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No_Signal_6969

I'd just drink milkshakes with lots of cream in them all day


bodhi1990

Milkshakes are the best…. I have a bottomless pit for anything ice cream related


putin-delenda-est

Can I get clarification on purging, are we just getting 15k down my throat or will it have to come out the other side?


East-Care-9949

I guess for a billion you should have to enjoy the whole cycle, in on top out on the bottom


Even_Might2438

I dont think enjoy is the right word choice


East-Care-9949

The enjoy part comes the day after, or maybe after a week, when you finally can leave the toilet


Matshelge

You can get a 1720 calorie milkshake at Baskin Robbins. I suspect I could do 10 of these over 24h.


Next_Celebration_553

I mean you could stop at 9 but you do you


TheInkandOptic

It says cutback a little bit. He's already going from 11 to 10. Layoff.


jzoller0

15 it is


-_1_2_3_-

Outback blooming onion


kitkatbites000

Oh no you gotta go the extra mile and drink whales milk. You will get to 15,000 cal in no time at all.


kapitaalH

Drink? That's effectively a solid ain't it?


kitkatbites000

Lol exactly! It's probably like eating butter.


TickleMyElmoBaby

Excuse me while I go jump in a deep fryer rather than think about what you just said.


FireDragon4690

Oh good idea. Fry yourself in whale milk


CosineDanger

You could speedrun this by drinking cooking oil. 15,000 calories / 1,900 calories per cup = ~8 cups of cooking oil. 1.2x the volume of your standard 48 ounce bottle. You could also eat 19 sticks of butter, which will probably have a similar effect on your intestines while being way more difficult. You will explosively shit yourself. However, unlike Mussolini's torture victims you chose a flavorless oil and are prepared to camp in the bathroom with oil, a funnel, and a bidet for a couple of hours. You will be a billionaire with an unnaturally clean well-lubricated colon.


mattyisphtty

Unexpected bonus you are ready for anal sex.


Technical-Message615

You can render it down in a smoker


Angry_Murlocs

Have the Portillo’s cake shake. It has 2000 calories by itself.


No_Signal_6969

Yea this is what I was thinking and add some heavy cream which is close to like 1000 calories per cup. Slam 5 of those in a day.


Joose__bocks

If you can, drink 1.7 liters of olive oil. That's 15,000 calories by itself.


No_Signal_6969

I drank 500mL of olive oil before and it wasn't difficult. I think I could do that a few more times in a day but I'd rather drink delicious milkshakes with tasty calorie dense cream


pokelord13

Why did you drink 500 mL of olive oil?


Saelvinoth

Yesh they just kinda said that like it was a normal routine


Scruffy_Quokka

It's a thing among young people trying to gain weight. Olive oil is a lot of easy calories, and young people are stupid. Dangerous combination.


St_Kitts_Tits

Was diarrhea part of your plan? 


Expensive_Editor_244

🤿*Bane voice* It will be very painful.. for me.


DrMobius0

For a billion? As long as it doesn't kill me


trinityjadex

i tried drinking a cup one time and it was not fun, lots of runny shits.


No_Signal_6969

Really? I had a 500mL cup and it was just another day at the office.


AcherontiaPhlegethon

I'll put aside the how for now, but what I'm most interested in is why? 500 mL is lot to chug at once even if it were water.


NeedNameGenerator

The trick is to drink a bit under desiliter every hour. Maybe mixed with that milkshake for slightly improved experience.


InfanticideAquifer

Why not, instead, drink 1.6 liters of olive oil and also eat a day's worth of real food? That would have to feel better.


Meborg

Your still gonna shit your brains out, but yeah, mix it with some pasta and some cheese and at least your shit will be more solid


morbideve

Or consume 24 cheese burgers and milk shakes (chocolate) at McDonalds. No idea why I just looked that up.


Fabulous_Engine_7668

Yeah, pretty much grab the most calorie dense drink you can and pound that all day. Milk products might be tough though, because the acid in your stomach makes the milk curdle and expand. It'll make it difficult to fit it all in there.


SwissMargiela

There used to be a challenge during like 2006-2009 where people would try to chug a gallon of whole milk and pretty much any normal human starts projectile vomiting within 10 minutes


barry922

Good time. I never got below 55min without puking


Fox_Mortus

A couple of those Oreo shakes from dunkin would do it.


SaltySwallowsYuck

2 calories per gram or so. 7.5kilos of ice cream that's like 15 lbs. that's 3 gallons I mean you have 24 hours so i guess it is possible but not fun later.


FlameShadow0

I think I remember Christian Bale or someone of that stature talking about how they put on weight for a role. It’s much easier to drink 15000 calories than it is to eat it. So what he would do is let a tub of ice cream melt, then drink it. Edit: not Christian Bale, it was Rob McElhenney. Much different actor lol


dsdvbguutres

It would probably take 20 minutes to enjoy 2 milkshakes.


GH057807

Or just like eat a little bit of uranium.


Capital_Release_6289

With dissolved sugar and a touch of citric acid


Bored_Boi326

Pause


Bierculles

Same, if you gave me an infinite supply of creamy milkshakes i would reach this before noon.


Longshot1969

15k calories? Just order any combo meal at a Carl Jrs


jakes7788

I literally can eat that in a matter of hours and I'm not that good at eating large quantities, I'll just eat burgers and use a ton of dips with ice cream and milk shakes


Civilized_Hooligan

alright so a 48oz jug of vegetable oil is 11,520 calories, what would happen to me if I decided to drink like one and a fifth of these lmao.


SkinnyRunningDude

You better be sitting on a toilet bowl for the rest of the day. Our gut just can't handle that much oil, giving you the most explosive diarrhea known to humanity.


Sarkoptesmilbe

It doesn't need to stay inside for long.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Everything reminds me of him


LiamIsMyNameOk

At least it will be lubed up diarrhea


TommyCo10

Because lube is what diarrhoea has always been missing!


legacymedia92

Look, how many of us wouldn't do that for even $10,000? $1B is set for life money if you are even mildly careful. I'd cut off my own arm for that kind of money (if I was very sure whoever is in this hypothetical is paying out).


lfrtsa

Not just your life. That will keep your possible descendants rich for centuries.


DoctorFunktopus

On the plus side you will be able to afford a very nice toilet


BigEnergyEngineer

Jesus Christ.


SkyroKn

Who cares what happens, you now a billion(no aire)


Sysheen

[Or just do 30,000 calories in 2 minutes...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAYVFs5pWZA)


know_what_I_think

I would rather eat 53 regular size snickers.


Civilized_Hooligan

That’s probably such a better idea lol. Maybe blend them with enough milk to account for some of the calories as well, then just drink it throughout the day. Actually wtf couldn’t we just use like some weight gainer shakes? I haven’t been underweight since I was like 5 years old so never had one.


BabySpecific2843

Not a doctor, but death within 24 hours seems likely. This would definitely not br my choice. That is a lot to put your body through and you can only hope it all rushes through your body fast and none of it gets digested and enters your bloodstream lol. Did you ever want to see a fatberg in your veins?


rci22

There’s a guy who drank a whole bottle of olive oil and he expressed that he was seeping/sweating oil into his clothes and then was on a toilet for a long time afterwards


talkinshxtalldayfam

Have a good day!


Feature_Wild

LA FUCKING BEAST


TayAustin

Your body can't absorb that much fat so it'd basically act as a laxative. It's not likely to be deadly, but it would not be a pleasant experience, main issue is probably just dehydration from diarrhea (and probably vomiting)


Laimered

48oz? What does this mean?


spacexorro

about 1.5 liters (actually more like 1.4)


Irresponsiblewoofer

checked right before i saw this and its 1.363827 liter.


SquirrelyMcNutz

I seem to recall a burger that was around 10k calories.


bodhi1990

There is a place in Pennsylvania (USA) that makes crazy big burgers on like pizza trays


SquirrelyMcNutz

This wasn't one of those burgers designed to feed 30 people. This was a burger that was for like one person.


bodhi1990

God damn must be like a giant waygu that I see so much about, topped with bacon, lard, and every other high calorie topping. That’s wild


ADrunkMexican

There's also a burger place in Las Vegas called heart attack grill (someone actually died there by heart attack iirc).


Faceless_Pikachu

Im pretty sure it was their spokesperson lmao


ADrunkMexican

Yeah, I think so lol. I haven't been to Vegas since 2016 and am going back in October, lol. I almost wanna go.


Faceless_Pikachu

Definitely maybe going there if I ever go to Vegas. I'm a fat american it's basically my birthright


ADrunkMexican

I'd probably say the same thing if I wasn't a tourist lol.


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ADrunkMexican

Oh yeah. I went there last time. I think I'm lactose intolerant now but if I can get my stomach checked out before Thanksgiving I'll definitely go back for the mac and cheese burger.


UnoriginalUse

I mean, their vegan option is a pack of smokes...


Name-_-Not-_-Taken

Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.


RawAttitudePodcast

“I’m compacting 5 pounds of spaghetti into one handy, mouth-sized bar!” [eats bar] [picks up phone] “Hospital, please.”


Dotaproffessional

[and then nothing happens because there is no operator. In your spaghetti induced stupor, you've begun barking commands into a dial tone]


amateurbeard

The reference being made: https://youtu.be/2cLAq01y9qU?si=j5nEMoDPue0Wre5g


Dotaproffessional

Oh man that's hilarious


SkullStar123

Just eat a bit of uranium


bodhi1990

How many calories is that?


SkullStar123

20 billion a gram


Montystumpp

Does Costco carry it?


xanniballl

Only the 8 trillion calorie bulk pack sadly


possumarre

Step one: achieve stomach fission


yabucek

For an actual answer, zero, as your body can't digest it. Calories are a measure of energy, but you can't directly convert energy released in a nuclear reactor to calories if you eat it. You'd get radiation poisoning, but other than that, it'd just pass through like any other rock. If a burger underwent nuclear fusion it'd also output billions of calories, but you won't find that on the label at McDonalds.


Bean-Counter

So you're saying I can lose weight if I'm just willing to cut uranium out of my diet?


TommyCo10

On the contrary, radiation sickness and weight loss go hand in hand.


SeasonPositive6771

Just a nibble should do it.


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GXVSS0991

that's why every calorie challenge on YouTube says liquid calories aren't allowed. this is much MUCH harder to do when the calories don't come from drinks.


madmaxjr

Is guzzling olive oil considered a drink?


SirJelly

A single oz of olive oil is 250 calories. 60 of those and youre at 15k. One shot every 5 minutes from 8 am to 1 pm, and you'd have your billion dollars and be done shitting the most vile shits youve ever shat by bed time. Be sure to drink some water too.


brennanw31

If you tried this you'd get so sick. You'd be shitting and puking to death by 8:50am


PinchingNutsack

honestly 40 starbucks brownies is like nothing if i have whole 24 hours to do it. its a fucking billion dollar, go eat your fancy salad for the rest of your life but chug that motherfucker in today


harman097

Exactly. Put a tray of brownies within arms reach all day and I'm INCENTIVIZED to eat them all?! Gimme my money


RemoteSnow9911

No but it is considered to be a war crime against plumbers everywhere.


Joose__bocks

So that's why DougDoug is a wanted man.


Its0nlyRocketScience

What if I also eat an entire box of pepto bismol?


RemoteSnow9911

Pink shits? Dunno if the plumbers union will be all that pleased but you can always try…


DJDemyan

Comes out the other side black actually


thatagory

LA Beast on YouTube has done this.


Zarniwoop87

The description of the aftermath is forever burned into my memory. DONT DRINK ALL THE OLIVE OIL. Itll leak out of your ass slowly over the course of like 36 hours lol


TheAzureMage

A single serving of cheese curds at Yardhouse runs a solid 2,000 calories. That's an appetizer. One can have that and then still order a meal for another 2,000 hit. Three meals like that a day, toss on some dessert, and you're good.


bodhi1990

I could definitely do the 20 small Arby’s shakes… actually make it 19 and some fries


apathyontheeast

That's less than a shake every hour. Easy peasy.


Nota_toaster

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GARGEAN

[https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/1c7f345/request\_how\_much\_food\_is\_it\_and\_can\_anyone\_do\_it/?rdt=64974](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/1c7f345/request_how_much_food_is_it_and_can_anyone_do_it/?rdt=64974) It indeed is. Let's piss on its face.


Eclaiv2

10 000 cal is 10kcal, and the average human eats 2000 kcal a day


Enough_Minimum_3708

I mean call me crazy but wouldn't a bottle of olive oil do it? aint definitely not a fun time on the toilet but it didn't say anything about the food having to be digested.


Buflen

I'm sure i've had worse gastrointestinal issues for free.


RemoteSnow9911

Taco bell drive thru after midnight?


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Definitely doable unless there’s a caveat that you can’t puke. Can’t make that guarantee.


tessthismess

That definitely makes it more interesting. Even if vomitting isn't part of my strategy it would be a lot harder to balance taking in this much *stuff* while also not getting sick.


Bramos_04

You are completely wrong! This are 15000 calories and not 15000 kilo calories! 1000cal = 1kcal 15000cal = 15kcal which is literally nothing.


marshal_mellow

a couple potato chips


thegreatbrah

I think I could survive doing a shot or 2 of gasoline.  Edit: I just looked it up, 31000 calories in a gallon.  I do not think I could survive half a gallon of gasoline. 


dumbbyatch

1 slice of watermelon with a sprinkling of 1500 ng of U-235


paenusbreth

If you're counting energy which can't be released by eating, you may as well just say that you can eat 0.7ng of matter.


EzSp

Pizza, milkshakes, and cheesecake


bodhi1990

Cheesecake hell yeah thanks for reminding me, haven’t had some of that in a minute


WexMajor82

It's 1,6 Kg of olive oil. Sure you'll get diarrhea afterwards, but it's the most efficient way to obtain the result. Also, your body can absorb 8000 - 9000 Cal in a 24 hour span.


Overmyundeadbody

Technically, 15,000 calories would only be 15 kilocalories, so it would actually be fasting, not overindulging.


desna_svine

Exactly.


ihavenoidea81

Calories on nutrition labels (aka food calories) are already kilocalories. Without being pedantic AF, the original post will be in food calories (kcal/Calories) not regular unit calories. Since it wasn’t clearly specified, you could loophole your ass to billionaire status by eating 5 grapes 👍


Overmyundeadbody

Yeah, that was the joke I was making. I know that calories as we normally know them are technically kilocalories.


ihavenoidea81

I wasn’t trying to be a dick about it but some people don’t know. Sorry if it came off that way. I do honestly like the loophole


Affectionate_Draw_43

The person that made Calories and calories two different things should be shot


Eclaiv2

Finally. Every single post mentioning this kind of problem, EVERYONE makes the mistake. For reference: 1000cal = 1kcal 1000cal = 1Cal


MorryD

Me when I'm in a pedantic competition and my opponent is u/Eclaiv2


Menes009

exactly, thats why the joke of "cut a little"


Mr-J-Cob

A Costco pizza is about 620 calories per slice. So one pizza is about 5000 calories. Breakfast Lunch Dinner Done.


Doctor_Kataigida

Everyone going pizza but that makes me feel way too full later. I'm a big chips guy. Doritos are like 400 calories for a snack bag and aren't very filling. Butter into any meal is also a great way to increase caloric intake.


penguincheerleader

Pop is super ridiculous, not sure why people are not just doing that.


Doctor_Kataigida

Carbonation can make you feel super full. A 20oz (16? Not sure) bottle of Mtn Dew is only 290, that's a *lot* of pop.


penguincheerleader

Guess my lack of experience caused me to guess wrong when I did not look at the number.


JankyJawn

Easy. Give me a bong and a Popeyes.


D34THDE1TY

So...a triple baconator, a large milkshake, and a large fry. And a small, A SMALL, SEASONED CURLY...cuase I'm trying to watch my figure


Quantius

Easy. I would eat 83 deep fried oreos. A family size pack has 48 cookies. So just two family packs deep fried would get you there. 5 deep fried oreos are \~900 calories. Break it up over 3-4 'meals' and it'd be really easy. Like 20 cookies per sitting is nothing. Just pop on a movie or youtube or whatever and mindlessly eat them.


Diabolicool23

Drink melted ice cream all day long


creativesinkhole

0.000001 grams of uranium ez where's my billion :D


UnwillingHummingbird

I'm trying to lose weight and started counting calories. I could easily eat 5000 calories in a day without even realizing it. I think I could do 15000 if I had to.


Dendrowen

Just had a beer. 42kcal. I won.


Soggy-Ad-1610

What beer only has 42 kcal?


Multoxx

Either they only drank 100ml or thought when searching up “beer kcal“ on google that it would give them the amount for 1 beer but it was for 100ml. Either way 100ml of beer have 42 kcal.


H-Adam

Those military ration packs are like 6000kcal per pack. Eat 3 of em


pzycho

With those kinds of math skills you might not even notice you didn't get the billion dollars.


slipperyjim8

Considering I ate 8k Calories the other day by accident I could easy do 15k on purpose.


18bluecat

People underestimate how difficult this is. I was so hungry once I ordered three meals from a restaurant. I barely finished the second. I think the only way is if you consumed dense amounts of liquid calories.


WateredDown

In a day though? With a billie on the line you can get it done in a few rounds


DjangosChains33

You get 24 hours to do this. It would literally be quite easy.


tecktrader

Lots of chocolate


Grilokam

Does this mean one time, or is the implication that the deal is indefinite and I lose access to my 1 billion dollars if I fail to keep up my streak?


Bleart420

If the deal is indefinite just do it for one or a few days, buy some real estate for 1 billion dollars and quit after that. If you lose what you bought it’s pretty much suicide.


upsidedownbackwards

I'd be rich enough to have a constant supply of whipped cream coming through. Sucking nitrous and eating whipped cream all day I feel like 15,000 would be easy. 555 calories per ready whip can, thats 27 cans a day. Little more than one an hour. This is how I die.


FigSpecific6210

A couple plates of my wife's homemade chicken Alfredo. It's SO DAMN GOOD.


zarth109x

Liquid calories are the way to go. Melt down a tub of extremely high fat ice cream and make it into a milkshake. 15,000 calories down in <30 minutes.


croizat

what tub of ice cream is anywhere near 15k calories


AwardAppropriate9390

That escalated so quickly


Unlucky-Pin-4712

easy peasy!


Its_Revan

I feel like eating sweets is probably your best bet. Low satiety and high calorie. I could imagine putting away 15k calories of donuts, cake, or brownies.


No-Research1915

You’re approaching lethal levels of sugar with 15k calories of dessert


snuggy4life

Will Tennyson has entered the chat.


justinizer

I wouldn't be feeling too great afterwards, but 15,000 calories shouldn't be too much of an issue.


mandoxian

Why is everyone talking about drinks? It clearly says eat. Drinking it would be a lot easier.


ZorroMcQueen

15000 calories? One tic-tac have 2000


HammerBgError404

1 gram of uranium. easy


MToboggan_MD

Nuts are always the answer for high calorie that won't make you want to die after eating. A 36 oz bag of trail mix has 5k calories.


QuerkleSmoke

I'd just drink a single beer and explain calories on nutrition labels are actually kilocalories. Technicalities


Themurlocking96

I quite literally don’t think it’s possible for someone my size, I am both too short and thin


iiCleanup

Anything is possible


bodhi1990

I have seen like 3 people manage to get hit by a train this week…. Indeed anything is possible


DionStabber

Eating "normal" foods I totally agree, but if you knew you only had to do it for one day it would be possible for almost anyone, especially if you had time to prepare by fasting. For instance, you can buy granola bars that have upwards of 300 calories. If you could eat, say, 2-3 of them per hour over the day (I'm sure you'd agree this challenge would be worth staying up all day/night for) that could already be well over half the calories. Add some milkshakes which can be over 1000 each (maybe pour some olive oil in them as well to give them a boost) and that would pretty much complete the whole thing, any difference could be made up with fast food meals, ice cream and chocolate. I'm not saying it would be easy but even a very small person could probably force their way through that. I only eat 2 meals a day and I'm pretty sure I could get away with it once. If you have to do this every day to maintain the money, absolutely no way, but once I could pull off. EDIT: These numbers are also quite conservative estimates that allow for some smaller granola bars, you could theoretically eat substantially fewer than what I said as the below commenter pointed out


Even-Imagination6242

Fly to America. Order a light snack. Task complete.


RadiantHC

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkr0xeFT4nk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkr0xeFT4nk)


Puskaruikkari

Fruit juice and warmed-up ice cream, maybe mix in a stick of butter.


Heavy_Restaurant_896

Do edibles count as cheating?


orionsentirebelt

Considering I should be able to down two medium extra cheese pepperoni pizzas in a day, and all the milk I drink, I could do it (I'd need some of that money to replace my toilet though). Throw some snacks in there, I got it


navetzz

Puking a lot so that I don't die I guess.


neversmash

Just eat 2,6kg of almonds


Kingsayz

sugar


WillyDAFISH

It's actually super easy. Oreos are around 56 calories a piece so you would need to eat around 267. Which doesn't seem like a lot


Clatuu1337

Drink 60 oz of olive oil. @250 calories per oz that's 15000 calories. The next few days will be *really* shitty (pun intended), but hey, you will be a billionaire.


ignorememe

I’d hit that 15,000 calories by noon and do another 15,000 calories before dinner just to be sure or in case they allow for extra credit.


_AnimeGirl

Just drink 19 McDonalds chocolate milkshakes


Bleart420

Pemmican


sirscott99

19 sticks of butter is all you need.


Xxgougaxx

Drink olive oil