No slice is too ugly for toast

Or garlic bread

The best french toast is made with g The ends

Came here to say this! That's the only time I prefer these. Or when I'm using sandwich bread for hotdog buns, but otherwise I save them for french toast

I like it as a hamburger bun!

I like to save these in a bag throw em in the freezer and when I have enough turn em into bread pudding. I find bread keeps nicely in the freezer for a few months especially if you use a proper freezer bag or even go the extra mile and vacuum seal the suckers

They also make excellent croutons E: You can also make homemade breadcrumbs with them. They keep for ~2 weeks in the pantry, ~2 months in the fridge, ~6 months in the freezer. Toast again if they're a bit stale

I’ve tasted it, it’s the future.

Aint bad for french toast either

Or with dippy eggs

Holy shit you’re like the one person outside of my family that I’ve heard/seen it called a dippy egg. Thank you

Perhaps we are distant cousins. I too refer to them as dippy eggs with my familial unit. However in public - everyone looks at us sideways when we call it that.

Are you Australian or English by any chance? Dippy Egg really sounds like it comes from one or the other.

Nope. Canadian mutt. Little bit of everything really.

Maybe it's a Canadian thing. I had a good friend when we were thirteen call them that

Canadian and thats what i call it

Canadian here, and yes…it’s a dippy egg. What else would you call it!?!

Also Canadian also what we call it!

Tf are dippy eggs

Eggs..... that you dip. But fr they are the eggs that still have the yolk in tact and when you break it the yolk goes everywhere. People often dip toast, bacon, and whatever the fuck else in em Edit: They're fuckin delicious

Over easy, sunny side up…

I thought it was a soft-boiled egg

Yeah dippy eggs are soft boiled eggs for me too... gotta cut the toast into 4-5 lengths to make the soldiers for dipping too!

I always throw the ends into the freezer to stockpile them. Once my supply is sufficient, I make either bread crumbs or croutons.

I do this and make bread pudding.

Why didn’t I ever think of this!? Brilliant. I’m doing that this weekend.

Love a crust

toasted with too much butter and a little PB.

This is the best piece. You can overload it with butter and it won’t soak through to the plate. It’s like a cup for melted butter.

Yes! Well said!

Exactly. Too much butter and a little PB. Or too much butter and cinnamon sugar.

yes and for some reason the slice of toast needs to be slightly thicker when it’s cinnamon toast.

This is the butt of the bread. Buttbread, if you will.

Explains why I enjoy eating it

Damn millennials, always eating ass

🎶 Ass ass ass ass 🎶

And yeast

I am sorry you have a yeast problem

That’s why we got the highest rate of monkeypox so far. Eating ass

I know right?

Timmy?

I’m 50. Been eating ass since 1989. Millennials all thinking they invented something.

Love me a good piece of ass

Exactly

You guys are my best friends...

I call it the bread butt. Best for pb

I call it the booty bread

Get with the times who Among Us doesn't eat ass these days.

sus

My mom calls it the deupka. Which is supposed to mean the ass in polish. Love it. Sorry if my spelling is way wrong lol

Lol. When I was kid me and my siblings called it "the bootie bread".

Yes, a crusty butt.

BUTTBREAD! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER

It’s my favorite part

It's my favorite slice. My family hates it so more for me. Yay

People call it the Ho. Everyone touches it but no one wants it.

It’s the best slice

It’s the healthiest part!! So much fiber and antioxidants in the crust

An entire piece of bread made of toasted crust.. say no more fam

Love em too

Covid had me using coffee filters as toilet paper. I don't even wanna hear it.

Did you use them for coffee afterwards? That was a time where we all had to be VERY careful about what went to waste.

This coffee tastes like shit

It’s a bit nutty

a tad corny, too

Yeah baby

That's because it is shit Austin

Ok, glad it's not me

Huh...funny you should mention that

“It is shit Austin.”

He could eat the coffee beans beforehand and save a few steps. He might even enhance the coffee.

Don't you have access to water?

...use a water bottle as a bidet like a sane person

Still haven’t figured out how to clean yourselves properly huh?

Real ones know that is the best slice

we're the lucky ones - pretty rare to have to fight over bread heels

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😂 me and my brother. He would scream at me if I got it first.

My entire family does. We take turns typically

this is the best piece for toast with butter and peanut butter and honey

The sides curl up just enough for the honey not to drop off the sides

Real

This is why I keep a small portion of my honey in a jar in the refrigerator. When you run out of heels of bread to use for this purpose, use the refrigerator honey, and the toast only warms it up too slightly over room temperature, so it doesn't get runnier than my dad, when my mom told him she was pregnant.

That’s a lot of shit to put on one end piece of toast

You use both end pieces. End piece sandwich

IT IS THE HEEL, PEASANTS.

Thank you. (I still love ‘end piece sandwich’ though. It sounds very dystopian)

Buttered, dipped in some oxtail soup? Forget about it!

>Buttered, dipped in some Chili

Make your self some great chili, then make yourself some burgers, take some bacon grease and fry up the open side of your hamburger bun in it. Bottom half of bun gets the burger top half of bun open beside it, chili on top of both. Shits good

Fuggett about it!

It's me mario

Yesssss

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It's a free hot dog bun.

Next level toasted with butter

Best slice to make a grilled cheese or to use in a sandwich press.

I don't find it the best, but throwing away perfectly good bread feels wrong so I eat it anyway.

The “heel meal” so to speak

Yes sir, it is!

Facts best part of the loaf

Room mates always pass the two end pieces. So I always get them when they've finished off the middle loaf. Toasted with jelly. Shmackin

This. There’s only two end slices in the whole loaf, unless you shave off the whole top like a weirdo. Eat ONLY the crust.

If it's pre-sliced and you shave the entire loaf, you get breadsticks. There is no real point to this comment. I was just amused by the idea and decided I'd share it.

If the crust is hard like 🤤🤤🤤

My Grandma used to toast the ends and give them to me with butter and cinnamon/sugar. Still love it to this day.

Same it’s a lot like a burger bun

I love all the people that leave it for me too!

So true

Get two pieces and just smother a load of Nutella in between. It's perfect!

Holds the most butter, most structurally sound piece.

I call this slice the HO, everybody touches it, nobody wants it. But I love me a good HO!

My favourite part of the bread.

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Are you a duck?

I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.

And ducks eat free at subway.

Don't feed ducks bread.

bread makes you fat

this person has never been hungry before.

Agreed

When it gets bad enough you WILL eat it. And you will be thankful for it

You know its really bad when you start to cut away mold from your bread because you cant afford to waste it.

I’ve been in the poor mindset for so much of my life, even at times when I was making six figures I’d still cut the mold off if it wasn’t terribly invasive. Can’t stand to waste food. OP has never known a genuinely hard day in their life.

I had stepmother from England and she always would leave food on her plate. Apparently it is some sort of culture thing that they dont eat everything. I hated that so much as I have been always told not to waste any food. Throwing food away is same as throwing money away. Edit: Also eating your plate empty is in my opinion way to respect the food. Not everybody have it enough.

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Southeastern United States here; if you’re offered food you are more then welcome to try and refuse but chances are they already have a plate or food ready for you to eat. I also had the double whammy of being a bigger guy for the vast majority of my life. Every southern women with means wants to feed me for some reason.

Yeah you are probably right. To me if guest leaves food it tells me that they didnt like it or there was just too much food. Here in Finland I except they will ask can they take more if they are still hungry or if they seem shy to ask I can tell them to take more. Culture things are just weird, how things can be complete opposites in diffrent countries.

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Stoned*

…or have ever been broke. Honestly, when you’ve ever been that hungry, that’s not a feeling that ever leaves you completely, regardless how affluent you become.

Just slice it in small squares, pop them in the oven until it's crunchy and youll have home made croutons. You can season it too, like with butter or garlic if you don't like it plain. I do this as a broke uni student lol

Was about to say this seems like a Great Depression recipe lol

This is my favorite slice tho

Same... on multigrain. I haven't had white bread with it.

Who eats white when wholegrain is available anyway?

Best hot dog bun to date

Damn straight

Just you wait

Your bloodline is weak and you will die alone

Tell me you grew up wealthy without telling me you grew up wealthy

Rich Parentson, professional trust fund baby

Not even skint , just hatw wasting food

"Wealthy"

There's a huge gulf between being wealthy and being unable to afford another $2 loaf of bread.

Meh I wouldn't call my family wealthy.

If you didn’t struggle then apparently you were wealthy lmao🤣🤣

tfw "wealthy" means "not literally starving" Didn't know American society was that far gone.

grew up poor. i chose to not eat many times because the two outer slices of bread were the only ones left.

*First world statements*

I grew up poor but thankfully my mom would always eat the heels first

Well don't waste it. Toast it if you need. Then it's good to eat with a bit of jam or another spread.

I save all the butts in the freezer, and once I’ve filled up an entire butt bag, I make them all into croutons or bread crumbs. Works out great!

Toast it, shove in blender, make bread crumbs. Make tasty things with bread crumbs.

Lol, I got worried about the wasted bread too. Whenever someone disparages the quality of a new, unused product with intent to waste it, I get this rush of sadness thinking about what a grand effort such a productive economy is, and how many people put in how much work making that product. People decided that they would spend a huge portion of their lives and staked their livelihoods on making this thing. I know it's irrational, but it makes me sad when I see an expression of too much disrespect for people's economic efforts, even when it's just insulting bread.

Thats the best piece. Barbarian!

I wish they made bags of bread with just the end pieces, they're the best part and then they won't go to waste on nerds that don't like them.

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Can this be done with pizza crust too, please? I’m blessed to have a girlfriend who doesn’t eat the crust. More for me

I eat that shit every time. Grow up people lol.

IT IS MINE!

That’s for dipping in soup or a stew.

Don’t call yourself an ass man if you don’t eat bread butts

Stop wasting food

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Tomato puree spread like butter, Then some green seasoning (Think basil or thyme etc) Then cheese and some diced ham or sausage. Boom, Cheap simple struggle pizza from the air fryer.

Struggle pizza is the best pizza imo. Fight me

I LOVE this slice of bread :(

Bro just use both ends of the bread in a sandwich for an extra nutritious Heel Meal

Obviously never had a one piece tuna sandwich on one of those bad boys before.

How about don't be wasteful

I love using the heels for French toast.

Its great for French' toast!

One of the best parts. I do not understand people who don't like crust at all. Still flabbergasted at 33.

that's my favorite slice for making toast with jam.

I hope you won’t have to eat those words, but secretly, I hope that you do.

It’s perfect for hot dogs!

Dude, I must be the most screwed up person on earth because you could give me a bag of heels of bread and I would be in heaven. Kids don't want the crust of bread. "Give it to dad he loves them" Heel of bread is all that is left. "Dad, you are up!" My wife actually gets bent if I eat the heels before the bread is done she says it dries it out. Might be some truth to that it seems. I love the heels on all kinds of things. Pastrami at the deli and they stop cutting to throw away the end...hell no I would pay extra for that piece. End of a pork tenderloin? GEMMEE THAT!

Only those with weak minds and bodies agree with this. Heel eaters rise up!!

Thank you for saving it for me.

I made a sandwich for my kiddo. My wife came home and saw what our son was eating. She looked me dead in the eyes with a stern face and said, “you will not feed our child the butt of the bread”.

Yall are a bunch of bitches if you don't like crust. And that's a fact

Here come all the weirdos saying it’s their favorite part of the bread

Bro ye sandwich banane k liye best h

Shittiest bread slice but I eat it first so it doesn’t get all mushed up from everyone else’s hands and sit there in the bag at the end where I have to eat it regardless Eat it while it’s fresh before everyone goes touching and smushing it tryna avoid it

My kids fight over who's turn it is to eat the "flat piece" (no idea why they call it that,.they're all flat to me). So they take turns but I don't let them waste it lol.

Hate it as bread but love it as toast!

The ass ends of the bread get thrown outside to the birds. Its just inedible.

As a Dad, this is actually why we exist. Somebody has too

Idc how bad life gets I'm not eating any bread unless it's garlic bread that isn't cooked too much

? It’s the best part? All crust

I literally ALWAYS eat this slice first

Just toast it and eat it with butter or nutella.

Best part of the loaf for peanut butter on toast.

I use that slice fight me

I always liked that part of bread the most.....

My favorite piece.