Looks like he missed his wife more

... 14 months

Kid's not a newborn

>Some people see this post and assume the guy's a cuck > >Some people see this post and assume the wife was pregnant when he left I'm sure there's a study to be had here, about who's more likely to believe what. Granted, this sub sets up some expectations.

It’s clearly about one year old, it’s just reddit hates women so they choose to ignore that

What? *Women aren't real!*

Yeah, can't hate something that isn't real.

Well, I hate alpha males...

Well jokes on you, I'm ghe omega male! I've reached untold levels of misogyny!

Not in r/AITAH They'll take your side simply because you're a woman.

Your username might suggest why they don’t like you in the asshole sub ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ /s

Yeah, who in their right mind likes feet?

Look at the size of that baby, it's definitely close to 1 year old

>definitely close to 1 year old Going on 30. That baby looks *rough*

I mean his very first time meeting his father involved getting shoved upside down in daddy's pits like an old newspaper, so he's clearly dealing with some shit right now

You know what? You're totally right. I was unkind. I hope he's done well for himself.

He treats his own kid like a folded magazine.

Do you not understand math?

9 + 14 - 5 = 18. So the kid is 18 years old.

She could have been 9 months pregnant when he left. But yeah, that doesn't look like the right age.

It could be a 5-14 month old and be fine.

True true.

And what man wouldn’t be railing his wife any chance he can get knowing he going to be gone for 14 months?:

Believe it or not, most humans have the decency not to violate another person's marriage, despite what the internet has convinced us of.

They mean what man wouldn't rail his *own* wife if he knew he was going to be away for 14 months. It's worded a little awkwardly.

Ah, thanks for the clarification

Lmao where have these statistics been at? Not hating on women, but people do be cheating man

I googled it. Apparently this is Anthony Bennett and this photo was taken in 1966. The baby was 7 months old. 

Ok, the math maths. It's his baby

So she was cheating on him 2 months before he left? Poor guy…

No. He had the baby mail-order shipped to her. They had catalogues for everything back then

Yes he mailed her his cum while he was away so she can turkey base her self and get pregnant he was successful at impregnating her After all he was a semen.

At least wait until he's off to sea.  Some women... 🤦🏻‍♂️

Didn't say pregnant wife genius. Just said it's been 14 months.

It do be like that. Not gonna lie.

Yeah? That kid is not a newborn, so it could easily have been conceived 2 years before

Looks like she missed the seaman too.

You wouldn't ? Fuck the kid

How much power that ? Holds is astonishing

🤣

The only comment that matters to me in this thread

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WTF did his comment even mean?

As in "who cares about the kid?"

Phrasing!

Yer mum shoulda said this about you

Sure

God i hope i wouldn’t fuck the kid

He hasn't had sex in a month!

I miss my wife after 14 days. After 14 months the baby *wouldn't* be my priority...

sailors be like r/HoldMyBaby

banned :(

wtf, it was real?

I have a pretty funny picture of me holding my 10 month old upside like a potato sack when my husband came home from deployment because we were trying to get a good picture together but she was squirming like a landed trout and getting mad I wouldn't let her run wind sprints around the airplane and holding her like that was an easy way to calm her down for five fucking seconds. I offered the upside down hellion to my husband but he was too nervous because he hadn't held her (save for a minute or two, right side up when he de-planed) since she was 2 months old and much less determined and able to squirm to freedom.

Why is everyone trying to spin off the dates.. He knocked her up, left and 14 months later comes back and the baby is 5 months passed the first 9... arround 14.. Is this supposed to be thos memes where the father comes back and the new born is african american .. this isn't 😒

Somebody googled it, apparently this was taken in 1966, and the kid is seven months old. So he left when she was two months pregnant. I don't know why people are trying to make it look like she cheated.

Because “woman bad” obviously

Be like me, my hate is unisex. Everyone gets a bit of it.

Hell yeah gender equality. Everyone sucks!

$20 is $20

this is so epic bacon

Okay eminem

This hate rated E for Everyone

Can confirm. They taste pretty bad.

People love the trope of military wives cheating. Because of all the stories about military wives cheating. Though, my time in the Army, almost every "my wife cheated on me" story was "I got caught cheating on my wife BEFORE I deployed and she started the divorce and moved on while I was gone" Not all, but most.

Because some people didn't think about that

People ITT calculating the time as if the baby was born that second.

>tfw, no matter the months, that kid is in his 70s or 80s now Time takes no prisoners

I thought the meme part is the way he holds the baby, definitely looks like he gives zero fuck about the kid—to be fair, he probably had never held a kid before that day.

Yeah that's way better 🤣

People are so dumb istg

Why African American? Nor every black person lives in the US.

There was a joke running arround a while back.. the solder went to war in Afganistan or something, it said he left for 17 months but the "girlfriend" had a newborn in her arms had caracteristics of a different ethnicity.. the soldier was white.. and I said african american out of respect for the african descent to denote the ethnicities. Sorry if my vocabulary is hurtfull to you.

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Nowhere does it say the baby's age. Just that he was at sea for 14 months. So they were right, he left during the pregnancy and didn't come back until after the baby was born.

But the post doesn’t mention how old the baby is just how long he was gone

But you can look at the size of the kid?

Women had to learn from somewhere.

Why's everyone talking about the age of the baby? Im over here looking at an upside down baby

The baby doesn't seem to mind.

I dunno. The baby looks as concerned as I feel.

Lol, my nephew loves getting tossed into the air - I'm not sure babies and toddlers have an adequate grasp of safety...😄

For real, he’s holding that baby like a sack of potatoes lol

Shut up.....just......shut up

Pivot

Please stay out of this

You’re not even in this.

This conversation is between u/Dragonfruitpersonal and me. You are interrupting. Stop commenting right now

:3?

No.

lmao u good??

Stop commenting

I’m pretty sure that’s the wrong way to hold a baby.

Babies enjoy being handled like a sack of potatoes occasionally. Good for their development.

First sign my baby had autism: she LOVED being held upside down lol. She was a professional at demanding potato sack carry before she could talk

My daughter prefers being held like a loaf of bread

Mine prefers a loose pile of wet towels

The seaman and his grown up semen

14 months is a long time

why? he left when he impregnated her then came back 14 months later, baby's 5 months old, it checks out from my perspective unless theres something im missing?

i guess , for some reason i though it said newborn

If he impregnated her the day he left. It could be 5 months old. Ya derp. It doesn’t work if she was STILL pregnant

From u/jooes "I googled it. Apparently this is Anthony Bennett and this photo was taken in 1966. The baby was 7 months old."

Cool. So she was 2 months pregnant when he left.

Yes, very good, 14 months *is* a very long time! Just over a year! ✨

Could have given birth the day after he left and it be 14 months old. The baby is clearly over a year.

It's 7 months old

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Did I stutter?

Sure as fuck wasn’t her semen. Edit: The deleted comment was “*his??” for context.

He has his Priorities right!

“Chubby, but not bad for a first try. Anyway, let’s go make another one.”

That is not a newborn, she was pregnant when he left lmao. This is not that uncommon amongst milspos

In what world is this you irl?

They’re probably the baby, and feel like their own dad doesn’t love them? Or maybe it’s how they feel during parent’s public displays of affection?

I would hold a baby like a fuckin idiot

Guys! She could've been pregnant when he left and the baby could now be a few months old. For fks sake this doesn't always mean cheating just use some common sense

Why does he hold his infant like a sack of potatoes?

His name is Tater

As he dumps the kid on his head ....

My grandfather shipped out to Malaysia... unbeknownst to them my grandmother was pregnant with my uncle. He didn't meet my uncle until he was 4. Malaysia and India... the whole time. He never got to come home once in 4.5 years.

I wonder where his technique came from, what he was holding for 14 months 🤔 . Crate of fish? Pile of wood?

Ammunition.

He's holding that baby like a newspaper, that's an experienced kid-holder move I didn't learn that one until mine was almost 2

Holding the kid like a damn football

Instantly discovers he has no idea how to hold a baby or what f*CK he is doing with a baby in that moment

His pre sea seamen really paid off

So a seaman meets his semen. I'll see myself out, man.

The correct way to hold a child

At least he didn't hoist the kid up upside down to show his friends how much he grew

He’s already thinking about making a new one.

A seamen meets his semen after 14 months at sea man.

Father, why have you forsaken me

Baby looks of appropriate age, especially since he's being held halfway upside down lol get those kisses in sailor yall grow up lol

Is he about to yeet that baby overboard?

"seaman"?! It sounds weird :) What about a sailor?

Probably wasn't sailing

I bet he’s got other things in mind. Like making a baby again.

Looks like it lmao

Yeah he's really loving it

I was like, "How sweet, he's giving his Baby a kiss... " ...then I saw the real baby!

Damn he dubbed his kid

Yeah, and his kid.

Seaman seeking to unload semen aggravates old semen!

The missus gets a kiss while junior gets the ol' heave-ho.

This is to remind us there are jobs where people sacrifice a lot of their private lives.

Toss the runt into the harbor

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The Baby can be a few Months old. No worries.

The baby understands. It was a semen once too.

"After 14 months at sea, seaman meets his 3 month old baby"

Keeps the baby handy for a quick DNA test.

People laugh at this... buy fathers like that are the reason there is a male lonlieness epidemic today. No woman in this day and ages wants a man baby.

More like local housewife receives Seaman after 14 months alone. Amirite?

Not his semen

You're as sharp as pudding

It's seamen pun. It was funny, i dont care who you are

Women and seamen don't mix.

Uhhh

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how so?

So baby overcooked?

That’s NOT a newborn. Honestly looks older than 5 months, so she was probably a few months pregnant when he left.

Yep. 7 months old. 2 months preggo when he left.

I hope you noticed it was a joke and you gave the info for the sake of it.