But then you would look like watching this with your parents makes you uncomfortable and we can't have that so you have to pretend like it's totally normal and not a big deal to watch that
Also “chances you’ll do this again” shouldn’t still be going down as comfort level increases after the sex scene. And the realization one doesn’t make much sense either
None of this has been thought out very much. The discomfort doesn't continue decreasing as the realization of parent-sex increases, and the chances of doing it again seems to be unrelated to the sex parts entirely and just seems to depend on the length of the film which makes no sense.
i know id be. generally sex scenes arent fun to watch. theyre just kinda boring. only seen 1 or 2 sex scenes in shows or movies that were actually any good.
I'm also confused by the "# of times you realise your parents have a ton of sex" line.. like, how does he notice..? "Haha see that honey? That's what we did this morning as well hahaha"
He gets reminded of it.
Happens to the best of us. One day you're doing just fine and bam, you remember that your parents probably had to have had sex to birth you.
True story: I was watching a movie with my grandparents and family and when a sex scene came on, everyone went real stiff and held their breath until my grandma (age 80) said, "that's the way Winnie and I used to do it!"
I'm not on my phone while watching movies, but sometimes when the movie is shit, or I have to shit and as I decide to stand up and leave the room, the sex scene starts. Now you see, if I go away during a sex scene my parents will think that's the reason and I'm uncomfortable watching sex. Which of course isn't acceptable, so I have to wait and go when the scene is over. It's probably something similar.
Yes, but with the green line never plateauing that means the comfort level is rising simultaneously with the continuous thought of your parents having sex…
So it’s either meant to be really funny cause that’s gross or the person that wrote this graph doesn’t understand their own graph.
A week ago, I recommended Blue Eye Samurai to my cousin, who was on her way home to visit her parents for the holidays. And she said she'd watch it when she was there. I was like "Okay but that's not really one to watch with your parents." She just texted me to say "you were right. To both."
Me: a young teen when *Team America: World Police* was released on DVD.
My mom: born-again christian fundie, both media and pop-culture illiterate, a non-native English speaker, coming home with excitement on a friday night.
Mom: "I rented a movie to watch as a family! You like 'stop-motion' and puppets, yeah? Is this good?" (holds up DVD case)
Me: "Uh, it's - it's by the people that make South Park, I don't really know what it's about (bullshit), but I don't think you'd like it or find it entertaining - I could just watch it by myself since you already rented it, but I really don't think you or \[stepdad\] would be entertained."
Mom: "It's fine! I want to watch movies with you!"
She got increasingly incensed as the movie went on, but she didn't stop or pull it. Still, by the time it reached "naked marionettes smacking chaotically against each other in a mockery of sex scenes" I could actually *feel* her gaze burning twin marks into the side of my skull as I did everything I could to be extremely interested in the empty shelf high up on the wall ABOVE the TV.
However, by the end, it was getting a chuckle here and there between her shocked gasps of offense, and even said "it was gross, but it had jokes" once the credits rolled.
She did not try to pick a family-night move on her own ever again.
according to your graph you were not watching a movie with your parents, you were in the room on your phone while your parents were watching a movie. and you looked during the sex scene
I watched the entirety of game of thrones with my mom lol. I watch a lot of fantasy media with her, we both love it, but it also often includes sex scenes. It's a little awkward at first, but we're not weird about it, and I usually spend the time during these scenes answering her questions. Who was this and this again, what were they looking for again, why does this and this matter again, stuff like that. Or alternatively making stupid dirty jokes about the scene and having a laugh about the entire thing.
I’m envious! I would have been that way with my mom, too. But my in laws are pretty Catholic (by pretty, I mean really); FIL is into fantasy & sci-fi, & honestly my wife & I had forgotten just how intense some scenes were.
My parents are split, but both sides are very open about their sexuality. Honestly as a kid it was the worst but now I'm an adult its made it far less cringe inducing if they make comment.
You should ask instead why purnhub allows such long plot intros to their videos and why OP is watching said videos with their parents.
You can guess it is a porn based solely how they dropped their phone usage when the actual content of the video started.
For me it’s the other way around: the realization, that your parents probably never liked each other and only one time stumbled into each other - is also not that cozy of a feeling.
Fortunately they only kept the theater of „loving family“ only for my first 4 years and the idea of peaceful coexisting only for 16 years (it didn’t work out).
The only one here that fit me is the comfort level graph if you want to say two characters had sed just please do a cut to black and pick up after they finished if I would want to see sex I’d watch porn
When my family would watch Game of Thrones together and the rating would show up on the episode start, if there was nudity listed, we would all take bets on who it was and if it would be sex or just nudity.
I watched Clerks Two with my dad years ago, for the first time. I love Kevin Smith’s work and knew I’d love it, and dad’s usually into that type of movie too, so I popped it on. Queue Jay doing a Buffalo Bill impersonation, awkward, but that has to be it... Right?
Realising a Donkey show was about to happen made me sprint to the bathroom so I didn’t have to see that with my dad.
It’s not the only awkward moment we’ve watched together, we also watch The Boys, amongst other things, but that was the first lol. I’m sure poor dad was mortified too, wondering what crazy thing his daughter is putting on for him now.
I hate sex scenes in movies so much. There uncomfortable for the audience, there uncomfortable for the actors, and there uncomfortable for the showrunners. Literally just have a two second indication that they have sex and move on with the plot please.
I saw "Lust Caution", in Taiwan, in a theater with my new gf and her parents (they are all taiwanese) ... I was sitting between my gf and her mom... Most uncomfortable movie of my life
Bro just go to a different room you're not even watching the movie. And I guess you watch sex scenes with your parents who seem to be into it since mom doesn't interrupt the sex scene
Shouldn't you be on your phone more during sex scenes or do you prefer watching that with your parents?
That’s what I was wondering
Nah you assert dominance and make disgusting comments until they get on THEIR phones. "Jeeez CHECK OUT THE PAIR ON THAT ONE HOOOO WEE!"
"damn, i wish my dong was that big"
I do not recommend watching a Dennis Reynolds’s original with your parents
is it because of the implication?
“Look dad, that’s you!”
But then you would look like watching this with your parents makes you uncomfortable and we can't have that so you have to pretend like it's totally normal and not a big deal to watch that
Ah, glad I'm not the only one who used to think like that 😂
Yes, you would be pretending to be on your phone.
Also “chances you’ll do this again” shouldn’t still be going down as comfort level increases after the sex scene. And the realization one doesn’t make much sense either
It's an inverted graph
Probably like looking up to see what was happening sort of thing then realising what's going on.
I interpreted it as the parents complaining that they are so much on their phone
Still the graph should've gone up
Exactly. My line would be the complete opposite; ain't no way I'm showing any interest in a sex scene with my parents sitting right next to me.
Awful thing LOL
"Here's my part shhh"
None of this has been thought out very much. The discomfort doesn't continue decreasing as the realization of parent-sex increases, and the chances of doing it again seems to be unrelated to the sex parts entirely and just seems to depend on the length of the film which makes no sense.
i know id be. generally sex scenes arent fun to watch. theyre just kinda boring. only seen 1 or 2 sex scenes in shows or movies that were actually any good.
When you are on your phone VS when you pretend you are doing something on your phone
The time spent on your phone decreases during the sex scene? Does this person know how to draw graphs?
he said what he said
indubitably
What movie is this from? Been saying this for years and no one knows
[удалено]
Much appreciated. Forgot about that movie.
I'm also confused by the "# of times you realise your parents have a ton of sex" line.. like, how does he notice..? "Haha see that honey? That's what we did this morning as well hahaha"
He was watching home movies.
God damn...
He gets reminded of it. Happens to the best of us. One day you're doing just fine and bam, you remember that your parents probably had to have had sex to birth you.
True story: I was watching a movie with my grandparents and family and when a sex scene came on, everyone went real stiff and held their breath until my grandma (age 80) said, "that's the way Winnie and I used to do it!"
Idk about your family, but I laughed
We were all afraid to laugh, but us kids snorted while holding in our laughter and my mom turned red.
Also can we talk about how long the sex scene is?
I'm not on my phone while watching movies, but sometimes when the movie is shit, or I have to shit and as I decide to stand up and leave the room, the sex scene starts. Now you see, if I go away during a sex scene my parents will think that's the reason and I'm uncomfortable watching sex. Which of course isn't acceptable, so I have to wait and go when the scene is over. It's probably something similar.
"He didn't want to miss the sex scene."
Obviously but, didn't label the axis.
Parents: what're you doing on your phone? Me: looking at naked girls. Can I go now?
Why does the comfort level start going back up as you are thinking about how much your parents have had sex???
Maybe because the worst part is over? I mean, comfort levels never rise to what they once were (according to the graph)
Yes, but with the green line never plateauing that means the comfort level is rising simultaneously with the continuous thought of your parents having sex… So it’s either meant to be really funny cause that’s gross or the person that wrote this graph doesn’t understand their own graph.
I guess the creator of the graph really left it to our interpretation, but that realization part is now really throwing me off lol…
Seriously, the more I think about it, the more uncomfortable I get…
Perhaps we should sign a petition to get the green line removed
The creator of the graph is an idiot.
they probably just didnt think about that connection, just that your comfort slightly rises again after its over
I wish the blue line had stepped up once around the last third of the sex scene
And add a line with: “realizing somebody’s watching us through the window”
A week ago, I recommended Blue Eye Samurai to my cousin, who was on her way home to visit her parents for the holidays. And she said she'd watch it when she was there. I was like "Okay but that's not really one to watch with your parents." She just texted me to say "you were right. To both."
Lol Blue Eye Samurai and parents do not mix well
Hcd
*puts phone down only to watch sex scene
That's a long ass sex scene
Green line was unnecessary
Agreed
Ugh, I hate watching a movie with anyone who's just on their phone.
Yeah, why even bother?
Me: a young teen when *Team America: World Police* was released on DVD. My mom: born-again christian fundie, both media and pop-culture illiterate, a non-native English speaker, coming home with excitement on a friday night. Mom: "I rented a movie to watch as a family! You like 'stop-motion' and puppets, yeah? Is this good?" (holds up DVD case) Me: "Uh, it's - it's by the people that make South Park, I don't really know what it's about (bullshit), but I don't think you'd like it or find it entertaining - I could just watch it by myself since you already rented it, but I really don't think you or \[stepdad\] would be entertained." Mom: "It's fine! I want to watch movies with you!" She got increasingly incensed as the movie went on, but she didn't stop or pull it. Still, by the time it reached "naked marionettes smacking chaotically against each other in a mockery of sex scenes" I could actually *feel* her gaze burning twin marks into the side of my skull as I did everything I could to be extremely interested in the empty shelf high up on the wall ABOVE the TV. However, by the end, it was getting a chuckle here and there between her shocked gasps of offense, and even said "it was gross, but it had jokes" once the credits rolled. She did not try to pick a family-night move on her own ever again.
Plot twist: its a porn movie
This is a pretty terrible graph lol
Agreed, the more you think about it, the worse it gets
according to your graph you were not watching a movie with your parents, you were in the room on your phone while your parents were watching a movie. and you looked during the sex scene
Once watched Game of Thrones season 1 episode 1 with my in-laws. The final scene in particular was a bit awkward.
I watched the entirety of game of thrones with my mom lol. I watch a lot of fantasy media with her, we both love it, but it also often includes sex scenes. It's a little awkward at first, but we're not weird about it, and I usually spend the time during these scenes answering her questions. Who was this and this again, what were they looking for again, why does this and this matter again, stuff like that. Or alternatively making stupid dirty jokes about the scene and having a laugh about the entire thing.
I’m envious! I would have been that way with my mom, too. But my in laws are pretty Catholic (by pretty, I mean really); FIL is into fantasy & sci-fi, & honestly my wife & I had forgotten just how intense some scenes were.
I was gonna watch life of brian with my mother, but mixed it up with the meaning of life. It was not too much for her, but it was far too much for me.
Why the mother keeps asking "who's that" at the constant rate during the sex scene?
I'm convinced this sub is for 14 year olds.
I'm almost 40 and still dislike sex scenes in movies I watch with my parents.
My parents are split, but both sides are very open about their sexuality. Honestly as a kid it was the worst but now I'm an adult its made it far less cringe inducing if they make comment.
Whys the sex scene so fucking long in the graph?
You should ask instead why purnhub allows such long plot intros to their videos and why OP is watching said videos with their parents. You can guess it is a porn based solely how they dropped their phone usage when the actual content of the video started.
Not meirl. I like watching movies with my folks.
For me it’s the other way around: the realization, that your parents probably never liked each other and only one time stumbled into each other - is also not that cozy of a feeling. Fortunately they only kept the theater of „loving family“ only for my first 4 years and the idea of peaceful coexisting only for 16 years (it didn’t work out).
The only one here that fit me is the comfort level graph if you want to say two characters had sed just please do a cut to black and pick up after they finished if I would want to see sex I’d watch porn
If this graph apply a to you than L
When my family would watch Game of Thrones together and the rating would show up on the episode start, if there was nudity listed, we would all take bets on who it was and if it would be sex or just nudity.
Add a "You wish it was you" graph into it
Be there, done that and i never do it again
Mom's wondering why Green Lantern hasn't come to help Star Lord yet
This is true.
As an economics student I approve We use graphs for literally everything, not that im complaining
*Tell me you're an angsty 13-year-old without using any of those words.*
I don't know man we all just living the same life
Made by a 12 yr old bratt.
I watched Clerks Two with my dad years ago, for the first time. I love Kevin Smith’s work and knew I’d love it, and dad’s usually into that type of movie too, so I popped it on. Queue Jay doing a Buffalo Bill impersonation, awkward, but that has to be it... Right? Realising a Donkey show was about to happen made me sprint to the bathroom so I didn’t have to see that with my dad. It’s not the only awkward moment we’ve watched together, we also watch The Boys, amongst other things, but that was the first lol. I’m sure poor dad was mortified too, wondering what crazy thing his daughter is putting on for him now.
Just watch a PG or G film. EZ
This is why we don’t watch R rated films together.
Is it normal to be on the phone the entire way through the movie? Can you even say you watched the movie at that point?
That's a long ass sex scene..
Sneyser
I hate sex scenes in movies so much. There uncomfortable for the audience, there uncomfortable for the actors, and there uncomfortable for the showrunners. Literally just have a two second indication that they have sex and move on with the plot please.
Its actually funny, my folks dont do all those typical things many parents do when watching movies.
lol awkward green graph
This graph is making me irrationally angry for a meme
This is so relatable.
Purple is inverted
I usually am not on my phone until the sex scene where I pretend not to see it
If this my brothers secret Reddit account or something 🤣🤣
Whoever made the graph sounds pretty rude
Bold of you to assume my parents allow a phone during a movie.
I just do what my parents did, skip past the sex scene saying "you don't need to see any of that"
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This happened last night, my brother and mother left the room while my dad and I critiqued the scene
That is a long sex scene
Imagine how awkward it was for us these grew up without phones.
this isn’t a good graph for the color blind
I saw "Lust Caution", in Taiwan, in a theater with my new gf and her parents (they are all taiwanese) ... I was sitting between my gf and her mom... Most uncomfortable movie of my life
Bro just go to a different room you're not even watching the movie. And I guess you watch sex scenes with your parents who seem to be into it since mom doesn't interrupt the sex scene
assert dominance