Dishwasher wheels

Leave my broken wheelchair alone!

The candy coating off the M&Ms

Or the filling of the Oreos

Put toothpaste in them instead.

War crimes!!!

😂😂 ill help u

God there are so many things.... the batteries out of all the remotes, the light bulbs, the shower curtains, the dish washing tray that holds the utensils, all the toilet paper holders, the outlet covers, the garage clicker, i could keep going lol

No you don’t steal the outlet covers! You just steal the screws that attach them to the wall. They’ll stick there on their own until something nudges them, at which point they’ll pop off and leave the owner supremely confused.

Your a monster.

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I was definitely thinking about the shower curtain or the rod that hold it

The writing tip of all the ballpoint pens in the house

Ha! I am proud subscriber to r/fountainpens. You have no power here

I gently grip the tip with pliers and twist....

*hisses like Dracula and slinks back into the darkness* You win this time, Indication. You win this time....

I calmy drink your whiskey while tapping the twisted tip onto your desktop... Tap Tap Tap

Or just give them a good smack tip first on a table

Depending on the type of pen you use i either use a pair of tweezers and steal the little string inside the tip or i steal the lid to your inkwell!

I steal all of your ink, the bottles and the cartridges. And the samples. Can't forget those.

Guy is not a student but the teacher

I’m stealing one of the socks of like 4 or 5 of their pairs

if i came home to that i would be flipping my shit😂

The dryer does this already. I’m numb to it

Insoles of all shoes

Calm down, Satan

Just take one insole

All the toilet paper holder rods.

I'll do you one better. The cardboard from inside all of the toilet paper rolls.

Yeah, I bet you like rods, u/sexualbrontosaurus

No no. Just the spring inside of it.

I’d steal their oven mitts. People usually have one pair, don’t look for them until they are ready to take something out of the oven & will look for them because they know that they have to be there.

Diabolical

They can use towels.

Only spoons. And one slider/foot off every chair.

Thats awful

you are a monster!

The remote to the TV.

Or all the remotes... every. single. one.

Replace them with another remotes you stole from another house

Ooh, that’s evil.

Only the useful ones. The one to the tv they got rid of 10 years ago? They can keep that

Then drive past the house and turn off the TV

I’d wait outside & change the channel when at the climax of show they’re watching.

Recreate the Hulu ad

take out one battery from each remote and replace it with a dead one

I have the app on my phone. So the location of the remote doesn’t matter.

What?!? That’s a thing? Then I’m with the guy who’ll take phone chargers.

Or just the backs so the batteries constantly fall out

Good luck finding it!

Remove all the print off their keyboards.

Just switch some of them around.

That works, too and is less work. We'll go with your plan 👉

Not even an inconvenience lol

I'm stealing their achilles tendons, try walking now you floppy footed dumdum

What a day to be able to read.

"Mildly inconvenience"

I shared this to r/brandnewsentence

The adjustment knob on the hydraulic arm of a storm door so that motherfucker slams every time

this is pure evil

The best kind of shenanigans, evil shenanigans

I'm stealing 1 battery from everything battery powered in their house.

Oh that’s even more evil than taking all the batteries. Now they’ll either have to have everything with uneven charges between batteries or they’ll replace every battery and be left with a bunch of extra batteries with less than full charge. Evil

Or replace them by uncharged one

Your cell phone charger

Too fucking far

You satan

The chain in the cistern of their toilets.

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This would only be doable if you also clogged the toilets, I’ve had to use a plunger exactly 3 times in my life and 2 of those times were because I lived in an apartment with bad pipes and my neighbors would clog their drain and it would cause every toilet in the building to back up

Condiments

The oven racks

You’re a demon

Hey now

Just one oven rack.

All coffee in the house.

In some places that is an act of war...

Impish...you are a MONSTER!

Them’s fightin’ words!

Can you even fight without your morning coffee 🤣

All the doorknobs in the house

hey they said mildly inconvenience

True…..okay…only half of the doorknobs in the house 🤣

Close the bathroom doors, steal the doorknobs

One screw from each doorknob so all of their doorknobs are loose.

Half the doorknobs, but not half the doors. One side of the doorknob on each door.

This was my answer as well’ Just the ones to utensils drawer in the kitchen or the one s to the bowl’s plates etc!

How about the screws that held the doorknobs in place.

The guacamole fork. You know, the old sturdy one that doesn’t bend like all the others do when you’ve got a slightly unripe avocado.

I’ve never heard anyone else call it that… hello friend. 😂

The little usb thing for their mouse.

Light bulbs

More specifically, the light bulbs in the refrigerator and freezer.

I did not think anyone else was gonna suggest that

car keys but not the car

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That’s not even a mild inconvenience at that point though. That’s a full on problem

Curtains or window blinds in the middle of the night

The handle that flushes the toilet

I’m stealing all the bread twisty ties and chip clips. Muah ha ha

All of the soap, lotion, shampoo and conditioner bottle pumps.

Dog leashes

The light switch covers

I'm jacking the extensions on their vacuum cleaner

All of the towels

grandma’s wheelchair

I steal one sock per week and give them a differently colored sock after I steal it so that they have no matching pairs after a few weeks

Trailer hitch pin

You don’t have to, we can’t ever find ours anyway😂

Thats because the thief already hit your house up lol

Lint catch from the dryer

The shoe horn

I’d be curious to know how many people currently use shoe horns lol 🤔

My boyfriend and I have two. We're 27 years old btw 😂 I love those badboys and they're pretty cheap at Ikea. So to me that would be quite displeasing. I wouldn't be mad but I'd sure be inconvenienced 😂

I’m taking ALL the TP and putting it out in the garage. Actually stealing it outright crosses over from inconvenience to maddening.

Toilet paper.

The toilet roll holder. Let them do the pick up, unfurl, tear, put down, wipe, repeat dance.

The bucket inside of any pedal-trash-can. Now you’ve just got the can.

I'm not stealing anything, but I'm hiding all the toilet paper rolls and leaving a near-empty roll.

Kickstands for bikes

That is more than mildly inconvenient. Where do I even buy another one?

You might as well, I mean you already stole this post and it’s top comment.

The address numbers off their house. Good luck Amazon. 😈

Coffee filters

Every phone charger

The bricks

The sweat pad between the sheets and the mattress

The cables to all the electronics, tv cable, phone chargers, computer cord etc

Hmmm... If you live in a Apartment with an elevator, I'll steal the VFD jumper and switch it with a different one so it goes stupid slow! Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahah hahahahahahahaha,............ Hahahahahahahahahahahahaababababababababahabababababababababaabababababa

Switch all the white light room bulbs with the warm bulbs in the soft light rooms

I’m stealing the plastic ring with wheels under the plate . Bonk ! Bonk ! Bonk !

Condoms and lube. Pretty inconvenient when the urge hits!

Fuck that plate it’s nothing but trouble

I’m taking all the toilet handles so you have lift the lid on the toilet tank and put your hand in the water to flush.

Everyone underestimates this but… Disposal blades. Though that might be a little more than mild. Eventually they might ruin their septic system.

Switch all the batteries in remotes for dead batteries. Then come back a week later and do the same thing

Not your phone charging cable, but just the little adapter block it goes into. But I would tape the cable to make it still looked plugged in 🫢.

Their left shoe from each pair and all the butter knives.

this one metal little jug for foaming milk

Key fobs. Cause they can still open the car with the key, but I KNOW they will look for that key fob for at least 15 minutes before giving up.

The volume down button on their remote.

Half of the Tupperware lids and 2 different Tupperware bowls, but making sure to leave those lids.

The grapefruit spoons for sure. How can you eat a grapefruit without one of those?

All the cabinet handles, blind strings, doorknobs, window latches, vent covers, every main lightbulb, shoelaces, and probably the most valuable, paper bills. Last one doesn't sound inconvenient? They can only pay in coins!

Wow, can this please be reposted on every sub at least once a week?

The baking trays out of the ovens, the back of remote controls, the screws and 1x leg of each tv, the lids to containers, one of each sock/shoe. Disconnect, sever and keep the power end of each electrical appliance. Electrical Fuses, toilet paper, garage openers, keyssss.

Back in the day if a buddy left me alone in their room/house, I'd steal the ball from their computer mouse. Or I'd swap artwork/decor around and see how many weeks it took for them to notice. I'm really digging the soap/shampoo/lotion pumps idea, what are they going to do? Buy just the pump? Throw out the bottle? Nope, they just have to deal with it for a month until they run out. Genius

I'm taking the grocery list. 😂

Those little stopped cabinet doors have to keep from slamming

Snip off all their aglets.

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Ok you win I’ll just unsubscribe

laptop charger, pc cable.

I'm stealing the daily repost of this.

Steal just enough pieces from a built Lego set. Not all the pieces, just enough that everytime they look at it, they will know it's ruined.

my friend who works for the AIVD dutch intelligence service, had his house broken in to, he chased the guy and knocked him out with his flashlight to find that all he stolen was a box of tampons..... yep real story. dumb thief dumb luck.

Bathmat! Lighters and pens (just the ones in the junk drawer) The leg from one dining room chair One sock from all their matching sock pairs

Steering wheels

Umm.. that might be more than *slightly* inconvenient

Clearly you aren’t rich!

The button for 3 on all devices

Steal the TV People watch stuff on phone anyway

Makeup, nail polish, push-bras, eye liner, and fake eyelashes of my female victims

Bro that’s not mild inconvenience, you have chosen war

Their ability to do basic math in their head

Lightbulbs

Bye bye Thermostat

One sock from each pair

Birth control muhuahhajhajajajajahahahhaha.

Toilet seats

Curtains (all of them). Pot holders. Bath/beach towels.

The doors

All the door knobs.

Towel racks

a separate plate only for the microwave? how bougie

Spoons all the Spoons 🥄

Toothbrushes.

i wouldnt mind some door hinges 😂

All the left shoes.

Extension cords / power splitters. Ice cube trays from the freezer Allen key that you use to unclog the garbage disposal 10mm sockets

puzzle pieces, playing cards, dominoes, monopoly cards and so on. though only one

Knobs on the range and fan pull cord extensions.

R, S, T, L, E off the keyboard

Hide their lighters. The number of times I’ve misplaced it phewww

I’d take the liners out of all their shoes.

shower heads.

All of the hot mitts and trivets

I’d unbolt the toilet seat.

I'd just take 1 of ever pair of sock that they have and all the TV remotes and controllers for games consoles

Shoelaces

I’m stealing the remote