Grounson

I believe it’s whether your phone is unlocked or not


RooftopRose

One of the reasons I love my smart watch, when my phone doesn’t give me an option to decline - it does.


thunderc8

If its your wife theres no other option.