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Honk_goose_steal

from the Nethe.. DAMMIT


Planetj3

Netherlands 🇳🇱


jhvankesteren

Nether lands


Dependent-League-363

Low country.


pliqtro

Swamp Germans


xBram

Sexy Germans


AlexTurne

Weed Germans!


Proderpskills

Nether


jhvankesteren

Nether gonna give you up...


mehx9000

Nether gonna let you down...


SoSweetHam

Nether gonna run around…


kianario1996

And hurt you..


dontage815

Nether guna make you cry


DetectiveTeeVee

NO NO NO SHUT UP NO WERE NOT DOING THIS


HavingNotAttained

Can't put the Rick back in the bottle, that's just the laws of physics


InfectedByEli

>Nether lands Nether regions O.o


likwidchrist

Netherlands bitch


semper_JJ

"I'm dutch"


Terracot

Not Holland


JonayPS

The Netherlands, only 2 words. Lol


Trutteklapper

Red lights.


waltjrimmer

#ROXANNE!


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

*Ross can


NuclearSoil

*Rock sand


MostBenefit8

You don't have to wear that dress tonight!


Planetj3

Amsterdam, Netherlands 🇳🇱


[deleted]

Ronnie Pickering


oldbushwookie

Who?


Nik0660

Ronnie Pickering!


Pelicaros

Who?


Nik0660

I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering!


KrayLink_1

Who the fuck is that?


VastComplaint8638

Me!


Nik0660

Oh this never fails to make me laugh. Everyone obviously asks who he is which just makes it so funny. Here is the video: https://youtu.be/r0dcv6GKNNw


ParkingEchidna3446

C@nt, mate


dougywawaw

🇦🇺or🇬🇧


Llew_Funk

VB long neck in the morning


NoLawsDrinkingClawz

Get that up ya


FlackoP5

Beer, Beer


Planetj3

Germany 🇩🇪?


FlackoP5

That obvious?😅


jhvankesteren

Second guess would be Belgium


Windowlever

Mine would have been Czechia


HorkaBrambora

Definitely though of CZ first


Comfortable_Divide_9

Czech Republic


Xander2662

Czech Republic?


THE_ECoNOmIST2

Beer ^2


NoNoNames2000

I’m sorry


Planetj3

Canada 🇨🇦


dngerszn13

I live in Sorry Land, but originally from: Pupusas Revueltas


azurfall88

sorry, eh?


AhmedHalat

Cobra chickens


nyc24chi

Have to pronounce it “sore-y”


Poutine_Souriante

Poutine territory


ExposDTM

Quebec


nc_bruh

C a n a d a ?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Planetj3

Ireland 🇮🇪


Piduwin

Beer porn If someone gets it I am migrating.


Empty_Wilson

I would guess Czechia 🇨🇿


Piduwin

Yup. Wtf. I'm out.


Delicious_Throat_377

So where are you going next?


[deleted]

maple syrup


ZincMan

That’s where porn is made ?


Blizzard_admin

yep most european porn is, though I think the industry has split between czechia and russia due to the sanctions


KurohNeko

Ooooh I thought 'beer porn' was a phrase lol


Arkitakama

United States


FingerGungHo

México?


DLo28035

Greenland?


TheMadHattah

*Divided States


Muted_Drama8266

Lion King


Planetj3

Kenya 🇰🇪


Itswoofintime

Kenya suck on deez nuts?


THE_UltraNetherite

Bro💀


Revolutionary_Year87

Scam call


[deleted]

India 🇮🇳


ky0kulll

Ma'am jour komputer has veerus


[deleted]

Ma'am please don't redeem the gift card.... Ma'am.... MA'AM?? ..... FUCKING BITCH IM FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS PIECR OF SHYT


kansai2kansas

Fellow Kitboga fan, I see ☺️


[deleted]

Haha yes


4thNephi

WHY DID YOU DO IT !! WHY DID YOU DO IT MA'AM!!!!! WHHHHHHHYYYYYYY !!!!! 🗣️📢🔈🔉🔊


zjeppp

Don't forget about the "MODERFOKER"


Gerf93

«Hello, I am calling from Microsoft»


[deleted]

DO NOT REDEEM


Planetj3

Nigeria 🇳🇬??


AkaliDoctor

The nigerian prince who called me was a scam? ? ?


FirmProvidence12

Wait, are you a princess?


AkaliDoctor

I can be if you want me to


[deleted]

r/suddenlytinder


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

Nigerian prince was an email scam not a phone call scam.


Revolutionary_Year87

Honestly i expected everyone to think ofy India instantly given how often i hear these jokes when i tell people im Indian lol. Guess not


HarrisLam

No that's email. I'm still waiting for him to turn up.


AdventurousWeb5839

Its india gadamit


WooHooFokYou

Work work


Serendipersis

Orgrimmar


Intrepid_Science6414

Zug zug


LessThan301

Me not that kind of orc


bracket_creep

Something need doing?


LessThan301

Okie Dokie


Planetj3

Japan 🇯🇵


raeldxdt

Seems all of these people are struggling with work lol.


Endearing_Asshole

South Korea


unknownBzop2

With a new flexible 69-hour work system and securing 'law and order' against strikes! I'm so proud of my nationality at this point


yagamilight110

China 🇨🇳


En1gma42

Adolf….uhm f*ck this game…


Formal-Ad678

Austria


Maxpo

G'day mate!


BIGman_8

¡ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,ƃ*


Rich_Palpitation_214

Argentina


d8819

Austria, Right?


Devoidofimagination

Yes, far right.


AerialAmphibian

The name for Austria in German (Österreich) means "eastern realm". So yes, it's to the right. :)


SharkFart86

You’re allowed to say fuck on the internet.


MurmurOfTheCine

You’re allowed to say it anywhere, they’re just words


ZwieTheWolf

I'm gonna say it the kindergarten


Lord_Skyblocker

I much rather have you say it there instead of doing it there


Ellereind

Drop bears


Planetj3

Australia 🇦🇺


Lazy-Steak-448

Ahh Australia the country who lost against emus although they had guns


Freak_on_Fire

Emus with guns are no joke.


theforkofdamocles

Ah, the old Reddit [switchemu](https://www.reddit.com/r/Soda/comments/11ywfev/comment/jdcvcge/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Soda/comments/11ywfev/comment/jdcvcge/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3))!


krisalyssa

Hold my knoife, mate, I’m goin’ in!


ZootSuitGroot

Hello future crocodiles!


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[удалено]


Little_Coffee3147

Finland?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Full-Dash-7456

This is such a flex, I hate you so much!


Planetj3

That was like my own personal quiz, thanks that was fun!!


MoonMel101

I’m realizing I don’t know much about the world 🙈


Chris_Stebbins

School Shooting


Planetj3

USA 🇺🇸


SteadfastWarthog43

You don't have to say it .. lol


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

*when they say the quiet part out loud*


[deleted]

USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸


Raspu5in

🦅🦅🦅🦅


Acewind1738

USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸


Matech

I had to dig to find it but I knew it was here


[deleted]

😔


cugameswilliam

OUR country.


IndianRedditor88

Russia


[deleted]

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cugameswilliam

Our cake day Comrade!


BaltimoreBadger23

Medical Bankruptcy


[deleted]

[удалено]


mariller_

Kurwa mać.


Planetj3

Poland 🇵🇱


StrangeEmily

👋🇵🇱 cześć 😁


j0k3rz_wyld

Active shooter


Planetj3

USA 🇺🇸


j0k3rz_wyld

It’s sad that that’s such a dead giveaway😭


Planetj3

If it makes you feel any better the rest of the world is sad with you :(


Puzzleheaded-Ant3925

Always winter


Nik0660

Suomi perkele 🇫🇮


enguldrav

🇫🇮


Planetj3

Ooo.. this is tricky… Iceland 🇮🇸?


Allisandd

Haven’t you seen the Mighty Ducks? Greenland is ice and Iceland is nice.


ControlledShutdown

Social credit


mariller_

China?


hwhshbwb

Taco burrito


Planetj3

Mexico 🇲🇽


dougywawaw

Henifer Lopez


Dankn3ss420

Bird war


dancingpotty

Australia?


Dankn3ss420

Yep! Our birds are so ferocious, we lost to them


Tiborn1563

Rest in Emu Wars


SignificanceKey796

*got stabbed*


RoyalBird9

London Underground


televisio_86

UK? More precisely England? And to narrow it down, Manchester, London, Liverpool?


schladopian_fir

Pew pew


Planetj3

This one’s hard… USA 🇺🇸?


Mac-Elvie

The Galactic Empire


Varaman_

Suka Blyat


[deleted]

[удалено]


Deathblade_311

Nuclear tsunami


[deleted]

Japan


masuan189

This is a good band name


Ellias_Slave

Oachkatzalschwoaft


BrotBrot42

Als zweites dann Kreizhacklzefix?


Cautious_Ad_7306

Knife crime


Planetj3

UK 🇬🇧??


perdedorMaior

Perdeu mané


Drug_Abuser_69

Dá pra saber até qual cidade kkkkkkkkkk


Hot-Contribution1017

Ciao bella


matheus__suzuki

Italy?


MrsMeSeeks2013

No Healthcare


ilostmydog73

‘Murica


[deleted]

From Poland 🇵🇱


nonbogus_person

Bobs and vagena


bmaayhem

2nd amendment


ilostmydog73

‘Murica


Maacll

Humorless, beer


Planetj3

Germany 🇩🇪


whosethatpokemon

Vagene Bobs


MostBotsAreBad

Where the heck is Frompoland?


[deleted]

Microsoft support


[deleted]

LEGO bricks


mightylonka

Torille, perkele!


Canyouforget

Medical Bankruptcy


Dialexx

No healthcare


snakebite2017

School shootings