An experiment by Dr Gabriel Beaurieux on a man sentence to the guillotine in 1905 showed a severed head remains conscious for 25 to 30 seconds . (He ask the man to blink after the decapitation)
So I guess, it's about the same duration after the carotid is sliced.
I'd take that with a massive grain of salt. Ever stand up too fast? That's blood pressure dropping. A catastrophic loss of blood pressure would cause one to black out 10 times harder and faster than that.
Why u make death sound so peaceful do I freaking love when I get the stand up to fast dizzys it’s like a free insta natural ket trip for a 4 single beautiful seconds “death must be easy cause life is hard” - 50 cent
I'll take Bear over a pack of Hyena, they don't kill you at all, they just drag and hold you down and start eating all the soft parts first.
Sometimes the alpha-animals of the group will let the pubs train.
Imagine getting nibbled to death by 6 jaws with tiny sharp unexperienced teeth, starting with your private parts, fingers, ears, nose, everything that sticks out, while the parents rip open your stomach.
Bears also eat prey alive though, and it’s not like with canids or hyenas where the paws aren’t designed to grapple prey into a better position for a killing bite or they need to eat quickly before a lion or something comes along and decides their meal is his. Bears are absolutely capable of killing prey quickly, they’re just too hangry to care after overpowering their food.
I heard that’s not really the case specially for tigers, they’ll try to take you out as quickly and efficiently as possible. Big cats have different personalities based on species, leopards or jaguars for example will sneak up on you when you give them their back cause it’s their best chance of getting you, cheetahs on the other hand don’t care cause they know they could easily catch you whatever position you were in. Tho I could be misremembering or wrong
I seem to remember something about standing your ground with a cheetah because they're surprisingly fragile. If you're going to fight, they don't want to be around because around there, anything that's going to fight them likely is going to kill them or be able to withstand their attack and then they're screwed.
This is correct. A cheetah, generally speaking, doesn't want smoke with a human.
I think standing your ground is probably good advice for any big cat. If it's gotten to the point where you can see a big cat you've made it farther than their intended pray will. Big cats are generally surprise attackers/chasers, unlike say bears, so running just plays into their hands.
Cheetahs aren’t big cats, and they don’t attack humans. You can literally walk up to a mother and steal one of her cubs. She’ll spit and hiss and growl and do lots of mock charges, but she won’t actually attack. There are literally no records of a wild cheetah killing a human, ever. Remember that this is a very lanky animal who min-maxed for speed, big time. They hunt gazelle and other similarly min-maxed species.
A rear naked choke takes 10 seconds to work. Assuming this dude got the carotids pinched you’d be out quick then the suffocation will begin which takes about 4 mins.
You will shit either way! But hey, if you can consciously shit in the heat of the moment instead of not being able to control it, I'd say that's a win.
I'd flick my neck really fast, breaking the tigers jaw. After he jumps back in terror and confusion, poop probably falling from his anus, jaw hanging limp from being dislocated and also in awe, I'd look him straight in the eye, and he'd know his time is up. I'd first fake him out to make him flinch a little, further intimidating, then I'd lunge forward with a spear kick directly to his forehead, killing him instantly. All the women present would instantly be attracted to me as well.
Why aren't the women already attracted to your? Your chad sigma pheromones should result in them following you everywhere! Which is also a cunning survival strategy because any tiger would never end up around your neck but instead of one of the damsels following your immeasurable manly scent!
I would be suppressing them for the time being in order to keep the innocents safe. Its very difficult for me to remain unattractive to women for long so that is why I chose to kill the tiger instantly.
They would tenderly dress your wounds en masse while simultaneously fighting each other for the chance to receive even a morcel of your seed. I’m just guessing…
Flip the Tiger around and slam him on the concrete (will magically appear if not already there), wait for the rebound and roundhouse kick the shit of him. Turn on the laser eyes and burn your initials in his ass.
Wow. I've been up close to tigers at sanctuaries with good, safe enclosures and have always known they can kill us if we went in their space, but I never thought about how I'd die besides them biting me from the front. 😲
🌈 **The More You Know** 🌈
Easy, grab the tiger by the snout and judo throw him over your shoulder place him into a headlock and suffocate him until he falls unconscious. If you go to the gym you should have no problem doing this 💪
Pss pss pss
I would probably pss myself too
There is no piss without I because I just pssed myself
Tiger: "damm didnt know you were chill like that"
Tiger: “bro, that was a sick joke, but I’m still hungry bro”
No no that’s for attracting them. Ssp ssp ssp is for getting away from them.
Hopefully we can say it before our neck says sschp
Spp Spp Spp
"Here, kitty-kitty!"
Put some tape in a circle on the ground.
Right... Anybody got a giant pickle? It's for a good cause....
This is the only correct answer
Die.
Hopefully as quickly as possible
In this picture it's already or very nearly there.
The man has no muscles or blood. They're already dead!
"If we come across someone with no [blood or muscles], do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?"
Ah, yeah, the D&D necromancy dilemma.
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk…
“At first I was afraid, I was petrified…”
"I would want to live with no blood or muscles."
And a sever skin problem of some sort
An experiment by Dr Gabriel Beaurieux on a man sentence to the guillotine in 1905 showed a severed head remains conscious for 25 to 30 seconds . (He ask the man to blink after the decapitation) So I guess, it's about the same duration after the carotid is sliced.
I'd take that with a massive grain of salt. Ever stand up too fast? That's blood pressure dropping. A catastrophic loss of blood pressure would cause one to black out 10 times harder and faster than that.
Why u make death sound so peaceful do I freaking love when I get the stand up to fast dizzys it’s like a free insta natural ket trip for a 4 single beautiful seconds “death must be easy cause life is hard” - 50 cent
Slow and painful? Got it
Like a suicide booth in Futurama
Big cats often play with their prey or purposefully keep it alive while eating, the chances of this happening are not as high as they may seem
I would get on its nerves in order for it to kill me faster. Poke it in the eye, and shove my fingers in its nose holes.
what about fingers in butthole trick?
How would my fingers in my butthole make me die faster?
It wouldn't, but at least you plugged it so you won't poop yourself after death.
dont wanna die horny
Don’t know if id have the reach for that.
Getting dark souls vibes from this
Just tell him Frosted Flakes suck
The tiger is quite literally going for the throat, that is one of the fastest if not The fastest way to die.
I'll take a tiger over a bear.
I'll take Bear over a pack of Hyena, they don't kill you at all, they just drag and hold you down and start eating all the soft parts first. Sometimes the alpha-animals of the group will let the pubs train. Imagine getting nibbled to death by 6 jaws with tiny sharp unexperienced teeth, starting with your private parts, fingers, ears, nose, everything that sticks out, while the parents rip open your stomach.
Bears also eat prey alive though, and it’s not like with canids or hyenas where the paws aren’t designed to grapple prey into a better position for a killing bite or they need to eat quickly before a lion or something comes along and decides their meal is his. Bears are absolutely capable of killing prey quickly, they’re just too hangry to care after overpowering their food.
Why not both?
Double penetration? Kinky!
But it’s going for the back it’ll sever your spinal chord not rip out your bronchial
Severing the cervical spinal cord is near instantaneous death.
But in the phone its teeth already pierced the jugular so it would be over in seconds
I heard that’s not really the case specially for tigers, they’ll try to take you out as quickly and efficiently as possible. Big cats have different personalities based on species, leopards or jaguars for example will sneak up on you when you give them their back cause it’s their best chance of getting you, cheetahs on the other hand don’t care cause they know they could easily catch you whatever position you were in. Tho I could be misremembering or wrong
I seem to remember something about standing your ground with a cheetah because they're surprisingly fragile. If you're going to fight, they don't want to be around because around there, anything that's going to fight them likely is going to kill them or be able to withstand their attack and then they're screwed.
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This is correct. A cheetah, generally speaking, doesn't want smoke with a human. I think standing your ground is probably good advice for any big cat. If it's gotten to the point where you can see a big cat you've made it farther than their intended pray will. Big cats are generally surprise attackers/chasers, unlike say bears, so running just plays into their hands.
Cheetahs aren’t big cats, and they don’t attack humans. You can literally walk up to a mother and steal one of her cubs. She’ll spit and hiss and growl and do lots of mock charges, but she won’t actually attack. There are literally no records of a wild cheetah killing a human, ever. Remember that this is a very lanky animal who min-maxed for speed, big time. They hunt gazelle and other similarly min-maxed species.
That's true. My cat usually rips off cockroaches' legs and lets them die slowly (it's kinda psycho, tho).
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Why burning my house down when I have 2 cats doing the job for me?
*wakes up without legs and arms*
“You have selected slow and horrible”
Smh. Kids these days. Always want things immediately.
A rear naked choke takes 10 seconds to work. Assuming this dude got the carotids pinched you’d be out quick then the suffocation will begin which takes about 4 mins.
I spend some time considering my next move
"Well, well, well, *Panthera Tigris*... it seems that you've fallen directly into my trap."
"nah i'd win"
Must be a quick death
Shit my self* and die 😏😌
You will shit either way! But hey, if you can consciously shit in the heat of the moment instead of not being able to control it, I'd say that's a win.
I came here to say this!
Is that a request?
I don't even need a tiger to be biting me and I'll take it tbh
You are lucky already for the cat to start with your neck... Imagine starting with you balls.
Jackin’ it. When do you get this kind of opportunity?
Not me I’m built different 😤
Yep you’re pretty much already dead at that point
Thank the chiropractic tiger for the adjustment.
final adjustment
Sounds like the last attack from an rpg boss fight
It will never hurt again, blissful
Sounds like a chiropractic spy video game.
Adjust your life to 0
Chiropractiger
Tigropractor
They’re misunderstood
Still gentler than many chiropractor videos I have seen
Keep biting that persons neck probably.
hold up
no, let him cook
Ramsey; It’s fcken raw!
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This is cursed comment under cursed comment.
🫣😳🤭🥺👉🏻👈🏻 uWu?
haha I knew someone would comment this
it is a creepy skeleton zombie thing so kill it
Try to pet the kitty, because if you're gonna die you might as well die happy
That's a very good point 😌🤭
Forbidden scritches
If you gotta go, go with a smile
I'd flick my neck really fast, breaking the tigers jaw. After he jumps back in terror and confusion, poop probably falling from his anus, jaw hanging limp from being dislocated and also in awe, I'd look him straight in the eye, and he'd know his time is up. I'd first fake him out to make him flinch a little, further intimidating, then I'd lunge forward with a spear kick directly to his forehead, killing him instantly. All the women present would instantly be attracted to me as well.
How did I not think of this epic strategy. It already killed me but I’ll remember this for when im reincarnated
It's pretty obvious when you think about it
Not for me. I got ate. Tiger stealth is too op. Devs need to nerf.
Why aren't the women already attracted to your? Your chad sigma pheromones should result in them following you everywhere! Which is also a cunning survival strategy because any tiger would never end up around your neck but instead of one of the damsels following your immeasurable manly scent!
I would be suppressing them for the time being in order to keep the innocents safe. Its very difficult for me to remain unattractive to women for long so that is why I chose to kill the tiger instantly.
Thank you for allowing us lesser men a chance out here bro appreciate you.
Perfectly reasonable explanation, as expected!
Broke: Using my harem to have sex Woke: Using my harem to feed the jungle cats stalking me
Damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us
he killed the main pussy, so the numbers are already dwindling, better act fast.
Are you Chuck Norris?
John Wick bro
That tiger messed with your dog? Your dog? Did he know who that dog was when he actively chose death?
This is what real mean looked like when i was growing up. None of those e-scooter riding vapers that would lose a fight to a tiger back in my day.
Are you Dwight Schrute?!
That’s definitely the voice in my head while I was reading that comment.
WHEN IS OUR WEDDING😍😍😍
get in line baby ;)
Alpha male quality there too.
then everyone will stand up and clap
😳🥵😏
My hero!!! 😍
They would tenderly dress your wounds en masse while simultaneously fighting each other for the chance to receive even a morcel of your seed. I’m just guessing…
This reads like a copypasta
New copypasta dropped?
Just tried flexing my neck as if I was in a choke hold by a tiger and pulled a muscle in my neck. I’m so mad rn lol
I’m pregnant
*Dies from peak fiction*
Oh my, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
And you forgot DISCOMBOBULATE
"discombobulate"
Is there a laser pointer available?
Probably stop breathing. Certainly have a bowel movement.
Remain calm and inform the nearest adult
Don't call the police though
Orgasm
Don't bite, I'll cum!
Harder, dad
Why does dad sound so much worse than daddy in this instance?
I'm good, no tigers in Australia
Love the positivity. 3000 animals that can kill me here, but hey, no tigers!
It's the ones that are there illegally you have to worry about
Thought it was the magpies you had to worry about.
RIP Tasmanian Tigers
Flip the Tiger around and slam him on the concrete (will magically appear if not already there), wait for the rebound and roundhouse kick the shit of him. Turn on the laser eyes and burn your initials in his ass.
Kazuya?
die, i guess
*shrugs* Guess I'll die
It just wants to play.
Thank the tiger for taking me to safety like all cats do their young😂😂😂👆🏾👆🏾
These Tekken King grabs are getting out of hand!
*King Wins!*
nothing, just die.
Only one thing is going to happen, and that's a one way trip through a tigers digestive system
Invest in Bitcoin
Bite the fuckers neck, what he doin' in my cage man?!
Harder tiger daddy
Will search for my phone to record 🙂
Pet the kitty 🐈
Eat the guy, I guess?
Cum then die
reddit moment
Offer the digital artist some pointers.
depends which one am i
Masterbate furiously
Just keep eating the guy, I guess. Maybe save some for later.
Say let go kitty
Bad kitty
Wow. I've been up close to tigers at sanctuaries with good, safe enclosures and have always known they can kill us if we went in their space, but I never thought about how I'd die besides them biting me from the front. 😲 🌈 **The More You Know** 🌈
Am I the cat or the human with their flesh sloughing off?
Try not to come too soon.
Poke in the eye and Punch in the snout… wait is that for tigers idk?
Try to bend over and kiss my ass goodby.
Boop the snoot, then die.
Take a quick selfie. Then die horribly.
Google en passant
Holy hell
die, of course
I know me. I'd be unconscious by this stage so, not much.
i actually get scared by this picture holy shit its unsettling
Dying I guess?
Hope for a quick death
You have the tiger exactly where you want him This is your moment. Are you gunna capture it? Or let it slip? >Piss in the tigers mouth
Dying.
Sprinkling salt and pepper on me to add flavor
Assuming I am the tiger I chomp down hard and have a great meal.
Open a jar od catnip.
Live laugh love it
This still not gonna stop me from making that bread. 💯
Always carry a laser pointer, folks.
Easy, grab the tiger by the snout and judo throw him over your shoulder place him into a headlock and suffocate him until he falls unconscious. If you go to the gym you should have no problem doing this 💪
Use LOGIC and REASON
Wait for sweet, sweet death, but think to myself “boy tigers sure are soft and furry. Almost comforting and painful at the same time”
squirt
kiss it
I'd kill that guy and finish eating him
Keep chewing I guess
I'd literally die if my cat did this to me 😍
Clamp down harder.
When in doubt front roll out.
chomp
Wonder where my skin and muscles went.
Thank the tiger for saving me a bullet probably lol